Truth or dare Part II
By Être
NB If you haven't read Part I- THIS WILL MAKE NO SENSE AT ALL
This will eventually be very slashy , believe me, but while it's still reasonably funny, I decided to keep it fairly clean, for all those who liked it, but didn't like the slashy theme. It is still slash, though, I just didn't put that in the summary, because, well, there is nothing particularly slashy in this part. Forgive me, slashers! For those of you who do like the slash, Part III will be extremely slashy, I promise :)
Être xxxxx
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There was a long pause. Everyone looked at Fred expectantly. He crossed his legs, trying to hide his excitement, then adjusted his robes
"Oy Fred!," George said impatiently, "it's your turn. Hurry up"
"Oh right. Hmm………..Hermione. Truth or Dare?" he said, grinning slightly lazily.
Hermione turned bright red. She eyed Fred with deep distrust, met his gaze levelly and declared,
"Dare"
"Tricky," Fred said, and thought for a while, " I know, eat the remnants of that trifle, with your hands tied behind your back. No licking your lips 'til you've finished" he grinned
Hermione looked at him treacherously, as he stood up self-consciously, made sure his robes hung loosely, sauntered over to the table and picked up the bowl. He carried it back across to where she was sitting. Harry and Ron edged out of the way as Fred placed the bowl down on front of Hermione, bowed deeply and said, in his haughtiest voice,
"Your dessert, Madame"
Hermione eyed the soggy, gooey mess disdainfully, as Fred pulled some string out of his pocket and proceeded to bind her hands together behind her back. He stood back up, surveying his work. He looked down at Harry and Ron who were gazing at Hermione gleefully. He sauntered back across to his place next to George. His eyes met Lee's and they both looked away hurriedly.
Hermione took a deep breath, bent down and lunged at the trifle. After about 20 seconds she came back up and took a deep breath, a look of utter revulsion on her face. She was caked in cream. Parvati and Lavender giggled uncontrollably, while Harry and Ron laughed loudly,
"If only she could see herself now" Ron roared
Neville and Ginny stirred ("Do you think someone should take them up to bed?" wondered Katie) and George slapped Fred on the back,
"Good one" he chuckled
Fred didn't seem to notice. He glanced over at Lee, who also seemed slightly withdrawn. Lee looked over at him, and Fred quickly looked the other way.
"Eat! Eat! Eat!" chanted Dean and Seamus
Hermione took another deep breath, and plunged back in, twisting and straining to get right into the bottom of the bowl. She took a few last mouthfuls, licked the bottom clean, and came back up, a look of triumph on her face. Laughter echoed round the room, and Alicia cheered. Hermione caught Fred's eye.
"Surprisingly well done," he replied, slightly taken aback, and added "and now you can lick it off. I suggest you look in a mirror"
Hermione glared at him, got up, walked across to the portrait hole and left the room to wash the cream off her face.
Parvati and Lavender whispered something to each other, and started to giggle again. Neville and Ginny stirred, and opened their eyes. Ginny looked around at everyone, blearily. Neville yawned,
"I think I'm off to bed" he mumbled
"Good night" called Harry and Ron, not looking up.
"Yeah, I'm going to go too" Ginny announced, and stretched
"G'night" called Fred and George
" 'night" shouted Ron
Ginny and Neville staggered across to the exit, just as Hermione came back in. They climbed out, slowly and retreated up to the dorms. Hermione walked across to Harry and Ron and sat back down.
"Right. Ron. Truth or dare?" she asked, in a business-like tone
"Truth" Ron replied
Fred, George and Lee tutted. Ron glowered at them. Hermione thought for a long time,
"What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done?" she demanded
"Well I guess driving Dad's car straight into the Whomping Willow was pretty bad….but we also went into the lost woods at night once……." Ron grinned
Lee raised an eyebrow.
"So " Ron continued, " I choose Parvati. Truth or dare?"
Parvati scowled.
"Dare"
"Streak across the Quidditch pitch" he said and smirked
"Pervert!" Parvati retorted
Dean and Seamus were grinning. Parvati shot them withering looks, and pursed her lips. Lavender also looked horrified. Fred, George and Lee stood up,
"Well then, we could do with the fresh air" exclaimed George
Everyone got up and headed towards the portrait hole. Hermione looked reluctant. Once they were all out in the hall, Fred, George and Lee took command,
"Right then," George started and looked over at Harry, who understood and passed him the Marauder's Map, "hmmm….if we take this corridor over here, and then take the first left down there…"
They all huddled round the map, and , once the route had been planned out, they all started to tiptoe across the stone floor, careful not to make too much noise. Ron stubbed his toe on a doorway,
"Ow!" he cried
"Shhhh!!!" hissed Dean and Seamus
They eventually got down to the entrance hall, exited through the large front door, and made their way through the dark to the Quidditch pitch.
"It's not that cold, actually" Harry remarked
They all grouped together by the stands, and went up and sat down, preparing for the show.
"Well go on then Parvati," called Dean, "it's not that cold"
"That's alright for you to say," she snapped, "you're not running naked across a large field of grass!"
She flounced off, out of sight, and then reappeared a few minutes later with her cloak wrapped closely around her. She shot Ron a look of pure evil, while Lavender rushed down to her and cooed over her. Parvati took a long, deep breath, then ran across the grass pitch, her cloak billowing behind her, revealing her naked body underneath.
Lavender, Hermione, Angelina, Alicia and Katie all looked away, while the boys gazed after her and wolf-whistled. She reached the other end, drew her cloak around herself firmly once more, and returned towards where everyone was sitting, with as much dignity as was possible. She looked up at them all, victoriously,
"There. I've done it" she declared, and disappeared again, to get dressed.
Harry and Ron looked at each other once more,
"Why you broke up with her, Harry, I will never know" Ron said dazedly
Dean and Seamus were still in a trance. Fred, George and Lee looked over at them and rolled their eyes,
"You'd think they'd never seen a naked girl before" Fred said incredulously
"Oh and you have?" challenged Lee, smirking
For the first time, Lee and Fred met each other's eyes without turning away.
"I have, actually" said Fred airily
"I meant a real girl," retorted Lee, "porn doesn't count" he grinned
George sniggered.
"Shut it you!," shouted Fred indignantly, "of course I have! I didn't turn 16 for nothing!"
Lee and George gaped, and Lee opened his mouth, about to say something, when Ron's voice rang out across from the entrance steps,
"Oy! Hurry up"
Fred and Lee glared at each other, and laughed. All three got up and made their way through the mild night air over to the others.
Harry shivered. They opened the door carefully and hurried back into the castle. They arrived back in Gryffindor common room slightly out of breath and all sat round the fire to warm up. Dean and Seamus were still gazing at Parvati, who kept shooting them venomous looks.
"My turn, " she shot, "Katie, Truth or Dare?"
Katie tilted her head to the side, trying to decide what to choose.
"Dare" she said skeptically
Parvati whispered something to Lavender, who nodded, and whispered back to her. They giggled.
"Kiss all the guys in this room, " she squealed, "then tell us who's the best kisser!"
Her and Lavender burst into fits of giggles again. Katie looked anxiously round at Harry, Ron, Dean, Seamus, Fred, George and Lee.
"Well come on, then," declared Lee, grinning, "we're waiting"
Harry and Ron looked at each other nervously.
"Have you ever kissed a girl before?" Harry asked quietly
"No" mumbled Ron
"Me neither" replied Harry gloomily
"Doesn't look like either of us'll win then" said Ron, staring down at the floor
Katie stood up.
"Well up you get boys," Katie smiled, "that's right, form a line behind Dean"
Ron and Harry got to their feet, looking extremely apprehensive, and stood behind George, Dean and Seamus. Lee and Fred came up behind them.
"So you think you're going to win, do you?" Fred asked Lee, with an air of superiority.
Lee looked at him and smirked.
"I have more of a chance than you, man" Lee retorted
"We'll see…we'll see" said Fred breezily
"May the best man win" Lee returned, and they shook hands.
They had a sudden sense of déjà vu, and Lee whispered into Fred's ear,
"Well if our kiss was anything to go by," he breathed, "then I guess we're fairly evenly matched"
A shiver ran down Fred's spine and he grinned at Lee.
"Next!" came Katie's voice
Fred jolted to attention and turned around to face her. In one skilled movement, he tilted her head towards him with his hand, and pulled her into a hot, passionate kiss. She wasn't prepared at first, but then relaxed and melted into him. The other girls cheered, and Dean and Seamus cursed under their breath. Hermione looked slightly embarrassed. Katie and Fred broke apart. Katie was flushed and very out of breath. Fred grinned at her seductively, and as he passed, gave her a quick slap on the ass. Katie bit her lip and looked back at him, hastily composing herself.
No sooner had she turned round when she was pulled into a deep, long, lingering kiss by Lee. They broke apart and Lee walked back over to where Harry, Ron, Dean, Seamus, Fred and George stood, leaning against the table. Katie walked over towards the girls, who were all huddled round the fire, staring up at her.
"Well?" demanded Parvati
Katie tried to suppress a smile,
"It's a tough choice between those three gentlemen over there" she said, indicating Fred, George and Lee.
Fred, George and Lee grinned. Dean and Seamus sighed, and Harry and Ron just looked extremely relieved.
"I'm sorry to the others," she continued "but, as they say, practice makes perfect" she smiled
Fred feigned disbelief,
"What are you saying?"
Katie grinned,
"Well, come on, Fred, you're hardly celibate" she giggled
Fred looked scandalized,
"What have you been saying?" he grinned at Angelina, who blushed.
"So…….?," Parvati urged "who's the best kisser?"
"I'm afraid it has to be……..Fred!," she beamed, "with George and Lee a very close second"
Parvati and Lavender squealed and looked over at Fred, who smiled at them, sending them into fits of giggles.
Fred looked very smug, and looked over at Lee and George, who glared back.
"We'll see about that" Lee whispered seductively to Fred, who raised an eyebrow and gave him a crooked smile
They all sat back down again, round the fire. Angelina spoke up,
"Everyone's had a turn now haven't they?"
There were nods of agreement all round. Hermione yawned,
"I think I'm going to bed" she announced.
"Yeah, we're gonna go to bed too" agreed Harry and Ron.
Dean and Seamus stood up too. All five of them headed towards the portrait hole. Dean called back,
"Don't do anything I wouldn't do "
Once all the 4th years had left, Fred grinned evilly and said,
"Now the fun really begins"
TO BE CONTINUED……..
END OF PART II
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HEH HEH HEH…………just you wait 'til part III……………………..
