I don't own the Matrix blah blah blah. Wish I did etc etc you all know the
drill by now. This is just intended as a bit of fun that I'll update
whenever I feel like it. If you have any ideas as to what other songs I
could do please leave a review. Thank you and on with the show!
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Enter Morpheus, wearing a platinum blond wig and pink sparkly cocktail dress. (Just use you imagination)
Morpheus: Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to begin this evening with
a moody blues number, called House of the Rising Sun.
(Cue cocktail bar kind of piano music)
Morpheus: (singing) There was a ship they called the Neb',
The crew searched for The One,
They used Kung fu and "lots of guns",
To fight the war to save Zion.
(Morpheus sits down on a random cocktail-bar type chair)
So as we fly to Broadcast depth,
Link prepares to load us up,
We sit, and leave reality,
Then kick the Agents' butts.
(Morpheus climbs onto the grand piano and does a "look at me I'm so pretty" rolly-over kind of dance thing.)
Morpheus: So dressed from head to toe in black,
Looking super-cool (flutters false eyelashes)
We free the minds of the innocent,
From the program that was meant to fool.
(During the instrumental verse Niobe appears down a stepladder in the background. Morpheus jumps off the piano and pulls her towards him. Niobe looks very scared. (Well you would) Morpheus drops to his knees and sings to her)
Morpheus: Niobe tell our children.
"Don't do what your father's done."
Don't spend your lives going bald through stress,
Searching for The One.
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Okay well I'll leave the rest to your imagination lol. Hope you enjoyed, please R&R. I had fun writing it, and if you guys liked reading it I may do another! Any who, thanks for reading.
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Enter Morpheus, wearing a platinum blond wig and pink sparkly cocktail dress. (Just use you imagination)
Morpheus: Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to begin this evening with
a moody blues number, called House of the Rising Sun.
(Cue cocktail bar kind of piano music)
Morpheus: (singing) There was a ship they called the Neb',
The crew searched for The One,
They used Kung fu and "lots of guns",
To fight the war to save Zion.
(Morpheus sits down on a random cocktail-bar type chair)
So as we fly to Broadcast depth,
Link prepares to load us up,
We sit, and leave reality,
Then kick the Agents' butts.
(Morpheus climbs onto the grand piano and does a "look at me I'm so pretty" rolly-over kind of dance thing.)
Morpheus: So dressed from head to toe in black,
Looking super-cool (flutters false eyelashes)
We free the minds of the innocent,
From the program that was meant to fool.
(During the instrumental verse Niobe appears down a stepladder in the background. Morpheus jumps off the piano and pulls her towards him. Niobe looks very scared. (Well you would) Morpheus drops to his knees and sings to her)
Morpheus: Niobe tell our children.
"Don't do what your father's done."
Don't spend your lives going bald through stress,
Searching for The One.
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Okay well I'll leave the rest to your imagination lol. Hope you enjoyed, please R&R. I had fun writing it, and if you guys liked reading it I may do another! Any who, thanks for reading.