Dessie: Thankyou everyone, for your wonderful overload of reviews!
Babus: ?_? But there weren't any reviews!
Dessie: \_/ I was being sarcastic! Anyway, I found some useless stuff!
Sheba: Wow, useless stuff. Never would have expected that from you.
Dessie: \_/
Sheba: No, please allow me. ::casts spark plasma on herself::
Dessie: n_n
Felix: The useless stuff is...
Dessie: In Latin, cupio means I want! I can't see the connection though...
Felix: Anything else?
Dessie: And Vale means goodbye in Latin.
Sheba: Whoopdedo. Now get writing.
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(Scene - Montblanc, Marche and clan are in the inn, talking)
Isaac: Ok, I've done one mission. Can I go home now?
Ivan: No way!!! You've still got 299 missions to go, kupo! Lets get started, kupo.
Isaac: -____-+
MISSION 2 - FROSTY MAGE - I saw a bad wizard doing something up in the snow mountains. He's up to no good, I know it! He was making all this ice! -Laudy, Shopkeeper's Son
Ivan: Kupo, I can't see in all this snow!
Isaac: Ivan, it's not even snowing.
Ivan: But I'm a moogle, kupo!!!
Isaac: What does that have to do with anything?
Ivan: Nothing! Look, there they are!
Isaac: -_- I thought you couldn't see.
Ivan: Oh, I was just annoying you.
Isaac: \_/
Mage: Oh no! They've foiled my plans!
Isaac: But we haven't even touched you yet!
Mage: ... THEY DON'T HAVE TO KNOW THAT!
Isaac: o_O;;
Mage: I know! I'll stop you before you get a chance!
Isaac: But I thought that...
Mage: I'll have my rabid army of dogs to attack you!!!
Isaac: I don't see any rabid dogs... ::dog falls on top of Isaac:: AHH! GET IT OFF ME!
Ivan: Hey, nu mou. What exactly are your plans?
Mage: Well, I could tell you, but it would take an extremely long time!
Ivan: Great! We can watch Marche suffer while you tell me about them! ::grabs 9 deckchairs and popcorn::
All: ::eat popcorn and lie in the s(s)un which has(s) magically appeared::
*3 hours later*
Mage: And they are all my plans.
Ivan: Aww. I was hoping you would take a bit longer. Oh well. Beltran?
Beltran: No!
Ivan: Fine. I'll dispatch the dog.
Beltran: Did you say dispatch?
Ivan: Yup!
Beltran: MUUUSSSTTT DIIIISSSPPAATTCHH!!! ::kills dog::
Isaac: X_X
Beltran: And that children, is the art of killing a rabid dog.
Ivan: Ah well. Watching Isaac suffer was fun while it lasted.
Mage: Well, I better be getting back to my experiment.
Ivan: Wait... Want to play with me?
Mage: Ok then.
Ivan: First we need a ball... I know, we'll use those glass thingies!
Mage: But that's my experi...
Ivan: The very first game is basketball. ::grabs glass and throws it:: Oops. That wasn't of any importance, was it?
Mage: \_/
Ivan: The next game is... bowling!
Mage: Nooooooooooooooo!
Ivan: ::bowls glass at the mage::
Mage: ::picking glass out of his eye:: You ruined my experiment!
Ivan: I'm sorry! I'll remake it!
Mage: Ok. I'll watch.
Ivan: ::makes experiment:: Ok, I'm done now, kupo.
Mage: Wow, it looks great!
Ivan: Yeah, well. I do my best, kupo! n_n
Mage: Now give me the glass.
Ivan: K. ::drops glasses on mage's feet:: Oops. That wasn't of any importance, was it, kupo?
Mage: \_/
Brean: I think that'ss face talk for "I'll give you ten ssecondss."
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(Scene - Marche has just gotten back from the doctors and everyone is at the inn)
Ivan: Back already, kupo? Are you ok, kupo?
Isaac: Yes, but I just found out I'm allergic to rabies.
Ivan: Isn't everyone. Up for another mission, kupo?
Isaac: Just a few more days...
Ivan: NO! COME NOW, KUPO!
Isaac: Fine...
MISSION 3 - SNOW IN LUTIA - Would you please take my children to play in the snow on Lutia Pass? I'll make you lunch! Please watch out for monsters. -Auntie Larsu
Ivan: Eep! It's monsters, kupo!
Isaac: A rabid dog!!! ::runs off screaming::
Ivan: Ok kids, stand back. ARGH, KUPO!!!
Rain: What's wrong, kupo?
Ivan: The kids are gone, kupo! ::runs off to find the children::
MEANWHILE
(Scene - The children are sitting in the snow, eating)
Kid: Where did the knight and teddy bear person go?
Other kid: Who cares? Lets have a snowball fight!
Kid 3: But didn't Auntie Larsu ask us to go with them and their freaky friends?
Kid: Yes, but I think she useded badder words than that.
Other kid: I miss the teddybear!
Kid: ME TOO! ::cries::
Kid 3: I don't.
Both: ::attack kid 3::
BACK TO THE EPIC BATTLE. IT WAS VERY... EPIC. VERY EPIC INDEED.
Beltran: ::kills all the monsters::
Brean: -__- You're going to have to stop that.
Ivan: I found the kids, kupo!!! Now we just have to find Marche...
Kid: Give me a piggy back, teddy bear!!!
Ivan: TEDDY BEAR, KUPO?!?!? ::attacks Kid::
Kid: Oww!
Brean: Aurelie, hand me two white sstaffss.
Aurelie: ::gives Brean staffs::
Brean: ::chucks white staffs at Montblanc and Kid::
Kid: Yay! I'm fully healed! Thanks, Brean!
Ivan: Ouch, kupo!
Other kid: We're telling on you, teddy bear!!!
Rain: Oh oh...
BOSS BATTLE - RABID AUNT!!!
Aunt: What did you do to the children?!?
Beltran: Wow! I've never seen a rabid aunt before!!! ::dispatches all the rabid aunts::
Brean: Beltran!
Beltran: Sorry... ::revives aunt and downs her::
Brean: That's better. But something tells me we won't get a reward for this one...
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(Scene - Same as usual. Montblanc and Marche in the pub)
Isaac: This world is getting boring. When can we go home?
Ivan: A looooong time away from now, kupo.
Isaac: ::uses Holy Blade on Ivan::
Ivan: X_X
Isaac: Why couldn't I get stuck with Mia?
Ivan: I don't know, kupo.
Isaac: Dess, why did Ivan have to be Montblanc? Why couldn't I be with Mia?
Dessie: Because I'm evil! ^_^ and I wanted to keep you far away from each other!
Isaac: ::uses Holy Blade::
Dessie: Neeneeneeneeneeeneer! You can't attack me! I'm a disembodied voice!
BACKSTAGE
Garet: Hey, Jenna! What does this button do?
Jenna: It turns off my voice.
Garet: What about this one?
Jenna: It turns off Piers' voice.
Garet: This one?
Jenna: It turns off Dessie's voice. PRESS IT, PRESS IT!
ONSTAGE
Dessie: Plus, Ivan's small and... !!!
All: Hooray!
Dessie: !!!!!!
Ivan: You know, I'm getting sick of being stuck with you, kupo. Who's Sheba again, kupo?
Isaac: A rabbit person called Shara.
Sheba: ::backstage:: Oi! I heard that, new kid! And Jenna said you couldn't be called new kid forever...
Ivan: When can we see her, kupo?
Isaac: ::flicks through script:: Mission nine.
Ivan: Then let's get to work, kupo! ::hands Marche heaps of cards::
Isaac: What are these?
Ivan: Dispatch missions. There 3 available at the moment. It sends units away for a while to do stuff, kupo!
Isaac: ^_^
Ivan: But you can't send me on a dispatch mission, kupo!
Isaac: /_\ Then I'll send off Beltran, Aurelie and Oskar. Bubye, all! ::hands out missions::
MISSION 4 - THE SKYPOLE - Have you heard of the sky pole on the southern peninsula? They say it's the stairway to the gods! I'd like to see that! -Tay, Streetear
MISSION 5 - GIRL IN LOVE - I've got a new boyfriend! He's a brave knight, with chestnut hair. Could you tell our fortune with the white thread? -Carena, Young girl
MISSION 6 - THE LAST DAY - My whole class's "Ancient Studies" homework was stolen! If we had some ancient object, we could do it again... Help! - Babins, 4th grade swords
Ivan: Now we get to go on a mission, kupo!
Isaac: When do I get to see Mia?
Mia: ::backstage:: Many more missions. But I'm counting down the days, Isaac-chan! (A/N - Whoever first said that is a champion!)
Isaac: ^_^
Ivan: Isaac. Kupo.
Isaac: ^_^
Ivan: ISAAC! KUPO!
Isaac: ^_^
Ivan: ::prods:: ISAAC!!! KUPO!!!
Isaac: ^_^ I luff Mia...
Ivan: Ya, me too, kupo, but we have to...
Isaac: WHAT?!?
Ivan: Kupo, I meant...
Isaac: ::uses holy blade on Ivan:: ^_^ I luff Mia...
MISSION 7 - FIRE! FIRE! - (Breaking News) Fire on Grasgreen Street! Need help to quench the spreading blaze. -Cyril Fire Chief
Ivan: Hey look! Bombs! Hello bombs! Kupo!
Isaac: Great.
Brean: Beltran!
All: o_O;;
Brean: Sorry, I was just kinda expecting Beltran to jump out and go "MUUUUUSSSSTTTTT DIIIIISSSSPPPPAAAATTTCCCHHH!"
Isaac: Right...
Ivan: Hey, look! It's Alex's house, kupo! It's dying!
Alex: What? I though I wasn't to come until mission... ARGH! MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
Ivan: Hey Isaac, what was that magic attack that I learned that can put fires out, kupo?
Isaac: ???
Ivan: Blissery, gizzard, blindard...
Alex: ARGH!!!
Ivan: Blimey, blisturt, beltran...
Alex: ARGH!!!
Ivan: Oh yeah! Blizzard! Now, what was the most powerful form of that?
Alex; It burns!!!
Ivan: Blizzata, blizzafa, blizzjafa...
Alex: X_X
Ivan: Blizzama, blizzawa, blizzapa... Oh yeah! Blizzaga! ::casts::
Alex: Thank you, Ivan. I'll go die. Over there.
Ivan: Yay! We won, kupo!
Isaac: ::to Rain:: How do we get rid of Montblanc?
Rain: We've tried many times, but never found a way...
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(Scene - At the inn. Marche has convinced Montblanc to go look for Ambervale for a day, so he and the rest of the clan, including the ones who had gone on dispatches are there. They had gotten back)
Theodore - Here are todays laws, Marche.
Isaac: Fire, and target all. So?
Deisel: We've come up with a plan to get rid of Montblanc, if only for a month or so.
Isaac: n_n I'm listening!!!
Beltran: Disobey the laws, go to prison.
Isaac: I see where you're going, but how do we get Ivan into prison?
Brean: Ssee thesse lawss? Bye, lawss. ::scratches out Fire, recommend Ice and writes Ice, recommend Fire::
Isaac: Great!
Ivan: Hey everyone, I'm back! Didn't find Ambervale, though, kupo.
Isaac: Don't worry about that. We've accepted a mission. Look at todays laws, too! Your territory!
Ivan: So it is! Let's get to it, then, kupo!
MISSION 8 - WANTED! - This months wanted! Diagheliv Godeye: 2800 gil. Using alchemy to make counterfeit gil. Rumoured to have a third eye.
Isaac: Ready guys? 3, 2, 1, Festinate!
Ivan: ::casts Firaga on Diagheliv Go... the nu mou::
Judge: MONTBLANC! GO TO PRISON!
Ivan: What? But the laws today say that Fire is...
Diaghel... the nu mou: Who's your idiot friend?
Ivan: ::backstage:: I heard that!
Isaac: What? Why aren't you in prison?
Ivan: Dessie said that if I turned his voice back on he'd let me stay backstage instead of prison.
Jenna: ::runs off to turn voice back off::
Dessie: =O ... !!!
Isaac: Now we just have to dispatch...
Beltran: ::do I really have to say?::
Brean: ::attacks Beltran:: SSTOP THAT!!!
Beltran: But I like to dispatch... =(
Brean: -____-+
Isaac: Lets go!
Ivan: ::backstage:: Next mission has Sheba... come and release me!
Isaac: n_n Say please!!!
Ivan: -_- Pretty please with sugar on top!
Isaac: Oh, ok then.
Ivan: Yay! I get to see Sheba! ::dances::
Isaac: The only reason is because it'll help me see Mia quicker.
Ivan: Whatever.
30 DAYS LATER
Isaac: Hey, Ivan!
Ivan: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG, KUPO?!?
Isaac: Well, we got sick of you...
Ivan: AND?
Isaac: We took the long route...
Ivan: BUT THE PRISON WAS A DAYS WALK AWAY, KUPO!
Isaac: We took the REALLY long route. How much is it to get you out?
Ivan: 500000 gil, kupo.
All: ::die::
Ivan: No, just kidding. 499999 gil, kupo.
Isaac: That's ok, then. Now, lets go onto mission 9!!!
MISSION 9 - There's a price on the heads of a band calling themselves the Cheetahs. Word is they were last seen in Nubswood! -Bratt, Streetear.
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Sheba: Hey!!! Why did you stop before I got to see Ivan?
Dessie: !!!
Felix: You know, it's kind of peaceful here, with your voice turned off.
Dessie: Mmm! Mph! Mph! Flibber!
Sheba: I think he's trying to say: Mmm! Mph! Mph! Flibber!
Babus: No way! He's saying: Help me, I'm hungry for rabbits.
Felix: Or he could be saying: R&R, flames used to cook beetroot, constructive criticism welcome.
Dessie: Mm-hm!
Babus: ?_? But there weren't any reviews!
Dessie: \_/ I was being sarcastic! Anyway, I found some useless stuff!
Sheba: Wow, useless stuff. Never would have expected that from you.
Dessie: \_/
Sheba: No, please allow me. ::casts spark plasma on herself::
Dessie: n_n
Felix: The useless stuff is...
Dessie: In Latin, cupio means I want! I can't see the connection though...
Felix: Anything else?
Dessie: And Vale means goodbye in Latin.
Sheba: Whoopdedo. Now get writing.
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(Scene - Montblanc, Marche and clan are in the inn, talking)
Isaac: Ok, I've done one mission. Can I go home now?
Ivan: No way!!! You've still got 299 missions to go, kupo! Lets get started, kupo.
Isaac: -____-+
MISSION 2 - FROSTY MAGE - I saw a bad wizard doing something up in the snow mountains. He's up to no good, I know it! He was making all this ice! -Laudy, Shopkeeper's Son
Ivan: Kupo, I can't see in all this snow!
Isaac: Ivan, it's not even snowing.
Ivan: But I'm a moogle, kupo!!!
Isaac: What does that have to do with anything?
Ivan: Nothing! Look, there they are!
Isaac: -_- I thought you couldn't see.
Ivan: Oh, I was just annoying you.
Isaac: \_/
Mage: Oh no! They've foiled my plans!
Isaac: But we haven't even touched you yet!
Mage: ... THEY DON'T HAVE TO KNOW THAT!
Isaac: o_O;;
Mage: I know! I'll stop you before you get a chance!
Isaac: But I thought that...
Mage: I'll have my rabid army of dogs to attack you!!!
Isaac: I don't see any rabid dogs... ::dog falls on top of Isaac:: AHH! GET IT OFF ME!
Ivan: Hey, nu mou. What exactly are your plans?
Mage: Well, I could tell you, but it would take an extremely long time!
Ivan: Great! We can watch Marche suffer while you tell me about them! ::grabs 9 deckchairs and popcorn::
All: ::eat popcorn and lie in the s(s)un which has(s) magically appeared::
*3 hours later*
Mage: And they are all my plans.
Ivan: Aww. I was hoping you would take a bit longer. Oh well. Beltran?
Beltran: No!
Ivan: Fine. I'll dispatch the dog.
Beltran: Did you say dispatch?
Ivan: Yup!
Beltran: MUUUSSSTTT DIIIISSSPPAATTCHH!!! ::kills dog::
Isaac: X_X
Beltran: And that children, is the art of killing a rabid dog.
Ivan: Ah well. Watching Isaac suffer was fun while it lasted.
Mage: Well, I better be getting back to my experiment.
Ivan: Wait... Want to play with me?
Mage: Ok then.
Ivan: First we need a ball... I know, we'll use those glass thingies!
Mage: But that's my experi...
Ivan: The very first game is basketball. ::grabs glass and throws it:: Oops. That wasn't of any importance, was it?
Mage: \_/
Ivan: The next game is... bowling!
Mage: Nooooooooooooooo!
Ivan: ::bowls glass at the mage::
Mage: ::picking glass out of his eye:: You ruined my experiment!
Ivan: I'm sorry! I'll remake it!
Mage: Ok. I'll watch.
Ivan: ::makes experiment:: Ok, I'm done now, kupo.
Mage: Wow, it looks great!
Ivan: Yeah, well. I do my best, kupo! n_n
Mage: Now give me the glass.
Ivan: K. ::drops glasses on mage's feet:: Oops. That wasn't of any importance, was it, kupo?
Mage: \_/
Brean: I think that'ss face talk for "I'll give you ten ssecondss."
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(Scene - Marche has just gotten back from the doctors and everyone is at the inn)
Ivan: Back already, kupo? Are you ok, kupo?
Isaac: Yes, but I just found out I'm allergic to rabies.
Ivan: Isn't everyone. Up for another mission, kupo?
Isaac: Just a few more days...
Ivan: NO! COME NOW, KUPO!
Isaac: Fine...
MISSION 3 - SNOW IN LUTIA - Would you please take my children to play in the snow on Lutia Pass? I'll make you lunch! Please watch out for monsters. -Auntie Larsu
Ivan: Eep! It's monsters, kupo!
Isaac: A rabid dog!!! ::runs off screaming::
Ivan: Ok kids, stand back. ARGH, KUPO!!!
Rain: What's wrong, kupo?
Ivan: The kids are gone, kupo! ::runs off to find the children::
MEANWHILE
(Scene - The children are sitting in the snow, eating)
Kid: Where did the knight and teddy bear person go?
Other kid: Who cares? Lets have a snowball fight!
Kid 3: But didn't Auntie Larsu ask us to go with them and their freaky friends?
Kid: Yes, but I think she useded badder words than that.
Other kid: I miss the teddybear!
Kid: ME TOO! ::cries::
Kid 3: I don't.
Both: ::attack kid 3::
BACK TO THE EPIC BATTLE. IT WAS VERY... EPIC. VERY EPIC INDEED.
Beltran: ::kills all the monsters::
Brean: -__- You're going to have to stop that.
Ivan: I found the kids, kupo!!! Now we just have to find Marche...
Kid: Give me a piggy back, teddy bear!!!
Ivan: TEDDY BEAR, KUPO?!?!? ::attacks Kid::
Kid: Oww!
Brean: Aurelie, hand me two white sstaffss.
Aurelie: ::gives Brean staffs::
Brean: ::chucks white staffs at Montblanc and Kid::
Kid: Yay! I'm fully healed! Thanks, Brean!
Ivan: Ouch, kupo!
Other kid: We're telling on you, teddy bear!!!
Rain: Oh oh...
BOSS BATTLE - RABID AUNT!!!
Aunt: What did you do to the children?!?
Beltran: Wow! I've never seen a rabid aunt before!!! ::dispatches all the rabid aunts::
Brean: Beltran!
Beltran: Sorry... ::revives aunt and downs her::
Brean: That's better. But something tells me we won't get a reward for this one...
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(Scene - Same as usual. Montblanc and Marche in the pub)
Isaac: This world is getting boring. When can we go home?
Ivan: A looooong time away from now, kupo.
Isaac: ::uses Holy Blade on Ivan::
Ivan: X_X
Isaac: Why couldn't I get stuck with Mia?
Ivan: I don't know, kupo.
Isaac: Dess, why did Ivan have to be Montblanc? Why couldn't I be with Mia?
Dessie: Because I'm evil! ^_^ and I wanted to keep you far away from each other!
Isaac: ::uses Holy Blade::
Dessie: Neeneeneeneeneeeneer! You can't attack me! I'm a disembodied voice!
BACKSTAGE
Garet: Hey, Jenna! What does this button do?
Jenna: It turns off my voice.
Garet: What about this one?
Jenna: It turns off Piers' voice.
Garet: This one?
Jenna: It turns off Dessie's voice. PRESS IT, PRESS IT!
ONSTAGE
Dessie: Plus, Ivan's small and... !!!
All: Hooray!
Dessie: !!!!!!
Ivan: You know, I'm getting sick of being stuck with you, kupo. Who's Sheba again, kupo?
Isaac: A rabbit person called Shara.
Sheba: ::backstage:: Oi! I heard that, new kid! And Jenna said you couldn't be called new kid forever...
Ivan: When can we see her, kupo?
Isaac: ::flicks through script:: Mission nine.
Ivan: Then let's get to work, kupo! ::hands Marche heaps of cards::
Isaac: What are these?
Ivan: Dispatch missions. There 3 available at the moment. It sends units away for a while to do stuff, kupo!
Isaac: ^_^
Ivan: But you can't send me on a dispatch mission, kupo!
Isaac: /_\ Then I'll send off Beltran, Aurelie and Oskar. Bubye, all! ::hands out missions::
MISSION 4 - THE SKYPOLE - Have you heard of the sky pole on the southern peninsula? They say it's the stairway to the gods! I'd like to see that! -Tay, Streetear
MISSION 5 - GIRL IN LOVE - I've got a new boyfriend! He's a brave knight, with chestnut hair. Could you tell our fortune with the white thread? -Carena, Young girl
MISSION 6 - THE LAST DAY - My whole class's "Ancient Studies" homework was stolen! If we had some ancient object, we could do it again... Help! - Babins, 4th grade swords
Ivan: Now we get to go on a mission, kupo!
Isaac: When do I get to see Mia?
Mia: ::backstage:: Many more missions. But I'm counting down the days, Isaac-chan! (A/N - Whoever first said that is a champion!)
Isaac: ^_^
Ivan: Isaac. Kupo.
Isaac: ^_^
Ivan: ISAAC! KUPO!
Isaac: ^_^
Ivan: ::prods:: ISAAC!!! KUPO!!!
Isaac: ^_^ I luff Mia...
Ivan: Ya, me too, kupo, but we have to...
Isaac: WHAT?!?
Ivan: Kupo, I meant...
Isaac: ::uses holy blade on Ivan:: ^_^ I luff Mia...
MISSION 7 - FIRE! FIRE! - (Breaking News) Fire on Grasgreen Street! Need help to quench the spreading blaze. -Cyril Fire Chief
Ivan: Hey look! Bombs! Hello bombs! Kupo!
Isaac: Great.
Brean: Beltran!
All: o_O;;
Brean: Sorry, I was just kinda expecting Beltran to jump out and go "MUUUUUSSSSTTTTT DIIIIISSSSPPPPAAAATTTCCCHHH!"
Isaac: Right...
Ivan: Hey, look! It's Alex's house, kupo! It's dying!
Alex: What? I though I wasn't to come until mission... ARGH! MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
Ivan: Hey Isaac, what was that magic attack that I learned that can put fires out, kupo?
Isaac: ???
Ivan: Blissery, gizzard, blindard...
Alex: ARGH!!!
Ivan: Blimey, blisturt, beltran...
Alex: ARGH!!!
Ivan: Oh yeah! Blizzard! Now, what was the most powerful form of that?
Alex; It burns!!!
Ivan: Blizzata, blizzafa, blizzjafa...
Alex: X_X
Ivan: Blizzama, blizzawa, blizzapa... Oh yeah! Blizzaga! ::casts::
Alex: Thank you, Ivan. I'll go die. Over there.
Ivan: Yay! We won, kupo!
Isaac: ::to Rain:: How do we get rid of Montblanc?
Rain: We've tried many times, but never found a way...
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(Scene - At the inn. Marche has convinced Montblanc to go look for Ambervale for a day, so he and the rest of the clan, including the ones who had gone on dispatches are there. They had gotten back)
Theodore - Here are todays laws, Marche.
Isaac: Fire, and target all. So?
Deisel: We've come up with a plan to get rid of Montblanc, if only for a month or so.
Isaac: n_n I'm listening!!!
Beltran: Disobey the laws, go to prison.
Isaac: I see where you're going, but how do we get Ivan into prison?
Brean: Ssee thesse lawss? Bye, lawss. ::scratches out Fire, recommend Ice and writes Ice, recommend Fire::
Isaac: Great!
Ivan: Hey everyone, I'm back! Didn't find Ambervale, though, kupo.
Isaac: Don't worry about that. We've accepted a mission. Look at todays laws, too! Your territory!
Ivan: So it is! Let's get to it, then, kupo!
MISSION 8 - WANTED! - This months wanted! Diagheliv Godeye: 2800 gil. Using alchemy to make counterfeit gil. Rumoured to have a third eye.
Isaac: Ready guys? 3, 2, 1, Festinate!
Ivan: ::casts Firaga on Diagheliv Go... the nu mou::
Judge: MONTBLANC! GO TO PRISON!
Ivan: What? But the laws today say that Fire is...
Diaghel... the nu mou: Who's your idiot friend?
Ivan: ::backstage:: I heard that!
Isaac: What? Why aren't you in prison?
Ivan: Dessie said that if I turned his voice back on he'd let me stay backstage instead of prison.
Jenna: ::runs off to turn voice back off::
Dessie: =O ... !!!
Isaac: Now we just have to dispatch...
Beltran: ::do I really have to say?::
Brean: ::attacks Beltran:: SSTOP THAT!!!
Beltran: But I like to dispatch... =(
Brean: -____-+
Isaac: Lets go!
Ivan: ::backstage:: Next mission has Sheba... come and release me!
Isaac: n_n Say please!!!
Ivan: -_- Pretty please with sugar on top!
Isaac: Oh, ok then.
Ivan: Yay! I get to see Sheba! ::dances::
Isaac: The only reason is because it'll help me see Mia quicker.
Ivan: Whatever.
30 DAYS LATER
Isaac: Hey, Ivan!
Ivan: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG, KUPO?!?
Isaac: Well, we got sick of you...
Ivan: AND?
Isaac: We took the long route...
Ivan: BUT THE PRISON WAS A DAYS WALK AWAY, KUPO!
Isaac: We took the REALLY long route. How much is it to get you out?
Ivan: 500000 gil, kupo.
All: ::die::
Ivan: No, just kidding. 499999 gil, kupo.
Isaac: That's ok, then. Now, lets go onto mission 9!!!
MISSION 9 - There's a price on the heads of a band calling themselves the Cheetahs. Word is they were last seen in Nubswood! -Bratt, Streetear.
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Sheba: Hey!!! Why did you stop before I got to see Ivan?
Dessie: !!!
Felix: You know, it's kind of peaceful here, with your voice turned off.
Dessie: Mmm! Mph! Mph! Flibber!
Sheba: I think he's trying to say: Mmm! Mph! Mph! Flibber!
Babus: No way! He's saying: Help me, I'm hungry for rabbits.
Felix: Or he could be saying: R&R, flames used to cook beetroot, constructive criticism welcome.
Dessie: Mm-hm!