A/N: OMG, this is really strange. Nurgon went really psycho with this. And
crossovers..
Disclaimer: OK, we do not own any of the similarities to Holes. heh heh. We do not own Happy Tree Friends. Mondo Mini Shows does. OMG, Happy Tree Friends..
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Chapter Seven: By Nurgon Frostfire
When they arrived at the hospital and took Ron passed the nurse, a bald guy in his late 50's jumps out and in front of Ron and Harry and looked at Ron.
"OH MY GOD!" he said, "It's Ron Weasley! Like oh my God! You like jumped out of my friends birthday cake in a black fuzzy thong!" The bald guy sighed dreamily. Harry held back the urge to puke and ran past the guy and into the Emergency Room and threw Ron down on the operating table. Then a doctor appeared out of nowhere! He had a mask on and you could only see his scary eyes. Hey looked at Ron and spoke.
"Hello Ronald" (think Hannibal from silence of the lambs) Harry walked out to the waiting room and got a cup of coffee. But while he was sitting down with his steaming cup of hot coffee, a lady suddenly screamed for no reason and ran up and down the hall way screaming, "PURPLE MONKEY HORSERADISH!" This scared Harry and he spilled his whole cup of steaming hot coffee all down his pants.
The Next Day....
Ron was able to leave the hospital. Harry stood off to the side, tapping his right foot in an annoyed way.
"Hurry up Ron!" He called to his red headed friend who was standing and talking, or rather flirting, with the doctor.
"Ok doctor. I'll see you then," Said Ron as he walked away from the doctor and back over to Harry. They both took the night bus back to Hogwarts and then went to bed in the Gryffindor boy's dorms.
The next day they were awakened by the sound of a horn blaring throughout all of Hogwarts. So they all got up and got dressed in the strange orange jump suits that they had found at the foot of their beds. They walked down and out side of the school and saw Hagrid standing with Dumbledore.
"Listen up y'all," Dumbledore spoke to them, "If any of ya's is wantin ta go home fer ya Christmas break, then I suggest y'all starts diggin ya holes! Everyone will dig one hold per day until Christmas break. Zat clear? GOOD! Now go!"
With that the Headmaster turned and walked back inside the castle. Hagrid turned and looked them all and spoke.
"Well, wut are ya all waitin around here fer? YOU'VE GOT TO GO DIG THOES HOLES!" So all the student went off to dig their own holes and by the time they had finished it was super time again.
The next day when they were walking back to the great hall Draco was looking up at the clouds for some reason when he suddenly fell face first into a hole.
"Hey! Someone? Anyone help me!" He screamed as loud as he could while trying to climb out of the hole, but he couldn't get out. And you know that was Friday and they didn't have to dig any holes until Monday so nobody had a reason to be outside, so Draco was out there for almost three days when finally on Monday Madam Pomfrey was walking around and looking at the holes when she saw him.
"Oh my dear, what are you doing out here? You don't look too good." So she took him to the hospital wing and gave him a potion to revive him and then made him go to sleep.
Later In The Great Hall...
Pansy is freaking out and running from House table to house table, asking everyone if they've seen Draco. But every person she asked gave the same answer- No. She looked around the great hall and shouted, "Has anyone seen Draco!?!?" At this time she was almost crying because she couldn't find Draco and it was killing her. Ron jumped up from the Gryffindor table and looked over at the Slytherin table.
"Like oh my God, Harry!!! Draco's not there! Where can he be?!"
"Calm down Ron," Said Harry, who was really no help at all to Ron right now.
"Calm Ron?! CALM DOWN!?!?!," Screamed the now hysterical redhead, "My Boyfriend is missing and you want me to calm down?!!? Jeez Harry now the truth comes out doesn't it?"
"What the frell are you talking about?!"
"You! being jealous of Draco and me. I see the way you look at him and the way he looks at you! You're sleeping with him aren't you? AREN'T YOU?!!"
"No!!! Ugh! That's disgusting!" Harry fired back at Ron, then ran to the common room.
Ron rushed to the Hospital wing, thinking Draco might be there and he was right!
"I must see Draco!!" he said, dramatically and out of breath from running all the way there.
"I'm sorry but he isn't allowed any visitors at the moment."
"Wha-?" Ron started to ask but his voice cracked and he ran from the hospital wing to the Gryffindor common room where he fell on a couch and cried. "My poor Draco, he's going to die!"
Ron became very depressed and suicidal. Harry had walked in on Ron when he was about to say that killing curse, and he had his wand pointed at him self.
A few days later Draco was at breakfast. Ron ran over to him and hugged him very tightly.
"Oh my dear Draco! I was so worried!!!"
"I'm fine Ronny. No need to worry about me." He smiled and then started to sing out loud for no reason... "Lalalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalala!"
He sung that stupid bloody tune about 500 times before Ron finally smacked him and asked the heck he was singing.
"It's the theme song to Happy Tree Friends, a Muggle show that I watched while in the hospital wing. It's really great! There's all these cute little animals and in every episode they all die horrible nasty deaths!!!", He said and smiled wide at Ron who looked like he had just ate something sour tasting.
The rest of the week consisted of Draco singing over and over.
"Lalalala lalalalala lalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalala. Lalalala lalalalala lalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalala. Lalalala lalalalala lalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalala. Lalalala lalalalala lalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalala. Lalalala lalalalala lalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalala. Lalalala lalalalala lalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalala. Lalalala lalalalala lalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalala. Lalalala lalalalala lalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalala. Lalalala lalalalala lalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalala. Lalalala lalalalala lalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalala. Lalalala lalalalala lalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalala!"..
..And Ron and everyone else telling him to shut up and smacking him in the back of the head.
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A/N: Yeah, don't you think that was strange? Anyway, that description of Happy Tree Friends. that's what it really is. Any of you over in the UK might have seen it before. Well, if you haven't, you should. If you're reading this story, I know you like this kind of stuff.. Go here www.happytreefriends.com and click watch episodes. THEY'RE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: OK, we do not own any of the similarities to Holes. heh heh. We do not own Happy Tree Friends. Mondo Mini Shows does. OMG, Happy Tree Friends..
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Chapter Seven: By Nurgon Frostfire
When they arrived at the hospital and took Ron passed the nurse, a bald guy in his late 50's jumps out and in front of Ron and Harry and looked at Ron.
"OH MY GOD!" he said, "It's Ron Weasley! Like oh my God! You like jumped out of my friends birthday cake in a black fuzzy thong!" The bald guy sighed dreamily. Harry held back the urge to puke and ran past the guy and into the Emergency Room and threw Ron down on the operating table. Then a doctor appeared out of nowhere! He had a mask on and you could only see his scary eyes. Hey looked at Ron and spoke.
"Hello Ronald" (think Hannibal from silence of the lambs) Harry walked out to the waiting room and got a cup of coffee. But while he was sitting down with his steaming cup of hot coffee, a lady suddenly screamed for no reason and ran up and down the hall way screaming, "PURPLE MONKEY HORSERADISH!" This scared Harry and he spilled his whole cup of steaming hot coffee all down his pants.
The Next Day....
Ron was able to leave the hospital. Harry stood off to the side, tapping his right foot in an annoyed way.
"Hurry up Ron!" He called to his red headed friend who was standing and talking, or rather flirting, with the doctor.
"Ok doctor. I'll see you then," Said Ron as he walked away from the doctor and back over to Harry. They both took the night bus back to Hogwarts and then went to bed in the Gryffindor boy's dorms.
The next day they were awakened by the sound of a horn blaring throughout all of Hogwarts. So they all got up and got dressed in the strange orange jump suits that they had found at the foot of their beds. They walked down and out side of the school and saw Hagrid standing with Dumbledore.
"Listen up y'all," Dumbledore spoke to them, "If any of ya's is wantin ta go home fer ya Christmas break, then I suggest y'all starts diggin ya holes! Everyone will dig one hold per day until Christmas break. Zat clear? GOOD! Now go!"
With that the Headmaster turned and walked back inside the castle. Hagrid turned and looked them all and spoke.
"Well, wut are ya all waitin around here fer? YOU'VE GOT TO GO DIG THOES HOLES!" So all the student went off to dig their own holes and by the time they had finished it was super time again.
The next day when they were walking back to the great hall Draco was looking up at the clouds for some reason when he suddenly fell face first into a hole.
"Hey! Someone? Anyone help me!" He screamed as loud as he could while trying to climb out of the hole, but he couldn't get out. And you know that was Friday and they didn't have to dig any holes until Monday so nobody had a reason to be outside, so Draco was out there for almost three days when finally on Monday Madam Pomfrey was walking around and looking at the holes when she saw him.
"Oh my dear, what are you doing out here? You don't look too good." So she took him to the hospital wing and gave him a potion to revive him and then made him go to sleep.
Later In The Great Hall...
Pansy is freaking out and running from House table to house table, asking everyone if they've seen Draco. But every person she asked gave the same answer- No. She looked around the great hall and shouted, "Has anyone seen Draco!?!?" At this time she was almost crying because she couldn't find Draco and it was killing her. Ron jumped up from the Gryffindor table and looked over at the Slytherin table.
"Like oh my God, Harry!!! Draco's not there! Where can he be?!"
"Calm down Ron," Said Harry, who was really no help at all to Ron right now.
"Calm Ron?! CALM DOWN!?!?!," Screamed the now hysterical redhead, "My Boyfriend is missing and you want me to calm down?!!? Jeez Harry now the truth comes out doesn't it?"
"What the frell are you talking about?!"
"You! being jealous of Draco and me. I see the way you look at him and the way he looks at you! You're sleeping with him aren't you? AREN'T YOU?!!"
"No!!! Ugh! That's disgusting!" Harry fired back at Ron, then ran to the common room.
Ron rushed to the Hospital wing, thinking Draco might be there and he was right!
"I must see Draco!!" he said, dramatically and out of breath from running all the way there.
"I'm sorry but he isn't allowed any visitors at the moment."
"Wha-?" Ron started to ask but his voice cracked and he ran from the hospital wing to the Gryffindor common room where he fell on a couch and cried. "My poor Draco, he's going to die!"
Ron became very depressed and suicidal. Harry had walked in on Ron when he was about to say that killing curse, and he had his wand pointed at him self.
A few days later Draco was at breakfast. Ron ran over to him and hugged him very tightly.
"Oh my dear Draco! I was so worried!!!"
"I'm fine Ronny. No need to worry about me." He smiled and then started to sing out loud for no reason... "Lalalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalala!"
He sung that stupid bloody tune about 500 times before Ron finally smacked him and asked the heck he was singing.
"It's the theme song to Happy Tree Friends, a Muggle show that I watched while in the hospital wing. It's really great! There's all these cute little animals and in every episode they all die horrible nasty deaths!!!", He said and smiled wide at Ron who looked like he had just ate something sour tasting.
The rest of the week consisted of Draco singing over and over.
"Lalalala lalalalala lalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalala. Lalalala lalalalala lalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalala. Lalalala lalalalala lalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalala. Lalalala lalalalala lalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalala. Lalalala lalalalala lalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalala. Lalalala lalalalala lalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalala. Lalalala lalalalala lalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalala. Lalalala lalalalala lalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalala. Lalalala lalalalala lalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalala. Lalalala lalalalala lalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalala. Lalalala lalalalala lalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalalalalala lalalala lalalala lalalala!"..
..And Ron and everyone else telling him to shut up and smacking him in the back of the head.
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A/N: Yeah, don't you think that was strange? Anyway, that description of Happy Tree Friends. that's what it really is. Any of you over in the UK might have seen it before. Well, if you haven't, you should. If you're reading this story, I know you like this kind of stuff.. Go here www.happytreefriends.com and click watch episodes. THEY'RE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!