Dessie: Oh no! I forgot the disclaimer for the last two chapters!
::lawyers come in::
Dessie: Meep! O.o
Sheba: Destinyofthepast owns Golden Sun!!!!
::lawyers grab Dessie::
Babus: But I was under the impression that he DIDN'T own...
Sheba: Shut up...
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Shiro Amayagi - Ok. But I wrote the missions in something similar to the order they appear in the pub... approximately... do you think it matters? I could change it around somehow. Anyway, thanks for both of your reviews, they've been helpful.
High King Isaac: Thankyou!
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He, well not really yet. I lied. ^_^
(Scene - Ivan is talking to himself in the inn while the rest of the clan is doing other stuff. Yeah, other stuff)
Ivan: Hehe, they'll all be sorry. THEY'LL ALL BE SORRY!
Others in inn: o_O;;
Ivan: Now I just have to think of a plan as devious as theirs! Then I shall rule the land! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OII: o_O;;
Ivan: Well, the rest of the clan, anyway. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? ARE YOU HAPPY?!?
OII: o_O;;
Ivan: Would you quit with the weird faces?
Now, heres the mission! Go read last chapter if you forgot what it is.
Jenna: We've got you now, you two bit swindlers!
Hunter: Ooh, I'm s0o intimidated.
Jenna: You better be.
Hunter: Whatever.
Jenna: _ Don't you talk to me...
Ivan: HELLO JENNA, KUPO! ^_^
Jenna: How many times have I told Isaac-chan to not feed you sugar?
Ivan: 7, KUPO! :3
Jenna: Good boy! Here, have some sugar! Hey, where is Isaac, anyway?
Ivan: Oh... he's... umm... somewhere, kupo.
Sheba: What did you do to Isaac?
Ivan: Sheba! I missed you so much, kupo!!!
Jenna: But where is...
Hunter: HEY! Over here! Weren't you going to "destroy us"?
Jenna: Oh yeah! :D
Hunter: ::annihilates Jenna and Sheba::
Ivan: ^^' Uh, can't we work out a deal, kupo?
Hunter: Are you on their side?
Ivan: Um... no, kupo.
Sheba: I HEARD THAT!
Hunter: So you ARE on their side.
Ivan: Yes, kupo.
Hunter: Then no.
Ivan: Are you sure, kupo?
Hunter: Yes.
Ivan: So we CAN come to a compromise, kupo?
Hunter: No.
Ivan: Sure, kupo?
Hunter: Yes.
Hours later
Ivan: So, even if I stand on my head, wear a llama costume, drink tomato pineapple juice, and sing O Fortuna backwards, you'll still kill me, kupo?
Hunter: Yes. This is getting boring. I'm going to destroy you now.
Ivan: No! You can't, kupo!
Hunter: Why not?
Ivan: Because, kupo.
Hunter: Because why?
Beltran: MUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT...
Ivan: ^^ It's about time! I would've thought you'd broken free from those ropes long before now, kupo!!!
Beltran: DISSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCHHHHHH! ::kills Ivan::
All: -____-+
Jenna: ::is randomly revived:: Where's Marche?
Isaac: IVAN!
Brean: Oh, don't worry. He'ss already has been desstroyed by Beltran.
Isaac: Oh well. Ritz, why are you here?
Jenna: I thought you would've figured this out by now, this is our town, St Ivalice, only it's like the videogame Final Fantasy!
Isaac: No, I meant I thought you would've had a temper tantrum and stormed out of the parody.
Jenna: ...Why couldn't Garet be Marche?
Backstage
Garet: Hey, Piers!
Piers: What is it?
Garet: This button that says "Turn Isaac's voice into Latin", what does it do?
Piers: -____-+ I think it might turn Isaac's voice into Latin, Garet.
Garet: Really? I would never have expected that. I wonder what would happen if...
Mission - The panthers
Isaac: Sorry Jenna, Solus dicebam...
Jenna: Solus dicebam?
Isaac: Eheu! Cur latinam dico?
Piers: ::from backstage:: Garet is why you are speaking Latin.
Isaac: GARET! TU CAUDEX!
Sheba: Hey, we have to continue whether Isaac speaks English or not.
Isaac: MINIMETE! MINIMETE MINIMETE MINIMETE!
Jenna: ::sigh:: It was better when he couldn't talk at all.
Mia: ::from backstage:: Hey, I resent to that!
Isaac: ^_^ Te amo, Mia!
Mia: You're right, Jenna. It was better when he couldn't speak at all.
Isaac: -____-+
Guide to whatever Isaac said: Caudex- blockhead, idiot Solus - Only Dicebam - I was saying Dico - I say, I speak Te - You Amo - I love Minimete - No Eheu - Oh no Cur - Why Valete - Goodbye Et - If you can't figure this out then you're a blockhead Iste - That Desisti - Stop Fures - Thieves Cupiunt - They want Ita vero - Yes Eram - I was Ius - Right
Hunter: Hey! I'm still here you know! What, you haven't forgotten me, have you?
Brean: ::rolls eyes and uses "Break"::
Hunter: Mmrrrppthht!
Jenna: Hey, well, I'll be saying you later, Isaac. And if I see you, Ivan, I shall kill you.
Ivan: Why, kupo?
Jenna: ... Because I'll feel like it.
Isaac: Valete, Sheba et Jenna!
Mission 10 - The last day - My whole class's Ancient Studies homework was stolen! If we had some ancient object, we could do it again... HELP! -Babins, 4th grade swords
Dispatch - Beltran
Mission 11 - Thesis Hunt - I search for my master the late Dr. Daliel's thesis. It was taken from me by bandits as I crossed Lutia Pass. - Dr. Coleman, geologist
Ivan: Dee, doot, doot doot doot doooooot! Doootototototdoot! Dee doot doot.
Isaac: Iste desisti.
Ivan: Hey look! There are the bandits, kupo!
Isaac: Ivan?
Ivan: What, kupo?
Isaac: Cur fures cupiunt iste?
Ivan: They're nerdy bandits, obviously. Don't you see the cross-eyed one, kupo?
Isaac: Ita vero...
Thief: Ok. Here's your thesis. Where's our money?
Isaac: ^_^ Ius eram!
Thief: HEY LOOK! A clan!
Ivan: Yeah, we're clan... we're clan... erm...
Alchemist: Seize them!
Ivan: Oh oh, kupo...
10 minutes later
Ivan: ::is tied up::
Brean: I jussst hope that Beltranssss having a time just asss a bad time assss usss.
In Cyril
Beltran: ::grumble:: It wasn't in the job description to actually DO the homework.
Back in Lutia Pass
Isaac: ::cuts ropes with sword::
Brean: Yesss! Now I will destroy all of the bandits! ::destroys all the bad people::
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Dessie: See why I haven't written a battle fanfic yet?
Sheba: Oh. You're back from your law thingy.
Dessie: Yup. I know this chapters a little short, ok, a lot short, but it'll be back to 2000 words next time. Please review, but go easy on the flames...
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::lawyers come in::
Dessie: Meep! O.o
Sheba: Destinyofthepast owns Golden Sun!!!!
::lawyers grab Dessie::
Babus: But I was under the impression that he DIDN'T own...
Sheba: Shut up...
%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!
Shiro Amayagi - Ok. But I wrote the missions in something similar to the order they appear in the pub... approximately... do you think it matters? I could change it around somehow. Anyway, thanks for both of your reviews, they've been helpful.
High King Isaac: Thankyou!
%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!
He, well not really yet. I lied. ^_^
(Scene - Ivan is talking to himself in the inn while the rest of the clan is doing other stuff. Yeah, other stuff)
Ivan: Hehe, they'll all be sorry. THEY'LL ALL BE SORRY!
Others in inn: o_O;;
Ivan: Now I just have to think of a plan as devious as theirs! Then I shall rule the land! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OII: o_O;;
Ivan: Well, the rest of the clan, anyway. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? ARE YOU HAPPY?!?
OII: o_O;;
Ivan: Would you quit with the weird faces?
Now, heres the mission! Go read last chapter if you forgot what it is.
Jenna: We've got you now, you two bit swindlers!
Hunter: Ooh, I'm s0o intimidated.
Jenna: You better be.
Hunter: Whatever.
Jenna: _ Don't you talk to me...
Ivan: HELLO JENNA, KUPO! ^_^
Jenna: How many times have I told Isaac-chan to not feed you sugar?
Ivan: 7, KUPO! :3
Jenna: Good boy! Here, have some sugar! Hey, where is Isaac, anyway?
Ivan: Oh... he's... umm... somewhere, kupo.
Sheba: What did you do to Isaac?
Ivan: Sheba! I missed you so much, kupo!!!
Jenna: But where is...
Hunter: HEY! Over here! Weren't you going to "destroy us"?
Jenna: Oh yeah! :D
Hunter: ::annihilates Jenna and Sheba::
Ivan: ^^' Uh, can't we work out a deal, kupo?
Hunter: Are you on their side?
Ivan: Um... no, kupo.
Sheba: I HEARD THAT!
Hunter: So you ARE on their side.
Ivan: Yes, kupo.
Hunter: Then no.
Ivan: Are you sure, kupo?
Hunter: Yes.
Ivan: So we CAN come to a compromise, kupo?
Hunter: No.
Ivan: Sure, kupo?
Hunter: Yes.
Hours later
Ivan: So, even if I stand on my head, wear a llama costume, drink tomato pineapple juice, and sing O Fortuna backwards, you'll still kill me, kupo?
Hunter: Yes. This is getting boring. I'm going to destroy you now.
Ivan: No! You can't, kupo!
Hunter: Why not?
Ivan: Because, kupo.
Hunter: Because why?
Beltran: MUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT...
Ivan: ^^ It's about time! I would've thought you'd broken free from those ropes long before now, kupo!!!
Beltran: DISSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCHHHHHH! ::kills Ivan::
All: -____-+
Jenna: ::is randomly revived:: Where's Marche?
Isaac: IVAN!
Brean: Oh, don't worry. He'ss already has been desstroyed by Beltran.
Isaac: Oh well. Ritz, why are you here?
Jenna: I thought you would've figured this out by now, this is our town, St Ivalice, only it's like the videogame Final Fantasy!
Isaac: No, I meant I thought you would've had a temper tantrum and stormed out of the parody.
Jenna: ...Why couldn't Garet be Marche?
Backstage
Garet: Hey, Piers!
Piers: What is it?
Garet: This button that says "Turn Isaac's voice into Latin", what does it do?
Piers: -____-+ I think it might turn Isaac's voice into Latin, Garet.
Garet: Really? I would never have expected that. I wonder what would happen if...
Mission - The panthers
Isaac: Sorry Jenna, Solus dicebam...
Jenna: Solus dicebam?
Isaac: Eheu! Cur latinam dico?
Piers: ::from backstage:: Garet is why you are speaking Latin.
Isaac: GARET! TU CAUDEX!
Sheba: Hey, we have to continue whether Isaac speaks English or not.
Isaac: MINIMETE! MINIMETE MINIMETE MINIMETE!
Jenna: ::sigh:: It was better when he couldn't talk at all.
Mia: ::from backstage:: Hey, I resent to that!
Isaac: ^_^ Te amo, Mia!
Mia: You're right, Jenna. It was better when he couldn't speak at all.
Isaac: -____-+
Guide to whatever Isaac said: Caudex- blockhead, idiot Solus - Only Dicebam - I was saying Dico - I say, I speak Te - You Amo - I love Minimete - No Eheu - Oh no Cur - Why Valete - Goodbye Et - If you can't figure this out then you're a blockhead Iste - That Desisti - Stop Fures - Thieves Cupiunt - They want Ita vero - Yes Eram - I was Ius - Right
Hunter: Hey! I'm still here you know! What, you haven't forgotten me, have you?
Brean: ::rolls eyes and uses "Break"::
Hunter: Mmrrrppthht!
Jenna: Hey, well, I'll be saying you later, Isaac. And if I see you, Ivan, I shall kill you.
Ivan: Why, kupo?
Jenna: ... Because I'll feel like it.
Isaac: Valete, Sheba et Jenna!
Mission 10 - The last day - My whole class's Ancient Studies homework was stolen! If we had some ancient object, we could do it again... HELP! -Babins, 4th grade swords
Dispatch - Beltran
Mission 11 - Thesis Hunt - I search for my master the late Dr. Daliel's thesis. It was taken from me by bandits as I crossed Lutia Pass. - Dr. Coleman, geologist
Ivan: Dee, doot, doot doot doot doooooot! Doootototototdoot! Dee doot doot.
Isaac: Iste desisti.
Ivan: Hey look! There are the bandits, kupo!
Isaac: Ivan?
Ivan: What, kupo?
Isaac: Cur fures cupiunt iste?
Ivan: They're nerdy bandits, obviously. Don't you see the cross-eyed one, kupo?
Isaac: Ita vero...
Thief: Ok. Here's your thesis. Where's our money?
Isaac: ^_^ Ius eram!
Thief: HEY LOOK! A clan!
Ivan: Yeah, we're clan... we're clan... erm...
Alchemist: Seize them!
Ivan: Oh oh, kupo...
10 minutes later
Ivan: ::is tied up::
Brean: I jussst hope that Beltranssss having a time just asss a bad time assss usss.
In Cyril
Beltran: ::grumble:: It wasn't in the job description to actually DO the homework.
Back in Lutia Pass
Isaac: ::cuts ropes with sword::
Brean: Yesss! Now I will destroy all of the bandits! ::destroys all the bad people::
%_%_%_%_%_%_%_%_%_%_%_%
Dessie: See why I haven't written a battle fanfic yet?
Sheba: Oh. You're back from your law thingy.
Dessie: Yup. I know this chapters a little short, ok, a lot short, but it'll be back to 2000 words next time. Please review, but go easy on the flames...
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