TIS: T_T You love the story! I'm so happy! (bursts into tears)
Jono: Oh shut up already!
Honda: T_T Why am I here?
TIS: Because you surprisingly have fans.
Jono: He does? O_O
Honda: Hey!
TIS: I don't own YGO or The Simpsons.
Chapter 3: DON'T BE HATIN'!
DOMINO CITY COURTHOUSE.
Jono and Honda are waiting for their trial to begin, but are having doubts about the current trial.
Honda: O_O This is very interesting. Jono: They're suing each other over a pie?!
Judge: SILENCE IN THE COURT! Now, please continue. Prosecutor: Now, Brad, in your own words, tell the jury what happened a week from yesterday. Brad: Well, ya see, I was takin' a walk in da park and found a pie on a picnic table. No one was around and clearly the pie wasn't being looked for, so I took it. Before I could eat it, that dumbass Mike jumped me and tried to steal the pie. Mike: DUMBASS?! LISTEN YOU PUNKASS BITCH! I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'! HE JUMPED ME! Brad: WHATCHA DO ABOUT, BITCH?! Mike: HELL NO! (jumps over the table he was sitting at)
Security runs over and restrains Mike, while Jono and Honda cheer Mike on.
Jono: GET HIM! BEAT HIS ASS DOWN! Honda: GET HIM! GET HIM! (Brad's face is smashed into a table) OH NOT SO PRETTY ANYMORE, HUH, BITCH?!
The judge just sat in his chair, eating popcorn and watching the show.
Judge: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT! SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN! Now, Brad, Mike, a decision has been made. The pie shall be cut in two and both men shall receive.death. I'll eat the pie. (eats the pie) mmmmmmm.apple.next case, please!
Both Jono and Honda are dragged in front of the judge.
Judge: Oh, not you again. Jono: What's up, judge? Judge: Nothin' much.now you both are charged with assault, resisting arrest, and so forth.any comments on anything, boys? Honda: PLEASE I BEG OF YOU! DON'T SEND ME TO PRISON! I'M JUST AN INNOCENT VICTIM IN ALL OF THIS! (bursts into tears) OH WHAT WOULD SERENITY THINK IF I WENT TO PRISON?! Jono: You're an ass? Honda: (glares at Jono) What would Mai think? Jono: O_O Judge: Is that all you'd like to say? Jono: No, sir. (turns to the old lady he ran over, who is in a wheelchair now) Don't be hatin'! Old Lady: (flips him off) Jono: I TOLD YOU SHE DID IT! I TOLD YOU! Judge: Jonouchi and Honda, I sentence you both to 3 months in Domino City Jail and 2 years of community service, acting as "big brothers" to several teens. Now, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY COURTROOM!
Jono and Honda are dragged out of the courtroom and thrown into a police car.
Honda: T_T WHY? WHY?! SERENITY! (looks out the window)
Serenity is standing out side to courthouse, crying.
Jono: SERENITY! DON'T WORRY! IT'S ONLY FOR 3 MONTHS! Serenity: OH, JONO, HONDA, HOW COULD YOU? WHY DID YOU DO ALL OF THIS? Mai: THEY WERE PROBABLY DRUNK! Jono: WE WERE NOT! WE WERE BORED! Serenity: (bursts into more tears) Honda: DON'T CRY, SERENITY! Serenity: I CAN'T HELP IT!
Serenity sobs on Mai's shirt. The police car begins to drive away.
Honda: SERENITY, I LOVE YOU! Jono: WHAT?!
The police car screeches to a halt. Honda: Oh shit! Jono: DAMN STRAIGHT!
TIS: ^_^ HONDA'S IN TROUBLE! HONDA'S IN TROUBLE! PLEASE R&R!
Jono: Oh shut up already!
Honda: T_T Why am I here?
TIS: Because you surprisingly have fans.
Jono: He does? O_O
Honda: Hey!
TIS: I don't own YGO or The Simpsons.
Chapter 3: DON'T BE HATIN'!
DOMINO CITY COURTHOUSE.
Jono and Honda are waiting for their trial to begin, but are having doubts about the current trial.
Honda: O_O This is very interesting. Jono: They're suing each other over a pie?!
Judge: SILENCE IN THE COURT! Now, please continue. Prosecutor: Now, Brad, in your own words, tell the jury what happened a week from yesterday. Brad: Well, ya see, I was takin' a walk in da park and found a pie on a picnic table. No one was around and clearly the pie wasn't being looked for, so I took it. Before I could eat it, that dumbass Mike jumped me and tried to steal the pie. Mike: DUMBASS?! LISTEN YOU PUNKASS BITCH! I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'! HE JUMPED ME! Brad: WHATCHA DO ABOUT, BITCH?! Mike: HELL NO! (jumps over the table he was sitting at)
Security runs over and restrains Mike, while Jono and Honda cheer Mike on.
Jono: GET HIM! BEAT HIS ASS DOWN! Honda: GET HIM! GET HIM! (Brad's face is smashed into a table) OH NOT SO PRETTY ANYMORE, HUH, BITCH?!
The judge just sat in his chair, eating popcorn and watching the show.
Judge: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT! SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN! Now, Brad, Mike, a decision has been made. The pie shall be cut in two and both men shall receive.death. I'll eat the pie. (eats the pie) mmmmmmm.apple.next case, please!
Both Jono and Honda are dragged in front of the judge.
Judge: Oh, not you again. Jono: What's up, judge? Judge: Nothin' much.now you both are charged with assault, resisting arrest, and so forth.any comments on anything, boys? Honda: PLEASE I BEG OF YOU! DON'T SEND ME TO PRISON! I'M JUST AN INNOCENT VICTIM IN ALL OF THIS! (bursts into tears) OH WHAT WOULD SERENITY THINK IF I WENT TO PRISON?! Jono: You're an ass? Honda: (glares at Jono) What would Mai think? Jono: O_O Judge: Is that all you'd like to say? Jono: No, sir. (turns to the old lady he ran over, who is in a wheelchair now) Don't be hatin'! Old Lady: (flips him off) Jono: I TOLD YOU SHE DID IT! I TOLD YOU! Judge: Jonouchi and Honda, I sentence you both to 3 months in Domino City Jail and 2 years of community service, acting as "big brothers" to several teens. Now, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY COURTROOM!
Jono and Honda are dragged out of the courtroom and thrown into a police car.
Honda: T_T WHY? WHY?! SERENITY! (looks out the window)
Serenity is standing out side to courthouse, crying.
Jono: SERENITY! DON'T WORRY! IT'S ONLY FOR 3 MONTHS! Serenity: OH, JONO, HONDA, HOW COULD YOU? WHY DID YOU DO ALL OF THIS? Mai: THEY WERE PROBABLY DRUNK! Jono: WE WERE NOT! WE WERE BORED! Serenity: (bursts into more tears) Honda: DON'T CRY, SERENITY! Serenity: I CAN'T HELP IT!
Serenity sobs on Mai's shirt. The police car begins to drive away.
Honda: SERENITY, I LOVE YOU! Jono: WHAT?!
The police car screeches to a halt. Honda: Oh shit! Jono: DAMN STRAIGHT!
TIS: ^_^ HONDA'S IN TROUBLE! HONDA'S IN TROUBLE! PLEASE R&R!