Disclaimer:
Chisara: I'm back!!!
Yusuke: Oh joy.
Chisara: Sorry for the horribly long wait guys, I went on vacation and forgot to tack my laptop with me, and then I just procrastinated, so, yeah.
Yusuke: Even though now it's out of date.
Chisara: Not as bad as others can be. Its still winter.
Yusuke: *glower*
Chisara: *slaps Yusuke in the back* Oh cheer up! You're in this chapter!
Yusuke: What?!?! No!
Chisara: Also, I would like to take a moment to talk to some of my reviewers. For my last chapter, I got two reviews telling me that I should be ashamed of myself for making fun of people's religion. I apologize if I came off that way, I didn't mean to be sac religious, I meant to be funny. I'm a catholic schoolgirl for crying out loud. So, I'm sorry if you feel that way, but I'm not going to stop.
Yusuke: Unfortunately.
Chisara: Oh, shut up you!
Yusuke: And she doesn't own us.
Chisara: What, give up on me saying it?
Yusuke: Yep.
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Hail Kurama, Full of Grace
By: Chisara
"Open the bloody door this instant!!" Kurama cried out as he banged on his friend's door, only to fall inward when a very drowsy Yusuke flung it open.
"What?"
"Yusuke!" Kurama shouted, overjoyed to see his companion. "Quick, tell me what family the fox belongs to."
Yusuke stared blankly at him, "Um. . .yours?"
Kurama was filled with joy and hugged his friends, "You're normal!!"
"What are you talking about? Of course I'm normal," Yusuke suddenly paused and stared off into space. "Hehe, Rowen's hair is blue."
Kurama raised an eyebrow, "Well, I guess this is normal for him."
"Anyway, what's going on?" Yusuke pushed the kitsune off of him. "Koenma didn't assign us another mission, did he?"
Shaking his head, Kurama looked at Yusuke with an expression of pure fear, "It's far worse than that. Everyone's crazy!! Hiei wants me to bear the Son of God!!"
"But you're a guy."
"I KNOW!!!"
"Oh, for the love of God, get over that already! It's getting old!" Both Yusuke and Kurama turned to the doorway to see a very pissed off looking Hiei.
"Eep!" Kurama cried as he hid behind Yusuke.
Yusuke blinked, realizing something, "Hey, Hiei, why are you floating?"
"BECAUSE I'M THE ANGEL GABRIELE!!!" Hiei cried, annoyed.
"Oh," Yusuke blinked. "Hiei, an angel, well, I guess it could happen."
Kurama clung onto Yusuke's shirt as it were the sole thing keeping him from almost certain horror.
Hiei noticed this and grinned, "Well, it looks like you did a good thing coming here, fox."
Blinking at this sudden change in personality, Kurama stared at Hiei, waiting for him to continue.
"Now one more part of the prophecy is complete," Hiei looked at Yusuke. "I congratulate you, Yusuke."
"Um, for what?" Yusuke still wasn't sure what was going on.
"Why, for becoming the father of the Son of God, of course," Hiei bowed his head towards him. "You are to be the husband of the virgin Kurama."
Both Kurama and Yusuke paused at that. Blinking, they looked at each other. Kurama noticed that his hands were still clinging to Yusuke's shirt. Quickly, both jumped away and shuddered. "Ew, eeeeeeewwwww!!!!!"
"I can't marry him!" Yusuke shouted. "He's a guy!"
Hiei sighed, "Yes, I am well aware of that fact."
"Besides," Kurama put in. "Yusuke's really not my type."
Yusuke paled, "Keiko would kill me!"
Realization hit Kurama, hard, "Hey, you just said 'virgin' Kurama. Right?"
"Yes, it is a known fact that the Son of God will be born of a virgin," Hiei explained.
"Sorry, but now I can't be the barer. Why, back in my Youko days, I was renown for-"
Hiei interrupted, "This lifetime, bucko."
Kurama paused and pouted, "Drat."
"Don't I get any say in this?" Yusuke asked. "What if I refuse to do it?"
Hiei growled, "YOU WILL BE THE HUSBAND OF THE VIRGIN KURAMA, WHO WILL BARE THE SON OF GOD, AND YOU WILL BE HORONERED TO DO IT, DAMNIT!!"
Yusuke sweatdroped, "I think he finally snapped."
"Good, serves him right," Kurama said spitefully.
"I think you've gone a little crazy yourself."
Glaring over at the spirit detective, Kurama replied, "Well, you would be too if you had a five foot demon claiming to be an angel order you to bare the Child of God for the past couple of days."
"You still don't want to do this?" the sad voice from the door made all look to see Yukina standing with a very confused Kuwabara.
Kurama sighed, "How many times do I have to say this? No."
"But it is a gift," Yukina pleaded. "You must accept what the lord has given you graciously."
Kurama backed away in terror as the three figures walked up to him, chanting, "Do it, do it, do it."
Suddenly, he remembered something that could save him from his fate. The pointed at Kuwabara and Yukina, turned to Hiei, and screamed, "Kuwabara got Yukina pregnant!!!"
Hiei's face darkened considerably, and a voice came out that was clearly the old Hiei, "What?"
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A/N: Well, I did it. Are you proud of me? I may be getting a little off topic, but I needed a reason for Kurama and Yusuke to leave like Mary and Joseph left for Jerusalem. Tune in, if I ever write a next chapter.
Chisara: I'm back!!!
Yusuke: Oh joy.
Chisara: Sorry for the horribly long wait guys, I went on vacation and forgot to tack my laptop with me, and then I just procrastinated, so, yeah.
Yusuke: Even though now it's out of date.
Chisara: Not as bad as others can be. Its still winter.
Yusuke: *glower*
Chisara: *slaps Yusuke in the back* Oh cheer up! You're in this chapter!
Yusuke: What?!?! No!
Chisara: Also, I would like to take a moment to talk to some of my reviewers. For my last chapter, I got two reviews telling me that I should be ashamed of myself for making fun of people's religion. I apologize if I came off that way, I didn't mean to be sac religious, I meant to be funny. I'm a catholic schoolgirl for crying out loud. So, I'm sorry if you feel that way, but I'm not going to stop.
Yusuke: Unfortunately.
Chisara: Oh, shut up you!
Yusuke: And she doesn't own us.
Chisara: What, give up on me saying it?
Yusuke: Yep.
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Hail Kurama, Full of Grace
By: Chisara
"Open the bloody door this instant!!" Kurama cried out as he banged on his friend's door, only to fall inward when a very drowsy Yusuke flung it open.
"What?"
"Yusuke!" Kurama shouted, overjoyed to see his companion. "Quick, tell me what family the fox belongs to."
Yusuke stared blankly at him, "Um. . .yours?"
Kurama was filled with joy and hugged his friends, "You're normal!!"
"What are you talking about? Of course I'm normal," Yusuke suddenly paused and stared off into space. "Hehe, Rowen's hair is blue."
Kurama raised an eyebrow, "Well, I guess this is normal for him."
"Anyway, what's going on?" Yusuke pushed the kitsune off of him. "Koenma didn't assign us another mission, did he?"
Shaking his head, Kurama looked at Yusuke with an expression of pure fear, "It's far worse than that. Everyone's crazy!! Hiei wants me to bear the Son of God!!"
"But you're a guy."
"I KNOW!!!"
"Oh, for the love of God, get over that already! It's getting old!" Both Yusuke and Kurama turned to the doorway to see a very pissed off looking Hiei.
"Eep!" Kurama cried as he hid behind Yusuke.
Yusuke blinked, realizing something, "Hey, Hiei, why are you floating?"
"BECAUSE I'M THE ANGEL GABRIELE!!!" Hiei cried, annoyed.
"Oh," Yusuke blinked. "Hiei, an angel, well, I guess it could happen."
Kurama clung onto Yusuke's shirt as it were the sole thing keeping him from almost certain horror.
Hiei noticed this and grinned, "Well, it looks like you did a good thing coming here, fox."
Blinking at this sudden change in personality, Kurama stared at Hiei, waiting for him to continue.
"Now one more part of the prophecy is complete," Hiei looked at Yusuke. "I congratulate you, Yusuke."
"Um, for what?" Yusuke still wasn't sure what was going on.
"Why, for becoming the father of the Son of God, of course," Hiei bowed his head towards him. "You are to be the husband of the virgin Kurama."
Both Kurama and Yusuke paused at that. Blinking, they looked at each other. Kurama noticed that his hands were still clinging to Yusuke's shirt. Quickly, both jumped away and shuddered. "Ew, eeeeeeewwwww!!!!!"
"I can't marry him!" Yusuke shouted. "He's a guy!"
Hiei sighed, "Yes, I am well aware of that fact."
"Besides," Kurama put in. "Yusuke's really not my type."
Yusuke paled, "Keiko would kill me!"
Realization hit Kurama, hard, "Hey, you just said 'virgin' Kurama. Right?"
"Yes, it is a known fact that the Son of God will be born of a virgin," Hiei explained.
"Sorry, but now I can't be the barer. Why, back in my Youko days, I was renown for-"
Hiei interrupted, "This lifetime, bucko."
Kurama paused and pouted, "Drat."
"Don't I get any say in this?" Yusuke asked. "What if I refuse to do it?"
Hiei growled, "YOU WILL BE THE HUSBAND OF THE VIRGIN KURAMA, WHO WILL BARE THE SON OF GOD, AND YOU WILL BE HORONERED TO DO IT, DAMNIT!!"
Yusuke sweatdroped, "I think he finally snapped."
"Good, serves him right," Kurama said spitefully.
"I think you've gone a little crazy yourself."
Glaring over at the spirit detective, Kurama replied, "Well, you would be too if you had a five foot demon claiming to be an angel order you to bare the Child of God for the past couple of days."
"You still don't want to do this?" the sad voice from the door made all look to see Yukina standing with a very confused Kuwabara.
Kurama sighed, "How many times do I have to say this? No."
"But it is a gift," Yukina pleaded. "You must accept what the lord has given you graciously."
Kurama backed away in terror as the three figures walked up to him, chanting, "Do it, do it, do it."
Suddenly, he remembered something that could save him from his fate. The pointed at Kuwabara and Yukina, turned to Hiei, and screamed, "Kuwabara got Yukina pregnant!!!"
Hiei's face darkened considerably, and a voice came out that was clearly the old Hiei, "What?"
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A/N: Well, I did it. Are you proud of me? I may be getting a little off topic, but I needed a reason for Kurama and Yusuke to leave like Mary and Joseph left for Jerusalem. Tune in, if I ever write a next chapter.