Scary Movie; YGO Style!
By: GodessesOfTwistedFate
Mavelus: MWAHAHAHA!! Have we gotten you in Derek?! It's me you moron! HAHAHA!!! I am DARING you to read this, review it, and I mean read ALL of it! That' right, you heard me, ALL of it!! (refusing would mean you back down on a challenge, and that means I get to keep every new card you get! HAHA!!)
Bakura: O.o What is WRONG with you?! You know he hates yaoi.
KaibaPuppy: ^-^ That's the fun of it, we're gonna TORTURE him. Hey, can we have Ryou lap dance him?
Bakura: FUCK NO! (glomps Ryou) MINE!
Ryou: ^-^
Mavelus: (ponders) on another note, I'm totally SHOCKED that we came back to good reviews.
KaibaPuppy: ^-^ Heehee! See, told you we're loved.
Mavelus: -_- Meh.
KaibaPuppy: ..can we still have Ryou lap dance him?
Mavelus: (smiles evilly) We'll see. I have a phone call to make.
~~~
Chapter 2:
~*~
(Two years later, at Domino High, Yugi, Malik, and Joey are walking on campus)
(Limo drives up, Ryou steps out dressed in a sweater and jeans)
Mr. Ryou'sDad: Bye, son, have a good day.
Ryou: Bye daddy! (all sweet and innocent)
Mr. Ryou'sDad: Bye. (drives off)
Ryou: (runs over to Yugi, Malik, and Joey) Is he gone?
Yugi: (looks behind him) Uh, yeah.
Ryou: Oh, thank Ra. (tears off sweater and jeans, is wearing a dominatrix outfit)
Yugi: O_O oh my...
Malik: (hands Ryou make up... and weed)
Joey: Nice.
Ryou: (putting on lipstick)
Yugi: Oh, you shouldn't wear that. They animal test it, see? (pulls out picture of gorilla)
Pic: (is smothered in make up that Yugi put there)
Ryou: Meh. (continues putting on make up)
Yugi: (shrugs)
All: (go to the water fountain, where Marik and Bakura are smoking.. weed.)
Fountain: (the plaque "Once you go gay you stay that way", statue on top of fountain, two guys screwing)
All: Hey guys.
Bakura: (looks at Yugi) Where's dat Yami o' yours?
Marik: Yeah, he live so close. (points to trailer... Where Yami lives)
Yami: (comes out, approaches group, is smoking weed) (sees Yugi) O_O (throws weed quickly)
Random Dude: (gets hit by weed, is set on fire) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! (dives into fountain) X_x
Everyone: (looks, shrugs)
Yami: Hey, babe. (hugs Yugi)
Kaiba: (comes out of nowhere) I'm here!
Ryou: (being a sassy bitch) So? (smokes more weed)
Tea: (is just there)
Tristan: (is... there?)
Bell: (rings) (everyone goes to class)
~*~
(Yugi's Class)
Yugi: (is sitting and listening to the teacher)
Teacher: Blah, blah, blah, ... oh, fuck it. (sits down)
Yugi: (looks out window)
Window: (is pretty)
Yugi: (sees scary guy w/ a hook)
Scary Killer Dude: (waves hook like crazy, has tantrum, falls over) DAMNIT! (has a seizure)
Doctor: (comes over, fixes him, goes away)
Scary Killer Dude: (stands up like nothing happened, tries to look scary)
Yugi: (raises eyebrow, looks away, sees note on desk) Huh? (reads note)
Note: I know what you did last summer....
Yugi: (thinks)
*FLASHBACK*
(Yami and Yugi are sitting under a tree, having a picnic)
Yami: (feeds Yugi a hotdog)
Yugi: (tries to eat it, problem though-) ?_?
Yami: (is moving it in and out, like dildo) ^_^
*END FLASHBACK*
Yugi: Hm.. (finds another note on desk)
Note: Not THAT you bitch! The guy you killed! (mutters) Stupid fuck...
Yugi: (gasps)
~*~
(in locker room)
Tristan: (has finished his shower, is naked. ((EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!)) But thankfully, wearing a towel. Goes to locker, opens it, finds pic)
Pic: (shows Tristan's mini dick)
Tristan: O_O (slams locker) WHO DID THIS YOU SICK FUCK?!?!?!?! COME OUT HERE!!!!
~*~
(at water fountain)
Malik and Marik: (are making out and smoking weed at the same time. How that's possible only Ra knows)
Bakura: (playing around w/ Ryou's belts on his dominatrix outfit) ^_^
Ryou: (whips him) Bad, no touchy.
Bakura: O.o .. ^_^ Yes, sir!
Ryou: Call me master.
Bakura: Yes Master! ^___________^
Kaiba: (has his hands in Joey's pants) ^_^
Joey: Oh, Seto...... (moans)
Yami: (is watching, is VERY horny)
Tea: (trying to put on make up, is still very ugly, blue eye shadow is everywhere but her eyes)
Yugi: (runs up) Yami, I have to tell you something.
Yami: (looks at Yugi like he's lunch, is still VERY horny) Yeah? (licks lips)
Tristan: (runs in, runs over to group) Hey, look at my report card! (holds up report card) All F's!
Report Card: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...... DUMBASS!!!!
Tea: You got one A. (points to "A" in "Dumbass") You're so smart! (makes out w/ Tristan)
Everyone: Eeeeewwwwwwwww...
T/T: (stop, get up)
Tristan: I also got this. (holds up pic) I found it in my locker.
Pic: (is of Tristan's mini dick)
Everyone: (laughs)
Yugi: Yami and I have the same problem!
Yami: O.o
Tristan: Yami's got a mini dick too?!
Yami: O_O
Yugi: Nnnnnnnnnnoooooooo! We got notes!
Tristan: ... Oh. (tries to make it look like it's not important) -_-
Tea: Hey, aren't you guys coming to the Miss Ugly pageant?! I am, I'm a contestant! (ugly smile) ^-%
Yami: Oh, good Ra! O_O
Yugi: Yeah, we're going.
Marik: We goin' too.
Yami: Why?
Bakura: Malik found some hot places to smoke some weed!
Joey: (shrug) Hot make out spots.
Kaiba: No comment.
Ryou: (points to Bakura, Marik, and Malik) I'm with them. (smokes weed)
Joey: Why are you going?
Yugi: .... I actually have no idea.
Yami: In an attempt to lose my virginity, I follow Yugi everywhere. Also, in attempt to lose my vision temporarily (for scientific purposes), I follow Tea everywhere.
Yugi: (is oblivious)
Tea: ^-%
Yami: Ugh.. (shudders)
Snoop Dogg and Fat Joe: (random rap) Smoke.... everyday!
~~~
Mavelus: No kiddies! Don't smoke everyday, don't smoke at all! It's bad, bad I say!! Well, I'm less freaked this chapter. ^-^ It wasn't too lemony! Heehee!
KaibaPuppy: Miss Ugly pageant? Gee, that's original.
Mavelus: -_- Yeah, you thought it up.
KaibaPuppy: A-duh??? ^-^ Okies! Oh, oh, can we have Ryou lap dance Derek, PLEASE?????
Mavelus: O_O I was kidding.
KaibaPuppy: -_- I wanna see him suffer!
Mavelus: I don't want poor Ryou to suffer. But, if he flames, whatever. But if Ryou gets clitters disease I'm blaming you!
KaibaPuppy: But how? Ryou can't get clitters!
Mavelus: O.o Trust me, Yami caught it. We were lucky to save his arm from transforming!!!
Yami: They kept me in bubble!!! (cries)
Bakura: O.o
Kaiba: You're all disturbing.
KaibaPuppy: AH! (points to Kaiba's arm) CLITTERS!
Kaiba: (jumps) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
KaibaPuppy: (grins) HA HA!!! ^__________________^
Mavelus: Rrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttt.... -_- R/R please.
By: GodessesOfTwistedFate
Mavelus: MWAHAHAHA!! Have we gotten you in Derek?! It's me you moron! HAHAHA!!! I am DARING you to read this, review it, and I mean read ALL of it! That' right, you heard me, ALL of it!! (refusing would mean you back down on a challenge, and that means I get to keep every new card you get! HAHA!!)
Bakura: O.o What is WRONG with you?! You know he hates yaoi.
KaibaPuppy: ^-^ That's the fun of it, we're gonna TORTURE him. Hey, can we have Ryou lap dance him?
Bakura: FUCK NO! (glomps Ryou) MINE!
Ryou: ^-^
Mavelus: (ponders) on another note, I'm totally SHOCKED that we came back to good reviews.
KaibaPuppy: ^-^ Heehee! See, told you we're loved.
Mavelus: -_- Meh.
KaibaPuppy: ..can we still have Ryou lap dance him?
Mavelus: (smiles evilly) We'll see. I have a phone call to make.
~~~
Chapter 2:
~*~
(Two years later, at Domino High, Yugi, Malik, and Joey are walking on campus)
(Limo drives up, Ryou steps out dressed in a sweater and jeans)
Mr. Ryou'sDad: Bye, son, have a good day.
Ryou: Bye daddy! (all sweet and innocent)
Mr. Ryou'sDad: Bye. (drives off)
Ryou: (runs over to Yugi, Malik, and Joey) Is he gone?
Yugi: (looks behind him) Uh, yeah.
Ryou: Oh, thank Ra. (tears off sweater and jeans, is wearing a dominatrix outfit)
Yugi: O_O oh my...
Malik: (hands Ryou make up... and weed)
Joey: Nice.
Ryou: (putting on lipstick)
Yugi: Oh, you shouldn't wear that. They animal test it, see? (pulls out picture of gorilla)
Pic: (is smothered in make up that Yugi put there)
Ryou: Meh. (continues putting on make up)
Yugi: (shrugs)
All: (go to the water fountain, where Marik and Bakura are smoking.. weed.)
Fountain: (the plaque "Once you go gay you stay that way", statue on top of fountain, two guys screwing)
All: Hey guys.
Bakura: (looks at Yugi) Where's dat Yami o' yours?
Marik: Yeah, he live so close. (points to trailer... Where Yami lives)
Yami: (comes out, approaches group, is smoking weed) (sees Yugi) O_O (throws weed quickly)
Random Dude: (gets hit by weed, is set on fire) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! (dives into fountain) X_x
Everyone: (looks, shrugs)
Yami: Hey, babe. (hugs Yugi)
Kaiba: (comes out of nowhere) I'm here!
Ryou: (being a sassy bitch) So? (smokes more weed)
Tea: (is just there)
Tristan: (is... there?)
Bell: (rings) (everyone goes to class)
~*~
(Yugi's Class)
Yugi: (is sitting and listening to the teacher)
Teacher: Blah, blah, blah, ... oh, fuck it. (sits down)
Yugi: (looks out window)
Window: (is pretty)
Yugi: (sees scary guy w/ a hook)
Scary Killer Dude: (waves hook like crazy, has tantrum, falls over) DAMNIT! (has a seizure)
Doctor: (comes over, fixes him, goes away)
Scary Killer Dude: (stands up like nothing happened, tries to look scary)
Yugi: (raises eyebrow, looks away, sees note on desk) Huh? (reads note)
Note: I know what you did last summer....
Yugi: (thinks)
*FLASHBACK*
(Yami and Yugi are sitting under a tree, having a picnic)
Yami: (feeds Yugi a hotdog)
Yugi: (tries to eat it, problem though-) ?_?
Yami: (is moving it in and out, like dildo) ^_^
*END FLASHBACK*
Yugi: Hm.. (finds another note on desk)
Note: Not THAT you bitch! The guy you killed! (mutters) Stupid fuck...
Yugi: (gasps)
~*~
(in locker room)
Tristan: (has finished his shower, is naked. ((EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!)) But thankfully, wearing a towel. Goes to locker, opens it, finds pic)
Pic: (shows Tristan's mini dick)
Tristan: O_O (slams locker) WHO DID THIS YOU SICK FUCK?!?!?!?! COME OUT HERE!!!!
~*~
(at water fountain)
Malik and Marik: (are making out and smoking weed at the same time. How that's possible only Ra knows)
Bakura: (playing around w/ Ryou's belts on his dominatrix outfit) ^_^
Ryou: (whips him) Bad, no touchy.
Bakura: O.o .. ^_^ Yes, sir!
Ryou: Call me master.
Bakura: Yes Master! ^___________^
Kaiba: (has his hands in Joey's pants) ^_^
Joey: Oh, Seto...... (moans)
Yami: (is watching, is VERY horny)
Tea: (trying to put on make up, is still very ugly, blue eye shadow is everywhere but her eyes)
Yugi: (runs up) Yami, I have to tell you something.
Yami: (looks at Yugi like he's lunch, is still VERY horny) Yeah? (licks lips)
Tristan: (runs in, runs over to group) Hey, look at my report card! (holds up report card) All F's!
Report Card: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...... DUMBASS!!!!
Tea: You got one A. (points to "A" in "Dumbass") You're so smart! (makes out w/ Tristan)
Everyone: Eeeeewwwwwwwww...
T/T: (stop, get up)
Tristan: I also got this. (holds up pic) I found it in my locker.
Pic: (is of Tristan's mini dick)
Everyone: (laughs)
Yugi: Yami and I have the same problem!
Yami: O.o
Tristan: Yami's got a mini dick too?!
Yami: O_O
Yugi: Nnnnnnnnnnoooooooo! We got notes!
Tristan: ... Oh. (tries to make it look like it's not important) -_-
Tea: Hey, aren't you guys coming to the Miss Ugly pageant?! I am, I'm a contestant! (ugly smile) ^-%
Yami: Oh, good Ra! O_O
Yugi: Yeah, we're going.
Marik: We goin' too.
Yami: Why?
Bakura: Malik found some hot places to smoke some weed!
Joey: (shrug) Hot make out spots.
Kaiba: No comment.
Ryou: (points to Bakura, Marik, and Malik) I'm with them. (smokes weed)
Joey: Why are you going?
Yugi: .... I actually have no idea.
Yami: In an attempt to lose my virginity, I follow Yugi everywhere. Also, in attempt to lose my vision temporarily (for scientific purposes), I follow Tea everywhere.
Yugi: (is oblivious)
Tea: ^-%
Yami: Ugh.. (shudders)
Snoop Dogg and Fat Joe: (random rap) Smoke.... everyday!
~~~
Mavelus: No kiddies! Don't smoke everyday, don't smoke at all! It's bad, bad I say!! Well, I'm less freaked this chapter. ^-^ It wasn't too lemony! Heehee!
KaibaPuppy: Miss Ugly pageant? Gee, that's original.
Mavelus: -_- Yeah, you thought it up.
KaibaPuppy: A-duh??? ^-^ Okies! Oh, oh, can we have Ryou lap dance Derek, PLEASE?????
Mavelus: O_O I was kidding.
KaibaPuppy: -_- I wanna see him suffer!
Mavelus: I don't want poor Ryou to suffer. But, if he flames, whatever. But if Ryou gets clitters disease I'm blaming you!
KaibaPuppy: But how? Ryou can't get clitters!
Mavelus: O.o Trust me, Yami caught it. We were lucky to save his arm from transforming!!!
Yami: They kept me in bubble!!! (cries)
Bakura: O.o
Kaiba: You're all disturbing.
KaibaPuppy: AH! (points to Kaiba's arm) CLITTERS!
Kaiba: (jumps) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
KaibaPuppy: (grins) HA HA!!! ^__________________^
Mavelus: Rrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttt.... -_- R/R please.