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Chisara: *blink* wow.
Yusuke: What now?
Chisara: I. . .I got. . .REVIEWS!! *does a little dance*
Yusuke: You don't have many friends, do you?
Chisara: That is where you are wrong mister, I have many friends, and they all must love me, for I am cute and fuzzy!
Yusuke: Anyway, I thought you weren't going to finish this.
Chisara: That was before I got so many reviews and then I felt guilty for not putting anything up and I hate when people don't update after the first chapter and I hate hypocrites even more, so I had to.
Yusuke: Fine, but it's time for the disclaimer.
Chisara: NOOOOOOOOO!!! You can't make me!!!
Yusuke: Yes I can for I have lawyers on my side.
Chisara: You can't do anything to me, I own nothing.
Yusuke: There, you said it!! Right there!!!
Chisara: Wait! No! I take it back!!! I take it back!!! What have I done?
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Hail Kurama, Full of Grace
By: Chisara Notell
Kurama didn't know where to go. He knew that Hiei could easily catch up with him, so running wouldn't work. No, he had to do the right thing, he would hide. He had to find a safe house. Options quickly went through his head and he dismissed them all until he came to a stop. Genkai's Temple. That would be perfect.
He changed directions and ran to see if possibly Yukina could help in this situation.
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Kurama struggled to climb the last step to the temple. Why did there have to be so many steps? 'I suppose it could be useful to discourage kids from coming and getting into trouble they didn't want, but this is absurd,' Kurama thought to himself.
Just barely making it up, a shrill cry was heard. Not long after, a body jumped him and forced him to the ground. Looking around for his attacker, his sights landed on a mint haired head that was smiling up at him.
"Um. . .hello to you too, Yukina," Kurama said to the small kooromi that was now getting up off of the surprised kitsune.
"Hello Kurama-san," Yukina replied, still smiling. "I apologize for greeting you in such a way, but I was so excited. Allow me to give you my congratulations."
Kurama stared blankly, not comprehending, "For making it up the stairs? It wasn't that big of an accomplishment, I've done far better."
Giggling softly, she clarified, "No silly, I meant to congratulate you on your baby. It's not every day that someone is chosen by God to carry his son."
Kurama paled slightly, "I AM NOT CARRIING HIS SON!!!! I am a GUY for Christ's sake. And besides, how did you even know? I just found out a little bit ago, and only me and Hiei should know about it then." Realization dawned on the fox. "Um. . .Hiei's not here, is he?"
Once again laughing and joke only she seemed to get, Yukina responded, "Of course not. And as for how I know, it's because as soon as I saw you approach, the baby in my womb leaped for joy. And that can only happen for something as special as this."
Kurama sighed in relief as the knowledge that his little messenger of unwanted news set in, "Well, that's good ne. . .wait. . .YOU'RE PREGNATE?!?!"
"Why yes, yes I am," Yukina said joyfully.
Kurama let this new piece of information sink in, "Wow, I mean, congratulations. That's great. But, who's the father?"
Their oh so delightful conversation was cut short when a rumble started and out popped one of the most bizarre creatures you have ever seen. It's name: Kuwabara. "Oh, my beloved Yukina. You should not be out jumping around like this. It's bad for the baby you know."
Yukina smiled sweetly at the tall human, "Yes, I know dear."
Kurama stared, too shocked to do anything else, until his mouth finally decided it would start working again, "You mean. . .you're the father?"
If it was at all possible, Kuwabara brightened ten times more, "Yep! I'm going to have a beautiful baby boy with my darling Yukina!"
Kurama was still trying to comprehend all of this, when finally the long awaited dark figure approached.
"Yukina-san, have you by chance seen-" Hiei stopped as his sights set on the startled fox. "There you are!! Now, it's time for you to accept your fate."
Kurama crossed his arms defiantly and growled, "I will not bear your child."
"I'm not asking you to."
"Um. . .you are too," Kurama was at a loss at this turn of events.
"I'm telling you to bear the child of God," Hiei clarified.
"Well, that's so much better, I've always wanted to do that," Kurama said.
Hiei brightened, "Really?"
"Yeah, all I need to do is get. . .what was it again? Oh yes, two X chromosomes!!" Kurama shouted.
Sighing, Hiei stared up at him, "You're still on that 'You're not a girl' bit aren't you?"
"Well, yeah," Kurama said as if it were the most widely known topic in the world.
Yukina looked surprised up at Kurama, "You mean that you're not going to take this rare gift?" Kuwabara, not really knowing what was going on, supported his Yukina.
Kurama sighed, "It's not a matter of whether I want to or not. Which by the way, I don't. It's a simple matter of that I can't. My reproductive system doesn't work that way." When Kuwabara's mouth opened to protest, Kurama quickly added. "Don't question that, I'm the smartest person at my school, I think that I would know this."
Yukina smiled softly, "Nothing is impossible for God."
"Fine, then I'll go with my original reply," Kurama growled and shouted up to the sky, "I DON'T WANT TO!!!!"
He looked over to see two sets of demanding eyes from Hiei and Yukina, and one set of confused ones from Kuwabara. "Fine, I guess I have no friends here. I'll go now."
When he turned to leave, Hiei called out, "No, you still haven't conceived this child yet!"
Kurama flinched and said in a teasing voice, "Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm the Gingerbread man!"
Then he ran away, leaving a very disgruntled Hiei.
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A/N: Okay, I don't think that that was as good as the last one, but I'm trying to stick to the story here. If you want me to continue, review!!
Chisara: *blink* wow.
Yusuke: What now?
Chisara: I. . .I got. . .REVIEWS!! *does a little dance*
Yusuke: You don't have many friends, do you?
Chisara: That is where you are wrong mister, I have many friends, and they all must love me, for I am cute and fuzzy!
Yusuke: Anyway, I thought you weren't going to finish this.
Chisara: That was before I got so many reviews and then I felt guilty for not putting anything up and I hate when people don't update after the first chapter and I hate hypocrites even more, so I had to.
Yusuke: Fine, but it's time for the disclaimer.
Chisara: NOOOOOOOOO!!! You can't make me!!!
Yusuke: Yes I can for I have lawyers on my side.
Chisara: You can't do anything to me, I own nothing.
Yusuke: There, you said it!! Right there!!!
Chisara: Wait! No! I take it back!!! I take it back!!! What have I done?
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Hail Kurama, Full of Grace
By: Chisara Notell
Kurama didn't know where to go. He knew that Hiei could easily catch up with him, so running wouldn't work. No, he had to do the right thing, he would hide. He had to find a safe house. Options quickly went through his head and he dismissed them all until he came to a stop. Genkai's Temple. That would be perfect.
He changed directions and ran to see if possibly Yukina could help in this situation.
= = = = = = = = = = =
Kurama struggled to climb the last step to the temple. Why did there have to be so many steps? 'I suppose it could be useful to discourage kids from coming and getting into trouble they didn't want, but this is absurd,' Kurama thought to himself.
Just barely making it up, a shrill cry was heard. Not long after, a body jumped him and forced him to the ground. Looking around for his attacker, his sights landed on a mint haired head that was smiling up at him.
"Um. . .hello to you too, Yukina," Kurama said to the small kooromi that was now getting up off of the surprised kitsune.
"Hello Kurama-san," Yukina replied, still smiling. "I apologize for greeting you in such a way, but I was so excited. Allow me to give you my congratulations."
Kurama stared blankly, not comprehending, "For making it up the stairs? It wasn't that big of an accomplishment, I've done far better."
Giggling softly, she clarified, "No silly, I meant to congratulate you on your baby. It's not every day that someone is chosen by God to carry his son."
Kurama paled slightly, "I AM NOT CARRIING HIS SON!!!! I am a GUY for Christ's sake. And besides, how did you even know? I just found out a little bit ago, and only me and Hiei should know about it then." Realization dawned on the fox. "Um. . .Hiei's not here, is he?"
Once again laughing and joke only she seemed to get, Yukina responded, "Of course not. And as for how I know, it's because as soon as I saw you approach, the baby in my womb leaped for joy. And that can only happen for something as special as this."
Kurama sighed in relief as the knowledge that his little messenger of unwanted news set in, "Well, that's good ne. . .wait. . .YOU'RE PREGNATE?!?!"
"Why yes, yes I am," Yukina said joyfully.
Kurama let this new piece of information sink in, "Wow, I mean, congratulations. That's great. But, who's the father?"
Their oh so delightful conversation was cut short when a rumble started and out popped one of the most bizarre creatures you have ever seen. It's name: Kuwabara. "Oh, my beloved Yukina. You should not be out jumping around like this. It's bad for the baby you know."
Yukina smiled sweetly at the tall human, "Yes, I know dear."
Kurama stared, too shocked to do anything else, until his mouth finally decided it would start working again, "You mean. . .you're the father?"
If it was at all possible, Kuwabara brightened ten times more, "Yep! I'm going to have a beautiful baby boy with my darling Yukina!"
Kurama was still trying to comprehend all of this, when finally the long awaited dark figure approached.
"Yukina-san, have you by chance seen-" Hiei stopped as his sights set on the startled fox. "There you are!! Now, it's time for you to accept your fate."
Kurama crossed his arms defiantly and growled, "I will not bear your child."
"I'm not asking you to."
"Um. . .you are too," Kurama was at a loss at this turn of events.
"I'm telling you to bear the child of God," Hiei clarified.
"Well, that's so much better, I've always wanted to do that," Kurama said.
Hiei brightened, "Really?"
"Yeah, all I need to do is get. . .what was it again? Oh yes, two X chromosomes!!" Kurama shouted.
Sighing, Hiei stared up at him, "You're still on that 'You're not a girl' bit aren't you?"
"Well, yeah," Kurama said as if it were the most widely known topic in the world.
Yukina looked surprised up at Kurama, "You mean that you're not going to take this rare gift?" Kuwabara, not really knowing what was going on, supported his Yukina.
Kurama sighed, "It's not a matter of whether I want to or not. Which by the way, I don't. It's a simple matter of that I can't. My reproductive system doesn't work that way." When Kuwabara's mouth opened to protest, Kurama quickly added. "Don't question that, I'm the smartest person at my school, I think that I would know this."
Yukina smiled softly, "Nothing is impossible for God."
"Fine, then I'll go with my original reply," Kurama growled and shouted up to the sky, "I DON'T WANT TO!!!!"
He looked over to see two sets of demanding eyes from Hiei and Yukina, and one set of confused ones from Kuwabara. "Fine, I guess I have no friends here. I'll go now."
When he turned to leave, Hiei called out, "No, you still haven't conceived this child yet!"
Kurama flinched and said in a teasing voice, "Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm the Gingerbread man!"
Then he ran away, leaving a very disgruntled Hiei.
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A/N: Okay, I don't think that that was as good as the last one, but I'm trying to stick to the story here. If you want me to continue, review!!