Disclaimer: I don't own Zim, duh! And I don't own the song milkshake by
that person. Can't remember the name ^-^.
A/N: Another chapter ^-^. This one's in Zim's and Gaz's POV.
(Zim's POV)
"Gir, record this song!"
"Yes, master!"
I figured if I am to act HUMAN, I will have to listen to what they call music.
"Doot doot, ma milkshake brings all tha boys to tha yard, and their life, it better that yours; damn right, it better that yours, I can teach ya, but I'll have ta charge!" Gir was singing to the song.
Ergh, that SONG!
"Silence Gir!"
"Can I sing tha Thong Song?"
"NO."
"Please?"
"NO!"
If the Tallests hadn't told me it was advanced, I would have thought it stupid. Gir belongs on Earth. I don't. That's why, I'm conquering Earth tomorrow with my INGENIOUS plan!
"Come, Gir. We have work to do!"
Gir opened up his head and retrieved a hot dog from it.
"Where did you get that?"
"Hmmm. Uhhhm. Uh, I DON'T REMEMBER!"
Advanced my Irken butt.
(Gaz's POV)
My stupid brother. If dad hadn't told me not to mess with him, it would be the spork for him. Rambling on and on.
"Blah blah! Blah blah blah blah, BLAH!"
He WILL die.
"Hey, hey Gaz, look over there!"
To shut him up, I looked. A guy with a purple sock walked out, turned, and pulled another guy out onto the street. They both look crazy.
"So?"
"Don't you see? Their escaped mental patients! They're wearing prison clothes!"
"You should be in there."
With that, I took hold of his stupid cloak and pulled him to the door of the mental institution.
"What are you doing Gaz?"
"Taking you to your new home."
"What? Wait, Gaz, what are we doing?"
I walked up to the front desk.
The lady said, "Hellllllloooooooooo!."
"My brothers crazy. I'm signing him up here."
"What? Gaz, stop this!"
"Oooooookay, his name?"
"I'm not crazy!"
"Dib."
"Ooookay, we'll take him from here, sweetie!"
I growled, but wasn't mad long as two guards came to take Dib away. I waved.
"Gaz! You're making a mistake!"
I decided to celebrate by buying pizza.
A/N: Another chapter ^-^. This one's in Zim's and Gaz's POV.
(Zim's POV)
"Gir, record this song!"
"Yes, master!"
I figured if I am to act HUMAN, I will have to listen to what they call music.
"Doot doot, ma milkshake brings all tha boys to tha yard, and their life, it better that yours; damn right, it better that yours, I can teach ya, but I'll have ta charge!" Gir was singing to the song.
Ergh, that SONG!
"Silence Gir!"
"Can I sing tha Thong Song?"
"NO."
"Please?"
"NO!"
If the Tallests hadn't told me it was advanced, I would have thought it stupid. Gir belongs on Earth. I don't. That's why, I'm conquering Earth tomorrow with my INGENIOUS plan!
"Come, Gir. We have work to do!"
Gir opened up his head and retrieved a hot dog from it.
"Where did you get that?"
"Hmmm. Uhhhm. Uh, I DON'T REMEMBER!"
Advanced my Irken butt.
(Gaz's POV)
My stupid brother. If dad hadn't told me not to mess with him, it would be the spork for him. Rambling on and on.
"Blah blah! Blah blah blah blah, BLAH!"
He WILL die.
"Hey, hey Gaz, look over there!"
To shut him up, I looked. A guy with a purple sock walked out, turned, and pulled another guy out onto the street. They both look crazy.
"So?"
"Don't you see? Their escaped mental patients! They're wearing prison clothes!"
"You should be in there."
With that, I took hold of his stupid cloak and pulled him to the door of the mental institution.
"What are you doing Gaz?"
"Taking you to your new home."
"What? Wait, Gaz, what are we doing?"
I walked up to the front desk.
The lady said, "Hellllllloooooooooo!."
"My brothers crazy. I'm signing him up here."
"What? Gaz, stop this!"
"Oooooookay, his name?"
"I'm not crazy!"
"Dib."
"Ooookay, we'll take him from here, sweetie!"
I growled, but wasn't mad long as two guards came to take Dib away. I waved.
"Gaz! You're making a mistake!"
I decided to celebrate by buying pizza.