Dessie: I'm back.
Sheba: Oh hurray. Let's throw a parade. (sarcastically)
Felix: You haven't updated in ages!!!
Dessie: Yes, well, um... I was stuck in prison, if you'd remember last chapter.
Sheba: It was so long ago that I've forgotten it. And I was in it!
*_*_*_*_*_*_*
Dragoon knight - See? Now I have a witness! Muah. See muses?
*_*_*_*_*_*_*
(Scene - Prison)
Mia: Hi everyone!
All: O_O GET US OUT OF HERE!
Mia: Alright, alright! No need to yell!
All: ^_^ Great!
Mia: But then again, bail would cost an awful amount of money...
People in black suits enter.
PIBL: We have decided to execute all of you!!!
Ivan: NO0O0O0O! I'm too young to die, kupo!
Kraden: Yeah! Me too! ^_^
Mia: You know, Ivan's right. I'll pay for all of your bails!
All: ^_^ Great!
Mia: Except Alex's.
Alex: O_O
PIBL: Ok, in total, Ms. Mia, that will be... 3 and a half cents.
Mia: Fine. Just put it on my credit card.
PIBL: ::grab Mia's credit card:: Ooo0o0o0o0o! Shiny!
Mia: o_O
PIBL: We mean, just give us a moment.
Alex: I thought you said it was really expensive. And how on Weyard did you get on of those "Crescent cars", anyway?
Mia: Yes, well, it's costly to be beautiful!
Alex: ... but... but...
Mia: As for the credit card, I stole it from the 21st century!
Alex: How did you get to the 21st century?
Mia: Well duh! I took the bus!
Alex: ... but... but...
PIBL: Come with us, Mr. Alex.
Isaac: Come on. Let's go now, Mia!
Mia: No! I want to watch Alex be tortured!
PIBL: Ok, first things first. Isaac, flirt with Mia. IN FRONT OF ALEX!!!!!!
Isaac: Flirt, flirt, flirt!
PIBL: Don't say it! Do it!
Isaac: I don't think this is the appropriate time or place!
PIBL: O_O Eww... yucky images! Get them away!!!!
Alex: No0o0o0o0o0o0o!
Ivan: Ahem. The next part of torture, kupo!
PIBL: Ah, yes. Next we use the... hmm... lecture on medieval torture equipment.
Alex: That doesn't sound so bad.
PIBL: I'm sorry, we must ask you to leave while we talk. You want to keep the PG-13 rating, yes?
*10 minutes later*
Alex: O_O I never knew how much damage a spoon could do to your liver...
PIBL: The final stage of torture before the execution is... taking him to a rock concert.
Alex: I'd say that doesn't sound too bad, but I said that about the lecture.
*3 hours later*
Ivan: How was the concert, Alex, kupo?
Alex: Pardon?
Isaac: He said, how was the concert, Alex?
Alex: Pardon?
Garet: HE SAID, HOW WELL DID THE MOOSE BEHAVE?
Alex: Moose? What moose?
Garet: Sorry. Couldn't fight the urge to do that. ^_^
Alex: Pardon?
PIBL: Ok, lets take him to the Shredder of Doom now.
Felix: Wait! Don't we get a say in this?
Alex: Phew, thanks Felix.
Felix: We want more torture!!!!
All: ::nod in agreement::
PIBL: Any requests?
Isaac: Oo0o0o! I do! Put him in a team battle with the Soul Calibur 2 crew and a teletubby! Make him fight all of them!
PIBL: Ok! But it'll take a while to scrape his spleens and other dismembered body parts off the walls, so we'll take you here when he's ready again.
*_*_*_*_*_*_*__*_*_*_*_*
Back to the mission; Desert Peril!
Isaac: I feel lots better now, after torturing Alex so much. ::dispatches all the monsters::
Ivan: All done here, kupo. ::glares menacingly at Mia, Garet and Felix::
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
Mission 16 - Oasis frogs - I haven't been hearing the frogs from the town oasis lately. Hope nobody is eating them! Would you stand watch till night? -Donya, Pub Customer
Isaac: Hmm... I can't find the frogs anywhere. They must have been eaten after all.
Ivan: And I think I know who it is, kupo!
Isaac: Really? Who?
Ivan: This ant of course! Now, Mr. Ant, how are you, kupo? The weather's been nice lately, hasn't it, kupo?
Isaac: -__-+ Ivan...
Ivan: Oh, right. Down to business. My client, Sir Isaac...
Isaac: ::rolls eyes:: Ivan, stop that.
Ivan: That's Sir Ivan to you, Sir Isaac! Anyway, he tells me that you have had some most unfortunate incidents regarding frogs, kupo.
Isaac: Ivan!!!!
Ivan: What was that, Mr. Ant? Ok, if you say so... ::whack Isaac with sword:: What?!? The ant told me to! What did you expect me to do, hmm? What would you do if an ant talked to you? HMM, kupo?!?
Isaac: ::glares menacingly::
Ivan: What? It wasn't my fault!!! Kupo!
Isaac: Ivan, it wasn't the ant.
Ivan: Really? I didn't know that. Honest, kupo. ^_^''
Isaac: It was those lamias over there.
Ivan: You don't say, kupo.
Isaac: Are you mocking my superior intelligence?
Ivan: Are you mocking the best person in the world?
Isaac: I would appreciate it if you didn't do that.
Ivan: Shut the hell up.
Isaac: Hey! Don't talk to me that way! If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything.
Ivan: Hey! Who's the superior here? Don't dare insult me!!!
Isaac: o_o
Ivan: -_o
Isaac: ^_^
Ivan: ^_v
Isaac: -_-
Ivan: |_|
Isaac: T_T
Ivan: H_H
Isaac: n_n
Ivan: u_s
Isaac: x_x
Ivan: 4_x
Isaac: O_O
Ivan: B_P
Isaac: Stop that!!!
Ivan: Say please, kupo.
Isaac: Please.
Ivan: Please what, kupo?
Isaac: Please shut up.
Ivan: Well if you're going to be RUDE about it, kupo, then...
Isaac: O great Ivan, I know you are superior to me in every way...
Ivan: And, kupo?
Isaac: And I would appreciate it if you would stop mocking me.
Ivan: WHAT IS THIS ACT OF TREASON, KUPO?
Isaac: Wha?
Ivan: It's 'Pardon' to you, slave. My apprentice here tells me you have been faithful to another duke, kupo.
Isaac: What? Since when did you have an apprentice and who's the other duke?
Garet: Hi Isaac!
Isaac: Well that explains it. How much are you being paid?
Garet: Negative 3 dollars an hour! Ivan says that's better than a million dollars!
Isaac: Lying to a poor young person! Ivan, how could you?
Ivan: Well, it was a very intricate plan, really. I took 2 and a half minutes in the planning stage, kupo.
Isaac: Yes. I'm sure it was HOURS of hard labour.
Ivan: Well, it felt like it, kupo.
Isaac: Endless toil. Surely you know it well.
Ivan: Are you mocking me, kupo?
Isaac: Stop mocking me, kupo.
Ivan: I'll call on my apprentice to stop you if you keep on, kupo.
Isaac: I'll dob on you to Garet, kupo!
Ivan: o_o
Isaac: -_o
Ivan: ^_^
Isaac: ^_v
Ivan: -_-
Isaac: |_|
Ivan: T_T
Isaac: H_H
Ivan: n_n
Isaac: u_s
Ivan: x_x
Isaac: 4_x
Ivan: O_O
Isaac: B_P
Ivan: Stop it, kupo!
Isaac: Hey look, it's Beltran!
Beltran: Hey Marche, Montblanc! We've just been dispatching those lamias!
Isaac: That's good-
Beltran: Then we went to the inn and got drunk, we went to an amusement park and got drunk, we went to visit the 21st century-
Ivan: Let me guess, you got drunk there, kupo.
Beltran: No - we all had smoothies.
Isaac: Wow. We spent all that time squabbling.
Ivan: Yeah, and when we could have been getting drunk, kupo.
Beltran: So does that mean that you'll never fight?
Is/Iv: NO WAY (kupo)!
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
Mission 17 - Staring eyes - I found out who's got the ahriman eye, and he's a real bad egg. Seems he's making the ahriman chase after girls in Cyril. -Bran, Streetear
Bst: I am the person with many eyes! Welcome to my lair!
Ivan: Dude, we're standing on a random street, kupo.
Bst: Shussh! Don't let anyone know!
Isaac: Anyway, we've come to stop you.
Bst: Fine! But see if I care! ::cries::
Beltran: ::already dispatching:: The ahrimans are quite tough. You'll all have to help!
Ivan: ::goes over to a ahriman:: Aw. How cute. He's gnawing on my ear, kupo.
Isaac: ::stabs ahriman in the eye with a sword::
Ahriman: Eek! ;_;
Ivan: Isaac! How could you, kupo?
Bst: My ahriman! Poor ahriman!
Ivan: Don't worry sir! I've got something here with me; Isaac gave it to me when he was very very mad at me, kupo.
Isaac: Uh...
Ivan: He said it was very soothing, kupo.
Isaac: Uh...
Ivan: 'It's very soothing!', that's what he said, kupo.
Bst: Well, quick!!! Give it to my ahriman!
Ivan: Ok. I'll just pour it into his eye, kupo.
Bst: Hurry!
Ivan: ::pours it into ahriman's eye::
Bst: Uhh... it's shrinking. It's... DYING!!!!
Ivan: Isaac!!!! What was in that vile concoction, kupo?
Isaac: Mothballs...
Bst: No0o0o0o0o0o0o0o...
Isaac: Methalayted spirits...
Bst: No0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o...
Isaac: Mineral turpentine...
Bst: No0o0o0o0o0o0o0o...
Isaac: Domestos bleach...
Bst: No0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0...
Isaac: Dog food...
Bst: No0o0... wait. That bit's not so bad.
Isaac: And canned asparagus.
Bst: So he'll die?
Isaac: Uh...
Ivan: It's all your fault Isaac, kupo!!!
Beastmaster NU MOU: ::whacks Isaac on the head with his cane::
Isaac: ::sigh:: It's a horrible curse...
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
Mission 18 - Golden gil - I want you to research the origin of golden gil in my shop. If it's really from the age of kings, it could be good for sales. -Shopkeeper, The Golden Gil -Dispatch- Deisel
Mission 19 - You, immortal - Looking for someone to model for a statue to be put in the Royal Library's new wing. Youth, beauty and physique a plus. -Cesare, Artist -Dispatch- Beltran
Mission 20 - Neighbour! - We're looking for a few good "neighbours"! Won't you join our worldwide network? -Pewl, Neighbour Network -Dispatch -Aurelie
Mission 21 - Morning woes - Our rooster, Nikki, has taken to crowing well before sunrise. Now the neighbours are complaining! Won't someone please help? -Mulchin, Grocer -Dispatch -Oskar
Mission 22 - An education - Nothing is more dear to me than my son, Lukel, yet he has never done well on tests. Won't someone please tutor him? -Mrs Kulel -Dispatch - Rain
Mission 23 - Foul thief - A thief has been coming in the night and stealing our chickens. Please, catch him for us! -Kariena, Little Girl
Ivan: ::humming battle theme::
Isaac: The fumes must have got to your brain... as small as it is.
Brean: It'ss the thief! Get him!
Thf: I shall destroy you all!
Is/Iv: We're not scared (kupo)!
Thf: Um... then I'll feast on your soul after I eat your... spleen!
Is/Iv: Meep! ::hide behind a rock::
Brean: Um... guesss it'ss up to me... ::dispatchess thief::
Thf: Ow! That hurt! ::runs away screaming::
Brean: Uh... guyss?
Is/Iv: What (kupo)?
Brean: It'ss ssafe to come out now...
Ivan: But what about the soul eater, kupo!
Isaac: Yeah, he said he would eat our spleens!
Brean: Do you even know what sspleenss are?
Ivan: Uh...
Isaac: Not by memory.
Ivan: Good one, kupo!
Brean: But he'ss gone now!
Isaac: SuRe...
Brean: Uh... iss that "Ssee her" I ssee over there?
Isaac: Mia? ::jumps out from behind the rock:: HEY! She's not here! You tricked me! ::hides behind the rock again::
Brean: Hmm... a tub of gold, right over there? Wow, what an HONOUR it would be to find ssuch a thing!
Isaac: But... the thief's SCARY!
*2 hours later*
Brean: Pleasse? Do it for me. Do it for Beltran! Do it for Fleaha! Do it for the honour and glory of your country!
Ivan: Honour, kupo?
Brean: Yes! For getting out behind that rock, you'd get honour and glory!
Ivan: No, not interested, kupo.
Brean: ::ssighss:: It'll mean you're better than Issaac...
Ivan: Count me in, kupo! ::jumps out from behind the rock:;
Brean: What about you, Issaac? You going to let Ivan take your place?
Isaac: Guess so.
Brean: ARGH! ::destroyss the rock::
Isaac: HEY! ::finds a new rock::
Brean: Thiss iss hopelesss...
Ivan: Wait! I have a plan, kupo! ::whispers::
Brean: Oook... but what's the plan?
Ivan: Oh, right, kupo. ::whispers the plan::
Brean: Oh no! Treear iss over there! Sshe needss help! ::coughss:: First Aid.
Isaac: I know! I'll heal her using my "First Aid!" ability!
Brean: Yay!
Isaac: From behind this rock?
Brean: Very well.
Judge suddenly appears
Judge: Marche, the laws CLEARLY state no techniques allowed today.
Isaac: Uh...
Judge: Come with me.
Brean: ::glares at Ivan::
Ivan; What? It got him out from under the rock, right, kupo?
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
Dessie: As usual, R&R, please go easy on the flames though.
Sheba: Oh hurray. Let's throw a parade. (sarcastically)
Felix: You haven't updated in ages!!!
Dessie: Yes, well, um... I was stuck in prison, if you'd remember last chapter.
Sheba: It was so long ago that I've forgotten it. And I was in it!
*_*_*_*_*_*_*
Dragoon knight - See? Now I have a witness! Muah. See muses?
*_*_*_*_*_*_*
(Scene - Prison)
Mia: Hi everyone!
All: O_O GET US OUT OF HERE!
Mia: Alright, alright! No need to yell!
All: ^_^ Great!
Mia: But then again, bail would cost an awful amount of money...
People in black suits enter.
PIBL: We have decided to execute all of you!!!
Ivan: NO0O0O0O! I'm too young to die, kupo!
Kraden: Yeah! Me too! ^_^
Mia: You know, Ivan's right. I'll pay for all of your bails!
All: ^_^ Great!
Mia: Except Alex's.
Alex: O_O
PIBL: Ok, in total, Ms. Mia, that will be... 3 and a half cents.
Mia: Fine. Just put it on my credit card.
PIBL: ::grab Mia's credit card:: Ooo0o0o0o0o! Shiny!
Mia: o_O
PIBL: We mean, just give us a moment.
Alex: I thought you said it was really expensive. And how on Weyard did you get on of those "Crescent cars", anyway?
Mia: Yes, well, it's costly to be beautiful!
Alex: ... but... but...
Mia: As for the credit card, I stole it from the 21st century!
Alex: How did you get to the 21st century?
Mia: Well duh! I took the bus!
Alex: ... but... but...
PIBL: Come with us, Mr. Alex.
Isaac: Come on. Let's go now, Mia!
Mia: No! I want to watch Alex be tortured!
PIBL: Ok, first things first. Isaac, flirt with Mia. IN FRONT OF ALEX!!!!!!
Isaac: Flirt, flirt, flirt!
PIBL: Don't say it! Do it!
Isaac: I don't think this is the appropriate time or place!
PIBL: O_O Eww... yucky images! Get them away!!!!
Alex: No0o0o0o0o0o0o!
Ivan: Ahem. The next part of torture, kupo!
PIBL: Ah, yes. Next we use the... hmm... lecture on medieval torture equipment.
Alex: That doesn't sound so bad.
PIBL: I'm sorry, we must ask you to leave while we talk. You want to keep the PG-13 rating, yes?
*10 minutes later*
Alex: O_O I never knew how much damage a spoon could do to your liver...
PIBL: The final stage of torture before the execution is... taking him to a rock concert.
Alex: I'd say that doesn't sound too bad, but I said that about the lecture.
*3 hours later*
Ivan: How was the concert, Alex, kupo?
Alex: Pardon?
Isaac: He said, how was the concert, Alex?
Alex: Pardon?
Garet: HE SAID, HOW WELL DID THE MOOSE BEHAVE?
Alex: Moose? What moose?
Garet: Sorry. Couldn't fight the urge to do that. ^_^
Alex: Pardon?
PIBL: Ok, lets take him to the Shredder of Doom now.
Felix: Wait! Don't we get a say in this?
Alex: Phew, thanks Felix.
Felix: We want more torture!!!!
All: ::nod in agreement::
PIBL: Any requests?
Isaac: Oo0o0o! I do! Put him in a team battle with the Soul Calibur 2 crew and a teletubby! Make him fight all of them!
PIBL: Ok! But it'll take a while to scrape his spleens and other dismembered body parts off the walls, so we'll take you here when he's ready again.
*_*_*_*_*_*_*__*_*_*_*_*
Back to the mission; Desert Peril!
Isaac: I feel lots better now, after torturing Alex so much. ::dispatches all the monsters::
Ivan: All done here, kupo. ::glares menacingly at Mia, Garet and Felix::
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
Mission 16 - Oasis frogs - I haven't been hearing the frogs from the town oasis lately. Hope nobody is eating them! Would you stand watch till night? -Donya, Pub Customer
Isaac: Hmm... I can't find the frogs anywhere. They must have been eaten after all.
Ivan: And I think I know who it is, kupo!
Isaac: Really? Who?
Ivan: This ant of course! Now, Mr. Ant, how are you, kupo? The weather's been nice lately, hasn't it, kupo?
Isaac: -__-+ Ivan...
Ivan: Oh, right. Down to business. My client, Sir Isaac...
Isaac: ::rolls eyes:: Ivan, stop that.
Ivan: That's Sir Ivan to you, Sir Isaac! Anyway, he tells me that you have had some most unfortunate incidents regarding frogs, kupo.
Isaac: Ivan!!!!
Ivan: What was that, Mr. Ant? Ok, if you say so... ::whack Isaac with sword:: What?!? The ant told me to! What did you expect me to do, hmm? What would you do if an ant talked to you? HMM, kupo?!?
Isaac: ::glares menacingly::
Ivan: What? It wasn't my fault!!! Kupo!
Isaac: Ivan, it wasn't the ant.
Ivan: Really? I didn't know that. Honest, kupo. ^_^''
Isaac: It was those lamias over there.
Ivan: You don't say, kupo.
Isaac: Are you mocking my superior intelligence?
Ivan: Are you mocking the best person in the world?
Isaac: I would appreciate it if you didn't do that.
Ivan: Shut the hell up.
Isaac: Hey! Don't talk to me that way! If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything.
Ivan: Hey! Who's the superior here? Don't dare insult me!!!
Isaac: o_o
Ivan: -_o
Isaac: ^_^
Ivan: ^_v
Isaac: -_-
Ivan: |_|
Isaac: T_T
Ivan: H_H
Isaac: n_n
Ivan: u_s
Isaac: x_x
Ivan: 4_x
Isaac: O_O
Ivan: B_P
Isaac: Stop that!!!
Ivan: Say please, kupo.
Isaac: Please.
Ivan: Please what, kupo?
Isaac: Please shut up.
Ivan: Well if you're going to be RUDE about it, kupo, then...
Isaac: O great Ivan, I know you are superior to me in every way...
Ivan: And, kupo?
Isaac: And I would appreciate it if you would stop mocking me.
Ivan: WHAT IS THIS ACT OF TREASON, KUPO?
Isaac: Wha?
Ivan: It's 'Pardon' to you, slave. My apprentice here tells me you have been faithful to another duke, kupo.
Isaac: What? Since when did you have an apprentice and who's the other duke?
Garet: Hi Isaac!
Isaac: Well that explains it. How much are you being paid?
Garet: Negative 3 dollars an hour! Ivan says that's better than a million dollars!
Isaac: Lying to a poor young person! Ivan, how could you?
Ivan: Well, it was a very intricate plan, really. I took 2 and a half minutes in the planning stage, kupo.
Isaac: Yes. I'm sure it was HOURS of hard labour.
Ivan: Well, it felt like it, kupo.
Isaac: Endless toil. Surely you know it well.
Ivan: Are you mocking me, kupo?
Isaac: Stop mocking me, kupo.
Ivan: I'll call on my apprentice to stop you if you keep on, kupo.
Isaac: I'll dob on you to Garet, kupo!
Ivan: o_o
Isaac: -_o
Ivan: ^_^
Isaac: ^_v
Ivan: -_-
Isaac: |_|
Ivan: T_T
Isaac: H_H
Ivan: n_n
Isaac: u_s
Ivan: x_x
Isaac: 4_x
Ivan: O_O
Isaac: B_P
Ivan: Stop it, kupo!
Isaac: Hey look, it's Beltran!
Beltran: Hey Marche, Montblanc! We've just been dispatching those lamias!
Isaac: That's good-
Beltran: Then we went to the inn and got drunk, we went to an amusement park and got drunk, we went to visit the 21st century-
Ivan: Let me guess, you got drunk there, kupo.
Beltran: No - we all had smoothies.
Isaac: Wow. We spent all that time squabbling.
Ivan: Yeah, and when we could have been getting drunk, kupo.
Beltran: So does that mean that you'll never fight?
Is/Iv: NO WAY (kupo)!
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
Mission 17 - Staring eyes - I found out who's got the ahriman eye, and he's a real bad egg. Seems he's making the ahriman chase after girls in Cyril. -Bran, Streetear
Bst: I am the person with many eyes! Welcome to my lair!
Ivan: Dude, we're standing on a random street, kupo.
Bst: Shussh! Don't let anyone know!
Isaac: Anyway, we've come to stop you.
Bst: Fine! But see if I care! ::cries::
Beltran: ::already dispatching:: The ahrimans are quite tough. You'll all have to help!
Ivan: ::goes over to a ahriman:: Aw. How cute. He's gnawing on my ear, kupo.
Isaac: ::stabs ahriman in the eye with a sword::
Ahriman: Eek! ;_;
Ivan: Isaac! How could you, kupo?
Bst: My ahriman! Poor ahriman!
Ivan: Don't worry sir! I've got something here with me; Isaac gave it to me when he was very very mad at me, kupo.
Isaac: Uh...
Ivan: He said it was very soothing, kupo.
Isaac: Uh...
Ivan: 'It's very soothing!', that's what he said, kupo.
Bst: Well, quick!!! Give it to my ahriman!
Ivan: Ok. I'll just pour it into his eye, kupo.
Bst: Hurry!
Ivan: ::pours it into ahriman's eye::
Bst: Uhh... it's shrinking. It's... DYING!!!!
Ivan: Isaac!!!! What was in that vile concoction, kupo?
Isaac: Mothballs...
Bst: No0o0o0o0o0o0o0o...
Isaac: Methalayted spirits...
Bst: No0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o...
Isaac: Mineral turpentine...
Bst: No0o0o0o0o0o0o0o...
Isaac: Domestos bleach...
Bst: No0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0...
Isaac: Dog food...
Bst: No0o0... wait. That bit's not so bad.
Isaac: And canned asparagus.
Bst: So he'll die?
Isaac: Uh...
Ivan: It's all your fault Isaac, kupo!!!
Beastmaster NU MOU: ::whacks Isaac on the head with his cane::
Isaac: ::sigh:: It's a horrible curse...
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
Mission 18 - Golden gil - I want you to research the origin of golden gil in my shop. If it's really from the age of kings, it could be good for sales. -Shopkeeper, The Golden Gil -Dispatch- Deisel
Mission 19 - You, immortal - Looking for someone to model for a statue to be put in the Royal Library's new wing. Youth, beauty and physique a plus. -Cesare, Artist -Dispatch- Beltran
Mission 20 - Neighbour! - We're looking for a few good "neighbours"! Won't you join our worldwide network? -Pewl, Neighbour Network -Dispatch -Aurelie
Mission 21 - Morning woes - Our rooster, Nikki, has taken to crowing well before sunrise. Now the neighbours are complaining! Won't someone please help? -Mulchin, Grocer -Dispatch -Oskar
Mission 22 - An education - Nothing is more dear to me than my son, Lukel, yet he has never done well on tests. Won't someone please tutor him? -Mrs Kulel -Dispatch - Rain
Mission 23 - Foul thief - A thief has been coming in the night and stealing our chickens. Please, catch him for us! -Kariena, Little Girl
Ivan: ::humming battle theme::
Isaac: The fumes must have got to your brain... as small as it is.
Brean: It'ss the thief! Get him!
Thf: I shall destroy you all!
Is/Iv: We're not scared (kupo)!
Thf: Um... then I'll feast on your soul after I eat your... spleen!
Is/Iv: Meep! ::hide behind a rock::
Brean: Um... guesss it'ss up to me... ::dispatchess thief::
Thf: Ow! That hurt! ::runs away screaming::
Brean: Uh... guyss?
Is/Iv: What (kupo)?
Brean: It'ss ssafe to come out now...
Ivan: But what about the soul eater, kupo!
Isaac: Yeah, he said he would eat our spleens!
Brean: Do you even know what sspleenss are?
Ivan: Uh...
Isaac: Not by memory.
Ivan: Good one, kupo!
Brean: But he'ss gone now!
Isaac: SuRe...
Brean: Uh... iss that "Ssee her" I ssee over there?
Isaac: Mia? ::jumps out from behind the rock:: HEY! She's not here! You tricked me! ::hides behind the rock again::
Brean: Hmm... a tub of gold, right over there? Wow, what an HONOUR it would be to find ssuch a thing!
Isaac: But... the thief's SCARY!
*2 hours later*
Brean: Pleasse? Do it for me. Do it for Beltran! Do it for Fleaha! Do it for the honour and glory of your country!
Ivan: Honour, kupo?
Brean: Yes! For getting out behind that rock, you'd get honour and glory!
Ivan: No, not interested, kupo.
Brean: ::ssighss:: It'll mean you're better than Issaac...
Ivan: Count me in, kupo! ::jumps out from behind the rock:;
Brean: What about you, Issaac? You going to let Ivan take your place?
Isaac: Guess so.
Brean: ARGH! ::destroyss the rock::
Isaac: HEY! ::finds a new rock::
Brean: Thiss iss hopelesss...
Ivan: Wait! I have a plan, kupo! ::whispers::
Brean: Oook... but what's the plan?
Ivan: Oh, right, kupo. ::whispers the plan::
Brean: Oh no! Treear iss over there! Sshe needss help! ::coughss:: First Aid.
Isaac: I know! I'll heal her using my "First Aid!" ability!
Brean: Yay!
Isaac: From behind this rock?
Brean: Very well.
Judge suddenly appears
Judge: Marche, the laws CLEARLY state no techniques allowed today.
Isaac: Uh...
Judge: Come with me.
Brean: ::glares at Ivan::
Ivan; What? It got him out from under the rock, right, kupo?
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Dessie: As usual, R&R, please go easy on the flames though.