The Many Strange Adventures of Will and Elizabeth
A.N. MWAHAHA! I feel like making you all suffer, so I'm not telling you about 'That little milk duds incident'.
Disclaimer: I don't own POTC, Disney does, I don't own 'Twist and shout', The Beatles do, and I'm not making any money on this whatsoever. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Chapter two, Of cleaning can be...fun
"Aww, dad! Do we have to?"
Two fourteen-year-olds, who just happened to be our stars, were complaining in front of governor Swann.
"Yes, dear, you do have to, but it's just your room." He said
"You have no idea how big my room is." Elizabeth whispered to Will.
"Honey, just do it."
"Fine dad."
~~A few minutes later in Elizabeth's room~~
"Well, just because dad said that I have to clean my room, doesn't mean that you can't help me, right?" Elizabeth asked Will.
"I suppose so." Will answered.
"You want to make it fun?"
"Sure, but how?"
"Leave that to the magic boom box!"
"The magic boom box?"
"The magic boom box!"
"Okay, let's do it!"
"First, let me bring out, the magic boom box!"
"Okay, I'll watch."
"Okay."
Elizabeth walked to her closet. She opened it. She got buried under all the stuff in it.
"Mmmf"
"Magical macaroni masters foundation?"
Elizabeth got out from under the huge pile of random stuff.
"Magical macaroni masters foundation?"
"We thought of it last year, remember?"
"Oh yeah, M.M.M.F."
"Exactly, now, we're supposed to be cleaning, and to do that, we need this, right?"
Will pulled a boom box out of the middle of the pile.
"Yep. Radio or C.D."
"Radio."
"Okay. Let us find a station."
"Okay."
Elizabeth turned the magic boom box on, and the first station played something like this:
"I'll, bleepity bleep bleep bleep, you'll bleepity bleep bleep bleep!"
The next station played this:
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA!"
They went through several stations until they got to a classic rock station.
"This'll do." Will said.
They both started cleaning by just picking up clothes and such. They finished that soon, and then they did more regular cleaning things. After that, they did the dusting and that stuff. That's when things started to get odd.
The next song to come on was 'Twist and Shout' by The Beatles.
Will and Elizabeth both knew all the words, so they sang. Kind of. They really couldn't sing. But they still sang.
"Well, shake it up, baby now!" Will sang.
"Shake it baby!" Elizabeth was the echo for this verse.
"Twist and shout!"
"Twist and shout."
"C`mon c`mon c`mon c`mon baby now,"
"Come on baby."
"Come on and work it on out!"
"Work it on out."
For the next verse, Elizabeth sang and Will echoed.
"Well, work it on out, honey!"
"Work it on out!"
"You know you look so good."
"Look so good."
"You know you got me goin' now!"
"Got me goin'!"
"Just like I knew you would!"
"Like I knew you would!"
They switched again. (Switched again.)
"Shake it up baby, now!"
"Shake it up baby!"
"Twist and shout!"
"Twist and shout!"
"C`mon c`mon c`mon c`mon baby, now!"
"Come on baby!"
"Come on and work it all out!"
"Work it all out!"
They sang together this time. (Together this time.)
"You know you twist your little girl! Twist, little girl! You know you twist so fine! Twist so fine! C`mon and twist a little closer, now! Twist a little closer! And let me know that your mine! Know your mine!"
The maids and butlers had been outside Elizabeth's door so they could hear the song, and they couldn't help themselves. They barged in waving their hands above their heads and sang.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Will and Elizabeth were surprised, but they kept singing. (Kept singing!) The maids and butlers and such were the echoes this time. (Echoes this time.)
"Well shake it up baby now!"
"Shake it up baby!"
"Twist and shout!"
"Twist and shout!"
"C`mon c`mon c`mon c`mon baby, now!"
"Come on baby!"
"Come on and work it all out!"
"Work it all out!"
Will and Elizabeth jumped onto her bed and started bouncing on it while singing. (While singing.)
"You know you twist your little girl!"
"Twist, little girl!"
"You know you twist so fine!"
"Twist so fine!"
"C`mon and twist a little closer now1"
"Twist a little closer!"
"And let me know that you're mine!"
"Now you're mine!"
Everybody was singing now.
"Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, now! Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, now! Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, now!"
Governor Swann stormed in after hearing the noise and wondered what was going on, but before he got to was, he stopped and saw that Elizabeth's room was very, very clean, and they were just having some fun.
"Well Elizabeth, how did you do it?" He asked.
"Oh, nothing much. Just a little help from the magic boom box." She said.
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A.N. Okay, this one's a lot longer, but hopefully just as funny. I actually thought of the magical macaroni masters foundation, A.K.A. M.M.M.F. I also
thought of the magic boom box. I do often sing to songs on C.D.s when I
clean, so I know it works. Now, to my wonderful reviewers:
Z: Yes, a slash is a homosexual relationship, so yeah, and it turns out I've found Will/Norrington slash too.
Regi/goonies freak: Yay, you love it.
Bye, Myesyats.
A.N. MWAHAHA! I feel like making you all suffer, so I'm not telling you about 'That little milk duds incident'.
Disclaimer: I don't own POTC, Disney does, I don't own 'Twist and shout', The Beatles do, and I'm not making any money on this whatsoever. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Chapter two, Of cleaning can be...fun
"Aww, dad! Do we have to?"
Two fourteen-year-olds, who just happened to be our stars, were complaining in front of governor Swann.
"Yes, dear, you do have to, but it's just your room." He said
"You have no idea how big my room is." Elizabeth whispered to Will.
"Honey, just do it."
"Fine dad."
~~A few minutes later in Elizabeth's room~~
"Well, just because dad said that I have to clean my room, doesn't mean that you can't help me, right?" Elizabeth asked Will.
"I suppose so." Will answered.
"You want to make it fun?"
"Sure, but how?"
"Leave that to the magic boom box!"
"The magic boom box?"
"The magic boom box!"
"Okay, let's do it!"
"First, let me bring out, the magic boom box!"
"Okay, I'll watch."
"Okay."
Elizabeth walked to her closet. She opened it. She got buried under all the stuff in it.
"Mmmf"
"Magical macaroni masters foundation?"
Elizabeth got out from under the huge pile of random stuff.
"Magical macaroni masters foundation?"
"We thought of it last year, remember?"
"Oh yeah, M.M.M.F."
"Exactly, now, we're supposed to be cleaning, and to do that, we need this, right?"
Will pulled a boom box out of the middle of the pile.
"Yep. Radio or C.D."
"Radio."
"Okay. Let us find a station."
"Okay."
Elizabeth turned the magic boom box on, and the first station played something like this:
"I'll, bleepity bleep bleep bleep, you'll bleepity bleep bleep bleep!"
The next station played this:
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA!"
They went through several stations until they got to a classic rock station.
"This'll do." Will said.
They both started cleaning by just picking up clothes and such. They finished that soon, and then they did more regular cleaning things. After that, they did the dusting and that stuff. That's when things started to get odd.
The next song to come on was 'Twist and Shout' by The Beatles.
Will and Elizabeth both knew all the words, so they sang. Kind of. They really couldn't sing. But they still sang.
"Well, shake it up, baby now!" Will sang.
"Shake it baby!" Elizabeth was the echo for this verse.
"Twist and shout!"
"Twist and shout."
"C`mon c`mon c`mon c`mon baby now,"
"Come on baby."
"Come on and work it on out!"
"Work it on out."
For the next verse, Elizabeth sang and Will echoed.
"Well, work it on out, honey!"
"Work it on out!"
"You know you look so good."
"Look so good."
"You know you got me goin' now!"
"Got me goin'!"
"Just like I knew you would!"
"Like I knew you would!"
They switched again. (Switched again.)
"Shake it up baby, now!"
"Shake it up baby!"
"Twist and shout!"
"Twist and shout!"
"C`mon c`mon c`mon c`mon baby, now!"
"Come on baby!"
"Come on and work it all out!"
"Work it all out!"
They sang together this time. (Together this time.)
"You know you twist your little girl! Twist, little girl! You know you twist so fine! Twist so fine! C`mon and twist a little closer, now! Twist a little closer! And let me know that your mine! Know your mine!"
The maids and butlers had been outside Elizabeth's door so they could hear the song, and they couldn't help themselves. They barged in waving their hands above their heads and sang.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Will and Elizabeth were surprised, but they kept singing. (Kept singing!) The maids and butlers and such were the echoes this time. (Echoes this time.)
"Well shake it up baby now!"
"Shake it up baby!"
"Twist and shout!"
"Twist and shout!"
"C`mon c`mon c`mon c`mon baby, now!"
"Come on baby!"
"Come on and work it all out!"
"Work it all out!"
Will and Elizabeth jumped onto her bed and started bouncing on it while singing. (While singing.)
"You know you twist your little girl!"
"Twist, little girl!"
"You know you twist so fine!"
"Twist so fine!"
"C`mon and twist a little closer now1"
"Twist a little closer!"
"And let me know that you're mine!"
"Now you're mine!"
Everybody was singing now.
"Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, now! Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, now! Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, now!"
Governor Swann stormed in after hearing the noise and wondered what was going on, but before he got to was, he stopped and saw that Elizabeth's room was very, very clean, and they were just having some fun.
"Well Elizabeth, how did you do it?" He asked.
"Oh, nothing much. Just a little help from the magic boom box." She said.
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A.N. Okay, this one's a lot longer, but hopefully just as funny. I actually thought of the magical macaroni masters foundation, A.K.A. M.M.M.F. I also
thought of the magic boom box. I do often sing to songs on C.D.s when I
clean, so I know it works. Now, to my wonderful reviewers:
Z: Yes, a slash is a homosexual relationship, so yeah, and it turns out I've found Will/Norrington slash too.
Regi/goonies freak: Yay, you love it.
Bye, Myesyats.