OMG, I'm so fulpwinizing lazy! Don't ask about the fulpwiniz thing.. You
freaking fulpwiniz.. Anywho, who here has gone to see Happy Tree Friends
yet!?!? If not, do it! Sorry I'm so lazy, here's the next chappie..
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Nothing but a toothbrush and an inside out shirt.
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Chapter Eight: By Pypinyea J. Goodchild (Don't y'all just love my name, though! Yeah ,the J. is a tribute to Michael J. Fox. *blows kisses*)
"La la la la la la la! La la la la la la la!" And it went on and on. Draco never said anything else for weeks! Until one day he randomly said it..
"We should all have nicknames!"
No one really knew why he said it, but he proceeded to roam around school giving everyone strange nicknames. He told them that they were names of Happy Tree Friends. He had some issues.. Ron was Cuddles, and Harry was Flippy. Parvati was Toothy, Fred and George were Lifty and Shifty. There was Flaky and Lumpy, Hermione was Sniffles. There were many more, but all shall not be named.
One day, Harry was sitting at the dinner table, talking to Hermione.
"Yeah, that potions exam was probably harder for most of us though, Hermione."
"Sniffles." Ron corrected him.
"Oh, sorry. Yeah, Sniffles. C'mon."
"Well, you see Flippy, if you had done your homework last week, you would've aced it!"
"Sorry, I was too busy digging a hole."
All of a sudden there was a scream from the other side of the room.
"Oh my god, Toothy!" People were yelling. Everyone ran over to see Parvati, dead on the floor with something sharp through her.
"What happened, Nutty?" People were asking. (A/N: OK, dudes. Get used to the nicknames. I like using them.)
"An owl just swooped down and stuck it through her! I'm scarred for life! Cuddles.. Hold me!" He said, grabbing on to Ron.
Over the course of the next few days, random people kept being picked off in strange ways. The population of the school was getting very small..
"What do we do!?!?" Flippy (Harry) yelled to Sniffles one day while digging his hole. (A/N: Lol, dudes.. This is so weird!)
"I don't know, Flip!" Sniffles yelled to him.
"I can help." Came a mysterious voice from behind them. Everyone turned around in their holes.
"It's a glitch in the Matrix." Said the man in the trench coat and glasses. "By giving yourselves Happy Tree Friends names, you confused the computers. So they began killing you like the Happy Tree Friends. But do you know what happens to all of them in the next episode?"
Everyone looked at the man.
"Um.. What?" They all muttered.
"They come back!"
All of a sudden, everyone who had died popped up next to him.
"My name is Neo," The man said, lifting his hands as the people ran to hug their friends. "I am from the real world! I am here to help you!"
soon everyone in school ditched to started to think it was cool that they could die and come back. Some said it was a sensational tingle. Everyone became very attached to Neo, who hung around to guide them. Soon they all wanted to be just like him and began wearing trench coats and sunglasses.
"No, don't!" Neo yelled when there were men in glasses and suits chasing random kid. "You're confusing the Matrix! Don't be like me! The agents will get you! Nooooooooooooo!!!!"
~*.*~ Somewhere far, far away.. Luke Skywalker shouts. "That's my line!" (I love that, Ani! Oh yeah, that's Ani's..) ~*.*~
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A/N: OK, I'm done! It's up to Nurgon to do the next chappie.. Beware.. OK then, bye!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Nothing but a toothbrush and an inside out shirt.
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Chapter Eight: By Pypinyea J. Goodchild (Don't y'all just love my name, though! Yeah ,the J. is a tribute to Michael J. Fox. *blows kisses*)
"La la la la la la la! La la la la la la la!" And it went on and on. Draco never said anything else for weeks! Until one day he randomly said it..
"We should all have nicknames!"
No one really knew why he said it, but he proceeded to roam around school giving everyone strange nicknames. He told them that they were names of Happy Tree Friends. He had some issues.. Ron was Cuddles, and Harry was Flippy. Parvati was Toothy, Fred and George were Lifty and Shifty. There was Flaky and Lumpy, Hermione was Sniffles. There were many more, but all shall not be named.
One day, Harry was sitting at the dinner table, talking to Hermione.
"Yeah, that potions exam was probably harder for most of us though, Hermione."
"Sniffles." Ron corrected him.
"Oh, sorry. Yeah, Sniffles. C'mon."
"Well, you see Flippy, if you had done your homework last week, you would've aced it!"
"Sorry, I was too busy digging a hole."
All of a sudden there was a scream from the other side of the room.
"Oh my god, Toothy!" People were yelling. Everyone ran over to see Parvati, dead on the floor with something sharp through her.
"What happened, Nutty?" People were asking. (A/N: OK, dudes. Get used to the nicknames. I like using them.)
"An owl just swooped down and stuck it through her! I'm scarred for life! Cuddles.. Hold me!" He said, grabbing on to Ron.
Over the course of the next few days, random people kept being picked off in strange ways. The population of the school was getting very small..
"What do we do!?!?" Flippy (Harry) yelled to Sniffles one day while digging his hole. (A/N: Lol, dudes.. This is so weird!)
"I don't know, Flip!" Sniffles yelled to him.
"I can help." Came a mysterious voice from behind them. Everyone turned around in their holes.
"It's a glitch in the Matrix." Said the man in the trench coat and glasses. "By giving yourselves Happy Tree Friends names, you confused the computers. So they began killing you like the Happy Tree Friends. But do you know what happens to all of them in the next episode?"
Everyone looked at the man.
"Um.. What?" They all muttered.
"They come back!"
All of a sudden, everyone who had died popped up next to him.
"My name is Neo," The man said, lifting his hands as the people ran to hug their friends. "I am from the real world! I am here to help you!"
soon everyone in school ditched to started to think it was cool that they could die and come back. Some said it was a sensational tingle. Everyone became very attached to Neo, who hung around to guide them. Soon they all wanted to be just like him and began wearing trench coats and sunglasses.
"No, don't!" Neo yelled when there were men in glasses and suits chasing random kid. "You're confusing the Matrix! Don't be like me! The agents will get you! Nooooooooooooo!!!!"
~*.*~ Somewhere far, far away.. Luke Skywalker shouts. "That's my line!" (I love that, Ani! Oh yeah, that's Ani's..) ~*.*~
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A/N: OK, I'm done! It's up to Nurgon to do the next chappie.. Beware.. OK then, bye!