~The Secret Life of Mangi~
Chapter 10-The conclusion of it all
That night when Mangi went home, she was having a hard time going to sleep, all she could think about was Link, Link, and nothing but Link, except for when she woke up for a mid-night snack, because then she was thinking about food. Anyway she was going insane, she couldn't even see anymore, everything to her reminded her of Link, she looked at a chair and said "well, one day Link sat in a chair once....so I like chairs now.....I think they are cool pieces of furniture." The next morning, when Mangi woke up she looked beside her and noticed...... IT WAS LINK! She thought to herself what in the holy world of good and evil happened! I must of slept walked over here last night, turns out, she did. She knew Link would be really mad at her if he saw her but Mangi was to happy to leave the room. An hour later Link woke up. "MANGI! OMG U OBSESSIVE LITTLE FREAK! WHAT IN GODS NAME ARE U DOING LAYING WITH ME IN MY LITTLE SOFT CONFORTABLE BED!" Mangi had the best plan yet. "Well link, last night u called me and told me that you did finally realize that deep down you love me, so you invited me over." "OH NO I DIDNT" cried Link. He picked up Mangi buy her little Linky shirt she was wearing and tossed her out his bedroom window where Mangi flew across the yard and into a bush filled with apples. She picked one of them up and went home and mashed them into apple sauce. Later on that morning, at breakfast at Talons house, Mangi brought her applesauce over and sat at the table across from Link but next to her daughter Malon, and about 3 minutes later Gimli showed up for a visit. They all just sat at the table, talking when suddenly Link ran to the bathroom with his hand over his mouth, it was right after he ate some of Mangi's apple sauce. Inside the bathroom all you heard was the sound of Link throwing up. Mangi called to him "LINKY.... what's the matter, you don't like apples," "I DO LIKE APPLES MANGI, WHEN THEY ARE APPLES, BUT YET AGAIN YOU SCREWED UP BECAUSE THESE ARE NOT APPLES! ITS JUS A MASHED UP EGGPLANT!" Mangi apologized to Link, and went home. She was very sad, so she decided to keep her Link lover to herself for now on. That night Link called her to apologize.....
RING.......
RING........
RING......
RING.....
*BEEP* HEY, YOU HAVE REACHED MANGI, I CANT COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW, SO LEAVE A MESSAGE, AND OH YEA I LOVE LINK, AND HE LOVES ME, AND WE ARE LOVERS, AND HE THINKS I AM SEXY, SO LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP, BYE. *BEEP*
Link was very amazed and scared at this that he hung up the phone. Mangi decided to go find Trunks again and go back out with Gimli, just to show Link that she didn't like him any more...... she dated them for a while again but each of her new lovers dumped her after they saw her closet, it had become a Link shrine, a Link heaven, a Link sanctuary! Mangi would hide her love from the world and she worshiped link secretly. THAT WAS, THE SECRET LIFE OF MANGI.
But, the next day, Link called Mangi and confessed his love to her. He told her that he had loved her since the moment he saw the tip of her nose till he finally saw the rest of her face. He said she was the one girl who he was meant to be with because he was smarter than her and he she was going to be with him forever because if he was only with her for a day, then he wouldn't be able to learn the Mangi language of stupid, it takes several days to master, a wise man once told him. So Mangi and Link lived happily ever after. (Sadly though....... this part......was just a dream.)
Chapter 10-The conclusion of it all
That night when Mangi went home, she was having a hard time going to sleep, all she could think about was Link, Link, and nothing but Link, except for when she woke up for a mid-night snack, because then she was thinking about food. Anyway she was going insane, she couldn't even see anymore, everything to her reminded her of Link, she looked at a chair and said "well, one day Link sat in a chair once....so I like chairs now.....I think they are cool pieces of furniture." The next morning, when Mangi woke up she looked beside her and noticed...... IT WAS LINK! She thought to herself what in the holy world of good and evil happened! I must of slept walked over here last night, turns out, she did. She knew Link would be really mad at her if he saw her but Mangi was to happy to leave the room. An hour later Link woke up. "MANGI! OMG U OBSESSIVE LITTLE FREAK! WHAT IN GODS NAME ARE U DOING LAYING WITH ME IN MY LITTLE SOFT CONFORTABLE BED!" Mangi had the best plan yet. "Well link, last night u called me and told me that you did finally realize that deep down you love me, so you invited me over." "OH NO I DIDNT" cried Link. He picked up Mangi buy her little Linky shirt she was wearing and tossed her out his bedroom window where Mangi flew across the yard and into a bush filled with apples. She picked one of them up and went home and mashed them into apple sauce. Later on that morning, at breakfast at Talons house, Mangi brought her applesauce over and sat at the table across from Link but next to her daughter Malon, and about 3 minutes later Gimli showed up for a visit. They all just sat at the table, talking when suddenly Link ran to the bathroom with his hand over his mouth, it was right after he ate some of Mangi's apple sauce. Inside the bathroom all you heard was the sound of Link throwing up. Mangi called to him "LINKY.... what's the matter, you don't like apples," "I DO LIKE APPLES MANGI, WHEN THEY ARE APPLES, BUT YET AGAIN YOU SCREWED UP BECAUSE THESE ARE NOT APPLES! ITS JUS A MASHED UP EGGPLANT!" Mangi apologized to Link, and went home. She was very sad, so she decided to keep her Link lover to herself for now on. That night Link called her to apologize.....
RING.......
RING........
RING......
RING.....
*BEEP* HEY, YOU HAVE REACHED MANGI, I CANT COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW, SO LEAVE A MESSAGE, AND OH YEA I LOVE LINK, AND HE LOVES ME, AND WE ARE LOVERS, AND HE THINKS I AM SEXY, SO LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP, BYE. *BEEP*
Link was very amazed and scared at this that he hung up the phone. Mangi decided to go find Trunks again and go back out with Gimli, just to show Link that she didn't like him any more...... she dated them for a while again but each of her new lovers dumped her after they saw her closet, it had become a Link shrine, a Link heaven, a Link sanctuary! Mangi would hide her love from the world and she worshiped link secretly. THAT WAS, THE SECRET LIFE OF MANGI.
But, the next day, Link called Mangi and confessed his love to her. He told her that he had loved her since the moment he saw the tip of her nose till he finally saw the rest of her face. He said she was the one girl who he was meant to be with because he was smarter than her and he she was going to be with him forever because if he was only with her for a day, then he wouldn't be able to learn the Mangi language of stupid, it takes several days to master, a wise man once told him. So Mangi and Link lived happily ever after. (Sadly though....... this part......was just a dream.)