Pogosword: So, you didn't like chapter one.
DarkLink313: No!
Pogosword: And you didn't like chapter two.
DarkLink313: It was a step up, but no.
Pogosword: Well you will like this one.
DarkLink313: Is that so.
Pogosword: Yes, people die. I eat some more babies, and the cow jumps over the moon.
DarkLink313: Que?
Pogosword: Sorry, I was in my nursery rhyme mode.
DarkLink313: Right. And I'm eating a taquito. *munch*
Pogosword: . . . you are eating a taquito.
DarkLink313: No, this is . . . okay, I lied. I just wanted something to eat while I read this other piece of crap.
Pogosword: Yes, you most likely will. And if this comes to be a bad chapter, then I'm going to end this by chapter five; I really don't want to carry this out longer.
DarkLink313: So where can we find you?
Pogosword: I'm going to write a Most Extreme Elimination Challenge episode.
DarkLink313: (laughs out loud) That WILL be good. Trust me folks, he loves that show.
Pogosword: On with the shizzit!
Chapter 3: Chuck Woolery and Tom Foolery
Strong Sad kept his word. He was at the town's bridge. The bridge was nothing more than a 2 foot high jump with little stones you find in fountains that you can buy at Bed Bath and Beyond for 20 dollars.
With Decemberween now in full swing and the stars of our show in the mood, we find ourselves looking at a Homestar Runner. (you cant say normal or confused, just look at him) Homestar, standing tall with Pom Pom were having an exhilarating talk on how to be cool. Homestar found the sunglasses (featured in this weeks email) of how to be cool. Pom Pom convinced Homestar the by wearing them at night, and walking into things, he will be the coolest cat on the block. Homestar's over bitten jaw dropped with excitement to this. He put them on, faintly being able to see the palm of his invisible hands.
"Oh man Pom Pom, this is so cool. Is this your gift to me, coolness?" asked Homestar runner.
(Bubble, bubble, double bubble {it translates to yes})
"Now I can have a cool contest with Strong Bad, because I know he is so cool. You know who I haven't talked to in a while, the cheat. I bet he is working on a flash toon. Hey pom pom, remember that one when Bubs was a talking chair, and there was that guy 'Ey Steve,' that was a good toon."
Pom Pom gets an angry face.
"Oh, I forgot, you really wanted the role of the wheel chair."
Now to Coach Z.
"Hey Strong Sad, what are you doing?" asked the coach.
"Haven't you heard? No one has told you? Oh man, I got to get this over quick," said Strong Sad more depressed than ever.
Are ya trying to commit that there self-termination as that robot says in that movie? I think it's called the Determinator or something. You know, where that cayberg goes back in time to kill the kid, but then he ends up being good and saves the kid from that other cyberg. Oh man, that's a classic. You know, it reminds me of a very long story once. It's about a bunch of people who kill themselves because they are sick of listening to annoying voices and long stories. And I tell ya, this is no clown joke," the coach rambled on.
Now to Marzipan
Marzipan received word of the horror going on with Strong Sad. Because the fact she didn't like him, she decided to drop her candy corn protest, and moved on to the protest of 'fat things that look like elephants jumping into shallow waters with flat rocks who instead could put their face in a bath tub and drown.' After her 8 hours of writing a banner of that, she made her way out. (Just to be correct, she found out early that he would commit suicide, so lets say strong sad has been standing there for 6 hours.)
Now to Strong Mad (who has yet to make a valuable appearance.)
Strong mad was in his normal mind state. Pain, revenge and football. He was upset that the Philadelphia Eagles lost to the panthers, because really, the Eagles are so much better. Then the Colts losing, that really hurt him. I mean, Superbowl XXXVIII was supposed to be the Eagles and Colts, but no, they both had to eat crap and lose.
Sorry, that's just my feelings, but I bet Strong Mad would agree.
Now to Bubs
Bubs, decided to get into a spirit, be dressing up as Santa. He walked around just like Santa. He gave cheap gifts, which were nothing more than cheap little toys you can find in those things at the market for a quarter. When people would receive them (besides strong sad who doesn't get one) they would throw them away, or chuck them into the snow and hope they grew into a better toy for the spring.
Now back to Strong Bad
Strong bad was so ready now. The next moment he saw Homestar, he would give him the gift. Not only was Strong Bad ready, but also Homestar had an ace up his sleeve. He decided that just on the off chance that Strong Bad had a good gift, he would return something to him.
Strong Bad went to check his email one last time before he took a day off.
"If you called an Email by any other name, it would still smell like an Email."
Dear Strong Bad:
What are you getting for Homestar this year? I mean really, we all want to know. Why wont you tell us, or at least give a good hint. Oh, and by the way, what's with your brother wanting to kill himself?
Draco St. Marcus jr. Zzyzx, California
(Yes, it is a real place.)
Well Draco San Marco, I'll gladly give you a hint. What's brown and sticky? No, I'm kidding there is a good way to hint this. It's a gift, its box shape because in this 2-dimension world, there is now a 3- dimension, but only for certain things. Like my gift, its boxed shape, there's something inside, and the dumbest person can use it. That's why it's perfect for Homestar Runner. All I know is that he's going to like this more than I liked those DEEP IMPACT (hint hint) DVD's.
Stayed tuned for chapter 4, where more stuff happens.
And for those who care, I'm going to add additional post commentary.
Pogosword: Wow, I like this chapter, I'm proud of myself.
Darklink313: Why, nothing great happened.
Pogosword: True, but this was a meant to be a plot thickener. I mean, chapter four is going to be awesome. I just hope this gets reviewed better. If it does, then it can change the ending for everyone.
Darklink313: Really now.
Pogosword: Yes.
Darklink313: You know what, now that I review it, it is good. Everyone got an appearance, and did something. Now all I want to know is what the gift is. I have my own guesses, but I'm going to be a good little boy and wait for the next chapter.
Pogosword: Yes you are, and if I want to be an ass, ill lose the gift and everyone gets NOTHING! Wa ha ha.
Darklink313: No, don't ruin it. Pogosword: Okay, I wont. But folks, stay tuned, by the end of the week I'm going to finish this. And this weekend, ill be gone, but I'll make MXC episode one. That will be good.
DarkLink313: No!
Pogosword: And you didn't like chapter two.
DarkLink313: It was a step up, but no.
Pogosword: Well you will like this one.
DarkLink313: Is that so.
Pogosword: Yes, people die. I eat some more babies, and the cow jumps over the moon.
DarkLink313: Que?
Pogosword: Sorry, I was in my nursery rhyme mode.
DarkLink313: Right. And I'm eating a taquito. *munch*
Pogosword: . . . you are eating a taquito.
DarkLink313: No, this is . . . okay, I lied. I just wanted something to eat while I read this other piece of crap.
Pogosword: Yes, you most likely will. And if this comes to be a bad chapter, then I'm going to end this by chapter five; I really don't want to carry this out longer.
DarkLink313: So where can we find you?
Pogosword: I'm going to write a Most Extreme Elimination Challenge episode.
DarkLink313: (laughs out loud) That WILL be good. Trust me folks, he loves that show.
Pogosword: On with the shizzit!
Chapter 3: Chuck Woolery and Tom Foolery
Strong Sad kept his word. He was at the town's bridge. The bridge was nothing more than a 2 foot high jump with little stones you find in fountains that you can buy at Bed Bath and Beyond for 20 dollars.
With Decemberween now in full swing and the stars of our show in the mood, we find ourselves looking at a Homestar Runner. (you cant say normal or confused, just look at him) Homestar, standing tall with Pom Pom were having an exhilarating talk on how to be cool. Homestar found the sunglasses (featured in this weeks email) of how to be cool. Pom Pom convinced Homestar the by wearing them at night, and walking into things, he will be the coolest cat on the block. Homestar's over bitten jaw dropped with excitement to this. He put them on, faintly being able to see the palm of his invisible hands.
"Oh man Pom Pom, this is so cool. Is this your gift to me, coolness?" asked Homestar runner.
(Bubble, bubble, double bubble {it translates to yes})
"Now I can have a cool contest with Strong Bad, because I know he is so cool. You know who I haven't talked to in a while, the cheat. I bet he is working on a flash toon. Hey pom pom, remember that one when Bubs was a talking chair, and there was that guy 'Ey Steve,' that was a good toon."
Pom Pom gets an angry face.
"Oh, I forgot, you really wanted the role of the wheel chair."
Now to Coach Z.
"Hey Strong Sad, what are you doing?" asked the coach.
"Haven't you heard? No one has told you? Oh man, I got to get this over quick," said Strong Sad more depressed than ever.
Are ya trying to commit that there self-termination as that robot says in that movie? I think it's called the Determinator or something. You know, where that cayberg goes back in time to kill the kid, but then he ends up being good and saves the kid from that other cyberg. Oh man, that's a classic. You know, it reminds me of a very long story once. It's about a bunch of people who kill themselves because they are sick of listening to annoying voices and long stories. And I tell ya, this is no clown joke," the coach rambled on.
Now to Marzipan
Marzipan received word of the horror going on with Strong Sad. Because the fact she didn't like him, she decided to drop her candy corn protest, and moved on to the protest of 'fat things that look like elephants jumping into shallow waters with flat rocks who instead could put their face in a bath tub and drown.' After her 8 hours of writing a banner of that, she made her way out. (Just to be correct, she found out early that he would commit suicide, so lets say strong sad has been standing there for 6 hours.)
Now to Strong Mad (who has yet to make a valuable appearance.)
Strong mad was in his normal mind state. Pain, revenge and football. He was upset that the Philadelphia Eagles lost to the panthers, because really, the Eagles are so much better. Then the Colts losing, that really hurt him. I mean, Superbowl XXXVIII was supposed to be the Eagles and Colts, but no, they both had to eat crap and lose.
Sorry, that's just my feelings, but I bet Strong Mad would agree.
Now to Bubs
Bubs, decided to get into a spirit, be dressing up as Santa. He walked around just like Santa. He gave cheap gifts, which were nothing more than cheap little toys you can find in those things at the market for a quarter. When people would receive them (besides strong sad who doesn't get one) they would throw them away, or chuck them into the snow and hope they grew into a better toy for the spring.
Now back to Strong Bad
Strong bad was so ready now. The next moment he saw Homestar, he would give him the gift. Not only was Strong Bad ready, but also Homestar had an ace up his sleeve. He decided that just on the off chance that Strong Bad had a good gift, he would return something to him.
Strong Bad went to check his email one last time before he took a day off.
"If you called an Email by any other name, it would still smell like an Email."
Dear Strong Bad:
What are you getting for Homestar this year? I mean really, we all want to know. Why wont you tell us, or at least give a good hint. Oh, and by the way, what's with your brother wanting to kill himself?
Draco St. Marcus jr. Zzyzx, California
(Yes, it is a real place.)
Well Draco San Marco, I'll gladly give you a hint. What's brown and sticky? No, I'm kidding there is a good way to hint this. It's a gift, its box shape because in this 2-dimension world, there is now a 3- dimension, but only for certain things. Like my gift, its boxed shape, there's something inside, and the dumbest person can use it. That's why it's perfect for Homestar Runner. All I know is that he's going to like this more than I liked those DEEP IMPACT (hint hint) DVD's.
Stayed tuned for chapter 4, where more stuff happens.
And for those who care, I'm going to add additional post commentary.
Pogosword: Wow, I like this chapter, I'm proud of myself.
Darklink313: Why, nothing great happened.
Pogosword: True, but this was a meant to be a plot thickener. I mean, chapter four is going to be awesome. I just hope this gets reviewed better. If it does, then it can change the ending for everyone.
Darklink313: Really now.
Pogosword: Yes.
Darklink313: You know what, now that I review it, it is good. Everyone got an appearance, and did something. Now all I want to know is what the gift is. I have my own guesses, but I'm going to be a good little boy and wait for the next chapter.
Pogosword: Yes you are, and if I want to be an ass, ill lose the gift and everyone gets NOTHING! Wa ha ha.
Darklink313: No, don't ruin it. Pogosword: Okay, I wont. But folks, stay tuned, by the end of the week I'm going to finish this. And this weekend, ill be gone, but I'll make MXC episode one. That will be good.