The Infinite Sadness: YAY! BONUS CHAPTER FOR TODAY SINCE I HAVEN'T UPDATED
FOR A WHILE!
J&H: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TIS: SHUT UP! Where's Mokuba?
Mokuba: DAMN MY FEET HURT! (takes off his shoes) DAMN, I'VE GOT ENOUGH BUNIONS TO MAKE ME SOME BUNION RINGS!
TIS: O_o Thanks for sharing.
Jono: And you say that my feet are nasty!
Honda: They are!
Jono: Shut up!
Malik: Yo!
Jono: What the hell?!
Ryou: ^_^ Hello everyone!
TIS: (grins) Ryou, I said for Bakura to come.
Ryou: T_T I thought you loved me!
TIS: I do, but I need Bakura for the fic. Don't worry, you'll show up soon.
Ryou: ^_^ Okay!
Bakura: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?! WHERE AM I?!
TIS: HELL! (laughs evilly) Ryou, if you would please.
Ryou: She doesn't own YGO, Malibu's Most Wanted, Pringles, National Security, The Muppets or Ace Ventura!
Malik: Enjoy! ^_^
Chapter 7: DIS IS PIMPIN'!
Jono and Honda decided to take Mokuba on a ride around town to find something fun to do. Honda brakes the car at a red light.
Mokuba: YA'LL BORIN'!
Jono: You know Mokuba, real gangsters hate posers.
Mokuba: HELL YEAH! DEY BE MESSIN' UP OUR FLOW!
Honda: He means you.
Mokuba: Me? Aw hell no! I got a P.H.D. A Poser Hatin' Degree!
Jono: -_- This is gonna suck.
Honda: Yeah.
Suddenly, two teenagers run up to the car.
Bakura: GIMME YO' RIDE OR I'LL DUST YO' ASS, BITCH! (points a gun at Honda)
Honda: (screams like a girl and is thrown in the backseat with Mokuba and Jono)
Jono: What the hell?!
Malik: (jumps in) PUNCH IT, FOO! PUNCH IT!
Bakura: (speeds down the street)
Mokuba: Holy shizznit!
Malik: What the hell?!
Bakura: SHUT YO' ASS, PUNK!
Mokuba: O_O
Jono: Dude, what's with ya?
Malik: We needed a ride aftah Bakura smoked dis jackass on 3rd and 11th.
Bakura: Yeah and we need you three to jack us some 40's at da liquah sto'.
Honda: Why can't you do it?
Malik: We robbed it last week. And because Bakura's afraid of da clerk.
Bakura: Damnit I am not! Dat bitch keeps shovin' dem nasty hands down my pants!
Mokuba: Hey, can I help enslave the dumbasses?
Malik: (thinks) I don't know.(looks at Bakura) It could have some privileges.
Bakura: O_O HOLY SHIT! MALIK'S A PEDOPHILE!
Malik: WHAT THE HELL! NO I'M NOT!
Bakura: Oh, I guess I heard wrong then.
Mokuba: Well?
Bakura: Fine.
They drive up to the liquor store to find a familiar site.
Malik: Damn Kermit's at it again!
Kermit the Pimp: Where's my money?! (is holding a gun to Piggy's head)
Bakura: (turns to Jono and Honda) Now.Go jack us some 40's! (turns to Malik and Mokuba) Ya'll want anything else?
Jono: I'd like some Pringles.
Malik: THIS AIN'T NO PICNIC, BITCH! NOW GO!
Honda and Jono get out of the car and walk into the liquor store.
TIS: YAY! MALI AND KURA! ^_^
Bakura: (is talking to Seiya from SM) Damn you're fine!
Seiya: (rolls his eyes)
Malik: Where are the whores you promised?
TIS: At my school! But for now, I give you the lovely.MAI!
Mai: O_O What the hell?!
Malik: I said whore, not slut!
Bakura: I hate you, TIS!
TIS: GOOD BECAUSE I HATE YOU AND LOVE MY RYOU!
Ryou: YAY! ^_^
Honda: Then why is he suffering in your new fic?
Ryou: O_O
TIS: HUSH! I HAVEN'T POSTED THAT YET! SO WAIT!
Mokuba: Dis is Mokuba again! Are you down? Den R&R!
All: HELL YEAH!
J&H: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TIS: SHUT UP! Where's Mokuba?
Mokuba: DAMN MY FEET HURT! (takes off his shoes) DAMN, I'VE GOT ENOUGH BUNIONS TO MAKE ME SOME BUNION RINGS!
TIS: O_o Thanks for sharing.
Jono: And you say that my feet are nasty!
Honda: They are!
Jono: Shut up!
Malik: Yo!
Jono: What the hell?!
Ryou: ^_^ Hello everyone!
TIS: (grins) Ryou, I said for Bakura to come.
Ryou: T_T I thought you loved me!
TIS: I do, but I need Bakura for the fic. Don't worry, you'll show up soon.
Ryou: ^_^ Okay!
Bakura: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?! WHERE AM I?!
TIS: HELL! (laughs evilly) Ryou, if you would please.
Ryou: She doesn't own YGO, Malibu's Most Wanted, Pringles, National Security, The Muppets or Ace Ventura!
Malik: Enjoy! ^_^
Chapter 7: DIS IS PIMPIN'!
Jono and Honda decided to take Mokuba on a ride around town to find something fun to do. Honda brakes the car at a red light.
Mokuba: YA'LL BORIN'!
Jono: You know Mokuba, real gangsters hate posers.
Mokuba: HELL YEAH! DEY BE MESSIN' UP OUR FLOW!
Honda: He means you.
Mokuba: Me? Aw hell no! I got a P.H.D. A Poser Hatin' Degree!
Jono: -_- This is gonna suck.
Honda: Yeah.
Suddenly, two teenagers run up to the car.
Bakura: GIMME YO' RIDE OR I'LL DUST YO' ASS, BITCH! (points a gun at Honda)
Honda: (screams like a girl and is thrown in the backseat with Mokuba and Jono)
Jono: What the hell?!
Malik: (jumps in) PUNCH IT, FOO! PUNCH IT!
Bakura: (speeds down the street)
Mokuba: Holy shizznit!
Malik: What the hell?!
Bakura: SHUT YO' ASS, PUNK!
Mokuba: O_O
Jono: Dude, what's with ya?
Malik: We needed a ride aftah Bakura smoked dis jackass on 3rd and 11th.
Bakura: Yeah and we need you three to jack us some 40's at da liquah sto'.
Honda: Why can't you do it?
Malik: We robbed it last week. And because Bakura's afraid of da clerk.
Bakura: Damnit I am not! Dat bitch keeps shovin' dem nasty hands down my pants!
Mokuba: Hey, can I help enslave the dumbasses?
Malik: (thinks) I don't know.(looks at Bakura) It could have some privileges.
Bakura: O_O HOLY SHIT! MALIK'S A PEDOPHILE!
Malik: WHAT THE HELL! NO I'M NOT!
Bakura: Oh, I guess I heard wrong then.
Mokuba: Well?
Bakura: Fine.
They drive up to the liquor store to find a familiar site.
Malik: Damn Kermit's at it again!
Kermit the Pimp: Where's my money?! (is holding a gun to Piggy's head)
Bakura: (turns to Jono and Honda) Now.Go jack us some 40's! (turns to Malik and Mokuba) Ya'll want anything else?
Jono: I'd like some Pringles.
Malik: THIS AIN'T NO PICNIC, BITCH! NOW GO!
Honda and Jono get out of the car and walk into the liquor store.
TIS: YAY! MALI AND KURA! ^_^
Bakura: (is talking to Seiya from SM) Damn you're fine!
Seiya: (rolls his eyes)
Malik: Where are the whores you promised?
TIS: At my school! But for now, I give you the lovely.MAI!
Mai: O_O What the hell?!
Malik: I said whore, not slut!
Bakura: I hate you, TIS!
TIS: GOOD BECAUSE I HATE YOU AND LOVE MY RYOU!
Ryou: YAY! ^_^
Honda: Then why is he suffering in your new fic?
Ryou: O_O
TIS: HUSH! I HAVEN'T POSTED THAT YET! SO WAIT!
Mokuba: Dis is Mokuba again! Are you down? Den R&R!
All: HELL YEAH!