A/N: OK, I forgot to tell you that I don't own the lines from The Matrix
either. I also don't own Danny Elfman. He owns his wonderful, talented
self. And Johnny Depp, well, if I owned him I would give him to my friends
anyway. Sorry, Johnny. Danny's better. ^_^ Ah, I love this. Sitting on my
computer, talking to Nurgon, typing strange stories, listening to Oingo
Boingo, and for some reason thinking about Anikan. HI ANIKAN! ^_^
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Chapter Six: By Pypinyea J. Goodchild
Someone was shaking Harry.
"Wake up, Harry.."
Harry's eyes began to slowly flutter open.
"The Matrix has you, Harry.."
Harry began to stir.
"Follow the Green Dragon.."
Harry began to mumble.
"KNOCK KNOCK, HARRY!"
Harry sat bolt up as someone began to punch him violently.
"What, what?!?!" Yelled Harry.
"Don't make me probe you, Harry!"
"RON! Ron.." Harry gasped, "Was that man in there trying to molest me?"
"Oh, no." Said Ron, "He just wanted to suck your blood."
"He wanted to WHAT!?!?"
"He's a vampire, Harry. Isn't it obvious?"
"No it is not, Ron, you're so hard to understand!"
"Harry, Harry, Harry. Still complaining, Harry?"
"Why is it that you're my best friend, Ron?"
"You grow more like Ginny everyday. Soon you'll be killing ROOSTERS!"
As Harry stood wondering, a man in orange walked in.
"Ron," He Said.
"We've got an order."
"Oh really, what color?" Asked Ron.
"Orange."
"Orange? I don't think I have an orange one. Who would want an orange cake anyway?"
Harry looked around, wondering what the man and Ron were talking about, when Ron suddenly exclaimed that he could dye his second white one and ran out the door. Harry followed him into a building where there was a big costume party with people in scary costumes with loud Oingo Boingo music playing. Harry stopped to ponder what this place was, when he lost Ron. So he wandered around aimlessly. Soon he came to a giant sign that said "Happy Birthday Danny!"
Soon, someone wheeled out a giant orange birthday cake. Everyone in the room gathered around and Danny Elfman stepped up to blow out the candles. Once he did, Ron popped out of the cake in an badly dyed orange fuzzy thong.
"What?!?!" Yelled Danny Elfman, "Ron Weasley!?!? I asked for Johnny Depp!"
At this, everyone in the crowd began to beat Ron violently. He was quickly rushed to a muggle hospital. Harry felt so bad about this, he had to follow Ron to see if he was OK. Besides, he wanted to see the look on the nurse's faces when he was wheeled in wearing an orange fuzzy thong. And he wanted to be there to explain how Ron had gotten so hurt.
Harry smiled an evil grin and ran off after the ambulance.
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A/N: First Off: I greatly apologize to Mr. Elfman. I needed a random person, and my friend said to use him. I LOVE YOU'RE MUSIC! *clears throat* Anyway, I guess I apologize to Mr. Depp. If I have to..
OK, the next chappies aren't written yet, so they may take a bit. Blame Nurgon, she is in charge of the next one!
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Chapter Six: By Pypinyea J. Goodchild
Someone was shaking Harry.
"Wake up, Harry.."
Harry's eyes began to slowly flutter open.
"The Matrix has you, Harry.."
Harry began to stir.
"Follow the Green Dragon.."
Harry began to mumble.
"KNOCK KNOCK, HARRY!"
Harry sat bolt up as someone began to punch him violently.
"What, what?!?!" Yelled Harry.
"Don't make me probe you, Harry!"
"RON! Ron.." Harry gasped, "Was that man in there trying to molest me?"
"Oh, no." Said Ron, "He just wanted to suck your blood."
"He wanted to WHAT!?!?"
"He's a vampire, Harry. Isn't it obvious?"
"No it is not, Ron, you're so hard to understand!"
"Harry, Harry, Harry. Still complaining, Harry?"
"Why is it that you're my best friend, Ron?"
"You grow more like Ginny everyday. Soon you'll be killing ROOSTERS!"
As Harry stood wondering, a man in orange walked in.
"Ron," He Said.
"We've got an order."
"Oh really, what color?" Asked Ron.
"Orange."
"Orange? I don't think I have an orange one. Who would want an orange cake anyway?"
Harry looked around, wondering what the man and Ron were talking about, when Ron suddenly exclaimed that he could dye his second white one and ran out the door. Harry followed him into a building where there was a big costume party with people in scary costumes with loud Oingo Boingo music playing. Harry stopped to ponder what this place was, when he lost Ron. So he wandered around aimlessly. Soon he came to a giant sign that said "Happy Birthday Danny!"
Soon, someone wheeled out a giant orange birthday cake. Everyone in the room gathered around and Danny Elfman stepped up to blow out the candles. Once he did, Ron popped out of the cake in an badly dyed orange fuzzy thong.
"What?!?!" Yelled Danny Elfman, "Ron Weasley!?!? I asked for Johnny Depp!"
At this, everyone in the crowd began to beat Ron violently. He was quickly rushed to a muggle hospital. Harry felt so bad about this, he had to follow Ron to see if he was OK. Besides, he wanted to see the look on the nurse's faces when he was wheeled in wearing an orange fuzzy thong. And he wanted to be there to explain how Ron had gotten so hurt.
Harry smiled an evil grin and ran off after the ambulance.
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A/N: First Off: I greatly apologize to Mr. Elfman. I needed a random person, and my friend said to use him. I LOVE YOU'RE MUSIC! *clears throat* Anyway, I guess I apologize to Mr. Depp. If I have to..
OK, the next chappies aren't written yet, so they may take a bit. Blame Nurgon, she is in charge of the next one!