The Infinite Sadness: Welcome back, Mind Slaves! ^_^ I have a new chapter
for you!
Jono & Honda: O_O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TIS: Since Honda was pretty much tortured during the last chapter.
Honda: Pretty much?! You mean that I was practically in HELL!
TIS: SILENECE! It's Jono's turn! ^_^ Sorry, Jono!
Jono: (pouts) I thought that you loved me!
TIS: Not really.Anyway, Honda, do the disclaimer!
Honda: The bitch sitting next to us does not own YGO, 8 Crazy Nights, LOTR, Family Guy, Ace Ventura or The New Guy.
TIS: ONWARD, MIND SLAVES, AND ROT YOUR BRAINS ONCE AGAIN!
Chapter 5: Doin' Time
A month after being incarcerated, Jono and Honda have learned to live with their psychotic cellmates.and how to sleep with their eyes open.
Jono: (eyes wide open, rocking back & forth) Can't sleep.(looks at Gollum) He'll eat me if I sleep.(eye twitches) I have a huge wedgie.(is currently trying to pick the wedgie out)
Gollum: (is sitting across from Jono) My precious.(licks his lips) Precious.(crawls over to Jono) Precious.We wants the precious.
Jono: (looks at Gollum) O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Gollum: O_O What's wrong, precious?
Jono: (whispers loudly) Your balls are showing!
Gollum: (crawls onto Jono's lap) We likes the precious! (licks Jono's face)
Jono: (whimpers) Honda, help!
Honda: Come on, roll the dice already!
Pegasus: Now, now, Hondy.I'm waiting for the right moment.
Honda: ROLL THE DAMN DICE!
Pegasus: (pouts) I would have, but I really don't appreciate your tone of voice.
Honda: (sighs) Fine.please roll the dice.(shudders) Peggy.
Pegasus: (grins) Alright, Hondy. (rolls the dice) seven.) moves his token seven spaces)
Honda: HA! Go to jail! Go directly to jail! Do not pass go.do not collect $200.and do not, I repeat, do NOT drop the soap!
Pegasus: (grins) Why not? That's the best part of prison!
Honda: (moves to the other side of the cell) O_O
The next day, all of the inmates were taken outside into the courtyard, for some fresh air. Jono, Honda, and a few other inmates were playing basketball with the warden and a few guards.
Warden: (pushes an overweight inmate out of the way and scores a basket) Next time you come on my court, WEAR A BRA!
Fat Inmate: (begins to cry)
Pegasus: Don't cry, son, you have nice boobs!
All: O_O
Pegasus: It's true!
Warden: (passes the ball to Jono) Shoot!
Jono: (makes a basket) Yeah!
Warden: And what?! Say it, Jono!
Jono: EAT THAT NUTSTRAP, BITCH!
Honda: (laughs his head off) Good one, Jono!
Guard: Call for you, Warden!
Warden: (sighs) Probably the wife again.
Crazed-looking Inmate: (runs from the basketball court and climbs over the fence) O_O (runs for his life)
Guard: (rides after him on a horse and shoots him) ^_^
Jono and Honda: O_O
Warden: (laughs) I'll never get tired of that!
Pegasus: (to Jono and Honda) Don't worry.it happens all of the time! ^_^ Same cat, never gets away!
During their last month of imprisonment, Jono and Honda were working on the side of the highway, picking up recyclables, along with the other inmates.
Inmate: (runs out in the middle of rush hour traffic) *_* (is hit by a semi)
Jono: Ouch, that's gotta hurt!
Honda: Whoa, he's a pancake!
Gollum: (whimpers) We will miss the precious.The precious will leave us..(tugs on Jono's pants) Precious.(pulls down Jono's pants) Precious.(rips Jono's boxers off) Precious! ^_^
Jono: O_O HOLY SHIT! (pulls his pants up) WHAT THE HELL?!
Honda: ( is picking up soda cans) ^_^ I think he likes you!
Jono: DAMNIT, HONDA! SHUT UP!
Gollum: (hugs Jono's boxers) Precious.(sniffs the boxers) My precious.(begins to chew on the boxers)
All: O_O
Pegasus: (grins at Jono)
Jono: (shudders and continues to pick up paper)
Pegasus: Paperboy!
Jono: (shudders and turns to Pegasus) What?!
Pegasus: You hungry?
Jono: (starry eyed) HELL YEAH!
Pegasus: Well, I have a nice chocolaty candy bar in my pocket, but, you know, my arthritis.you mind fishing it out?
Jono: No, that's okay.I'm not that hungry.O_O Weird.
Honda: (snickers)
Finally, Jono and Honda are set free, but still have to do their community service.
Jono: Boy, am I glad that's over!
Honda: Yeah, no more Pegasus and Gollum!
Jono: (shudders) Never mention those names again!
Honda: Okay.so where are we going?
Jono: (looks at the directions on a piece of paper) The rec. center.That's where we'll get our assignments.
Both walk to the rec. center.
TIS: Another job well done! ^_^
Jono: O_O (is too freaked out to speak)
Honda: (is still laughing)
TIS: R&R!
Jono & Honda: O_O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TIS: Since Honda was pretty much tortured during the last chapter.
Honda: Pretty much?! You mean that I was practically in HELL!
TIS: SILENECE! It's Jono's turn! ^_^ Sorry, Jono!
Jono: (pouts) I thought that you loved me!
TIS: Not really.Anyway, Honda, do the disclaimer!
Honda: The bitch sitting next to us does not own YGO, 8 Crazy Nights, LOTR, Family Guy, Ace Ventura or The New Guy.
TIS: ONWARD, MIND SLAVES, AND ROT YOUR BRAINS ONCE AGAIN!
Chapter 5: Doin' Time
A month after being incarcerated, Jono and Honda have learned to live with their psychotic cellmates.and how to sleep with their eyes open.
Jono: (eyes wide open, rocking back & forth) Can't sleep.(looks at Gollum) He'll eat me if I sleep.(eye twitches) I have a huge wedgie.(is currently trying to pick the wedgie out)
Gollum: (is sitting across from Jono) My precious.(licks his lips) Precious.(crawls over to Jono) Precious.We wants the precious.
Jono: (looks at Gollum) O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Gollum: O_O What's wrong, precious?
Jono: (whispers loudly) Your balls are showing!
Gollum: (crawls onto Jono's lap) We likes the precious! (licks Jono's face)
Jono: (whimpers) Honda, help!
Honda: Come on, roll the dice already!
Pegasus: Now, now, Hondy.I'm waiting for the right moment.
Honda: ROLL THE DAMN DICE!
Pegasus: (pouts) I would have, but I really don't appreciate your tone of voice.
Honda: (sighs) Fine.please roll the dice.(shudders) Peggy.
Pegasus: (grins) Alright, Hondy. (rolls the dice) seven.) moves his token seven spaces)
Honda: HA! Go to jail! Go directly to jail! Do not pass go.do not collect $200.and do not, I repeat, do NOT drop the soap!
Pegasus: (grins) Why not? That's the best part of prison!
Honda: (moves to the other side of the cell) O_O
The next day, all of the inmates were taken outside into the courtyard, for some fresh air. Jono, Honda, and a few other inmates were playing basketball with the warden and a few guards.
Warden: (pushes an overweight inmate out of the way and scores a basket) Next time you come on my court, WEAR A BRA!
Fat Inmate: (begins to cry)
Pegasus: Don't cry, son, you have nice boobs!
All: O_O
Pegasus: It's true!
Warden: (passes the ball to Jono) Shoot!
Jono: (makes a basket) Yeah!
Warden: And what?! Say it, Jono!
Jono: EAT THAT NUTSTRAP, BITCH!
Honda: (laughs his head off) Good one, Jono!
Guard: Call for you, Warden!
Warden: (sighs) Probably the wife again.
Crazed-looking Inmate: (runs from the basketball court and climbs over the fence) O_O (runs for his life)
Guard: (rides after him on a horse and shoots him) ^_^
Jono and Honda: O_O
Warden: (laughs) I'll never get tired of that!
Pegasus: (to Jono and Honda) Don't worry.it happens all of the time! ^_^ Same cat, never gets away!
During their last month of imprisonment, Jono and Honda were working on the side of the highway, picking up recyclables, along with the other inmates.
Inmate: (runs out in the middle of rush hour traffic) *_* (is hit by a semi)
Jono: Ouch, that's gotta hurt!
Honda: Whoa, he's a pancake!
Gollum: (whimpers) We will miss the precious.The precious will leave us..(tugs on Jono's pants) Precious.(pulls down Jono's pants) Precious.(rips Jono's boxers off) Precious! ^_^
Jono: O_O HOLY SHIT! (pulls his pants up) WHAT THE HELL?!
Honda: ( is picking up soda cans) ^_^ I think he likes you!
Jono: DAMNIT, HONDA! SHUT UP!
Gollum: (hugs Jono's boxers) Precious.(sniffs the boxers) My precious.(begins to chew on the boxers)
All: O_O
Pegasus: (grins at Jono)
Jono: (shudders and continues to pick up paper)
Pegasus: Paperboy!
Jono: (shudders and turns to Pegasus) What?!
Pegasus: You hungry?
Jono: (starry eyed) HELL YEAH!
Pegasus: Well, I have a nice chocolaty candy bar in my pocket, but, you know, my arthritis.you mind fishing it out?
Jono: No, that's okay.I'm not that hungry.O_O Weird.
Honda: (snickers)
Finally, Jono and Honda are set free, but still have to do their community service.
Jono: Boy, am I glad that's over!
Honda: Yeah, no more Pegasus and Gollum!
Jono: (shudders) Never mention those names again!
Honda: Okay.so where are we going?
Jono: (looks at the directions on a piece of paper) The rec. center.That's where we'll get our assignments.
Both walk to the rec. center.
TIS: Another job well done! ^_^
Jono: O_O (is too freaked out to speak)
Honda: (is still laughing)
TIS: R&R!