***Disclaimer-
I own nothing in this story (except those that I do own) and I own nothing
at all in life, only the small glass of green cordial that sits before me
and the tube of cookie dough in my hand!
***Author's note- Does anyone ever read this anyway? I'm guessing it's just a waste of time, I don't even read them! Why do I bother?
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Chapter 10- A walking head job!
Hermione's head was in a spin as she sat in the carriage, led by a threstral that Hermione couldn't see, but she knew they were there. She was going to have to spend the rest of the year, living just across a small common room from Draco Malfoy. Some girls would call that bliss, but to Hermione it is pretty much hell!
She walked into the entrance hall to Hogwarts with Harry and Ginny, Ron having taken Brooke to find professor Mcgonagall so she could be sorted. Hermione, Harry, and Ginny sat down at the Gryffindor table and listened quietly whilst the first years and 7 new students new students.
After the sorting and the feast, Hermione and Draco were called to the staff table whilst the rest of the school filed out towards the 4 dormitory towers.
"Now as soon as the rest of the school is out of the way I will take the two of you to your rooms." Said professor McGonagall as she stood up.
She lead them out of the hall and Hermione strutted along beside Mcgonagall discussing something whilst Draco lagged behind. He was having trouble focussing his mind.
**Inside Draco's mind**
Damn Granger, she knew it was me and made me look like a fool. Damn she has changed, that tight butt of hers is so distracting! Ouch! That was a corner! Fuck, she's infested my mind! Where are we going anyway? Oh yeah, my own private room...that joins onto Granger's! Gross, our common room will be infested by mudblood germs! But if we share a bathroom...
Draco's mind continued to wander as they rounded another corner (And another "Ouch!" from Draco) and as McGonagall and Hermione stopped in front of a large hogwarts crest, Draco kept walking and tripped over McGonagall's foot, landing in Hermione's arms.
"Oof! Ouch, Malfoy get off me!" squealed Hermione as the delicious blonde fell into her outstretched arms.
"Gross! Don't touch me!" snapped Draco as he stood up and dusted himself down. A slight blushed began to rise in his pale face.
"You're the one falling head over heals into my arms!" she snapped back "And would you rather I had let you fall onto the hard floor and smash up that pretty face of yours?" she asked sweetly, giving him a look of venom.
"Now, now! You two must get along better than this if you're going to live and work together for a whole year! And please listen now while I explain everything to you, I don't have all night to stand here listening to you two bickering." Said McGonagall curtly, as she stomped her foot slightly.
"Sorry professor!" said Hermione sweetly as she focused her attention on her head of house.
"Very well then," said professor McGonagall. "This is the entry to you common room, you will have a password, which you shall decide on soon. To enter, you must tap your wands onto the quarter of the crest that bears the symbol of your house, "like so," she pulled out her wand and tapped lightly on the top left side of the crest where a fierce looking lion promptly turned to her and growled, "Password?"
Draco and Hermione leapt back in fright at the volume of the lion's roar.
"Now you must tell the lion," McGonagall's toned changed, it turned slightly bitter. "The serpent, what your password is to be for the time being. If you're to have guests, they are to knock on the 'H' in the centre. And if you permit them, they will be allowed to enter." She looked at the two dumbfounded teens and smiled slightly. "Now, what shall your password be?" she asked them
Hermione and Draco both thought for a second, and both began to draw their wands. Hermione was quicker however, and upon tapping on the lion and proclaimed the password to be: "Love and Daisies." Draco looked disgusted and McGonagall looked confused, but Hermione looked smug.
She imagined Draco bringing a date back to the room and having to proclaim that sissy password, whilst trying to look sexy and tough. She smothered a fir of giggles while Draco informed the Slytherin serpent that the password was "Love and daisies!" even it sniggered as it said "very well,' to Draco who scowled at the beaming Hermione.
They walked into a large common room and gasped. It was completely decked out with everything they'd ever dreamt of. (Within reason)
McGonagall watched them look around the big room with awe, then left them to get settled.
"Whoa!" gasped Hermione as she examined their room. She sunk down into a large leather armchair that was in the corner of the room surrounded by a mini library!
"Bookworm!" hissed Draco as he walked past her towards the kitchenette, it was juts a small alcove with a sink, some cupboards and a fridge. Draco opened the fridge and pulled out a can of coke.
"What the hell is this?" he asked Hermione, looking at the can in his hand with disgust and interest.
Hermione turned around in her chair and her eyes grew wide at the sight of the red can.
"COKE!" she squealed as she leapt over the back of the chair and rushed towards Draco.
"Coke? What's Coke? Hey!' he said as she snatched the can out of his hand and began to drink it.
"Thanks!" she said sweetly as she took another swig and sighed contently. "Coke is a muggle drink! And it's pretty addictive!" she explained to Draco who looked dumbfounded.
"Oh right!" he said, "Here, give me a sip! I don't want to open a whole can, it probably tastes disgusting!" he said and Hermione was shocked at the civility of his tone.
"What about my mudblood germs?" she spat, then smiled as she held the can out to the blonde.
"Watch yourself granger, 'Mudblood' isn't a very nice thing to call someone!' he joked as he sipped out of the can awkwardly.
"Whoa! That's good!" he said as he pulled out another can and held it out to Hermione.
"Can you open it for me?" he whined.
Hermione rolled her eyes and flicked it open.
"TA!" he said as he walked towards a dark oak door with his name inscribed on it in gold.
Hermione turned and noticed a similar door on the other side of the room, although this door bore her name in gold.
She skipped across to it and pushed it open, the room that lay behind it was breathtaking.
The walls were all white except for one (the feature wall) which was hot pink, her favorite color. The trimmings were purple and the roof was white. There was a large chandelier hanging from the roof and the bed was amazing.
It was a HUGE four poster bed with the softest most comfortable mattress imaginable. There was a cute bedcover over it and lots of soft pillows.
There was a huge dresser and a built in wardrobe with three mirrored doors. She opened one of the doors and saw her uniform and school things hanging neatly.
She smiled at the girliness of the room and then lay down on her comfortable bed and relaxed. She heard a quiet knock at her door and saw a blonde head look around the corner.
"What do you want Malfoy?" she asked annoyed that he had broken her relaxation, her stomach now felt strangely tight at the sight of him.
"Just seeing if your room was as good as mine!" he said simply as he walked in and sat down on her bed.
"Draco? Draco darling, where are you? I missed you!" came a whining call that could only mean one thing.
"PANSY!" whispered Draco to Hermione in a disgusted tone.
"Draco why aren't you in your gorgeous room? What are you doing in here?" she asked as she shot a bitchy look at Hermione.
"Who is she?" she asked Draco as she began to stroke his hair.
He slapped her hand away, "DON'T TOUCH THE HAIR!" he spat, "*SHE* is Granger, I knew you were dumb Pansy but I thought you could read!" he pointed to the sign on the door.
"UGH, GRANGER? Why are *you* in a mudblood's room Draco? Come on lets get out of here, that bed of yours looks awesome, I wouldn't mind sleeping in it!" she said winking at him and walking out the door, expecting him to follow.
He looked at Hermione and rolled his eyes, then he followed pansy, screaming at her to "Get her fat arse off his bed!"
Hermione laughed and pulled out a Muggle storybook 'Anne of Green Gables" and began to read.
She was interupted by yelling about 5 pages into the first chapter and curious, she walked out and stood in the kitchen where she could hear them better.
Pansy was crying and screaming at Draco about "Love in their relationship" and "The feeling she knew he had for her!" and Draco was scoffing a lot and telling her to "Keep her disgusting hands off him!"
Hermione was getting herself some ice cream when Draco pushed pansy out of his bedroom.
"Don't you ever come near me again Parkinson! You're an ugly bitch and there has never been anything between us and there never will be! You must be joking if you think you can please me, all you could ever give me would be some disgusting disease! You're a walking head-job and I find you utterly repulsive!" Draco screamed as he shoved her out the door. She turned and looked at him, batting her teary eyelashes.
"But Draco, I love" she said, but Draco didn't give her time to finish, he slammed the door in her face.
Draco sighed and Hermione filled another bowl with ice cream.
"Trouble in paradise?" she asked with a sly smile as she handed him the bowl.
"Stuff it Granger!" he said, but without menace, he sounded too tired to even be horrible. "You screw a girl once and she thinks you're destined to be married!" he said grumpily, as he sank into the nearest chair. "It's the only good thing about living here with you, I'm not living with her!" he sighed.
Hermione laughed feebly and sunk down into an armchair, she wished they had a TV.
She looked at the clock on the wall and gasped!
"Shit! It's 10:30 and we have classes in the morning!" she said as she began to rise from her chair.
"10:30? Is that past your bedtime Granger?" scoffed Draco and Hermione rolled her eyes.
"Shut-up Malfoy! I need my beauty sleep!" she said as she tossed her empty bowl into the sink.
"YEAH, you DEFINITELY need you beauty sleep!" he laughed as he stood up. "I spose, I'll go to bed too. I shower at 6:30 so be out of the bathroom by then Granger. I DO NOT want your ugly naked body spoiling my innocent eyes!" he said as he pushed open his door.
"INNOCENT? Yeah right?!" she said and they both slammed their doors simultaneously.
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A/n: Shit! This ending was crap, I haven't written in ages and I just don't think I can anymore! I dunno, I'm actually craving some Draco/Harry so maybe I'll work on my other fic for a little while, who knows? I'm so lost at the moment! Please review!
***Author's note- Does anyone ever read this anyway? I'm guessing it's just a waste of time, I don't even read them! Why do I bother?
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Chapter 10- A walking head job!
Hermione's head was in a spin as she sat in the carriage, led by a threstral that Hermione couldn't see, but she knew they were there. She was going to have to spend the rest of the year, living just across a small common room from Draco Malfoy. Some girls would call that bliss, but to Hermione it is pretty much hell!
She walked into the entrance hall to Hogwarts with Harry and Ginny, Ron having taken Brooke to find professor Mcgonagall so she could be sorted. Hermione, Harry, and Ginny sat down at the Gryffindor table and listened quietly whilst the first years and 7 new students new students.
After the sorting and the feast, Hermione and Draco were called to the staff table whilst the rest of the school filed out towards the 4 dormitory towers.
"Now as soon as the rest of the school is out of the way I will take the two of you to your rooms." Said professor McGonagall as she stood up.
She lead them out of the hall and Hermione strutted along beside Mcgonagall discussing something whilst Draco lagged behind. He was having trouble focussing his mind.
**Inside Draco's mind**
Damn Granger, she knew it was me and made me look like a fool. Damn she has changed, that tight butt of hers is so distracting! Ouch! That was a corner! Fuck, she's infested my mind! Where are we going anyway? Oh yeah, my own private room...that joins onto Granger's! Gross, our common room will be infested by mudblood germs! But if we share a bathroom...
Draco's mind continued to wander as they rounded another corner (And another "Ouch!" from Draco) and as McGonagall and Hermione stopped in front of a large hogwarts crest, Draco kept walking and tripped over McGonagall's foot, landing in Hermione's arms.
"Oof! Ouch, Malfoy get off me!" squealed Hermione as the delicious blonde fell into her outstretched arms.
"Gross! Don't touch me!" snapped Draco as he stood up and dusted himself down. A slight blushed began to rise in his pale face.
"You're the one falling head over heals into my arms!" she snapped back "And would you rather I had let you fall onto the hard floor and smash up that pretty face of yours?" she asked sweetly, giving him a look of venom.
"Now, now! You two must get along better than this if you're going to live and work together for a whole year! And please listen now while I explain everything to you, I don't have all night to stand here listening to you two bickering." Said McGonagall curtly, as she stomped her foot slightly.
"Sorry professor!" said Hermione sweetly as she focused her attention on her head of house.
"Very well then," said professor McGonagall. "This is the entry to you common room, you will have a password, which you shall decide on soon. To enter, you must tap your wands onto the quarter of the crest that bears the symbol of your house, "like so," she pulled out her wand and tapped lightly on the top left side of the crest where a fierce looking lion promptly turned to her and growled, "Password?"
Draco and Hermione leapt back in fright at the volume of the lion's roar.
"Now you must tell the lion," McGonagall's toned changed, it turned slightly bitter. "The serpent, what your password is to be for the time being. If you're to have guests, they are to knock on the 'H' in the centre. And if you permit them, they will be allowed to enter." She looked at the two dumbfounded teens and smiled slightly. "Now, what shall your password be?" she asked them
Hermione and Draco both thought for a second, and both began to draw their wands. Hermione was quicker however, and upon tapping on the lion and proclaimed the password to be: "Love and Daisies." Draco looked disgusted and McGonagall looked confused, but Hermione looked smug.
She imagined Draco bringing a date back to the room and having to proclaim that sissy password, whilst trying to look sexy and tough. She smothered a fir of giggles while Draco informed the Slytherin serpent that the password was "Love and daisies!" even it sniggered as it said "very well,' to Draco who scowled at the beaming Hermione.
They walked into a large common room and gasped. It was completely decked out with everything they'd ever dreamt of. (Within reason)
McGonagall watched them look around the big room with awe, then left them to get settled.
"Whoa!" gasped Hermione as she examined their room. She sunk down into a large leather armchair that was in the corner of the room surrounded by a mini library!
"Bookworm!" hissed Draco as he walked past her towards the kitchenette, it was juts a small alcove with a sink, some cupboards and a fridge. Draco opened the fridge and pulled out a can of coke.
"What the hell is this?" he asked Hermione, looking at the can in his hand with disgust and interest.
Hermione turned around in her chair and her eyes grew wide at the sight of the red can.
"COKE!" she squealed as she leapt over the back of the chair and rushed towards Draco.
"Coke? What's Coke? Hey!' he said as she snatched the can out of his hand and began to drink it.
"Thanks!" she said sweetly as she took another swig and sighed contently. "Coke is a muggle drink! And it's pretty addictive!" she explained to Draco who looked dumbfounded.
"Oh right!" he said, "Here, give me a sip! I don't want to open a whole can, it probably tastes disgusting!" he said and Hermione was shocked at the civility of his tone.
"What about my mudblood germs?" she spat, then smiled as she held the can out to the blonde.
"Watch yourself granger, 'Mudblood' isn't a very nice thing to call someone!' he joked as he sipped out of the can awkwardly.
"Whoa! That's good!" he said as he pulled out another can and held it out to Hermione.
"Can you open it for me?" he whined.
Hermione rolled her eyes and flicked it open.
"TA!" he said as he walked towards a dark oak door with his name inscribed on it in gold.
Hermione turned and noticed a similar door on the other side of the room, although this door bore her name in gold.
She skipped across to it and pushed it open, the room that lay behind it was breathtaking.
The walls were all white except for one (the feature wall) which was hot pink, her favorite color. The trimmings were purple and the roof was white. There was a large chandelier hanging from the roof and the bed was amazing.
It was a HUGE four poster bed with the softest most comfortable mattress imaginable. There was a cute bedcover over it and lots of soft pillows.
There was a huge dresser and a built in wardrobe with three mirrored doors. She opened one of the doors and saw her uniform and school things hanging neatly.
She smiled at the girliness of the room and then lay down on her comfortable bed and relaxed. She heard a quiet knock at her door and saw a blonde head look around the corner.
"What do you want Malfoy?" she asked annoyed that he had broken her relaxation, her stomach now felt strangely tight at the sight of him.
"Just seeing if your room was as good as mine!" he said simply as he walked in and sat down on her bed.
"Draco? Draco darling, where are you? I missed you!" came a whining call that could only mean one thing.
"PANSY!" whispered Draco to Hermione in a disgusted tone.
"Draco why aren't you in your gorgeous room? What are you doing in here?" she asked as she shot a bitchy look at Hermione.
"Who is she?" she asked Draco as she began to stroke his hair.
He slapped her hand away, "DON'T TOUCH THE HAIR!" he spat, "*SHE* is Granger, I knew you were dumb Pansy but I thought you could read!" he pointed to the sign on the door.
"UGH, GRANGER? Why are *you* in a mudblood's room Draco? Come on lets get out of here, that bed of yours looks awesome, I wouldn't mind sleeping in it!" she said winking at him and walking out the door, expecting him to follow.
He looked at Hermione and rolled his eyes, then he followed pansy, screaming at her to "Get her fat arse off his bed!"
Hermione laughed and pulled out a Muggle storybook 'Anne of Green Gables" and began to read.
She was interupted by yelling about 5 pages into the first chapter and curious, she walked out and stood in the kitchen where she could hear them better.
Pansy was crying and screaming at Draco about "Love in their relationship" and "The feeling she knew he had for her!" and Draco was scoffing a lot and telling her to "Keep her disgusting hands off him!"
Hermione was getting herself some ice cream when Draco pushed pansy out of his bedroom.
"Don't you ever come near me again Parkinson! You're an ugly bitch and there has never been anything between us and there never will be! You must be joking if you think you can please me, all you could ever give me would be some disgusting disease! You're a walking head-job and I find you utterly repulsive!" Draco screamed as he shoved her out the door. She turned and looked at him, batting her teary eyelashes.
"But Draco, I love" she said, but Draco didn't give her time to finish, he slammed the door in her face.
Draco sighed and Hermione filled another bowl with ice cream.
"Trouble in paradise?" she asked with a sly smile as she handed him the bowl.
"Stuff it Granger!" he said, but without menace, he sounded too tired to even be horrible. "You screw a girl once and she thinks you're destined to be married!" he said grumpily, as he sank into the nearest chair. "It's the only good thing about living here with you, I'm not living with her!" he sighed.
Hermione laughed feebly and sunk down into an armchair, she wished they had a TV.
She looked at the clock on the wall and gasped!
"Shit! It's 10:30 and we have classes in the morning!" she said as she began to rise from her chair.
"10:30? Is that past your bedtime Granger?" scoffed Draco and Hermione rolled her eyes.
"Shut-up Malfoy! I need my beauty sleep!" she said as she tossed her empty bowl into the sink.
"YEAH, you DEFINITELY need you beauty sleep!" he laughed as he stood up. "I spose, I'll go to bed too. I shower at 6:30 so be out of the bathroom by then Granger. I DO NOT want your ugly naked body spoiling my innocent eyes!" he said as he pushed open his door.
"INNOCENT? Yeah right?!" she said and they both slammed their doors simultaneously.
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A/n: Shit! This ending was crap, I haven't written in ages and I just don't think I can anymore! I dunno, I'm actually craving some Draco/Harry so maybe I'll work on my other fic for a little while, who knows? I'm so lost at the moment! Please review!