A/N: OK, here it is! The next chappie! Blame me, I never got the chance to type it. Nurgon had it written out, but.. I'm lazy, OK!?!? Get over it!

Disclaimer: I (Nurgon) do not own Wolf, Peter Pan, Neo, The Harry Potter characters, or Legolas (even though he is my brother *wink wink*)

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Chapter Nine: By Nurgon Frostfire

Everyone at Hogwarts was running around in long, black leather trench coats and black sunglasses. Neo was growing weaker and weaker until one day when he went to get out of bed he fell down and hit his head on the metal chair that had suddenly appeared there........

He was slipping away..........

Farther and farther, until..........

He passed out.

5 DAYS LATER..

"He's waking up!" Said Ginny and Hermione. Neo opened his eyes to see Ron standing over him and leaning down, a little too close to his face. Draco, Ginny and Hermione were standing nearby but not as close as Ron was.

Neo jumped up and ran out of the room with his hands waving around like mad screaming "THE MARTIANS HAVE LANDED!!!!!!!!!!"

Hermione raised and eyebrow and shook her head.

LATER THAT DAY..

Hermione was walking outside by the lake when someone tapped her on the shoulder. She turned around to see a boy with curly brown hair dressed in a green outfit.

"Who are you?" She asked.

"Stop playing around, Wendy. It's me, Peter." He said and smiled brightly.

"I'm not Wendy, I'm Hermione.. Oh my gosh! You're Peter Pan! Can I have your autograph!?!? I think you're soooooo cute!" She almost yelled because she was so excited.

Peter looked around then signed the paper that Hermione held out to him then looked around quickly once more.

"I, uuuuummmmmmmmmmm, have to go, bye!" He yelled back to her as he flew away. Hermione sighed dreamily and leaned back against a nearby tree. All was quiet and peaceful.

Suddenly the sound of a speeding arrow was heard followed by Neo's screaming and a thud.

Neo lay on the ground, motionless. A tall dude in green and brown with long blond hair ran forward out of the forest and over to Neo. He pulled the arrow out of Neo. Neo opened his eyes and locked eyes with the tall blond dude.

"I'm Neo," Said Neo.

The tall blonde dude said "I'm the tall blond dude. My real name is Legolas Greenleaf."

For Legolas and Neo it was love at first site. After that they were always together- all the time. One day they left Hogwarts to go get married.

A week later Ginny walked up to Draco in the hallway. She looked him in the eyes and said, "Draco, I'm pregnant."

He looked at her in utter horror and surprise. Suddenly he said, "But Ginny, I'm gay."

"I never said it was your baby!" She snapped at him and ran to the common room. Ron walked in after her and demanded to know who the father was.

"If you must know, it's Wolf. Lupin's long lost cousin who isn't lost anymore." She said and smiled as Wolf entered the common room.

Later, during the night, Wolf and Ginny ran away to live in the Tenth Kingdom, where wolf was from.

To be continued..

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A/N: Yes.. OK then. ^^ It's so strange, is it not? Hey, what can I say, two insane drama nerds who got bored last year in some class because we're so darn smart!!!! ^^ Hey, I miss middle school... Eh, band is better in high school. HI ANDY!!!! Eh, why did I just say that, not like he's reading this. Well, I'm really bored, so I'm gonna keep typing stuff to annoy you, cuz you never know if I'm gonna type something you need to know! Mwahahahaahahahahahaaa! Tiny insects everywhere. Tiny insects in my hair. Tiny insects in my pants! Watching insects make romance! Insects make me make me want to dance! Dance, dance! They make me want to dance! Dance, dance! Those insects make me want to dance!!!! *record screech* Off the Florida Keys.. There's a place called Kokomo. That's where you wanna go to get away from it all! Bodies in the sand. Tropical drink melting in your hand. We'll be falling in love to the rhythm of a steel drum band! Way down in Kokomo! Wow, I need to stop listening to Oingo Boingo and The Beach Boys over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.. When are you gonna get smart and stop reading this? C'mon, you're not this stupid, are you? OMG, leave all ready! GO AWAY! Go away and have a zippety- doo-dah day, you swear word! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA, MY EYES! I CAN'T SEE MY EYES! AAAAAAAH! These hands! I can't get them off of my wrists! Grrrrrrrrr, you are all zombie thigh fat people brought into animation by some evil force or forceful evil! OK.. No more Happy Noodle Boy for the Pipster.. AND YOU'RE STILL HERE!?!?!?!?!? Wow, you really are stupid, aren't you?

Here's that important thing you need to know: I am weird and obsessed with Danny Elfman.