Hey everybody! I was reading Harry Potter 5 for like, the millionth
time and watching Survivor at the same time, so I had a GREAT idea. Why not
do a Survivor: Harry Potter style? First, I'm a hardcore Survivor fan, so
this is PERFECT. I've also seen ones like The Bachelor, and all those other
ones, but this'd be really fun to write............ So, without further
ado, on with the fic!
Chapter 1: Arrival
A couple of years after Harry Potter's year graduated from Hogwarts, an opportunity popped up, which many witches and wizards took advantage of. The muggle television show, Survivor, was making its way to the wizarding world.
Sixteen individuals were carefully selected and put on a vast ferry, often referred to as Ares, or Bringer of War.
'How on EARTH did I end up here?' was probably the most common thought running through 16 heads on the boat that day. No one knew what to expect, but suddenly, a very dark, smiley woman walked out of a shadowy corner. She turned and stared fixedly on a nearby camera.
"Hello, and welcome to the first Magical Survivor. I am your host, Ann McCarthy, and I look forward to spending a lot of time with these wonderful people," she sang. She turned and motioned for them to remove their earplugs. The boat started to slow down while everyone gathered around the front of the boat.
Draco Malfoy, who was now one of the wizarding world's most eligible bachelors, looked around him at the women. 'Not bad,' he thought to himself. He recognized some, such as the cute Patil twins, and the annoying Pansy Parkinson. 'Great,' he thought. 'Just what I need, an annoying pug- faced banshee following me around everywhere. Pray God that she's not in my tribe.' He noticed then two extraordinary pretty women. One had honey curls cascading down her back, and the other had stick-straight black hair to her chest.
"Welcome, everyone! I am your host, and this is Survivor: Greece. You're about to be sorted into your tribes..." Anne McCarthy started to say, but was soon interrupted by a red-headed young girl with huge cerulean eyes.
"Who are you? I thought Jeff Probst was the host of all the Survivors!" she exclaimed. Ann didn't look the least bit hurt, and responded,
"I'm Ann McCarthy, again, your host. Mr. Probst was not available to host the-"
"You mean he was too muggle," interrupted one of the Patil twins. The pretty girl with curls scoffed. Ann glared at the Patil twin before plastering another smile on her face.
"Well, yes, he is indeed a muggle, and if we had him host the show for a long period of time, it would be too difficult to modify his memory," she retorted through gritted teeth.
Everyone could tell right away she was an impatient woman who would have a difficult time managing everyone. She pulled out a long list of names.
"I'm about to sort you into your tribes. No, don't be silly, Mr. Weasley, I'm not using a sorting hat like at Hogwarts," she chirped. Draco Malfoy looked around. 'There was a Weasley here, eh?' he thought. However, he couldn't find him. In fact, he didn't see any of the Golden Trio. He shrugged it off and waited to be sorted.
"The first team is Athena. First, you should know that Athena is the Greek Goddess of Wisdom. As I'm sure you know, we've put you all in specific tribes for a REASON," she commented, emphasizing the last word. She pulled out a handful of turquoise colored buffs. "When I call out your name, I'd like you to step forward and collect your buffs."
Everyone crowded around her as she called out the first name. "Hannah Abbott!" Giggling, she ran forward and grabbed the buff. She shoved it on her head and waited patiently. "Pansy Parkinson! Sean MacDecerr! Harry Potter! Jack Smorden!" she called, and each person took their buffs and waited for her to finish alongside Hannah. "Lily Roderia!" Draco looked up and saw the straight haired witch go and collect her buff.
'Please,' he thought, 'Let me be on that team!' He turned to the curly haired witch standing beside him. She looked faintly familiar, but he couldn't quite place who she was. She glanced at him and looked away. "Excuse me," he whispered, "Do I know you?" she opened her mouth to answer when Ann called out, "Draco Malfoy!" Smirking, Draco headed up and collected his buff. He stood next to Lily and smiled happily. "The last member of Athena will be... Hermione Granger!" Draco froze. So Harry and Hermione were both here, let alone on the same team. Aha!
The curly haired witch stepped forward and smiled at Ann, who returned the favor. 'I don't believe it- that beautiful witch is GRANGER!' Draco thought. Hermione ran over to Harry, who gave her a huge hug.
Ann turned around and pulled out several wine colored buffs. "Tribe two's name is Poseidon. Being the Ruler of the Sea, he was a very powerful God. Anyway, the tribe members are: Ron Weasley," she stated. Draco craned his neck to get a good view of the Weasel. 'Wow,' he thought, 'He looks completely different.' And it was true- Ron looked fantastic. As a professional Quidditch player, it appeared that all that practice gave in to his advantage. He was tanned and muscular, and his hair a light orange.
Draco saw Hermione smile at him as he collected his burgundy buff. He grinned back at her, and Hermione whispered something to Harry. 'Figures,' thought Draco. 'She probably loves him! Why should HE be getting all her attention?! Why not me? After all, I am DEVESTATINGLY handsome, and the Most Eligible Bachelor in all of the wizarding world!' He suddenly uttered a small scream. 'What the HECK am I thinking? I don't want Ms. Know-It-All to become INFATUATED with me.'
Ann read off the rest of the list. "Susan Bones! Padma Patil! Parvati Patil!" It was a bit unbelievable that the twins were in the same tribe. After all, it had never happened in Survivor history before! "Vincent Crabbe! Gregory Goyle!" Draco guffawed. 'No way- those two twits are ACTUALLY doing this?' he thought. "Jenny O'Hara! Joe Pinulver!"
Now that everyone was situated in their tribes, Ann wheeled around to face them. "Very much like the last muggle Survivor, you will not be taking your belongings with you- you'll only wear the clothes on your back," she said. Many women gasped- they were wearing flirty, flowing dresses. The men were shocked, too. Many of them were wearing nice suits. Draco saw Harry Potter smile- he was simply wearing jeans and a white cotton t-shirt. "Once you are on your boat, you'll row to your beach. Although one island of the two is often occupied by muggles, it will be enchanted so no muggles wish to travel there during the taping," Ann continued.
Suddenly, she pulled out her wand, a rather long one at that, and shouted, "EXPELLIARMUS!" Everyone's wands flew out of their hands and into a bag sitting by Ann. She picked up the bag and went around collecting everyone's wallets, watches, and other things like that. "Athena, please exit the boat at this time and get aboard your raft. Don't leave, though, until I say so," she said. One by one, everyone jumped off of the large ferry and onto a small raft.
Soaking, they all shivered while the Apollo tribe leapt off of the boat and onto their own raft. Unsuccessfully, Gregory Goyle was trying to doggy-paddle his way over to the raft. They saw Ann lean over the edge of the boat and yell, "WINGARDIM LEVIOSA!" With that, Goyle was lifted into the air and onto his raft.
Draco Malfoy rolled his eyes. The idiot! He couldn't comprehend how he had spent most of his time at Hogwarts with those two lunatics. That reminded him of Pansy, so he turned around. There she was, still hideous, and soaking wet at that. 'Heh, heh! In a raft with soaking wet women! Could life get any better?' he thought.
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Good? Bad? I need to know! Review please.
Also, this was mainly shown in Draco's POV. Next chapter will be Hermione's POV, and in the Apollo tribe, it'll be Ron's.
Thanks! 3, NewSecretRose
Chapter 1: Arrival
A couple of years after Harry Potter's year graduated from Hogwarts, an opportunity popped up, which many witches and wizards took advantage of. The muggle television show, Survivor, was making its way to the wizarding world.
Sixteen individuals were carefully selected and put on a vast ferry, often referred to as Ares, or Bringer of War.
'How on EARTH did I end up here?' was probably the most common thought running through 16 heads on the boat that day. No one knew what to expect, but suddenly, a very dark, smiley woman walked out of a shadowy corner. She turned and stared fixedly on a nearby camera.
"Hello, and welcome to the first Magical Survivor. I am your host, Ann McCarthy, and I look forward to spending a lot of time with these wonderful people," she sang. She turned and motioned for them to remove their earplugs. The boat started to slow down while everyone gathered around the front of the boat.
Draco Malfoy, who was now one of the wizarding world's most eligible bachelors, looked around him at the women. 'Not bad,' he thought to himself. He recognized some, such as the cute Patil twins, and the annoying Pansy Parkinson. 'Great,' he thought. 'Just what I need, an annoying pug- faced banshee following me around everywhere. Pray God that she's not in my tribe.' He noticed then two extraordinary pretty women. One had honey curls cascading down her back, and the other had stick-straight black hair to her chest.
"Welcome, everyone! I am your host, and this is Survivor: Greece. You're about to be sorted into your tribes..." Anne McCarthy started to say, but was soon interrupted by a red-headed young girl with huge cerulean eyes.
"Who are you? I thought Jeff Probst was the host of all the Survivors!" she exclaimed. Ann didn't look the least bit hurt, and responded,
"I'm Ann McCarthy, again, your host. Mr. Probst was not available to host the-"
"You mean he was too muggle," interrupted one of the Patil twins. The pretty girl with curls scoffed. Ann glared at the Patil twin before plastering another smile on her face.
"Well, yes, he is indeed a muggle, and if we had him host the show for a long period of time, it would be too difficult to modify his memory," she retorted through gritted teeth.
Everyone could tell right away she was an impatient woman who would have a difficult time managing everyone. She pulled out a long list of names.
"I'm about to sort you into your tribes. No, don't be silly, Mr. Weasley, I'm not using a sorting hat like at Hogwarts," she chirped. Draco Malfoy looked around. 'There was a Weasley here, eh?' he thought. However, he couldn't find him. In fact, he didn't see any of the Golden Trio. He shrugged it off and waited to be sorted.
"The first team is Athena. First, you should know that Athena is the Greek Goddess of Wisdom. As I'm sure you know, we've put you all in specific tribes for a REASON," she commented, emphasizing the last word. She pulled out a handful of turquoise colored buffs. "When I call out your name, I'd like you to step forward and collect your buffs."
Everyone crowded around her as she called out the first name. "Hannah Abbott!" Giggling, she ran forward and grabbed the buff. She shoved it on her head and waited patiently. "Pansy Parkinson! Sean MacDecerr! Harry Potter! Jack Smorden!" she called, and each person took their buffs and waited for her to finish alongside Hannah. "Lily Roderia!" Draco looked up and saw the straight haired witch go and collect her buff.
'Please,' he thought, 'Let me be on that team!' He turned to the curly haired witch standing beside him. She looked faintly familiar, but he couldn't quite place who she was. She glanced at him and looked away. "Excuse me," he whispered, "Do I know you?" she opened her mouth to answer when Ann called out, "Draco Malfoy!" Smirking, Draco headed up and collected his buff. He stood next to Lily and smiled happily. "The last member of Athena will be... Hermione Granger!" Draco froze. So Harry and Hermione were both here, let alone on the same team. Aha!
The curly haired witch stepped forward and smiled at Ann, who returned the favor. 'I don't believe it- that beautiful witch is GRANGER!' Draco thought. Hermione ran over to Harry, who gave her a huge hug.
Ann turned around and pulled out several wine colored buffs. "Tribe two's name is Poseidon. Being the Ruler of the Sea, he was a very powerful God. Anyway, the tribe members are: Ron Weasley," she stated. Draco craned his neck to get a good view of the Weasel. 'Wow,' he thought, 'He looks completely different.' And it was true- Ron looked fantastic. As a professional Quidditch player, it appeared that all that practice gave in to his advantage. He was tanned and muscular, and his hair a light orange.
Draco saw Hermione smile at him as he collected his burgundy buff. He grinned back at her, and Hermione whispered something to Harry. 'Figures,' thought Draco. 'She probably loves him! Why should HE be getting all her attention?! Why not me? After all, I am DEVESTATINGLY handsome, and the Most Eligible Bachelor in all of the wizarding world!' He suddenly uttered a small scream. 'What the HECK am I thinking? I don't want Ms. Know-It-All to become INFATUATED with me.'
Ann read off the rest of the list. "Susan Bones! Padma Patil! Parvati Patil!" It was a bit unbelievable that the twins were in the same tribe. After all, it had never happened in Survivor history before! "Vincent Crabbe! Gregory Goyle!" Draco guffawed. 'No way- those two twits are ACTUALLY doing this?' he thought. "Jenny O'Hara! Joe Pinulver!"
Now that everyone was situated in their tribes, Ann wheeled around to face them. "Very much like the last muggle Survivor, you will not be taking your belongings with you- you'll only wear the clothes on your back," she said. Many women gasped- they were wearing flirty, flowing dresses. The men were shocked, too. Many of them were wearing nice suits. Draco saw Harry Potter smile- he was simply wearing jeans and a white cotton t-shirt. "Once you are on your boat, you'll row to your beach. Although one island of the two is often occupied by muggles, it will be enchanted so no muggles wish to travel there during the taping," Ann continued.
Suddenly, she pulled out her wand, a rather long one at that, and shouted, "EXPELLIARMUS!" Everyone's wands flew out of their hands and into a bag sitting by Ann. She picked up the bag and went around collecting everyone's wallets, watches, and other things like that. "Athena, please exit the boat at this time and get aboard your raft. Don't leave, though, until I say so," she said. One by one, everyone jumped off of the large ferry and onto a small raft.
Soaking, they all shivered while the Apollo tribe leapt off of the boat and onto their own raft. Unsuccessfully, Gregory Goyle was trying to doggy-paddle his way over to the raft. They saw Ann lean over the edge of the boat and yell, "WINGARDIM LEVIOSA!" With that, Goyle was lifted into the air and onto his raft.
Draco Malfoy rolled his eyes. The idiot! He couldn't comprehend how he had spent most of his time at Hogwarts with those two lunatics. That reminded him of Pansy, so he turned around. There she was, still hideous, and soaking wet at that. 'Heh, heh! In a raft with soaking wet women! Could life get any better?' he thought.
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Good? Bad? I need to know! Review please.
Also, this was mainly shown in Draco's POV. Next chapter will be Hermione's POV, and in the Apollo tribe, it'll be Ron's.
Thanks! 3, NewSecretRose