A/N: OK, here goes another chappie by Nurgon. This is where it starts getting really strange.. And it's extremely short. I told you, all of them are. It also skips most of the rest of Summer. Let's just say that he's made no contact with Ron, and he barfs a lot everyday, OK?

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Chapter Three: By Nurgon Frostfire

Harry used Floo Powder to get to Death Eaters Anonymous. There Harry saw all of the Death Eaters. A few minutes after he arrived, the lights went out and a giant birthday cake was wheeled into the room. As son as Voldemort blew out the last candle, Ron jumped out of the cake. Harry just sat with a mixed look of terror and disgust on his face as he watched his best friend stand in front of Voldemort in a pink fuzzy thong. Harry then turned around, unable to look at Ron, who was now giving Voldemort a lap dance.

When Harry turned around, he saw something he never wanted to even think about:

Ron and Voldemort disappeared into the make-out room.

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Told you it was very short. See, these chappies were written for harrypotter.com, which, in that case, you have to have short chapters. I dunno why, that's just the way it is.