Pogosword: So did you like it?
DarkLink313: Like what?
Pogosword: The first friggin' chapter moron!
DarkLink313: What are you talking about?
Pogosword: *smacks head on table and dents it* . . . imbecile.
DarkLink313: Ha ha, I was just messing with you. I didn't think you would smack your head down that hard.
Pogosword: *repeats smacking*
DarkLink313: So is chapter two going to suck?
Pogosword: Yes, probably . . . no! Why are you such an annoyance?
DarkLink313: I just do it so I can see your angry face.
Pogosword: Your mom likes to see my angry face.
DarkLink313: I bet. (No, really, its true)
Pogosword: So this time, pay attention.
DarkLink313: To what?
Pogosword: *breaks desk*
Chapter 2: The gi-
DarkLink313: Oh, so that's what your talking about the chapter stuff.
Pogosword: G-d damn, why won't you go away? I think Final Fantasy 2 is calling you.
DarkLink313: That game sucked. I should know.
Pogosword: That's not the only thing that sucked. . .
DarkLink313: What?
Chapter 2: The Gift that ke-
DarkLink313: Are you making a mom joke again?
Pogosword: Yes, now do kill yourself. I'd rather talk to Com-Chien.
DarkLink313: Ouch. . . I'll be quiet.
Chapter 2:The Gift that keeps on Giving
Instantly, Strong Bad ran to Bubs' Concessions Stand. "Hey Bubsy, what should I get Dumbstar for Decemberween?"
"Here's an idea, get him something that you don't like," replied Bubs.
"I think I know what to get."
Meanwhile. . . (Goes to Homestar crying in a kiddie pool with Strong Sad)
"What are you doing here Homestar?" asked Strong Sad.
"Wouldn't you like to know," replied Homestar with an attitude and a sniffle.
"Yes, I would, or I wouldn't have asked. Now I see why my brother calls you Dumbface"
"I'm cutting onions," answered Homestar.
"Onions, why?"
"Well, your brother told me to cry with you, and how else can I cry, but by cutting onions?"
"I was wondering what that smell was. Wait, you don't have a nose, how could have you smelled the onion?"
"Bye!" Homestar dashed out of the pool with onions (lets say hand) in hand and went to his hide away place.
Strong Sad sat blankly, still shedding tears. "I know it, this is the year, the year (showstopper) kill myself.
Back to Strong Bad and friends. . .
"I know what to get Homestar. The Cheat, look! Do you think he would like this?" "mppf humph," said the Cheat in a reply? (can u consider that speaking)
"Exactly." (Under his breath), "I have no idea what the hell that guy just said." Strong Bad ran around to tell everyone his great discovery. He told Marzipan, who thought the gift was too cruel to animals. She tried to show him her picket sign about not eating candy corn. Of course, no one cared, especially Strong Bad, so he left. He then went to Coach Z to tell him. The coach was way out of it because of a bad hangover from too much eggnog. When Strong bad was trying to get his input, all he could understand was that the coach was in some crazy gibberish talk with barley any English.
Strong Bad decided to show one last person the gift, his brother, Strong Sad. "Hey Strong Sad, look at this gift I got for Dumbface Runner. Isn't it cool? And this is the only one of it that I could find," said Strong Bad who was chock full of happiness.
"Why doesn't anyone get me anything? I mean, am I that bad of a person. I honestly don't see a reason in staying here anymore. If you want me, I'll be standing on the edge of a bridge with jagged rocks on the bottom. You have 2 days to make me change my mind."
Strong Bad thought to himself as Strong Sad left what was going on. He was way to confused.
DarkLink313: Like what?
Pogosword: The first friggin' chapter moron!
DarkLink313: What are you talking about?
Pogosword: *smacks head on table and dents it* . . . imbecile.
DarkLink313: Ha ha, I was just messing with you. I didn't think you would smack your head down that hard.
Pogosword: *repeats smacking*
DarkLink313: So is chapter two going to suck?
Pogosword: Yes, probably . . . no! Why are you such an annoyance?
DarkLink313: I just do it so I can see your angry face.
Pogosword: Your mom likes to see my angry face.
DarkLink313: I bet. (No, really, its true)
Pogosword: So this time, pay attention.
DarkLink313: To what?
Pogosword: *breaks desk*
Chapter 2: The gi-
DarkLink313: Oh, so that's what your talking about the chapter stuff.
Pogosword: G-d damn, why won't you go away? I think Final Fantasy 2 is calling you.
DarkLink313: That game sucked. I should know.
Pogosword: That's not the only thing that sucked. . .
DarkLink313: What?
Chapter 2: The Gift that ke-
DarkLink313: Are you making a mom joke again?
Pogosword: Yes, now do kill yourself. I'd rather talk to Com-Chien.
DarkLink313: Ouch. . . I'll be quiet.
Chapter 2:The Gift that keeps on Giving
Instantly, Strong Bad ran to Bubs' Concessions Stand. "Hey Bubsy, what should I get Dumbstar for Decemberween?"
"Here's an idea, get him something that you don't like," replied Bubs.
"I think I know what to get."
Meanwhile. . . (Goes to Homestar crying in a kiddie pool with Strong Sad)
"What are you doing here Homestar?" asked Strong Sad.
"Wouldn't you like to know," replied Homestar with an attitude and a sniffle.
"Yes, I would, or I wouldn't have asked. Now I see why my brother calls you Dumbface"
"I'm cutting onions," answered Homestar.
"Onions, why?"
"Well, your brother told me to cry with you, and how else can I cry, but by cutting onions?"
"I was wondering what that smell was. Wait, you don't have a nose, how could have you smelled the onion?"
"Bye!" Homestar dashed out of the pool with onions (lets say hand) in hand and went to his hide away place.
Strong Sad sat blankly, still shedding tears. "I know it, this is the year, the year (showstopper) kill myself.
Back to Strong Bad and friends. . .
"I know what to get Homestar. The Cheat, look! Do you think he would like this?" "mppf humph," said the Cheat in a reply? (can u consider that speaking)
"Exactly." (Under his breath), "I have no idea what the hell that guy just said." Strong Bad ran around to tell everyone his great discovery. He told Marzipan, who thought the gift was too cruel to animals. She tried to show him her picket sign about not eating candy corn. Of course, no one cared, especially Strong Bad, so he left. He then went to Coach Z to tell him. The coach was way out of it because of a bad hangover from too much eggnog. When Strong bad was trying to get his input, all he could understand was that the coach was in some crazy gibberish talk with barley any English.
Strong Bad decided to show one last person the gift, his brother, Strong Sad. "Hey Strong Sad, look at this gift I got for Dumbface Runner. Isn't it cool? And this is the only one of it that I could find," said Strong Bad who was chock full of happiness.
"Why doesn't anyone get me anything? I mean, am I that bad of a person. I honestly don't see a reason in staying here anymore. If you want me, I'll be standing on the edge of a bridge with jagged rocks on the bottom. You have 2 days to make me change my mind."
Strong Bad thought to himself as Strong Sad left what was going on. He was way to confused.