The Infinite Sadness: REUNITE AND IT FEELS SO GOOD!
Jono: -_- Kill me.
Honda: If anyone cares about us, please send asylum employees to TIS's house.
TIS: That reminds me.I'M WORKING ON A NEW FIC!
Jono and Honda: O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
TIS: Starring.(drum roll) RYOU BAKURA!
Ryou: O_O Oh, dear.
TIS: Don't worry.well, maybe you should since your dad gets remarried and stuff.
Ryou: T_T I thought that I was your favorite.
TIS: I don't know. I'm kinda hooked on Malik now.
Malik: YAY! ^_^
TIS: Anyway, I don't own YGO, Sailor Moon, or The Simpsons.
Chap 6: Boob #1 and Boob #2 (TIS: LOL! ^_^)
After helping a couple of kids chuck flaming road kill at passing cars, which caused a five-car pile up, Jono and Honda finally make it to the rec. center. Although they were there to receive their assignment, the two boys decided to take a detour and flirt with a few girls.
Honda: So, what are your names, beautiful?
Jono: Yeah, maybe we can get together sometime.
The three girls look at each other, annoyed by the two idiots. The raven- haired beauty grins, while the brunette's eyes widen with terror. The shortest girl brushes a strand of her silver hair out of her eyes.
Raven-haired Girl: My name's Seiya. That's Taiki (points to the brunette) and that's Yaten (points to the silver-haired girl).
Honda: (grins) Such beautiful names for such beautiful ladies.(winks at them) How about a date?
Yaten: (annoyed) How about, no?
Jono: (grins) Aw, come on, babe! It'll be fun!
Taiki: (sighs) No, thank you.
Jono: (pouts) Why not?
Seiya: (grins) Well, you see.(whispers something to the boys)
Jono and Honda: O_O
Both boys run across the room as fast as they can.
Honda: O_O DRAG QUEENS!
Jono: O_O HOLY SHIT!
Honda: Let's find the office.
Honda and Jono walk around looking for the office. They find it near the snack bar and walk in, only to find.
Jono and Honda: ANZU?!
Anzu: Hiya! So you're here for your assignment?
Honda: Yeah, how did you know?
Anzu: O_O Anzu knows all!
Jono: o_O Right.so why are you here? I thought you went to New York.
Anzu: I came back because I felt that I was needed.
Honda: Sure.so what's our assignment?
Anzu: Stay right here and I'll go get it.(picks up a broom handle and leaves the room)
Jono and Honda: O_O okay.
The two boys can hear shouting and banging in the other room. Finally after a good 15 minutes, Anzu returns dragging.
Jono and Honda: MOKUBA?!
Mokuba: Yo! Wat's crackin'?
J&H: O_O
Honda: What the hell? Why are you here?
Mokuba: That bastard Seto brought me here! Lit a pipe bomb in his office!
Jono: ALL RIGHT, LITTLE MAN!
Anzu: You two are to keep an eye on Mokuba and teach him to be more civilized, okay?
Honda: Sure.^_^
Jono: What a minute! This is a "Big Brother" program. Mokuba already has a brother.
Mokuba: Shhhh, I have ten, but let's just that nine are dead.
Honda: O_O Why?
Mokuba: Cause of death: Got in my way!
All: O_O
Jono: (laughs nervously) Uhhh.right.
Anzu: Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.(hands Honda a pair of car keys) You'll need these.
Honda: Cool, thanks.
Jono: I'm drivin'!
Honda Hell no! I am! Let's go!
They leave the rec. center in a black Ford Expedition, not knowing what lies ahead.
TIS: YAY! GANGSTA MOKUBA HAS MADE AN APPEARANCE!
Mokuba: DAMN STRAIGHT! JONO, GET ME A 40!
Jono: Hell no!
Honda: What lies ahead?
TIS: Some of my favorite characters! ^_^ (laughs evilly)
J&H: O_O (run to find an exit)
Mokuba: YO, wat up? Dis is Mokuba talkin'! If yo' down wit da bitches and hoes, den R&R! PEACE BABY!
Jono: -_- Kill me.
Honda: If anyone cares about us, please send asylum employees to TIS's house.
TIS: That reminds me.I'M WORKING ON A NEW FIC!
Jono and Honda: O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
TIS: Starring.(drum roll) RYOU BAKURA!
Ryou: O_O Oh, dear.
TIS: Don't worry.well, maybe you should since your dad gets remarried and stuff.
Ryou: T_T I thought that I was your favorite.
TIS: I don't know. I'm kinda hooked on Malik now.
Malik: YAY! ^_^
TIS: Anyway, I don't own YGO, Sailor Moon, or The Simpsons.
Chap 6: Boob #1 and Boob #2 (TIS: LOL! ^_^)
After helping a couple of kids chuck flaming road kill at passing cars, which caused a five-car pile up, Jono and Honda finally make it to the rec. center. Although they were there to receive their assignment, the two boys decided to take a detour and flirt with a few girls.
Honda: So, what are your names, beautiful?
Jono: Yeah, maybe we can get together sometime.
The three girls look at each other, annoyed by the two idiots. The raven- haired beauty grins, while the brunette's eyes widen with terror. The shortest girl brushes a strand of her silver hair out of her eyes.
Raven-haired Girl: My name's Seiya. That's Taiki (points to the brunette) and that's Yaten (points to the silver-haired girl).
Honda: (grins) Such beautiful names for such beautiful ladies.(winks at them) How about a date?
Yaten: (annoyed) How about, no?
Jono: (grins) Aw, come on, babe! It'll be fun!
Taiki: (sighs) No, thank you.
Jono: (pouts) Why not?
Seiya: (grins) Well, you see.(whispers something to the boys)
Jono and Honda: O_O
Both boys run across the room as fast as they can.
Honda: O_O DRAG QUEENS!
Jono: O_O HOLY SHIT!
Honda: Let's find the office.
Honda and Jono walk around looking for the office. They find it near the snack bar and walk in, only to find.
Jono and Honda: ANZU?!
Anzu: Hiya! So you're here for your assignment?
Honda: Yeah, how did you know?
Anzu: O_O Anzu knows all!
Jono: o_O Right.so why are you here? I thought you went to New York.
Anzu: I came back because I felt that I was needed.
Honda: Sure.so what's our assignment?
Anzu: Stay right here and I'll go get it.(picks up a broom handle and leaves the room)
Jono and Honda: O_O okay.
The two boys can hear shouting and banging in the other room. Finally after a good 15 minutes, Anzu returns dragging.
Jono and Honda: MOKUBA?!
Mokuba: Yo! Wat's crackin'?
J&H: O_O
Honda: What the hell? Why are you here?
Mokuba: That bastard Seto brought me here! Lit a pipe bomb in his office!
Jono: ALL RIGHT, LITTLE MAN!
Anzu: You two are to keep an eye on Mokuba and teach him to be more civilized, okay?
Honda: Sure.^_^
Jono: What a minute! This is a "Big Brother" program. Mokuba already has a brother.
Mokuba: Shhhh, I have ten, but let's just that nine are dead.
Honda: O_O Why?
Mokuba: Cause of death: Got in my way!
All: O_O
Jono: (laughs nervously) Uhhh.right.
Anzu: Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.(hands Honda a pair of car keys) You'll need these.
Honda: Cool, thanks.
Jono: I'm drivin'!
Honda Hell no! I am! Let's go!
They leave the rec. center in a black Ford Expedition, not knowing what lies ahead.
TIS: YAY! GANGSTA MOKUBA HAS MADE AN APPEARANCE!
Mokuba: DAMN STRAIGHT! JONO, GET ME A 40!
Jono: Hell no!
Honda: What lies ahead?
TIS: Some of my favorite characters! ^_^ (laughs evilly)
J&H: O_O (run to find an exit)
Mokuba: YO, wat up? Dis is Mokuba talkin'! If yo' down wit da bitches and hoes, den R&R! PEACE BABY!