Disclaimer: I don't own Zimmy!
A/N: Okay, in the last chappie I forgot to mention: when Ned was reading Zim's mind, Zim was outside the mental hospital. Just thought I should mention that ^-^. Anyway, here's another chapter, it's in Behememall's POV. Enjoy!
Insanely Sophisticated
"Um kay. So what do I do again?"
"You. Start. Having. A fit. With me so far? Then. You. Steal. The. Keys. Or at least try to. Got that?"
"Oh. Hey, where's my hot dog?"
I searched my pockets for the cheesy goodness that is the hot dogs.sometimes I use the cafeteria food to attract rats! Now, where did I put that hot dog?
"HELLLLOOOOOOOOO!" A voice rang out from the little window in me and Ned's cell.
I turned and saw my hot dog FLYING! No, wait, something was holding it.
I ran to the window and grabbed my precious back.
"Whatcha doin'?" the voice asked.
"We're just trying to break Ned outta here so he can save the world from inevitable DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM."
"Ooohhh.I like doom!" the voice answered.
"Hey, Behememall, this was the dog that was with that ALIEN!" Ned said to me.
"I know whatchoooo want." The voice from the window rang. Then a pair of keys came flying the window.
Ned grabbed the keys.
"YAY! Now, you give me tha hot dog!"
I was appalled.
"No way!"
"YES!"
"No."
"YES!"
"Give 'im the god damned hot dog, Behememall!"
"On my wife's grave!"
"You don't have a wife!"
"Or do I?"
That question made all of us consider for a moment.
Suddenly, the thing in the window snatched the hot dog out of my hands.
"NOOOOOOOOO!"
"NICE DOIN' BUSINESS WITH YA! I GODDA GO NOW, BYE!"
Then it was gone. IT TOOK MY HOT DOGGIE!!!
"Behememall, let's break outta here!"
"Right now?"
"Yes'um!"
"Neato!"
I was happy that I didn't have to throw a fit. But how did that dog obtain the keys? Oh well, we were heading outta here, after almost twenty years. Twenty years.
That night, Ned and me took the keys and unlocked the door. We crept out into the hall, then down the main stairs. So close. It was right there, the door was. Then.
"Eh, whatta you two doin' out here?"
"Ah, we are, um, cleaning ladies! Yes! We come to clean!"
"Okay." The guard walked off.
"Whew." I sighed, and Ned and me walked right out the door, as if it was natural.
Little did we know the horrors that awaited us in the world.
A/N: Okay, in the last chappie I forgot to mention: when Ned was reading Zim's mind, Zim was outside the mental hospital. Just thought I should mention that ^-^. Anyway, here's another chapter, it's in Behememall's POV. Enjoy!
Insanely Sophisticated
"Um kay. So what do I do again?"
"You. Start. Having. A fit. With me so far? Then. You. Steal. The. Keys. Or at least try to. Got that?"
"Oh. Hey, where's my hot dog?"
I searched my pockets for the cheesy goodness that is the hot dogs.sometimes I use the cafeteria food to attract rats! Now, where did I put that hot dog?
"HELLLLOOOOOOOOO!" A voice rang out from the little window in me and Ned's cell.
I turned and saw my hot dog FLYING! No, wait, something was holding it.
I ran to the window and grabbed my precious back.
"Whatcha doin'?" the voice asked.
"We're just trying to break Ned outta here so he can save the world from inevitable DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM."
"Ooohhh.I like doom!" the voice answered.
"Hey, Behememall, this was the dog that was with that ALIEN!" Ned said to me.
"I know whatchoooo want." The voice from the window rang. Then a pair of keys came flying the window.
Ned grabbed the keys.
"YAY! Now, you give me tha hot dog!"
I was appalled.
"No way!"
"YES!"
"No."
"YES!"
"Give 'im the god damned hot dog, Behememall!"
"On my wife's grave!"
"You don't have a wife!"
"Or do I?"
That question made all of us consider for a moment.
Suddenly, the thing in the window snatched the hot dog out of my hands.
"NOOOOOOOOO!"
"NICE DOIN' BUSINESS WITH YA! I GODDA GO NOW, BYE!"
Then it was gone. IT TOOK MY HOT DOGGIE!!!
"Behememall, let's break outta here!"
"Right now?"
"Yes'um!"
"Neato!"
I was happy that I didn't have to throw a fit. But how did that dog obtain the keys? Oh well, we were heading outta here, after almost twenty years. Twenty years.
That night, Ned and me took the keys and unlocked the door. We crept out into the hall, then down the main stairs. So close. It was right there, the door was. Then.
"Eh, whatta you two doin' out here?"
"Ah, we are, um, cleaning ladies! Yes! We come to clean!"
"Okay." The guard walked off.
"Whew." I sighed, and Ned and me walked right out the door, as if it was natural.
Little did we know the horrors that awaited us in the world.