This is my first Naruto fan fiction!!! No flamers plz!!! And there is
implied shonen-ai in the first few chapters, swearing and fluff later. No
lime you hentai freaks!
Chapter One: Why isn't your nose bleeding?
A beam of sunlight fell between the trees and landed on two boys fighting in the oak grove.
"Given up yet deadlast?"
Sasuke had Naruto pinned to the ground, knee on his chest and hands pinning his arms down to the ground. Naruto had assumed a downcast look, but then there was a evil spark in his eyes. Sasuke groaned. He knew exactly what was about to happen next.
"Sexy-no-jutsu!"
No longer was a bruised and battered Naruto beneath him, but a beautiful, naked girl, grinning (he thought) in a rather seductive way. Then he noticed where his hand and feet were. She winked.
"EEEAAAAARGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Jumping safely back several feet, he regained his composure and regarded Naruto with cool indifference.
"You really think that would work idiot?"
Naruto seethed with anger at the insult, then brightened.
"It did work! I got you of me didn't I, but."
The girl looked with curiosity at Sasuke, a bemused expression crossing her face.
"Uh oh," Sasuke thought, "Naruto is thinking. That is not a good sign."
"Why isn't your nose bleeding?"
Kakashi who had been watching the proceedings with great interest (and a couple of bloody Kleenexes stuffed up his nose) suddenly doubled over, half in laughter, half in shock. Sasuke turned to glare at him, a light blush darkening his otherwise pale features.
It took Sakura a few more seconds, but soon she joined Kakashi on the ground, in a dead faint, foaming at the mouth. The infamous Uchida glare was turned onto her, but she couldn't really tell. (A/N: ^_^)
"What's with them?" Naruto sweat dropped. "Hey Sasuke? Are we going to finish or what?" Sasuke gazed at Naruto through half closed eyes. He really did only have a one-track mind. And a slow one at that.
Kakashi managed to choke out his two cents. "He doesn't get it?!" he said incredulously.
That earned him a kunai in the mouth, or rather in the log, because of the art of substitution. Kakashi glowered at Sasuke through the leaves. That wasn't very nice.I'll have to do something about his attitude.
An evil idea struck him. He grinned maliciously then disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
"So Sasuke, are we gonna finish this or not?"
Sasuke glared at him. Could he not take a hint? "We're done. You win."
Naruto stood there stupefied, as the full impact of the words hit him (A/N We all love Naruto, but there's no denying it-he's slow). His eyes widened then.
"YYYYIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
Several birds flew out of the nearest tree. Sasuke looked at his jubilant teammate with a withering glare.
"I let you win, dobe," he retorted quietly.
But Naruto paid him no mind, too busy jumping up and down (and making the surrounding wildlife busy).
"Hey Sakura, I won! I WON!"
Sakura was still on the ground, foaming at the mouth. In here hand she clutched a much-doodled on picture of Sasuke.
Naruto sweat dropped. Geez. What's her problem?
Anyways, this called for a celebration. "Anyone wants me, I'll me at the ramen restaurant!" And he bounded off, a blur of orange happiness.
There was a slight rustling among the trees behind Sasuke, and then a silver-haired mop appeared. An evil grin was spread across his face.
"Hey Naruto!" Aren't you going to give you boyfriend a kiss goodbye?"
This earned him a shruiken in the mouth. Plz R+R!!!
Chapter One: Why isn't your nose bleeding?
A beam of sunlight fell between the trees and landed on two boys fighting in the oak grove.
"Given up yet deadlast?"
Sasuke had Naruto pinned to the ground, knee on his chest and hands pinning his arms down to the ground. Naruto had assumed a downcast look, but then there was a evil spark in his eyes. Sasuke groaned. He knew exactly what was about to happen next.
"Sexy-no-jutsu!"
No longer was a bruised and battered Naruto beneath him, but a beautiful, naked girl, grinning (he thought) in a rather seductive way. Then he noticed where his hand and feet were. She winked.
"EEEAAAAARGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Jumping safely back several feet, he regained his composure and regarded Naruto with cool indifference.
"You really think that would work idiot?"
Naruto seethed with anger at the insult, then brightened.
"It did work! I got you of me didn't I, but."
The girl looked with curiosity at Sasuke, a bemused expression crossing her face.
"Uh oh," Sasuke thought, "Naruto is thinking. That is not a good sign."
"Why isn't your nose bleeding?"
Kakashi who had been watching the proceedings with great interest (and a couple of bloody Kleenexes stuffed up his nose) suddenly doubled over, half in laughter, half in shock. Sasuke turned to glare at him, a light blush darkening his otherwise pale features.
It took Sakura a few more seconds, but soon she joined Kakashi on the ground, in a dead faint, foaming at the mouth. The infamous Uchida glare was turned onto her, but she couldn't really tell. (A/N: ^_^)
"What's with them?" Naruto sweat dropped. "Hey Sasuke? Are we going to finish or what?" Sasuke gazed at Naruto through half closed eyes. He really did only have a one-track mind. And a slow one at that.
Kakashi managed to choke out his two cents. "He doesn't get it?!" he said incredulously.
That earned him a kunai in the mouth, or rather in the log, because of the art of substitution. Kakashi glowered at Sasuke through the leaves. That wasn't very nice.I'll have to do something about his attitude.
An evil idea struck him. He grinned maliciously then disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
"So Sasuke, are we gonna finish this or not?"
Sasuke glared at him. Could he not take a hint? "We're done. You win."
Naruto stood there stupefied, as the full impact of the words hit him (A/N We all love Naruto, but there's no denying it-he's slow). His eyes widened then.
"YYYYIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
Several birds flew out of the nearest tree. Sasuke looked at his jubilant teammate with a withering glare.
"I let you win, dobe," he retorted quietly.
But Naruto paid him no mind, too busy jumping up and down (and making the surrounding wildlife busy).
"Hey Sakura, I won! I WON!"
Sakura was still on the ground, foaming at the mouth. In here hand she clutched a much-doodled on picture of Sasuke.
Naruto sweat dropped. Geez. What's her problem?
Anyways, this called for a celebration. "Anyone wants me, I'll me at the ramen restaurant!" And he bounded off, a blur of orange happiness.
There was a slight rustling among the trees behind Sasuke, and then a silver-haired mop appeared. An evil grin was spread across his face.
"Hey Naruto!" Aren't you going to give you boyfriend a kiss goodbye?"
This earned him a shruiken in the mouth. Plz R+R!!!