The Infinite Sadness: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jono and Honda: O_O
TIS: THEY LOVE TO SEE YOU SUFFER!
Jono and Honda: O_O
TIS: WELCOME BACK, LOYAL MIND SLAVES! PREPARE FOR JONO AND HONDA'S MOST FRIGHTENING ENCOUNTERS!
J&H: O_O! SAVE US!!!!
FANS: NEVER!
TIS: I don't own YGO, The Simpsons, National Security or LOTR.
Chapter 4: OMG!!!
Jono: -_- I'LL KILL YA!
Honda: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (is being pummeled)
A crowd begins to form around the rocking police car. Many of the people thought that some NAUGHTY things were happening inside. Jono and Honda would push their faces or butts against the windows every once in a while.
Honda: (sticks his head out of the window) HELP!!! HELP!!! ACK!!! (is being choked with handcuffs)
Jono: I'LL KILL YOU GOOD!!!
After separating an angry Jono and near-death Honda, the police officers finally arrive at Domino City Jail.
Jono: -_- Just you wait, Honda. Once we're alone, your ass will be grass and I'm gonna smoke it.
Honda: (whimpers and gulps) O_O
Officer Nick: (chuckles) That's exactly why we're going to put you two in separate cells.
Officer Dan: (grins) 'Mom' and 'Quigebo' will be happy to have cellmates.
Honda: Mom?!
Jono: Quigebo?!
Officer Nick: (grins) Follow us.
Officer Dan grabs Honda by the shoulder and steers him down the left hallway, while Officer Nick leads Jono down the right. They both lead the boys to adjacent cells.
Honda: Why did you lead us down different hallways?
Officer Dan: For effect. ^_^
Jono: -_- Where are our cellmates? (grins) Are they imaginary?
Officer Nick: Don't worry.(cackles evilly) They'll be here once they're out of solitary confinement.
Honda: O_O Solitary confinement?!
Officers Dan and Nick: (lock the boys in and laugh maniacally)
Jono and Honda: O_O
Jono and Honda fall asleep, whimpering and dreaming about psychotic, homicidal maniacs. The next day, they both woke up to a big surprise.
Jono: ~_~ Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! (is still asleep, snoring happily) ~_~
???: (in a low, raspy voice) My precious.
Jono: ~_~ Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Jono's cellmate crawls over to his sleeping form. Staring at Jono with large eyes, he reaches down and pokes Jono's eye. Jono twitches and rolls over, his back facing his cellmate.
???: My precious.(licks Jono's ear)
Jono: (giggles) Mai, quit! Not in front of the others!
???: My one.my own.my precious! (rubs Jono's ass)
Jono: (rolls over onto his back and opens his eyes) O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (falls off his bunk) DEATH FROM ABOVE!!! (runs and clings to the bars) O_O HONDA!!! HELP!!!
Honda: ~_~ Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! (is ignoring Jono's cries and continues to sleep)
???: (in a high-pitched girly singsong voice) Dancin' away my hunger pains, movin' my feet so my stomach won't hurt, I kinda like cheeses but not in a sacrilegious way!
Honda: ~_~ Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
???: (grins) Hello, handsome! (pinches Honda's ass)
Honda: (grunts and rolls over onto his side) ~_~ Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
???: (climbs onto the bunk next to Honda) ^_^ (slaps Honda's ass)
Honda: (grins and mutters in his sleep) Serenity, I knew you loved me!
???: (grins and whispers in Honda's ear) Shall I ask for a bottle of wine? (sets his hand on Honda's ass)
Honda: (frowns in his sleep) Serenity, you don't drink.
???: Who said that I'm Serenity?
Honda: (opens his eyes) O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (jumps off the bunk) HELP! HE'S RAPING ME! HE'S RAPING ME! GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF THERE! (slaps his cellmate's hand away from his ass) IT DOESN'T BELONG THERE!
Jono and Honda scream like little girls as their cellmates close in on them.
TIS: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jono: WHY?! WHY?! (falls into fetal position)
Honda: O_O OH DEAR GOD, I'M BEING RAPED!
TIS: No you're not!
Jono: YES WE ARE!
Honda: WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE?!
TIS: For those who couldn't guess, 'Mom', Honda's cellmate, is really PEGASUS!
Honda: (screams and faints) *_*
TIS: And 'Quigebo', Jono's cellmate, is Gollum from LOTR!
Jono: O_O HE'S GOING TO EAT ME!!!!! (bursts into tears)
TIS: NOW MIND SLAVES! R &R! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jono and Honda: O_O
TIS: THEY LOVE TO SEE YOU SUFFER!
Jono and Honda: O_O
TIS: WELCOME BACK, LOYAL MIND SLAVES! PREPARE FOR JONO AND HONDA'S MOST FRIGHTENING ENCOUNTERS!
J&H: O_O! SAVE US!!!!
FANS: NEVER!
TIS: I don't own YGO, The Simpsons, National Security or LOTR.
Chapter 4: OMG!!!
Jono: -_- I'LL KILL YA!
Honda: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (is being pummeled)
A crowd begins to form around the rocking police car. Many of the people thought that some NAUGHTY things were happening inside. Jono and Honda would push their faces or butts against the windows every once in a while.
Honda: (sticks his head out of the window) HELP!!! HELP!!! ACK!!! (is being choked with handcuffs)
Jono: I'LL KILL YOU GOOD!!!
After separating an angry Jono and near-death Honda, the police officers finally arrive at Domino City Jail.
Jono: -_- Just you wait, Honda. Once we're alone, your ass will be grass and I'm gonna smoke it.
Honda: (whimpers and gulps) O_O
Officer Nick: (chuckles) That's exactly why we're going to put you two in separate cells.
Officer Dan: (grins) 'Mom' and 'Quigebo' will be happy to have cellmates.
Honda: Mom?!
Jono: Quigebo?!
Officer Nick: (grins) Follow us.
Officer Dan grabs Honda by the shoulder and steers him down the left hallway, while Officer Nick leads Jono down the right. They both lead the boys to adjacent cells.
Honda: Why did you lead us down different hallways?
Officer Dan: For effect. ^_^
Jono: -_- Where are our cellmates? (grins) Are they imaginary?
Officer Nick: Don't worry.(cackles evilly) They'll be here once they're out of solitary confinement.
Honda: O_O Solitary confinement?!
Officers Dan and Nick: (lock the boys in and laugh maniacally)
Jono and Honda: O_O
Jono and Honda fall asleep, whimpering and dreaming about psychotic, homicidal maniacs. The next day, they both woke up to a big surprise.
Jono: ~_~ Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! (is still asleep, snoring happily) ~_~
???: (in a low, raspy voice) My precious.
Jono: ~_~ Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Jono's cellmate crawls over to his sleeping form. Staring at Jono with large eyes, he reaches down and pokes Jono's eye. Jono twitches and rolls over, his back facing his cellmate.
???: My precious.(licks Jono's ear)
Jono: (giggles) Mai, quit! Not in front of the others!
???: My one.my own.my precious! (rubs Jono's ass)
Jono: (rolls over onto his back and opens his eyes) O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (falls off his bunk) DEATH FROM ABOVE!!! (runs and clings to the bars) O_O HONDA!!! HELP!!!
Honda: ~_~ Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! (is ignoring Jono's cries and continues to sleep)
???: (in a high-pitched girly singsong voice) Dancin' away my hunger pains, movin' my feet so my stomach won't hurt, I kinda like cheeses but not in a sacrilegious way!
Honda: ~_~ Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
???: (grins) Hello, handsome! (pinches Honda's ass)
Honda: (grunts and rolls over onto his side) ~_~ Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
???: (climbs onto the bunk next to Honda) ^_^ (slaps Honda's ass)
Honda: (grins and mutters in his sleep) Serenity, I knew you loved me!
???: (grins and whispers in Honda's ear) Shall I ask for a bottle of wine? (sets his hand on Honda's ass)
Honda: (frowns in his sleep) Serenity, you don't drink.
???: Who said that I'm Serenity?
Honda: (opens his eyes) O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (jumps off the bunk) HELP! HE'S RAPING ME! HE'S RAPING ME! GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF THERE! (slaps his cellmate's hand away from his ass) IT DOESN'T BELONG THERE!
Jono and Honda scream like little girls as their cellmates close in on them.
TIS: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jono: WHY?! WHY?! (falls into fetal position)
Honda: O_O OH DEAR GOD, I'M BEING RAPED!
TIS: No you're not!
Jono: YES WE ARE!
Honda: WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE?!
TIS: For those who couldn't guess, 'Mom', Honda's cellmate, is really PEGASUS!
Honda: (screams and faints) *_*
TIS: And 'Quigebo', Jono's cellmate, is Gollum from LOTR!
Jono: O_O HE'S GOING TO EAT ME!!!!! (bursts into tears)
TIS: NOW MIND SLAVES! R &R! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!