UnderGrads
s2e02 – Major What?!?
G-Prime: "Yeah, I am willing to go one living with the fact of not knowing your name."
She-Prime: "What, I'm not worth being told? I am willing to tell you who I am."
G-Prime: "Fine, I'm willing to tell you."
She-Prime: "Are you sure your ready."
G-Prime: "Ahhh, what do you want me to say?"
She-Prime: "What ever you want, but whenever you are ready, I am here."
G-Prime: "This is got to be one of the toughest decisions I have ever had to make, aside
from what Star Wars character to be for Halloween. But for the first time, this
decision revolves around feelings. What would Han Solo do in a situation like this? Wait, Han Solo would never have a fake name, his is too cool."
She-Prime: "I'm still here you know."
G-Prime: "Oops."
In rolls the theme music.
Good Charlotte: "So come and talk to me, on my computer screen. The best years of
our lives aren't as easy as they seem. To get the girl and make the grade, its all a
show, it's all a game, and I would loose it if I played, but anyway. You go out on
Friday night, I'll stay in, but that's all right. 'Cuz I haven't found a click to call
my own."
Kimmy and Nitz are sitting in the back corner of the lounge while the mixer is coming to an end. Its getting late, and many people left to get to bed for their early classes.
Kimmy: "Are you sure you're ok? I mean you seem all down and depressed."
Nitz: "Everything is fine. I am great; I finally get to be with you after missing you all
summer."
Kimmy: "Are you sure? I mean, I thought you would be happy to finally be back to
school and start another year."
Nitz: "I am, I guess I just have too much stuff on my mind, and its getting late."
Kimmy: "Yeah it is. Well, I guess I will see you tomorrow."
Nitz: "Well, let me walk you back to your room."
Kimmy: "Ok."
As Kimmy and Nitz leave the lounge, Nitz sees Rocko wondering away from the lounge heading out.
Nitz: "Hey Rocko, what's up?"
Rocko: "Well, actually I have to talk to you about something."
Nitz: "Well, meet me at my room; I'm taking Kimmy upstairs."
Rocko: "K."
The camera follows Rocko to Nitz's room. Rocko opens the door and stops it from opening all the way. There is a heated discussion going on inside. Jesse and Brodie seem to be arguing about something and Rocko doesn't want to interrupt.
Jesse: "I'm just saying that sometime when someone has feelings for someone, it's hard
to let go."
Brodie: "Are you talking about his feelings for you, or is there something your not telling
me? Do you still have feelings for him too?"
Jesse: "No, your crazy, Nitz and me are nothing but friends. He just has to realize that."
Rocko (whispering): "Wow, I should be sober more often. I must have missed a bunch of stuff last year."
Cal: "Hey Guy. Who are you talking to?"
Rocko: "Dude, quiet, you want to be caught?"
Cal: "What are you talking about?"
Jesse: "Rocko? Is that you?"
Rocko: "Uh… Yeah… I was just stopping by to talk to Nitz, but he's not here, I'll come
back later.
Jesse: "Don't be silly, he'll be back soon. Why don't you just wait here."
Cal: "Yeah Guy, it can be just like old times. Hang out with me and wait for Nitz to
come back."
Rocko: "Dude, I never waited in here for Nitz when you were her."
Cal: "Oh right. Why's that Guy?"
Rocko: "'Cuz I can't stand you. You're a wad."
Jesse: "Fight nice boys."
Rocko stops, stares at Jesse with a weird look, while Cal stares off in the distance like always.
Jesse: "…sorry."
Cal: "So when's Nitz coming back, Guy?"
Brodie: "I don't know, but you do realize you don't live here anymore, right?"
Cal: "Oh, that's why the ladies aren't here, they're in my room. Can't keep them waiting
too long." Cal leaves.
Rocko: "How does that wad get the goods, when I can't get the whammy hammy?"
Jesse: "Whammy Hammy?"
Rocko: "Uh, you know… Uh, Shut up."
Nitz: "Hey guys."
Everyone: "Hey"
Rocko: "Dude, I need to talk to you."
Nitz: "Ok."
Nitz and Rocko walk into the hall. Nitz is wondering what's the big deal with Rocko actually wanting to talk about something in private.
Nitz: "What's up? You never need to talk to me in private."
Rocko: "Well… You see… I met this girl."
Nitz: "And she's pressing charges."
Rocko: "No, this is a different chick. I was bored, so I wandered you campus to see if
there were any parties going on, and I saw this sign about major something or
another, and this chick came up to me and start talking to me.
Nitz: "Major What?"
Rocko: "No, the girl came up to ME. And she told me to come to that major thinger-ma
bob, and dude, I gunna score!"
Nitz: "Major What?"
Rocko: "Dude, I hear you the first time. It's some kinda event where people decide what
major to take. Oh man, I forgot what booth she said was going to be at."
Nitz: "Oh my god, I'm on my second year, and I don't even know what my major is."
(Commercials fade in)
s2e02 – Major What?!?
G-Prime: "Yeah, I am willing to go one living with the fact of not knowing your name."
She-Prime: "What, I'm not worth being told? I am willing to tell you who I am."
G-Prime: "Fine, I'm willing to tell you."
She-Prime: "Are you sure your ready."
G-Prime: "Ahhh, what do you want me to say?"
She-Prime: "What ever you want, but whenever you are ready, I am here."
G-Prime: "This is got to be one of the toughest decisions I have ever had to make, aside
from what Star Wars character to be for Halloween. But for the first time, this
decision revolves around feelings. What would Han Solo do in a situation like this? Wait, Han Solo would never have a fake name, his is too cool."
She-Prime: "I'm still here you know."
G-Prime: "Oops."
In rolls the theme music.
Good Charlotte: "So come and talk to me, on my computer screen. The best years of
our lives aren't as easy as they seem. To get the girl and make the grade, its all a
show, it's all a game, and I would loose it if I played, but anyway. You go out on
Friday night, I'll stay in, but that's all right. 'Cuz I haven't found a click to call
my own."
Kimmy and Nitz are sitting in the back corner of the lounge while the mixer is coming to an end. Its getting late, and many people left to get to bed for their early classes.
Kimmy: "Are you sure you're ok? I mean you seem all down and depressed."
Nitz: "Everything is fine. I am great; I finally get to be with you after missing you all
summer."
Kimmy: "Are you sure? I mean, I thought you would be happy to finally be back to
school and start another year."
Nitz: "I am, I guess I just have too much stuff on my mind, and its getting late."
Kimmy: "Yeah it is. Well, I guess I will see you tomorrow."
Nitz: "Well, let me walk you back to your room."
Kimmy: "Ok."
As Kimmy and Nitz leave the lounge, Nitz sees Rocko wondering away from the lounge heading out.
Nitz: "Hey Rocko, what's up?"
Rocko: "Well, actually I have to talk to you about something."
Nitz: "Well, meet me at my room; I'm taking Kimmy upstairs."
Rocko: "K."
The camera follows Rocko to Nitz's room. Rocko opens the door and stops it from opening all the way. There is a heated discussion going on inside. Jesse and Brodie seem to be arguing about something and Rocko doesn't want to interrupt.
Jesse: "I'm just saying that sometime when someone has feelings for someone, it's hard
to let go."
Brodie: "Are you talking about his feelings for you, or is there something your not telling
me? Do you still have feelings for him too?"
Jesse: "No, your crazy, Nitz and me are nothing but friends. He just has to realize that."
Rocko (whispering): "Wow, I should be sober more often. I must have missed a bunch of stuff last year."
Cal: "Hey Guy. Who are you talking to?"
Rocko: "Dude, quiet, you want to be caught?"
Cal: "What are you talking about?"
Jesse: "Rocko? Is that you?"
Rocko: "Uh… Yeah… I was just stopping by to talk to Nitz, but he's not here, I'll come
back later.
Jesse: "Don't be silly, he'll be back soon. Why don't you just wait here."
Cal: "Yeah Guy, it can be just like old times. Hang out with me and wait for Nitz to
come back."
Rocko: "Dude, I never waited in here for Nitz when you were her."
Cal: "Oh right. Why's that Guy?"
Rocko: "'Cuz I can't stand you. You're a wad."
Jesse: "Fight nice boys."
Rocko stops, stares at Jesse with a weird look, while Cal stares off in the distance like always.
Jesse: "…sorry."
Cal: "So when's Nitz coming back, Guy?"
Brodie: "I don't know, but you do realize you don't live here anymore, right?"
Cal: "Oh, that's why the ladies aren't here, they're in my room. Can't keep them waiting
too long." Cal leaves.
Rocko: "How does that wad get the goods, when I can't get the whammy hammy?"
Jesse: "Whammy Hammy?"
Rocko: "Uh, you know… Uh, Shut up."
Nitz: "Hey guys."
Everyone: "Hey"
Rocko: "Dude, I need to talk to you."
Nitz: "Ok."
Nitz and Rocko walk into the hall. Nitz is wondering what's the big deal with Rocko actually wanting to talk about something in private.
Nitz: "What's up? You never need to talk to me in private."
Rocko: "Well… You see… I met this girl."
Nitz: "And she's pressing charges."
Rocko: "No, this is a different chick. I was bored, so I wandered you campus to see if
there were any parties going on, and I saw this sign about major something or
another, and this chick came up to me and start talking to me.
Nitz: "Major What?"
Rocko: "No, the girl came up to ME. And she told me to come to that major thinger-ma
bob, and dude, I gunna score!"
Nitz: "Major What?"
Rocko: "Dude, I hear you the first time. It's some kinda event where people decide what
major to take. Oh man, I forgot what booth she said was going to be at."
Nitz: "Oh my god, I'm on my second year, and I don't even know what my major is."
(Commercials fade in)