Scary Movie; YGO Style!
By: Delinquent Duo
Mavelus: O_O Oh, good Ra! (hides under a table) Our first story and it's rated R!
KaibaPuppy: ^-^ Stop being a fraid-e-cat. Lemons are hot!
Mavelus: O_O I'm glad the lemon won't be coming up for awhile. I'm a wittle scawwed..
KaibaPuppy: (imitates Yugi horribly, sounds like that Jim Carrey from "The Cable Guy) Oh, Yami...oh!!
Mavelus: ACK!! (passes out)
KaibaPuppy: (sick smile)
~~~
Chapter 1: "Dead" ends and Yami's constant homosexual tendencies! ~*~
(In a car on a deserted road; Yami's driving Kaiba's car, Joey and Kaiba are in the back and Yugi's sitting up front with Yami.)
Kaiba: (is taking off Joey's pants)
Joey: (is drunk and drinking a ton of beer) (giggles)
Yami: (looks in rear-view mirror) See Yugi? How come we can't be like them???
Yugi: (smiles innocently) I'm not ready yet, Yami.
Joey: (starts giving Kaiba head)
Kaiba: (moans) Oh, yeah baby..
(A/N:
Mavelus: O_O
KaibaPuppy: Keep typin'!)
Yami: (unzips pants)
Yugi: (blushes) Yami! What are you doing?!
Yami: C'mon Yugi, just touch it.
Yugi: But Yami- OOF!
Joey: (hast stopped giving Kaiba head, opens sun roof and steps on Yugi's back to get up)
Yugi: (falls face first into Yami's lap)
Yami: Oh yeah, Yugi..(moans)
Car: (swerves all over road)
Yugi: O_O (words are muffled, unintentionally giving Yami a blow job)
Kaiba: (pulls down Joey's pants) Hell yeah! (slaps his ass)
Joey: WAHOO! I'M KING OF THE SUN ROOF!!!
Honeycomb: (gets stuck on Joey's head)
Joey: O_O AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! GET IT OFF, SETO! GET IT OFF!! (falls down)
Yugi: (gets up) Ugh.. (wipes cum off lips) (looks out dashboard window, gasps) YAMI! WATCH OUT!
Yami: Wha? HOLY SHIT!!!
Guy: (in the middle of road, see's car) O_O (gets hit)
Yami: (slams breaks) Fuck!
Kaiba: (gets out, see's dent on car) Shit, that's the third Ferrari this week!
Joey: (jumps out of car, pulls off honeycomb) ARGH!! (tosses it) Mmmmmmmmmmmm..honey. (licks lips)
Yugi: (gets out) Oh my god, he's dead! ..and missing a boot.
Guy: (is missing a boot)
Joey: (picks up a boot) Who's missing a boot?
Yugi: (points to leg w/ no boot) He is! He is!
Joey: (skips over, puts boot on him.) Here you go sir! ^-^ (doesn't realize he's "dead", goes back over to Kaiba)
Kaiba: Joey, he's dead.
Joey: O_o SHIT! I put a boot on a dead guy! (goes over to him, pokes him) I've never seen a dead guy before..
Everyone: (sweatdrops)
Yugi: What are those bright lights?
Yami: SHIT! Someone's coming! Quick, stuff him in the trunk!
Everyone: Eeeeewwwwwwww!
Yami: Not that "trunk" you morons. I meant stuff him in the trunk!!
Everyone: Oh. (stuff "dead" guy in trunk)
Yami: (tries to close it) Damn! It's stuck!
"Dead" Guy: (awakens) (sits up) Huh?
Yami: (slams on hood real hard)
"Dead" Guy: ("dies"...again)
Car that's approaching: (stops, windows are fogged with smoke, they open) (smoke seethes out)
Yami: (leans on trunk casually) (whispers) Act cool!
All: (lean on trunk)
Joey: (break dances)
Everyone: O.o
Joey: What?! It's cool, isn't it?
Malik: (sticks head out window) Ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt, son!
Bakura: (does the same) Whoo! Das da shit!
Ryou: (in skimpy outfit, walks out) (is smoking, sits on hood like show girl)
Marik: (looks out window) Watcha hidin' in da tttttttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkk???
Yami: Nothin'.
Marik: (too high and too stupid) Okie dokie, darier..
Yami: Okay, go away. (makes shooing motion)
Bakura: No need to be hatin'.
Ryou: (walks back inside, sits on Bakura's lap)
All: (drive off)
Yugi: We just killed a guy! What do we do now?!
Yami: That's easy.
Yugi: What?
Yami: Dunno.
Kaiba: (slaps them) You morons, we dump the body!
Yami: and you did this before?
Kaiba: (suspiciously) No..
Yugi: But where? And what if we're caught?! I don't wanna go to jail! ;_;
Kaiba: (shoves Yami and Yugi in back seat, goes to the front w/ Joey) We'll dump him in the bay! (drive off)
(at the bay, Yami drags "dead" guy on the dock)
Joey: Now what?
Kaiba: We strip him, take his things, and toss him in the water.
Yugi: I'm not doing that!
Joey: Me neither!
Yami: Dibs on his credit cards! .. oh, I'll do it. My homosexual tendencies are in overdrive right now.
Everyone: O.o
Yami: (strips the guy completely)
Yugi: O_O woah.
Yami: What?
Yugi: Large... Member... (cough)
Yami: (sweatdrops) -_- (tosses "dead" guy)
"Dead" guy: (is drowning)
Kaiba: A word of this to anyone, and your balls get chopped off.
Everyone: O_O
Kaiba: And you meet the same fate. With the addition of your members shoved up your asses, your balls set for scientific research, your sperm given to Tea, and your nipples sold on e-bay. Get it?
Everyone: ;_; Y-yes...
Kaiba: Good.
~~~
Mavelus: O_O Oh my gawd!!! (runs away)
KaibaPuppy: HAHAHAHA!! You are such a virgin!
Mavelus: Shut up, you are too!
KaibaPuppy: -_- leave me alone.
Mavelus: UGH! So DISTURBING!!! I won't be shocked if we're flamed.
KaibaPuppy: ^-^ Then we'll give those who flame us the same fate Kaiba mentioned.
Mavelus: What about the female reviewers?
Kaiba: (comes out of nowhere) We'll deflate their boobs, burn their panties, take their men and screw them senseless.
Mavelus: O_O (faints) @_@
KaibaPuppy: I love my muse. ^-^ How come you guys aren't supporting Mavelus, didn't she proclaim you two as muses?
Bakura and Yami: (are reading magazines)
Bakura: Could care less.. hey, did you know sex can be good for the skin?
Yami: Where'd you hear that?
Bakura: Read this, an article of unusual facts.
Yami: (takes magazine) Holy shit, did you read this; "If you have sex you can lose up to ten pounds in one night"!
Mavelus: Stop talking about sex!!!
Bakura: I thought you were dead.
Mavelus: -_- Damn my muses. R/R please..
By: Delinquent Duo
Mavelus: O_O Oh, good Ra! (hides under a table) Our first story and it's rated R!
KaibaPuppy: ^-^ Stop being a fraid-e-cat. Lemons are hot!
Mavelus: O_O I'm glad the lemon won't be coming up for awhile. I'm a wittle scawwed..
KaibaPuppy: (imitates Yugi horribly, sounds like that Jim Carrey from "The Cable Guy) Oh, Yami...oh!!
Mavelus: ACK!! (passes out)
KaibaPuppy: (sick smile)
~~~
Chapter 1: "Dead" ends and Yami's constant homosexual tendencies! ~*~
(In a car on a deserted road; Yami's driving Kaiba's car, Joey and Kaiba are in the back and Yugi's sitting up front with Yami.)
Kaiba: (is taking off Joey's pants)
Joey: (is drunk and drinking a ton of beer) (giggles)
Yami: (looks in rear-view mirror) See Yugi? How come we can't be like them???
Yugi: (smiles innocently) I'm not ready yet, Yami.
Joey: (starts giving Kaiba head)
Kaiba: (moans) Oh, yeah baby..
(A/N:
Mavelus: O_O
KaibaPuppy: Keep typin'!)
Yami: (unzips pants)
Yugi: (blushes) Yami! What are you doing?!
Yami: C'mon Yugi, just touch it.
Yugi: But Yami- OOF!
Joey: (hast stopped giving Kaiba head, opens sun roof and steps on Yugi's back to get up)
Yugi: (falls face first into Yami's lap)
Yami: Oh yeah, Yugi..(moans)
Car: (swerves all over road)
Yugi: O_O (words are muffled, unintentionally giving Yami a blow job)
Kaiba: (pulls down Joey's pants) Hell yeah! (slaps his ass)
Joey: WAHOO! I'M KING OF THE SUN ROOF!!!
Honeycomb: (gets stuck on Joey's head)
Joey: O_O AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! GET IT OFF, SETO! GET IT OFF!! (falls down)
Yugi: (gets up) Ugh.. (wipes cum off lips) (looks out dashboard window, gasps) YAMI! WATCH OUT!
Yami: Wha? HOLY SHIT!!!
Guy: (in the middle of road, see's car) O_O (gets hit)
Yami: (slams breaks) Fuck!
Kaiba: (gets out, see's dent on car) Shit, that's the third Ferrari this week!
Joey: (jumps out of car, pulls off honeycomb) ARGH!! (tosses it) Mmmmmmmmmmmm..honey. (licks lips)
Yugi: (gets out) Oh my god, he's dead! ..and missing a boot.
Guy: (is missing a boot)
Joey: (picks up a boot) Who's missing a boot?
Yugi: (points to leg w/ no boot) He is! He is!
Joey: (skips over, puts boot on him.) Here you go sir! ^-^ (doesn't realize he's "dead", goes back over to Kaiba)
Kaiba: Joey, he's dead.
Joey: O_o SHIT! I put a boot on a dead guy! (goes over to him, pokes him) I've never seen a dead guy before..
Everyone: (sweatdrops)
Yugi: What are those bright lights?
Yami: SHIT! Someone's coming! Quick, stuff him in the trunk!
Everyone: Eeeeewwwwwwww!
Yami: Not that "trunk" you morons. I meant stuff him in the trunk!!
Everyone: Oh. (stuff "dead" guy in trunk)
Yami: (tries to close it) Damn! It's stuck!
"Dead" Guy: (awakens) (sits up) Huh?
Yami: (slams on hood real hard)
"Dead" Guy: ("dies"...again)
Car that's approaching: (stops, windows are fogged with smoke, they open) (smoke seethes out)
Yami: (leans on trunk casually) (whispers) Act cool!
All: (lean on trunk)
Joey: (break dances)
Everyone: O.o
Joey: What?! It's cool, isn't it?
Malik: (sticks head out window) Ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt, son!
Bakura: (does the same) Whoo! Das da shit!
Ryou: (in skimpy outfit, walks out) (is smoking, sits on hood like show girl)
Marik: (looks out window) Watcha hidin' in da tttttttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkk???
Yami: Nothin'.
Marik: (too high and too stupid) Okie dokie, darier..
Yami: Okay, go away. (makes shooing motion)
Bakura: No need to be hatin'.
Ryou: (walks back inside, sits on Bakura's lap)
All: (drive off)
Yugi: We just killed a guy! What do we do now?!
Yami: That's easy.
Yugi: What?
Yami: Dunno.
Kaiba: (slaps them) You morons, we dump the body!
Yami: and you did this before?
Kaiba: (suspiciously) No..
Yugi: But where? And what if we're caught?! I don't wanna go to jail! ;_;
Kaiba: (shoves Yami and Yugi in back seat, goes to the front w/ Joey) We'll dump him in the bay! (drive off)
(at the bay, Yami drags "dead" guy on the dock)
Joey: Now what?
Kaiba: We strip him, take his things, and toss him in the water.
Yugi: I'm not doing that!
Joey: Me neither!
Yami: Dibs on his credit cards! .. oh, I'll do it. My homosexual tendencies are in overdrive right now.
Everyone: O.o
Yami: (strips the guy completely)
Yugi: O_O woah.
Yami: What?
Yugi: Large... Member... (cough)
Yami: (sweatdrops) -_- (tosses "dead" guy)
"Dead" guy: (is drowning)
Kaiba: A word of this to anyone, and your balls get chopped off.
Everyone: O_O
Kaiba: And you meet the same fate. With the addition of your members shoved up your asses, your balls set for scientific research, your sperm given to Tea, and your nipples sold on e-bay. Get it?
Everyone: ;_; Y-yes...
Kaiba: Good.
~~~
Mavelus: O_O Oh my gawd!!! (runs away)
KaibaPuppy: HAHAHAHA!! You are such a virgin!
Mavelus: Shut up, you are too!
KaibaPuppy: -_- leave me alone.
Mavelus: UGH! So DISTURBING!!! I won't be shocked if we're flamed.
KaibaPuppy: ^-^ Then we'll give those who flame us the same fate Kaiba mentioned.
Mavelus: What about the female reviewers?
Kaiba: (comes out of nowhere) We'll deflate their boobs, burn their panties, take their men and screw them senseless.
Mavelus: O_O (faints) @_@
KaibaPuppy: I love my muse. ^-^ How come you guys aren't supporting Mavelus, didn't she proclaim you two as muses?
Bakura and Yami: (are reading magazines)
Bakura: Could care less.. hey, did you know sex can be good for the skin?
Yami: Where'd you hear that?
Bakura: Read this, an article of unusual facts.
Yami: (takes magazine) Holy shit, did you read this; "If you have sex you can lose up to ten pounds in one night"!
Mavelus: Stop talking about sex!!!
Bakura: I thought you were dead.
Mavelus: -_- Damn my muses. R/R please..