There you are all sitting there
Waiting for all the food to appear
But you've never wondered if it unfair,
That hats like me can never fear,
Can never eat,
Can never walk or run, or jump,
But instead can only speak!
You Gryfindors so strong and Brave,
And Brains as smart as ever can be!
And Hufflepuffs you sit so grave,
You loyalty is so good that not everyone can see!
And Ravenclaw so smart and keen to learn,
Will always find a place to use those wits, and kind mind!
And Slytherin, who will always make a churn,
To get what they need by means of mean and kind,
So now do you think it unfair that all I do is speak?
Or do you think it not as you don't really care?
But those have their minds at a good peak
I'll put you where you ought to be, the house that will be fair,
For the minds of all those seek
The house to make their dreams become their future.