Disclaimer: I don't own Zim, WHY CAN'T I OWN HIM?
A/N: Finally updated! Enjoy! BTW, this is in Ned's POV.
Insanely Sophisticated
(Ned's POV)
"Gee, the world looks so different!"
"It's so, it's so, CLEAN!"
Behememall and I walked out into the street and onto the sidewalk. Behememall took a piece of gum off the bottom of his shoe and stuck it in his coat pocket.
"Hey, remember when Legolas BREATHED? It was SO COOOOL!"
Two girls walked past me, talking about SOMETHING.
"OH YEAH, that was the BEST part!"
Behememall looked into a shop window, where inside two mechanical dolls danced and sang a song.
"I love those little guys!"
"Come on Behememall, we've got little precious time before that thing takes over the Earth!" I pulled 'im away from the shop window, and we began walking.
Ten minutes later, we were still walking. Behememall kept stopping by shop windows and watching things do, um, things.
"Hey Ned, look at the chicken guy!"
A little TV sat in one window, and on it a guy was saying: "PLEASSSSE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BY THE CHICKEN!!!! NOOOWWWW!"
"We HAVE to buy the chicken!"
"No, we don't, Behememall, we don't even have any money on us!"
Behememall and I went inside the next store over from the TV store, where the two girls were.
"HEY CANDICE! Look at this SHIRT! It has Legolas's FACE on it! I MUST HAVE IT!"
"I thought we were gonna use tha money to buy ice cream!"
"DO YOU THINK I WOULD SPEND MY MONEY ON ICE CRAP? I NEED TO BUY THE SHIRT! I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD IT!" the girl then went over into a corner of the store and began to eat the shirt.
"Okay, then, you do that." The other girl mumbled.
"EXCUSE me, person! I need money to buy chicken!"
"Huh?" the girl stared at Behememall. I thought 'e was going to rob the store, but this was a much more easier plan.
"MONEY! GIMME!"
"OH MY GOSH! I'M BEING ROBBED! HELP ME!"
"Hey (snort) sir, what do you think your doing? (snort)" the cash register guy asked.
"I NEED MONEY FOR CHICKEN!"
"Move (snort) along, sir."
With that, Behememall took the two dollars at fifty cents that the girl was holding, and jumped into the glass window, which broke.
"And I suppose YOU are gonna rob me to?" the girl glared at me, and I ran off to get Behememall and get the HECK outta there.
"You know, there was a door." I said to Behememall as he brushed the glass off of himself. He took out the gum he had put in his pocket earlier, and began to chew it.
"SO, where's tha chicken place?" He asked me. I shrugged, and we continued to walk. As we walked, we went past two very fat ladies, a poodle, three dancing monkeys, a grasshopper, an ice cream shop, and a sad clown before we reached a sock store.
"GASP, It's a SOCK STORE!" Behememall ran in before I could stop 'im.
"Jesus cookies!" I muttered, and followed him in. Behememall looked as if he were a kid in a chocolate store. He went around sniffing several sock racks, trying to find a pair he liked.
I was just about to tell him we had to find the aliens hide out place, when by PURE coincidence, there 'e was, the green bastard!
"YOU!" I muttered, then started toward the thing, ready, if necessary, to smother him with a sock.
A/N: Finally updated! Enjoy! BTW, this is in Ned's POV.
Insanely Sophisticated
(Ned's POV)
"Gee, the world looks so different!"
"It's so, it's so, CLEAN!"
Behememall and I walked out into the street and onto the sidewalk. Behememall took a piece of gum off the bottom of his shoe and stuck it in his coat pocket.
"Hey, remember when Legolas BREATHED? It was SO COOOOL!"
Two girls walked past me, talking about SOMETHING.
"OH YEAH, that was the BEST part!"
Behememall looked into a shop window, where inside two mechanical dolls danced and sang a song.
"I love those little guys!"
"Come on Behememall, we've got little precious time before that thing takes over the Earth!" I pulled 'im away from the shop window, and we began walking.
Ten minutes later, we were still walking. Behememall kept stopping by shop windows and watching things do, um, things.
"Hey Ned, look at the chicken guy!"
A little TV sat in one window, and on it a guy was saying: "PLEASSSSE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BY THE CHICKEN!!!! NOOOWWWW!"
"We HAVE to buy the chicken!"
"No, we don't, Behememall, we don't even have any money on us!"
Behememall and I went inside the next store over from the TV store, where the two girls were.
"HEY CANDICE! Look at this SHIRT! It has Legolas's FACE on it! I MUST HAVE IT!"
"I thought we were gonna use tha money to buy ice cream!"
"DO YOU THINK I WOULD SPEND MY MONEY ON ICE CRAP? I NEED TO BUY THE SHIRT! I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD IT!" the girl then went over into a corner of the store and began to eat the shirt.
"Okay, then, you do that." The other girl mumbled.
"EXCUSE me, person! I need money to buy chicken!"
"Huh?" the girl stared at Behememall. I thought 'e was going to rob the store, but this was a much more easier plan.
"MONEY! GIMME!"
"OH MY GOSH! I'M BEING ROBBED! HELP ME!"
"Hey (snort) sir, what do you think your doing? (snort)" the cash register guy asked.
"I NEED MONEY FOR CHICKEN!"
"Move (snort) along, sir."
With that, Behememall took the two dollars at fifty cents that the girl was holding, and jumped into the glass window, which broke.
"And I suppose YOU are gonna rob me to?" the girl glared at me, and I ran off to get Behememall and get the HECK outta there.
"You know, there was a door." I said to Behememall as he brushed the glass off of himself. He took out the gum he had put in his pocket earlier, and began to chew it.
"SO, where's tha chicken place?" He asked me. I shrugged, and we continued to walk. As we walked, we went past two very fat ladies, a poodle, three dancing monkeys, a grasshopper, an ice cream shop, and a sad clown before we reached a sock store.
"GASP, It's a SOCK STORE!" Behememall ran in before I could stop 'im.
"Jesus cookies!" I muttered, and followed him in. Behememall looked as if he were a kid in a chocolate store. He went around sniffing several sock racks, trying to find a pair he liked.
I was just about to tell him we had to find the aliens hide out place, when by PURE coincidence, there 'e was, the green bastard!
"YOU!" I muttered, then started toward the thing, ready, if necessary, to smother him with a sock.