My Blonde Haired Beauty is a Blue Eyed Cutie

By: Tomo Kakashi

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

WARNING: This contains HET, and an odd pairing. Don't like, don't read, DON'T FLAME, InoNaru. ^.~ Enjoy.

She doesn't have pink hair and green eyes. She doesn't wear a red and white Chinese dress. She doesn't have a big forehead or hit me for being stupid.

She's my blonde haired beauty, my blue eyed cutie. She wears a purple dress around people, but around me she wears nothing. I like her better in her natural state.

She has a perfect body and a perfect personality. Her name was Yamanaka Ino. Now it's Uzumaki Ino. That's right, we got married.

Everyone expected her love for Sasuke-bastard to never die, or they expected her to marry Nara Shikamaru, that Lazy Ass. No one expected her to snag me, the village idiot.

But she did. At first it was a physical attraction, I just wanted to get in bed with her. In fact, that's what happened. Neither of us were in love, we were just two heartbroken teenagers. Sasuke told her that he hated her and I was tired of the way Sakura treated me.

But now I have to thank those two for bringing Ino and I together.

Now Ino-chan is chasing after Ichiraku. Heh, that's our son. She let me name him. Named him after my favorite place. Well, other than Ino's bedroom...

Ichiraku, Ino, and I are going to Sasuke and Sakura's wedding. Took that cold bastard long enough to realize his feelings.

They're saying their vows right now. Ino is yelling at me to stop spacing out and listen. I hear myself say, "Yes, dear". She sure has me hooked.

Ichiraku looks just like me. He has Ino's hair and eyes, but he has those mischievious fangs like my own and my own prank-loving personality. But he's very territorial...Just like Ino-chan.

They're my blonde haired, blue eyed cuties.

~Owari~