A/N: OK, here's the longer chapter. Firstly, though. This chappie reminded
me that we need a disclaimer. So, here it is!
Disclaimer: We do not own Harry Potter. We also do not own Lestat, he belongs to the author of his book, as does Harry and other characters. OK, there, are you happy now?
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Chapter Five: By Nurgon Frostfire
When Harry awoke the next day, he was told to go directly to the Headmaster's office. He went up, but walked as slowly as possible until he reached the gargoyle, which jumped aside before Harry could see anything. Harry walked upstairs into Dumbledore's office. But who he saw wasn't Dumbledore.
"Voldemort?!?!" Harry asked in surprise.
"Yes, Harry, it's me. Please sit down so we can talk." Said Voldemort, as he put the cap back on the bottle of neon pink nail polish he had been using.
"Perfect.." He said aloud to himself, looking at his fingernails. Then he looked up at Harry. "Harry, there's something you should know. I'm your-"
"OMG. You're my father!?!?"
"NO! That's not what I was going to say. Harry, I'm your." ---------- *Dramatic pause*---------- "Cousin's, sister's, brother's, mom's, uncle's, poodle named Billybobjoedebbiefrank's niece!"
Harry just jumped up and ran back to the common room, where he saw some dude with dirty blonde hair playing the piano.
"Who are you?" Harry asked as he sat down on the couch.
In a flash, the blonde dude was next to Harry, pinning him back to the couch by his neck. The dude leaned in so close that he was almost kissing Harry's neck.
"I'm going to give you, Harry, the choice I never had." The dude told Harry. He leaned in closer and was about to bite Harry's neck when Ron walked into the common room. The blonde dude looked up at Ron and jumped off the couch, leaving Harry unharmed.
"Lestat!" Yelled the now angry red head, "What did I tell you when I left? NO ATTACKING THE BOYS!!!"
Lestat looked from Ron to Harry then back to Ron, before running at the window and jumping out of it.
Harry got up and ran out of the common room like a crazy person until he found the room of Requirements. He went inside, hoping to sit alone and think. Lucky for him, no one else was there. He sat in a corner and eventually fell asleep.
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A/N: OK, that one was strange.. I'm telling you right now, that the next chappie won't be as funny if you haven't seen Interview with the Vampire. And, just to tell you, I don't own the lines from Interview, though some were modified. If you don't know which the lines are. sorry.
Disclaimer: We do not own Harry Potter. We also do not own Lestat, he belongs to the author of his book, as does Harry and other characters. OK, there, are you happy now?
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Chapter Five: By Nurgon Frostfire
When Harry awoke the next day, he was told to go directly to the Headmaster's office. He went up, but walked as slowly as possible until he reached the gargoyle, which jumped aside before Harry could see anything. Harry walked upstairs into Dumbledore's office. But who he saw wasn't Dumbledore.
"Voldemort?!?!" Harry asked in surprise.
"Yes, Harry, it's me. Please sit down so we can talk." Said Voldemort, as he put the cap back on the bottle of neon pink nail polish he had been using.
"Perfect.." He said aloud to himself, looking at his fingernails. Then he looked up at Harry. "Harry, there's something you should know. I'm your-"
"OMG. You're my father!?!?"
"NO! That's not what I was going to say. Harry, I'm your." ---------- *Dramatic pause*---------- "Cousin's, sister's, brother's, mom's, uncle's, poodle named Billybobjoedebbiefrank's niece!"
Harry just jumped up and ran back to the common room, where he saw some dude with dirty blonde hair playing the piano.
"Who are you?" Harry asked as he sat down on the couch.
In a flash, the blonde dude was next to Harry, pinning him back to the couch by his neck. The dude leaned in so close that he was almost kissing Harry's neck.
"I'm going to give you, Harry, the choice I never had." The dude told Harry. He leaned in closer and was about to bite Harry's neck when Ron walked into the common room. The blonde dude looked up at Ron and jumped off the couch, leaving Harry unharmed.
"Lestat!" Yelled the now angry red head, "What did I tell you when I left? NO ATTACKING THE BOYS!!!"
Lestat looked from Ron to Harry then back to Ron, before running at the window and jumping out of it.
Harry got up and ran out of the common room like a crazy person until he found the room of Requirements. He went inside, hoping to sit alone and think. Lucky for him, no one else was there. He sat in a corner and eventually fell asleep.
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A/N: OK, that one was strange.. I'm telling you right now, that the next chappie won't be as funny if you haven't seen Interview with the Vampire. And, just to tell you, I don't own the lines from Interview, though some were modified. If you don't know which the lines are. sorry.