Dessie: Ok, here's the next chapter.
Sheba: He doesn't own Golden Sun.
Dessie: Oh, and sorry for all the grammatical errors I made last chapter. I tried to make that chapter as well as I could, but my latinizing skills are bad.
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SpasticDjinn - Ooooook... that was a little bit random. But thanks for your review!
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Mission 12 - Prof in trouble - Please find Professor Auggie. He's been gone to Lutia Pass for three days now. Maybe he's lost, or buried in an avalanche! -Dag, research assistant
Isaac: Hey, these mission things are going away fast! It seems like we've already done 100! How many more to go, Ivan?
Ivan: 288.
Isaac: -____-+ Never mind. Hey, isn't that old nu mou thing Professor Auggie?
Auggie: Hey you don't be going calling me old, y'little whippersnapper! ::whacks with cane::
Isaac: Ow! How come I'm always being hit by old aggressive people?
Ivan: It must be a gift.
Auggie: What? Old! Why I'oughta...
Ivan: ARGH! The zombies are coming!
Auggie: Really? I'd see them, but I'm blind.
Isaac: Good call, Ivan.
Ivan: Oh look! They're flying away!
Auggie: ???
Ivan: And falling on top of the rude whippersnapper.
Auggie: =) DIE ZOMBIES! DIE! ::whacks Isaac with cane::
Isaac: Ow! Ow! Hey, I'm not a zombie! Ow! Ow!
Auggie: I didn't know zombies could talk!
Isaac: I'm not a zombie!
Ivan: Oh, these are special TALKING zombies.
Auggie: Wow! Which country do they come from?
Ivan: Uhh... Japan!
Auggie: Where's this "Japan" place you speak of?
Ivan: Oh, it's over there, right on top of the zombies.
Auggie: Ok, off I go! Stomp, stomp, stomp!
Isaac: Ow! I'm not a zombie OR Japan!
Ivan: Wait! There's a special language you have to speak to go to Japan.
Auggie: Really? What is it?
Ivan: Guess!
Auggie: Antartican!
Ivan: ...No...
Auggie: Central greenlandish!
Ivan: No.
Auggie: Japanish?
Ivan: No, but getting warmer.
Auggie: Cheeseish!
Ivan: Colder...
Auggie: Japanican?
Ivan: Warmer...
Auggie: Japanese?
Ivan: Yes! Do you speak Japanese?
Auggie: Erm... I know how to say hello... and idiot!
Ivan: How?
Auggie: Canichewer and baker!
Ivan: Close enough! Why don't you go roam the streets of Japan now?
Auggie: Ok! Stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp...
Ivan: ARGH! Isaac! Zombies are coming!
Isaac: ::is being trodden on:: Suuure Ivan.
Ivan: No, really!
Isaac: ::sigh:: Well then I guess you'll just have to be the hero and defeat the evil zombies of doom, death and... other bad things.
Auggie: Wow! I never new countries could speak!
Ivan: This is a special talking country! It comes from a place called the "Specific ocean"
Auggie: Wow! Well, I'll have to go there someday, won't I? But for now... HYAH! ::starts attacking real zombies with cane::
Zombies: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Isaac: He's a good fighter! Do you think he'll join our clan?
Ivan: No.
Zombies: x_x
Auggie: Well, I have to go to the Terrific Ocean now. See you all!
Ivan: It's the "Specific Ocean"!
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Isaac: Stomp, stomp, stomp...
Ivan: Are you angry at me?
Isaac: /_/
Ivan: ;_;
Isaac: No...
Ivan: GREAT! LET'S EAT SUGAR!
Isaac: Let's not...
Ivan: Is that Jenna over there?
Jenna: Hi Isaac-chan! And teddy-bear thing.
Isaac: Aren't you bored of this place yet?
Jenna: No! It's kind of exciting, having a small role.
Isaac: Since when were you happy with a small role?
Jenna: ¬_¬ Since it was bigger than Mia's role...
Isaac: But would you rather stay here than go home?
Jenna: Yes!
Isaac: Really?
Jenna: Yes.
Isaac: `.` I feel sad now...
Jenna: /_/ Have a teary.
Isaac: ;_;
Jenna: -____-+
Isaac: Waaaaah!
Jenna: I'm not listening, Isaac chan.
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Isaac: I wish I could go home, Ivan.
Ivan: You can!
Isaac: How?
Ivan: Just sneak out the back door of the studio!
Isaac: How will we get past the rest of the cast?
Ivan: Hrm... I know!
Backstage
Ivan: Hey, look everyone! A distraction!
All: Really? Where? ::turn around::
Isaac: Was that the best you could come up with?
Dessie: You may have fooled them, but you won't fool me! You're not going anywhere!
Ivan: Uhh... look! A three headed mutant bird!
Dessie: Sure.
Ivan: You're right. It's just a distraction.
Dessie: A distraction? Where? ::turns around::
Mia: ;_; You lied to me, Isaac!
Isaac: Uhh... no I didn't...
Mia: Yes you did!
Isaac: No! Ivan did it!
Dessie: -___-+ Just get back to the scene.
Mission 13 - White Flowers - Please bring me some of the flowers I planted on Giza Plains. They're the only way to cheer my sister up since my mom died. -Temil, Town Youth
Beltran: ::dispatches all the monsters:: What a boring mission.
Mission 14 - Free Cyril - The town of Cyril has fallen into the hands of Clan Borzoi. We need you to set a trap to get them out of our town! - Cyril town watch -Dispatch -Brean
Mission 15 - Mad Alchemist - Dig me a nice cave home. My bizarre experiments have earned me the moniker of "Mad Alchemist." Now I want to live alone. -Galdinas, Alchemist -Dispatch -Rain
Mission 16 - Watching You - I think I'm being watched. People say I'm just being paranoid, but I've been hearing flapping wings at night! Please investigate. - Titi, Shy Student -Dispatch -Aurelie
Mission 17 - Desert Peril - There's been a rash of attacks by crazed monsters in the Eluut Sands area recently. Will pay for research and removal. -Eluut Civilian Militia
Dog thing: Gwargh! Gweefles!
Ivan: Cool! The dog things are rabid!
Isaac: Rrr-aa-b-iii---dddd?
Ivan: Uh-huh!
Dog thing: ::bites Isaac::
Isaac: ARGH!!!!!!!!!
Ivan: Don't worry! I've got my first aid kit with me!
Isaac: ._.
Ivan: Oh no! I think Isaac's dead!
Isaac: x.x
::sirens sound::
Guys in white suits: ::grab Isaac::
Dessie: He'll be fine. But we need a substitute for now. How about Garet!
Jenna: Yay! Now he won't be pressing random buttons and making Isaac's voice Latin.
Garet: Huh?
Ivan: You're the hero now, Garet!
Garet: Yay! Now I'm better than Isaac! Hah, I showed him, I'm the hero now!
Ivan: Garet.
Garet: And I'll save cats from trees and they'll all go "Yay, thanks Garet! You're the greatest, even better than Isaac!"
Ivan: GARET.
Garet: And they'll send Isaac flowers with get well cards saying "Get well soon, stupid loser!"
Ivan: GARET!!!!!!
Garet: What?
Ivan: You're only the hero for the rest of the day.
Garet: ;-; I knew it was too good to be true!
Ivan: Just read the script and you'll do fine.
Garet: Ok.
Ivan: Ok, start.
Garet: Ah. These... what does this word say, Ivan?
Ivan: Monsters.
Garet: These monsters must be cheese.
Ivan: ?-? Which idiot wrote the script?
Piers: ::backstage:: Garet, it says rabid!
Garet: Oh, I thought it said rapid.
Piers: So why did you say cheese?
Garet: What did I say?
Ivan: You said these monster must be cheese.
Garet: No, I said these monsters must be sticks of wood.
Ivan: ... Lets just keep going.
Garet: Ok. These monsters must be rabid. Beltran, dispatches all the monsters, Rain stop that...
Ivan: Garet! What are you doing?
Garet: I'm reading the script. Duh!
Ivan: You're meant to be reading YOUR part!
Garet: Ok. These monsters must be rabid!
Beltran: ::dispatches all the monsters::
Garet: HEY! Beltran, you made a mistake!
Ivan: What mistake?
Garet: He was meant to say "dispatches all the monsters!"
Ivan: But he was meant to... -____-+ Why do we even bother?
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TAKE TWO
Dessie: He'll be fine. But for now we need a substitute. How about Garet?
All: NO!!!!!!
Dessie: Felix?
Ivan: Just read the script like a NORMAL person would, Felix.
Felix: ...
Ivan: Pardon?
Felix: ...
Ivan: ...
Felix: ...
Ivan: What? Is idioticness a disease today?
Felix: ...
Ivan: Start again.
Felix: ...
Ivan: Go.
Felix: ...
Ivan: Go.
Felix: !!!
Ivan: GO! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, JUST GO!
Jenna: He's a mute, you idiot!
Ivan: Oh.
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TAKE THREE
Dessie: He'll be fine. But we'll need a replacement for now. How about Garet?
All: No!!!
Dessie: Felix
All: NO!!!
Dessie: Mia?
All: Ok.
Ivan: Just follow the script.
Mia: ^_^ Ok.
Ivan: Promise?
Mia: Yes! ^_^
Ivan: Start.
Mia: These animals must be rabid! Hey! WAIT!
Ivan: What now?
Mia: These animals have the right to not be insulted!
Ivan: But Mia...
Mia: I'm calling the RSPCA!!!!
::people in black suits enter::
PIBL: Montblanc, Ritz, Mewt, Cid, Babus, Ezel, Doned, Llednar, Shara and Descemet, you are all under arrest for animal abuse!
All: -____-+
Mia: Bye everyone! ^_^ I'll visit you in prison sometime!
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Dessie: Ok, that was only 1400 words. Not that much. But since my chapters are so short, next one will be really long.
Sheba: That's what you said last time.
Dessie: Quiet!
Felix: R&R, flames will be doused, constructive criticism accepted and... yeah.
Sheba: He doesn't own Golden Sun.
Dessie: Oh, and sorry for all the grammatical errors I made last chapter. I tried to make that chapter as well as I could, but my latinizing skills are bad.
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SpasticDjinn - Ooooook... that was a little bit random. But thanks for your review!
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Mission 12 - Prof in trouble - Please find Professor Auggie. He's been gone to Lutia Pass for three days now. Maybe he's lost, or buried in an avalanche! -Dag, research assistant
Isaac: Hey, these mission things are going away fast! It seems like we've already done 100! How many more to go, Ivan?
Ivan: 288.
Isaac: -____-+ Never mind. Hey, isn't that old nu mou thing Professor Auggie?
Auggie: Hey you don't be going calling me old, y'little whippersnapper! ::whacks with cane::
Isaac: Ow! How come I'm always being hit by old aggressive people?
Ivan: It must be a gift.
Auggie: What? Old! Why I'oughta...
Ivan: ARGH! The zombies are coming!
Auggie: Really? I'd see them, but I'm blind.
Isaac: Good call, Ivan.
Ivan: Oh look! They're flying away!
Auggie: ???
Ivan: And falling on top of the rude whippersnapper.
Auggie: =) DIE ZOMBIES! DIE! ::whacks Isaac with cane::
Isaac: Ow! Ow! Hey, I'm not a zombie! Ow! Ow!
Auggie: I didn't know zombies could talk!
Isaac: I'm not a zombie!
Ivan: Oh, these are special TALKING zombies.
Auggie: Wow! Which country do they come from?
Ivan: Uhh... Japan!
Auggie: Where's this "Japan" place you speak of?
Ivan: Oh, it's over there, right on top of the zombies.
Auggie: Ok, off I go! Stomp, stomp, stomp!
Isaac: Ow! I'm not a zombie OR Japan!
Ivan: Wait! There's a special language you have to speak to go to Japan.
Auggie: Really? What is it?
Ivan: Guess!
Auggie: Antartican!
Ivan: ...No...
Auggie: Central greenlandish!
Ivan: No.
Auggie: Japanish?
Ivan: No, but getting warmer.
Auggie: Cheeseish!
Ivan: Colder...
Auggie: Japanican?
Ivan: Warmer...
Auggie: Japanese?
Ivan: Yes! Do you speak Japanese?
Auggie: Erm... I know how to say hello... and idiot!
Ivan: How?
Auggie: Canichewer and baker!
Ivan: Close enough! Why don't you go roam the streets of Japan now?
Auggie: Ok! Stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp...
Ivan: ARGH! Isaac! Zombies are coming!
Isaac: ::is being trodden on:: Suuure Ivan.
Ivan: No, really!
Isaac: ::sigh:: Well then I guess you'll just have to be the hero and defeat the evil zombies of doom, death and... other bad things.
Auggie: Wow! I never new countries could speak!
Ivan: This is a special talking country! It comes from a place called the "Specific ocean"
Auggie: Wow! Well, I'll have to go there someday, won't I? But for now... HYAH! ::starts attacking real zombies with cane::
Zombies: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Isaac: He's a good fighter! Do you think he'll join our clan?
Ivan: No.
Zombies: x_x
Auggie: Well, I have to go to the Terrific Ocean now. See you all!
Ivan: It's the "Specific Ocean"!
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Isaac: Stomp, stomp, stomp...
Ivan: Are you angry at me?
Isaac: /_/
Ivan: ;_;
Isaac: No...
Ivan: GREAT! LET'S EAT SUGAR!
Isaac: Let's not...
Ivan: Is that Jenna over there?
Jenna: Hi Isaac-chan! And teddy-bear thing.
Isaac: Aren't you bored of this place yet?
Jenna: No! It's kind of exciting, having a small role.
Isaac: Since when were you happy with a small role?
Jenna: ¬_¬ Since it was bigger than Mia's role...
Isaac: But would you rather stay here than go home?
Jenna: Yes!
Isaac: Really?
Jenna: Yes.
Isaac: `.` I feel sad now...
Jenna: /_/ Have a teary.
Isaac: ;_;
Jenna: -____-+
Isaac: Waaaaah!
Jenna: I'm not listening, Isaac chan.
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Isaac: I wish I could go home, Ivan.
Ivan: You can!
Isaac: How?
Ivan: Just sneak out the back door of the studio!
Isaac: How will we get past the rest of the cast?
Ivan: Hrm... I know!
Backstage
Ivan: Hey, look everyone! A distraction!
All: Really? Where? ::turn around::
Isaac: Was that the best you could come up with?
Dessie: You may have fooled them, but you won't fool me! You're not going anywhere!
Ivan: Uhh... look! A three headed mutant bird!
Dessie: Sure.
Ivan: You're right. It's just a distraction.
Dessie: A distraction? Where? ::turns around::
Mia: ;_; You lied to me, Isaac!
Isaac: Uhh... no I didn't...
Mia: Yes you did!
Isaac: No! Ivan did it!
Dessie: -___-+ Just get back to the scene.
Mission 13 - White Flowers - Please bring me some of the flowers I planted on Giza Plains. They're the only way to cheer my sister up since my mom died. -Temil, Town Youth
Beltran: ::dispatches all the monsters:: What a boring mission.
Mission 14 - Free Cyril - The town of Cyril has fallen into the hands of Clan Borzoi. We need you to set a trap to get them out of our town! - Cyril town watch -Dispatch -Brean
Mission 15 - Mad Alchemist - Dig me a nice cave home. My bizarre experiments have earned me the moniker of "Mad Alchemist." Now I want to live alone. -Galdinas, Alchemist -Dispatch -Rain
Mission 16 - Watching You - I think I'm being watched. People say I'm just being paranoid, but I've been hearing flapping wings at night! Please investigate. - Titi, Shy Student -Dispatch -Aurelie
Mission 17 - Desert Peril - There's been a rash of attacks by crazed monsters in the Eluut Sands area recently. Will pay for research and removal. -Eluut Civilian Militia
Dog thing: Gwargh! Gweefles!
Ivan: Cool! The dog things are rabid!
Isaac: Rrr-aa-b-iii---dddd?
Ivan: Uh-huh!
Dog thing: ::bites Isaac::
Isaac: ARGH!!!!!!!!!
Ivan: Don't worry! I've got my first aid kit with me!
Isaac: ._.
Ivan: Oh no! I think Isaac's dead!
Isaac: x.x
::sirens sound::
Guys in white suits: ::grab Isaac::
Dessie: He'll be fine. But we need a substitute for now. How about Garet!
Jenna: Yay! Now he won't be pressing random buttons and making Isaac's voice Latin.
Garet: Huh?
Ivan: You're the hero now, Garet!
Garet: Yay! Now I'm better than Isaac! Hah, I showed him, I'm the hero now!
Ivan: Garet.
Garet: And I'll save cats from trees and they'll all go "Yay, thanks Garet! You're the greatest, even better than Isaac!"
Ivan: GARET.
Garet: And they'll send Isaac flowers with get well cards saying "Get well soon, stupid loser!"
Ivan: GARET!!!!!!
Garet: What?
Ivan: You're only the hero for the rest of the day.
Garet: ;-; I knew it was too good to be true!
Ivan: Just read the script and you'll do fine.
Garet: Ok.
Ivan: Ok, start.
Garet: Ah. These... what does this word say, Ivan?
Ivan: Monsters.
Garet: These monsters must be cheese.
Ivan: ?-? Which idiot wrote the script?
Piers: ::backstage:: Garet, it says rabid!
Garet: Oh, I thought it said rapid.
Piers: So why did you say cheese?
Garet: What did I say?
Ivan: You said these monster must be cheese.
Garet: No, I said these monsters must be sticks of wood.
Ivan: ... Lets just keep going.
Garet: Ok. These monsters must be rabid. Beltran, dispatches all the monsters, Rain stop that...
Ivan: Garet! What are you doing?
Garet: I'm reading the script. Duh!
Ivan: You're meant to be reading YOUR part!
Garet: Ok. These monsters must be rabid!
Beltran: ::dispatches all the monsters::
Garet: HEY! Beltran, you made a mistake!
Ivan: What mistake?
Garet: He was meant to say "dispatches all the monsters!"
Ivan: But he was meant to... -____-+ Why do we even bother?
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TAKE TWO
Dessie: He'll be fine. But for now we need a substitute. How about Garet?
All: NO!!!!!!
Dessie: Felix?
Ivan: Just read the script like a NORMAL person would, Felix.
Felix: ...
Ivan: Pardon?
Felix: ...
Ivan: ...
Felix: ...
Ivan: What? Is idioticness a disease today?
Felix: ...
Ivan: Start again.
Felix: ...
Ivan: Go.
Felix: ...
Ivan: Go.
Felix: !!!
Ivan: GO! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, JUST GO!
Jenna: He's a mute, you idiot!
Ivan: Oh.
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TAKE THREE
Dessie: He'll be fine. But we'll need a replacement for now. How about Garet?
All: No!!!
Dessie: Felix
All: NO!!!
Dessie: Mia?
All: Ok.
Ivan: Just follow the script.
Mia: ^_^ Ok.
Ivan: Promise?
Mia: Yes! ^_^
Ivan: Start.
Mia: These animals must be rabid! Hey! WAIT!
Ivan: What now?
Mia: These animals have the right to not be insulted!
Ivan: But Mia...
Mia: I'm calling the RSPCA!!!!
::people in black suits enter::
PIBL: Montblanc, Ritz, Mewt, Cid, Babus, Ezel, Doned, Llednar, Shara and Descemet, you are all under arrest for animal abuse!
All: -____-+
Mia: Bye everyone! ^_^ I'll visit you in prison sometime!
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Dessie: Ok, that was only 1400 words. Not that much. But since my chapters are so short, next one will be really long.
Sheba: That's what you said last time.
Dessie: Quiet!
Felix: R&R, flames will be doused, constructive criticism accepted and... yeah.