Disclaimer: I don't own Zim! DAMN THESE DISCLAIMERS!
A/N: Updated! (Mostly 'cause my friend FORCED me to. But also partly 'cause I wanted to ^-^) Thankies for all the reviews, guys! Oh, I noticed something in the first chapter. When I went to write cheesy hotdogs the first time, I accidentally wrote chesty. Anyway, Enjoy!
(Dibs POV)
"I'm telling you, I'm NOT supposed to be here! Do I look like I belong here?" I said to the guard.
"Does someone need to take an extra dosage of his medication? Open wide!" the guard shoved some pills down my throat.
"Good boy! Now, stop acting crazy!" the guard walked off.
"Ugh." The pills made me feel all squishy. Huh? What was that? A giant green Legolas monster!
"You're just imagining it. It's the pills." I said to myself. I looked up, and the Legolas monster began to chew on the plastic door of my cell.
The door came off, and I moved to one side as the giant green Legolas monster tried to get in. He finally succeeded, and sat down.
"So." He said.
"Uh, so."
"How's it going?"
"Just great. You?"
"Oh, I'm fine. You know, the funniest thing happened to me yesterday. I was reading this story on this website, and it just HAPPENED to be about me, isn't that funny?"
I nodded.
"Do you know what the story was about?"
I said no.
"It was quite interesting, actually. You see, me and Gimlie had an apartment in New York-"
"Never mind, I REALLY don't wanna know." I muttered.
"Well, I gotta go. Things to do, people to see, you know."
"Yes, of course. Thanks for, uh, eating the door."
"Anytime!" The Legolas monster flew out the door again. I was beginning to think I really WAS crazy until I noticed that the door REALLY wasn't there.
I looked around for the guards, but the halls were empty.
"Hey, psst, big haired one." I turned around, and saw a lady with a sombrero.
"Uh, yes?"
She looked behind her, then beckoned me closer. I stepped closer.
"Come closer." She whispered.
"Closer."
Step.
"Closer."
Step.
"Closer."
Step.
"Closer."
"I can't go closer, the doors in the way!"
"Oh. I have a PROPHOCEY for ye boy!"
"Okay."
She looked around again.
"Boy, don't ye be messin' with that Ned fellow, ya heer me?"
"What? Who's Ned?"
"Stay AWAY! I'm warnin' ya, he's not right, tha' fellow. He's got a mind. HE CAN HEER YOU MAN! STAY AWAY!"
"Okay, lady, I gotta go." I backed away, then started to run toward the front of the building. As I ran, I heard her say, "AWAY! AWAY! (cough) AWAY!"
Freak.
A/N: Updated! (Mostly 'cause my friend FORCED me to. But also partly 'cause I wanted to ^-^) Thankies for all the reviews, guys! Oh, I noticed something in the first chapter. When I went to write cheesy hotdogs the first time, I accidentally wrote chesty. Anyway, Enjoy!
(Dibs POV)
"I'm telling you, I'm NOT supposed to be here! Do I look like I belong here?" I said to the guard.
"Does someone need to take an extra dosage of his medication? Open wide!" the guard shoved some pills down my throat.
"Good boy! Now, stop acting crazy!" the guard walked off.
"Ugh." The pills made me feel all squishy. Huh? What was that? A giant green Legolas monster!
"You're just imagining it. It's the pills." I said to myself. I looked up, and the Legolas monster began to chew on the plastic door of my cell.
The door came off, and I moved to one side as the giant green Legolas monster tried to get in. He finally succeeded, and sat down.
"So." He said.
"Uh, so."
"How's it going?"
"Just great. You?"
"Oh, I'm fine. You know, the funniest thing happened to me yesterday. I was reading this story on this website, and it just HAPPENED to be about me, isn't that funny?"
I nodded.
"Do you know what the story was about?"
I said no.
"It was quite interesting, actually. You see, me and Gimlie had an apartment in New York-"
"Never mind, I REALLY don't wanna know." I muttered.
"Well, I gotta go. Things to do, people to see, you know."
"Yes, of course. Thanks for, uh, eating the door."
"Anytime!" The Legolas monster flew out the door again. I was beginning to think I really WAS crazy until I noticed that the door REALLY wasn't there.
I looked around for the guards, but the halls were empty.
"Hey, psst, big haired one." I turned around, and saw a lady with a sombrero.
"Uh, yes?"
She looked behind her, then beckoned me closer. I stepped closer.
"Come closer." She whispered.
"Closer."
Step.
"Closer."
Step.
"Closer."
Step.
"Closer."
"I can't go closer, the doors in the way!"
"Oh. I have a PROPHOCEY for ye boy!"
"Okay."
She looked around again.
"Boy, don't ye be messin' with that Ned fellow, ya heer me?"
"What? Who's Ned?"
"Stay AWAY! I'm warnin' ya, he's not right, tha' fellow. He's got a mind. HE CAN HEER YOU MAN! STAY AWAY!"
"Okay, lady, I gotta go." I backed away, then started to run toward the front of the building. As I ran, I heard her say, "AWAY! AWAY! (cough) AWAY!"
Freak.