Warning: There is some OOCness in this chapter.it is because Integra goes a little hay wire! YE BEEN WARNED! (sorry about the last chapter no more will be like that)

Molly: The last chapter was a little graphic

Southinkimspooky: I know, I know . . .

J.P.: I'm a perv.

Southinkimspooky: just like in real life!!

Seras: I have a red dress, I have a red dress, I have a red dress hey hey hey hey (sings to the tune of I got a dollar)

Valecia dances along with Sera's singing.

Molly: ILS SONT PAS A ELLE! (does a evil French laugh)

Rating: R for language

No sexual content in this one!

But there is sort of the same scenario as in episode 9 (whatever the name of that one is. Im not good with names) This one shouldn't scare Alucard's Familiar! Hopefully!

Authors notes: Explanation for the last chapter: Integra isn't being like herself I know, but do you want to know why? Hint: Maybe a nervous breakdown? You be the judge

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Valecia

"Hey don't get offensive, it's just a simple question." I told her as I walked into my room. I shut the door and leaned against it. Oh My God, there was massive drama all around. First, I thought Alucard had made a nice move; winning Integra over, but J.P. winning Integra OVER (if you get my drift) was way weird.

What she just did was like way wrong, especially in the hall. My feet were aching and I was getting a headache.

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Integra

What just happened? I don't know what the hell just happened. Damn Parties! Something bad always happens to me at parties. Parties and wine, parties and anything alcoholic. I looked over at J.P.. Did I just do what I thought I just did?

*Yes master you did* Alucard snarled. He's not a happy vampire, I thought. I wanted to smack myself in the head. I can't believe J.P. just did what he did to me. I can't believe I let him! What is this world coming to? I don't even know what *I'm*coming to. UGHH somebody help me I am going insane!! I am going against my morals and Damn Alucard won't get out of my head.

I felt weak all of a sudden and I clung to J.P. side. Why was he still by me? Why won't he go away? I looked up at him and he smiled. Damn Pervert. Why the hell did I let him do that? Why did I kiss him?

*Are you getting that desperate for someone to love you master?* Shut the hell up Alucard! Stop coming and going through my head! My vision went blurry and I passed out. The last thing that I remember was Alucard coming through the wall, Valecia trying to run to my side in her heels, and women screaming, either from Alucard coming through the walls, or me fainting I am still not sure which one.

I woke up five minutes later. People were running around in a panic. It reminded me of when a chicken gets its head cut off. They wouldn't stop running. Walter helped me to my feet.

"Sir, we have a problem." He said worriedly. I went from the weird psychotic stage that I was going through, to the cold serious Integra. Admiral J.C. came rushing in with an angry face, a VERY angry face.

"Sir, we have a problem." She said.

"I have heard, what the hell is going on?" I demanded.

"There has been an attack on the Hellsing compound."

I was startled. WHY OF ALL NIGHTS!!!!!!!

"Alright, get everyone on the lower level. Hurry." I told them as I headed to get my gun. Damn dress! Why did I wear a dress?

J.C. took out her sword, "Yes Sir." She walked off with a real demented grin.

I hurried off to my office.

"Miss Hellsing!" It was Valecia trying to run to me, she was failing miserably.

"What?" I demanded.

"Can I go too?" She said, it was pathetic, like a little child.

I grunted. "Go downstairs with the rest."

"But. . ."

"Don't Cross me, go downstairs now."

She lowered her head, and whispered, "Yes, Miss Hellsing."

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Valecia

Like I was going to listen to that order. I wanted to go and have some fun. I hurried to my room and. grabbed my Cassul 454 mm with explosive rounds. A present from Integra, I guess she felt really bad about throwing up on me. I wanted to help. The other people had enough protection with all of those Hellsing solders watching them.

I walked out into the hall loading my gun ready for anything that might be coming my way. I heard the dogs barking excessively, them growling. "So they think they can sneak by the dogs?" I said as I walked outside.

There were 4 FREAKS making their way towards me, guns at hand.

"Sabastian, look what we got here." One said a little cocky. I smiled at him and pointed my gun.

"She is going to shot us." Another one said sarcastically. And that was what I did, shot him, explosive rounds are so COOL! I laughed out loud, this one was fun! He turned to dust.

"Wow, you guys are just as easily to kill as ghouls!" I said as I laughed again.

The other vampires looked down at the pile of dust and snarled. "Get her!" The leader said. The shot at me a couple of times, but they had terrible aim. I shot them again, each falling down with a single bullet. Maybe I was acting to much like Alucard, enjoying ever part of it.

One was remaining. "Who are . . ." I didn't let him finish. She shot him there and kept on Walking. She let her dog out.

"Okay KO, are you ready to kick some ass?" I said, he barked as if to say yes.

I heard gun fire from inside the compound and I ran inside. My dog immediately attacked a couple of ghouls that were making their way up the stairs. I patted him on the head and kept on shooting. They seemed endless, from end to end. I finally made my way across them. I heard a scream coming from what sounded like Seras. I rushed to the sound and saw her shooting her way through endless amounts of ghouls. She looked over her shoulder and saw me.

"What are you doing here?" She asked me.

"I decided to help." I said plainly as I helped with the attacks.

"Where is J.C.?" I asked a little concerned.

"I don't know I hope she is alright." Seras said.

We went through the swarms of ghouls. But we were outnumbered and they covered us. I looked up through the ghouls and saw Jenny flying, with a sword at hand, and she chopped of their heads with a simple motion. She smiled and helped Seras and me to our feet.

"Thanks." I said.

"No problem. What are you doing here anyways? Why aren't you downstairs with the rest?" She demanded. I thought Integra was bad, but this girl was worse.

I lowered my head, "I wanted to help." I said. My dog growled at her. "Shush.KO."

"Some help you are doing, you are getting yourself in trouble." She grunted.

"I am SORRRY! Are you going to sit here and keep on Lecturing or kill these bastards?" I yelled at her. She nodded in agreement. Whoa, she didn't get mad. Maybe she liked being yelled at? Who knows . . .?

"Where are we?" I asked them.

We were in a hallway that I have never been before. They didn't say anything, but kept walking. I was getting nervous. This was somewhere in the mansion, that I hadn't explored. This was getting creepy. My dog was immobile and didn't move. He just sat down and whined.

"Ko, just sit there then." I told him as I kept walking on.

I heard a couple of laughs at the end of the hall. It was surreal. No doors anywhere except for at the end of the hall. If the door was a bright light I would have sworn I would have been dead. It was that weird!

I looked over at J.C. and Seras; they had a blank stare on their face. almost like they were fixed on something that wasn't there. I reached for the door to open it, but they wouldn't let me.

"What are you doing?" I demanded as they held me back.

"We can't let you in there." They both chanted. It was like they were robots.

I struggled for them to let me go, but their grip was to strong. I heard the yells of Sir Integra coming from inside the door. Were they under some kind of trance? I struggled and their grip tightened.

Finally I broke free I ran to open the door. Sir Hellsing was pinned against the floor.

"Do you think you are torturing me?" she said calmly.

"My Dear sister." The vampire said.

*sister?* what the hell was going on?

"Get off of her!" I yelled. She turned around and looked at me, she smiled.

"Ah.this is *his* creation." She said unperturbedly.

I raised my gun and aimed. "Get off now!" I yelled again.

She continued to smile. "It seems like it lived longer than six years." She said again. She got off of Integra and walked slyly over to me, I wanted to shoot it, but something was holding me back. She came over and touched my face, I tried to shot my gun, but my fingers weren't responding.

"Why don't you look a lot like My Sister?" She said as she flashed her fangs. *what the hell is going on?*

She bent her head down, and opened her mouth.

My breath became shallow, my heart was pounding, my feet and hands were getting cold. I in other words was getting mad.

I felt her fang rub against my neck, finally my finger responded and I shot her. Blood exploded everywhere, all over my face, all over Miss Hellsing.

I wiped off some of the blood from my face and looked over at Seras and Jenny. They looked like they just had woken up from some kind of daze. I ran over to Miss Hellsing and let her free from the bindings.

"It took you long enough." She told me coldly.

I looked at her and smiled. Somehow I knew it was a weird backwards compliment.

"Your welcome." I said sarcastically as I helped her up. *where is Alucard in this mess?*

Just when I thought it, Alucard came through the ceiling. "Sorry, master." He snarled as she began yelling at him. Ewe.he is jealous. I thought.

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Southinkimspooky: another chapter done.

Jenny: I kick a$$ in this one!

Seras: Jealous vampires all around.

Integra: Cromwell effect Alucard

Alucard: Well you just had to go with that J.P. character

Integra: Don't get mad at me.I am not writing it.go get Southinkimspooky

Alucard looks angrily at Southinkimspooky

Southinkimspooky hides behind Jenny

Jenny: I am not a shield for you protection!

Seras: Review plz! Flame Southinkimspooky all you want, I think she deserves it!