The Many Strange Adventures of Will and Elizabeth
A.N. This is my first POTC story, but I hope it`s funny.
Disclaimer: I don`t own POTC, Disney does, I don`t own any of the songs,
the people who wrote them do, and I`m not making any money on this
whatsoever. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Chapter one, Of Volunteering At Old Folks Homes
"Hi there old peoples!"
The two sixteen year olds, Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann, had volunteered at an old folks home. Well, actually, they didn`t volunteer, governor Swann made them do it, so they were stuck doing cardio with the seniors.
"Okay then, let`s do ,um, dances today." Will said.
"Dances! I can`t dance, you can`t dance, and they can dance." Elizabeth hissed at him.
"Just follow my lead, okay?" Will hissed back at her, "Now follow me!" He said loudly to the seniors.
Will turned on the music he brought. 'Y.M.C.A.' started playing first.
"Oh you just had to bring this one didn`t you" Elizabeth was not in a good mood at all.
"Yes, I did. Now just stay with me, or I`ll tell everyone about that little milk duds incident."
"Fine"
They both started doing the Y.M.C.A., and the seniors did too, but at a much slower pace than the song itself. After the third repeating of the song, Will started to sing along without noticing.
"It`s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A., it`s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A-A."
Elizabeth kicked him. "Can we please do a new song? One that you do not know the words to?"
"Fine" Will put on 'Macho Man'.
"Not one by the village people?"
"Fine" Will put on 'R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.' on.
"I don`t know how to dance to this one. It`s kind of hard to make a R and a K with your arms."
"Do you want me to put on tango music?"
"You can`t tango with yourself. I`ve tried."
"Fine! You pick"
"I will, Will."
"Bad pun."
"Not intended. Now music. Hmm"
Elizabeth finally decided on the can-can.
"The CAN-CAN!"
"It will be actual cardio."
"No. Nononononononono. No no no n-"
Elizabeth had some duct tape handy, and used it to tape his mouth shut.
"I love you duct tape. Any way, seniors get in a strait line, and do the can-can!"
So they did, including Will, though it was hard to get him to.
"And up, and down, and up, and down! And that's enough of that song, now find a dance partner, and we shall tango!" Elizabeth yelled while she still had power (While Will figures out that it will only hurt around his mouth if he pulls the duct tape off).
Elizabeth got to dance with some very active man in his late sixties, but Will had to dance with some slow , sluggish, almost blind, woman in her nineties, who was so short, Will had to bend over almost all the way to tango with her.
"Mlizabmf!" Will shouted trying to say 'Elizabeth'.
"Yes Will?" Elizabeth said sweetly.
"Mill you peas `et m a `efmrmt `ans partnmr?"
"What?"
"Mill you peas `et m a `efmrmt `ans partnmr?"
"What?"
"Nmver mind!"
"Okay!"
After tangoing for several minutes, Elizabeth decided to let Will talk again. She ripped the duct tape off very quickly, so he had red all around his mouth.
"OW!" Will yelled,"Did you have to pull it off so fast?"
"If I pulled it off slowly, it would hurt more." Elizabeth said knowingly.
"Well, it wouldn`t make me look like I had lipstick on badly."
"Well, oh well. Just learn to live with these things!"
The seniors had started chanting "Fight, fight, fight, fight!"
So, the youngest people in the old folk's home started to fight. After a minute or two of fighting, Elizabeth had Will in a headlock, and he couldn`t breathe.
"Uncle!" he gasped, "Uncle, uncle!"
"Aw, okay." So she let go of him.
"Now back to cardio!"
"Um, our hour is up, but, the next class will be here soon." The man Elizabeth danced with, whose name was Bob, said.
"We have to do another whole hour!" Will and Elizabeth said with eyes wide in horror.
"Yes, but it won't be bad, this one wasn't, after all. You'll have to do it all day." Bob said calmly.
At that, Will and Elizabeth fainted.
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A.N. I hope that is as funny as it seemed like when I wrote it. I chose 'Y.M.C.A.' as, I've heard of the Will/Jack slash, so A tribute, though I don't support it. Please read and review, but no flames unless you want me
to laugh at you, not publicly, but I will laugh at flamers.
That`s all folk's!
Myestats
A.N. This is my first POTC story, but I hope it`s funny.
Disclaimer: I don`t own POTC, Disney does, I don`t own any of the songs,
the people who wrote them do, and I`m not making any money on this
whatsoever. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Chapter one, Of Volunteering At Old Folks Homes
"Hi there old peoples!"
The two sixteen year olds, Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann, had volunteered at an old folks home. Well, actually, they didn`t volunteer, governor Swann made them do it, so they were stuck doing cardio with the seniors.
"Okay then, let`s do ,um, dances today." Will said.
"Dances! I can`t dance, you can`t dance, and they can dance." Elizabeth hissed at him.
"Just follow my lead, okay?" Will hissed back at her, "Now follow me!" He said loudly to the seniors.
Will turned on the music he brought. 'Y.M.C.A.' started playing first.
"Oh you just had to bring this one didn`t you" Elizabeth was not in a good mood at all.
"Yes, I did. Now just stay with me, or I`ll tell everyone about that little milk duds incident."
"Fine"
They both started doing the Y.M.C.A., and the seniors did too, but at a much slower pace than the song itself. After the third repeating of the song, Will started to sing along without noticing.
"It`s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A., it`s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A-A."
Elizabeth kicked him. "Can we please do a new song? One that you do not know the words to?"
"Fine" Will put on 'Macho Man'.
"Not one by the village people?"
"Fine" Will put on 'R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.' on.
"I don`t know how to dance to this one. It`s kind of hard to make a R and a K with your arms."
"Do you want me to put on tango music?"
"You can`t tango with yourself. I`ve tried."
"Fine! You pick"
"I will, Will."
"Bad pun."
"Not intended. Now music. Hmm"
Elizabeth finally decided on the can-can.
"The CAN-CAN!"
"It will be actual cardio."
"No. Nononononononono. No no no n-"
Elizabeth had some duct tape handy, and used it to tape his mouth shut.
"I love you duct tape. Any way, seniors get in a strait line, and do the can-can!"
So they did, including Will, though it was hard to get him to.
"And up, and down, and up, and down! And that's enough of that song, now find a dance partner, and we shall tango!" Elizabeth yelled while she still had power (While Will figures out that it will only hurt around his mouth if he pulls the duct tape off).
Elizabeth got to dance with some very active man in his late sixties, but Will had to dance with some slow , sluggish, almost blind, woman in her nineties, who was so short, Will had to bend over almost all the way to tango with her.
"Mlizabmf!" Will shouted trying to say 'Elizabeth'.
"Yes Will?" Elizabeth said sweetly.
"Mill you peas `et m a `efmrmt `ans partnmr?"
"What?"
"Mill you peas `et m a `efmrmt `ans partnmr?"
"What?"
"Nmver mind!"
"Okay!"
After tangoing for several minutes, Elizabeth decided to let Will talk again. She ripped the duct tape off very quickly, so he had red all around his mouth.
"OW!" Will yelled,"Did you have to pull it off so fast?"
"If I pulled it off slowly, it would hurt more." Elizabeth said knowingly.
"Well, it wouldn`t make me look like I had lipstick on badly."
"Well, oh well. Just learn to live with these things!"
The seniors had started chanting "Fight, fight, fight, fight!"
So, the youngest people in the old folk's home started to fight. After a minute or two of fighting, Elizabeth had Will in a headlock, and he couldn`t breathe.
"Uncle!" he gasped, "Uncle, uncle!"
"Aw, okay." So she let go of him.
"Now back to cardio!"
"Um, our hour is up, but, the next class will be here soon." The man Elizabeth danced with, whose name was Bob, said.
"We have to do another whole hour!" Will and Elizabeth said with eyes wide in horror.
"Yes, but it won't be bad, this one wasn't, after all. You'll have to do it all day." Bob said calmly.
At that, Will and Elizabeth fainted.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
A.N. I hope that is as funny as it seemed like when I wrote it. I chose 'Y.M.C.A.' as, I've heard of the Will/Jack slash, so A tribute, though I don't support it. Please read and review, but no flames unless you want me
to laugh at you, not publicly, but I will laugh at flamers.
That`s all folk's!
Myestats