Molly: BIRDY BIRDY BIRD (OFF INTO HER OWN LITTLE WORLD)

Jenny: Somebody shut her up before I do.

Valecia: Guys Violence is not the answer here.

Southinkimspooky: Here is another chapter

Integra: DAMN ALUCARD

Alcuard is still crying about how he just wanted to dance with her

Alcuard: I just wanted to dance.sob.sob

Seras: Master?

{Place lame disclaimer here}

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Chapter Five

Valecia

I walked home silently and quickly. I didn't know if Integra was still mad at me. I wasn't mad at her, I guess I cool down quickly and don't hold a grudge forever. Then again, I am only human. I wondered if Sir Hellsing was one of those who don't forgive and forget.

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When I got home I put my bag down and headed to Sir Hellsing's office. When I knocked nobody answered. I quietly opened it and found no one inside. Total bummer. I walked back to my room, I figured she was either out or in one of those "private meetings" with the knights of the round table. This totally may sound so ignorant, but when I first moved to England and in school when they started to talk about the Knights of the Round Table, I thought they were talking about king Arthur and his knights, boy, was I wrong. I felt so stupid!

I started walking down towards my room, when I heard Britney Spears Oops I did it again playing. I (like most American girls) own a Britney Spears CD. Not saying that I listed to it, but saying that I USED to listen to it. My first instinct was somebody was going through my stuff. I absolutely hate when somebody touches my things. Then I realized that the music wasn't coming from my room, but SIR HELLSINGS? This was unbelievable. I thought that I was dreaming. Obviously I wasn't. I figured she must be in a good mood if she was listening to Britney Spears so, I knocked silently on the door.

"Come in." I heard her say.

I walked in and was HORRIFIED! She was, drunk as a skunk. "Hey that is my skirt you are wearing!" I said playfully. Alucard and Integra were, DIRTY DANCING? This wasn't the best song to dance to, but they were doing it! Oh MY GOD! I was so horrified that I actually said Oh My God.

"Oooohhh Hieeeeeee Valeccciiiiiiaaaa." She said slurring her words. Alucard looked at me with a huge grin on his face. She swaggered towards me.

*My skirt, I have been looking for that skirt*

"So Whatssssss gooinnnnnnnnggg onnnn?" She said taking a swig from her bottle, of whatever alcoholic beverage.

I looked up at Alucard. "What is going on?" I demanded.

"She was feeling a little glum." He said with another smirk.

"And you just decided to play along with it didn't you?" I said, there went my eyes again.

"Yep." He said and disappeared. *Damn Alucard*

Miss Hellsing stumbled over to me, I caught her before she fell. She looked over at me and smiled, *did she just smile* "I don't feel so good." She said, she threw up right there.

"GROSS." I was officially grossed out. All over the front of my shirt. She passed out on her bed. I went out of her room, and saw Walter coming down the hall.

"Walter," I began, "Miss Hellsing threw up all over my shirt, she is drunk, and passed out on her bed. I am officially GROSSED OUT!" I jumped up and down in grossness.

He chuckled and I gave him a stern look. "It isn't funny."

"Quit the contrary actually," He began, "she has never been drunk before. Go get cleaned up." He told me and went into her room.

He screamed "Eww." Like a little girl.

I went into my bathroom and slipped into the shower. It felt good especially after being hurled on. I got out and got dressed in some my sweats thingies.

When I got out of my room I had to ask Walter if Molly could come over tomorrow. It was a major issue here.

I found him in the kitchen. "Walter, how is Miss Hellsing doing?" I asked as I grabbed an apple out of the fruit basket.

"She is asleep right now. She wont be that fine tomorrow." He told me.

I laughed. "Walter, I have a question."

"Go ahead."

"Well,Ihav ethis project for Chemistry withpartners,andlikeIwante toknowifMoll couldcome overheretomorrowsowecouldwokonit." I said hastily.

"I am sure that would be fine, what time?" He asked me.

"Like right after school I guess." I told him.

"Alright." I bit into my apple and smiled.

"Well then, I guess I will be off doing homework." I told him grabbing a water bottle as I left.

I went into my room and called molly to tell her that she could come over tomorrow after school. I hung up the phone and crawled into my bed. It was early and I had homework, but I was cold. I closed my eyes and fell asleep.

The girl walked down the hall. It was all white all around. She
could see nothing on either end. She passed by a window and saw
someone, it was her father. He was prepping for surgery, for
something or someone. She looked into in the window and saw herself,
or was it her? She was a young girl who looked like, Miss HELLSING?
Then she saw a familiar face in the operating room as well. She saw
him in one of the portraits. Integra's father was standing on the
side line watching every move that my father made. I was there, but I
wasn't. My father took a scalpel and sliced Integra's young arm and I
gasped. What was he doing?

I woke up gasping for air. It wasn't a nightmare, but disturbing. Dreams are the worst. I shrugged the thought off and looked at my clock. It was 1 in the morning. I wasn't going to fall asleep again tonight. I got up and got dressed. I put on my fuzzy bunny slippers. I opened the door and walked up to the kitchen. My belly growled.

I stepped into the kitchen and saw Integra and Walter in there conversing. Integra obviously had a hangover. She had her head on the counter and Walter was frantically making tea. I cautiously stepped into the kitchen. All heads turned towards me. Miss Hellsing face was an awkward shade of green. Nobody said a word, and I wasn't going be the first one to say anything. I didn't want to get shot at, yelled at, screamed at, or anything related raised voices and violence.

Walter looked at me, "Why are you up?"

"I couldn't sleep." I said as I went into the cabinet and grabbed some cereal. Integra watched ever move I made. I wanted to smile at her, but I didn't. I didn't know what she was going to. I poured the cereal and sat down next to Sir Hellsing, the only chair that was open.

She looked over at me and opened her mouth to say something, but shut it. I munched on the cereal silently. Then finally Miss Hellsing finally said it. "I am sorry, for earlier." She said. I looked at her. (Imagine Valecia with wide eyes and mouth hanging open)

"You know for throwing up on you and taking your skirt." She said. I nodded; I didn't know what to say exactly. I went back to my cereal. She demanded for Walter to get her an aspirin.

"See what happens when you get drunk?" I said playfully. She looked over at me and sarcastically smiled.

"Never going to do that again." She said as she popped the pill into her mouth. I finished my cereal and looked at the clock, it was 130.

"You know, you should wear skirts more often." I said as I laughed. She laughed to, but quickly stopped.

"Damn Headache." She said.

"I think we would call that in America, Damn HANGOVER." (does anyone know what they would call a hangover in England?)

I laughed again. Alucard came into the Kitchen. Fury arouse in Integra's eyes. I knew what was going to happen, this wasn't going to be pretty. I looked over and saw Integra reaching for her gun. She shot him a couple of times.

He healed himself. "What was that for?" He said innocently.

"Don't act coy Alucard; you took advantage of the situation." She told him shooting him again. He left in a hurry. Seras came in then.

"What's all the racket?" she said.

I looked up at her. "Don't ask."

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Southinkimspooky: Yet another chapter done.

Jenny: HEY I AM NOT IN THIS ONE!

Southinkimspooky: That is okay, oh, hey don't point the gun at me! You are going to come in on the next one.

Jenny: UH SURE RIGHT.

Integra: Anyone wanna get drunk with me?

Valecia: Alcohol is so not good for you.

Jenny and Alucard: Alcohol is what makes the world go round.

Walter: PUPPY EYESS SSS NOOOOOOOO

(Jenny hits him over the head with a mallet)

Jenny: Sorry it is a reflex.

Seras: What the hell is going on.

Southinkimspooky: Review plz!!!!!!!!

Valecia tries to stop the madness.