One day Will Turner sat down to ponder his life. I mean really, what was his purpose? Was it to save Elizabeth Swan and help end the reign of the miscreets on the Black Pearl? No. It wasn't. Throughout the whole ordeal Will had felt something was wrong. He just didn't feel comfortable as a rugged blacksmith. He would feel better as some thin powdered woman. Ah yes. That was it.

One day while Elizabeth was sleeping, Will crept into her dressing room and pulled out her corset and dress. He tried both of them. Will had never felt so wonderful. He was surely meant to be a woman. And Elizabeth was a man really anyway. Yes friends, he saw her shaving her mustache when she thought he was sleeping. And she had a funky odor. Anyways, Will first started wearing her necklace under his shirt. Then her wore her shoes. Wait, he already had girl shoes in the movie so that was out. Then he started wearing her corset.

One night Elizabeth had a little stubble on her upper lip. "You should really just let that grow," Will said. She blushed and never shaved it again. They ended up switching clothes and living the rest of their lives as dentists. The End.