Chapter 3- The cake
Disclaimer: If I owned Vandread, this fanfic would be an episode of Vandread right now. (And it isn't)
GOMEN!! Sorry I didn't update, I know that my last two chappies were pretty darn short, so I'll make this a longer one as payment for making you guys wait so long. Read on! Remember to review!
In the kitchen, where how well is Jura's cooking is about to be revealed.
"Barnette, clear up that confetti, we need space to make the cake. You get the ingredients ready." Ordered Jura.
"I'm here to get a gift, not be ordered around by you." Grumbled Hibiki.
"Chocolate mousse, fried noodles, mouth watering dumplings.. "
"Alright I give up, sheesh. But I'm only doing this for the food. " said Hibiki while walking to the pantry.
"Whatever. Just get the ingredients and stop making excuses." She got out a bowl the size of Texas.
"Now lets get started."
(spongebob dude voice)2 hours later....
"Aren't we done yet?" asked Hibiki, who was covered in flour, sugar, bits of egg, and almost every single ingredient used. He looked like a half- baked giant person-shaped nikuman and was extremely exhausted.
"Ok, ok, all we need to do now is to bake it. " said Jura, who was not covered in one speck of dust (weird). She put the cake, which was humongous, shaped like a heart and had pink icing (typical) into the oven (which was pretty big by the way).
"Let's see, how do set the timer again? Oh yeah!" She twisted a couple of knobs and was done. "There! Finished! Now all we need to do is cle........" she looked around the kitchen. It was covered with the same stuff as Hibiki was. "This could take a while. Hey Barnette, get a piece of cloth for me would you?"
No one answered.
"Barnette?" They heard a muffled voice coming from the oven.
Uh oh.
"ARGH! HOW DID SHE GET IN THERE!" shouted Hibiki.
"How was I supposed to know?" Jura snapped back.
"How can you not realize that someone is missing?" said Hibiki while trying to get the oven door open.
Jura ignored him while pressing the 'emergency' button on the oven. There was a 'ding' sound, and the oven door popped open. Jura quickly took out the cake and with Hibiki, and they went through it like they were under attack by a giant marsupial. Just then, Barnette popped her head out. She looked like one of those 'ladies in a cake' you see in bachelor parties.
"Barnette!" said Jura, relived. "Are you alright?"
"Apart from the fact I'm inside a half-baked cake, yes." She said. "Now get me outta here!" Jura somehow managed to pull her out. But now the cake was ruined, and 2 hours were wasted.
"C'mon, lets get you cleaned up." Said Jura.
"Hey, what about me?" said Hibiki.
"You'd better get cleaned up too."
"I mean the present! And my food!"
"Whaddaya mean your food? Too bad, the cake is already ruined. Go find someone else. C'mon Barnette."
She walked off.
"But. but. Aww man, what shall I do now?" He walked back to his room. "Now who do I ask? Sigh Its too late to get two presents already, so I just have to settle with one. Unless a miracle happens, I'm toast. " He went to get cleaned up.
After wandering aimlessly around the ship, he went to the Vanguard hangar and stood next to his Vanguard. "Hey buddy, do you how to get two girls Valentine gifts in two hours?"
Silence.
"I guess not."
" What did you expect from a robot?" Said someone. Hibiki whirled around. It was Meia.
"Watch what you're calling a robot! Anyway, what about you? "
"I don't know how to get presents in record time, but I can give you some advice."
"Fine, lets hear it."
"Ok then. I suggest that you hope for a miracle to happen kid, cuz you're toast."
"What kind of bleepadvice is that!"
Ruri: "Hey, no swearing!"beats Hibiki up
Hibiki: " Mommy..."
Rune"Aaaahhhh! Somebody get a doctor!"
Duero: "I'm a doctor! pulls out a screwdriver oops, wrong tool. pulls out lots and lots of stuff should be in here somewhere..... ah! Got it! gets bandages and wraps them around cake boy There, in cartoon time I say he'll be healed in 10 seconds. 3...2...1..."
Hibiki: My head...
Rune: Have you learnt your lesson? Now get on with the show! boots him to TV land
"Sigh Now what shall I do?" said Hibiki. He was already panicking about what to give.
"Listen, you are very important to those two girls. Try not to disappoint them."
"But. but."
She walked off.
"Why is everybody walking off on me???!!!!" he walked out and went in his room to get some rest cuz it was pretty late.
"I'm doomed....."
Next day.....
Hibiki woke up only to find out its Valentine's Day. He dragged himself out of bed and changed. He went out the door only to bump into.........
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm so evil to end it in a cliffie! Come my pretty reviews!! Come to meeee!!! Someone throws a CD at her Ow! Watch it! Ooohhh, the vandread soundtrack! runs off to play it
Disclaimer: If I owned Vandread, this fanfic would be an episode of Vandread right now. (And it isn't)
GOMEN!! Sorry I didn't update, I know that my last two chappies were pretty darn short, so I'll make this a longer one as payment for making you guys wait so long. Read on! Remember to review!
In the kitchen, where how well is Jura's cooking is about to be revealed.
"Barnette, clear up that confetti, we need space to make the cake. You get the ingredients ready." Ordered Jura.
"I'm here to get a gift, not be ordered around by you." Grumbled Hibiki.
"Chocolate mousse, fried noodles, mouth watering dumplings.. "
"Alright I give up, sheesh. But I'm only doing this for the food. " said Hibiki while walking to the pantry.
"Whatever. Just get the ingredients and stop making excuses." She got out a bowl the size of Texas.
"Now lets get started."
(spongebob dude voice)2 hours later....
"Aren't we done yet?" asked Hibiki, who was covered in flour, sugar, bits of egg, and almost every single ingredient used. He looked like a half- baked giant person-shaped nikuman and was extremely exhausted.
"Ok, ok, all we need to do now is to bake it. " said Jura, who was not covered in one speck of dust (weird). She put the cake, which was humongous, shaped like a heart and had pink icing (typical) into the oven (which was pretty big by the way).
"Let's see, how do set the timer again? Oh yeah!" She twisted a couple of knobs and was done. "There! Finished! Now all we need to do is cle........" she looked around the kitchen. It was covered with the same stuff as Hibiki was. "This could take a while. Hey Barnette, get a piece of cloth for me would you?"
No one answered.
"Barnette?" They heard a muffled voice coming from the oven.
Uh oh.
"ARGH! HOW DID SHE GET IN THERE!" shouted Hibiki.
"How was I supposed to know?" Jura snapped back.
"How can you not realize that someone is missing?" said Hibiki while trying to get the oven door open.
Jura ignored him while pressing the 'emergency' button on the oven. There was a 'ding' sound, and the oven door popped open. Jura quickly took out the cake and with Hibiki, and they went through it like they were under attack by a giant marsupial. Just then, Barnette popped her head out. She looked like one of those 'ladies in a cake' you see in bachelor parties.
"Barnette!" said Jura, relived. "Are you alright?"
"Apart from the fact I'm inside a half-baked cake, yes." She said. "Now get me outta here!" Jura somehow managed to pull her out. But now the cake was ruined, and 2 hours were wasted.
"C'mon, lets get you cleaned up." Said Jura.
"Hey, what about me?" said Hibiki.
"You'd better get cleaned up too."
"I mean the present! And my food!"
"Whaddaya mean your food? Too bad, the cake is already ruined. Go find someone else. C'mon Barnette."
She walked off.
"But. but. Aww man, what shall I do now?" He walked back to his room. "Now who do I ask? Sigh Its too late to get two presents already, so I just have to settle with one. Unless a miracle happens, I'm toast. " He went to get cleaned up.
After wandering aimlessly around the ship, he went to the Vanguard hangar and stood next to his Vanguard. "Hey buddy, do you how to get two girls Valentine gifts in two hours?"
Silence.
"I guess not."
" What did you expect from a robot?" Said someone. Hibiki whirled around. It was Meia.
"Watch what you're calling a robot! Anyway, what about you? "
"I don't know how to get presents in record time, but I can give you some advice."
"Fine, lets hear it."
"Ok then. I suggest that you hope for a miracle to happen kid, cuz you're toast."
"What kind of bleepadvice is that!"
Ruri: "Hey, no swearing!"beats Hibiki up
Hibiki: " Mommy..."
Rune"Aaaahhhh! Somebody get a doctor!"
Duero: "I'm a doctor! pulls out a screwdriver oops, wrong tool. pulls out lots and lots of stuff should be in here somewhere..... ah! Got it! gets bandages and wraps them around cake boy There, in cartoon time I say he'll be healed in 10 seconds. 3...2...1..."
Hibiki: My head...
Rune: Have you learnt your lesson? Now get on with the show! boots him to TV land
"Sigh Now what shall I do?" said Hibiki. He was already panicking about what to give.
"Listen, you are very important to those two girls. Try not to disappoint them."
"But. but."
She walked off.
"Why is everybody walking off on me???!!!!" he walked out and went in his room to get some rest cuz it was pretty late.
"I'm doomed....."
Next day.....
Hibiki woke up only to find out its Valentine's Day. He dragged himself out of bed and changed. He went out the door only to bump into.........
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm so evil to end it in a cliffie! Come my pretty reviews!! Come to meeee!!! Someone throws a CD at her Ow! Watch it! Ooohhh, the vandread soundtrack! runs off to play it