UnderGrads
s2e02 – Major What?!?
Part 2
The show comes back with Nitz, Rocko, Cal, and a laptop computer with Gimpy on his web cam at the Union.
Nitz: "I can't believe that I went through the first year of college without even knowing
what I wanted to accomplish here. I mean what's the point of college if you have
no purpose."
Gimpy: "I'm sure you'll think of something you are good at, and go for something like
that. I mean, I am going for a major in Computer Science with an emphasis in
Software Engineering, and Computer Information Systems."
Cal: "Yeah Guy, and I'm going here for the ladies."
Rocko: "You putts, you can get anywhere with that."
Cal: "Yeah I can Guy. I can get into her bed."
Rocko: "Ah, it's pointless talking to this wad, when he doesn't even understand us."
Nitz: "Rocko, what are you going to college for?"
Rocko: "Well… I don't know, I guess that's reason number two for going to that Major
Fest thing. The first being… Jenny? No, that's not it. Kathy? Cherie? Man, I
have to remember her name."
Nitz: "Yeah, I'll go to this Major Fest, and see what I should do for a major."
Gimpy: "Yeah, that's what I was going to say."
Nitz: "So, when is this MajorFest?"
Rocko: "Um, I don't remember. It was on a flier, but how am I going to remember her
name?"
Nitz: "We will figure that out, but first we have to know when it is, or if you remember, it
would be for nothing."
Rocko: "Good point, lets go find that flier."
Cal: "Yeah, finding stuff is cool."
Rocko: "Aw man, does he have to come?"
Nitz: "I don't see why not, I mean he has no idea what he's doing after college."
Rocko: "He probably doesn't even know what he's doing now."
The gang gets up to look for that flier, but forgetting one thing.
Gimpy: "Um, guys? Are you forgetting something? Guys? What about me? Laptops
aren't cheap. Oh well, Mump."
The shot zooms into the laptop screen, and zooms out in Techerson Tech.
Mump: "Yes Gimpy."
Gimpy: "I've got a mission for you."
Mump: "It's not impossible, is it sir?"
Gimpy: "Oh you."
Mump: "hehe."
Gimpy: "Report to State Union and retrieve my Laptop 187. It's very personal to me. I
want it brought back unharmed. You hear me."
Mump: "Yes, Gimpy sir. I'll retrieve it right away."
Back at State U.
Rocko: "The sign was right here. I swear it was."
Nitz: "I believe you Rocko, but you also swore it was on the other bulletin board too."
Rocko: "Well, I swear a lot. What do you want from me?"
Nitz: "Well, the location of the flier would be nice."
Rocko: "Well, I said it was here, but now its not. Someone must have taken it. Plus how
does this help me find that girl… Kristy… Samantha… Sabrina?"
Nitz: "Sabrina? The teenage witch?"
Rocko: "Well, it could have been, she's hot."
Nitz: "Anyway, we were going to find her at the MajorFest, if we ever find out when and
where it is. But it's a campus event, so there should be fliers around somewhere. Right?"
Cal: "I don't know guy, the frogs might have eaten them."
Rocko: "What the hell is he talking about."
Cal: "Kimmy."
Nitz: "That's a great idea, I could ask Kimmy. If anyone would know when a campus
event is going on, she would be the person to ask."
Kimmy: "Ask me what?"
Cal: "No, I meant Kimmy was right there."
Nitz: "Oh, I was wondering when the MajorFest was happening, and where."
Kimmy: "What you didn't find a major yet? I mean, you're on your second year. What
kinds of classes have you been taking? A major is a very important thing. I mean if you don't find one soon, you'll never get out of here. I mean, I know people that have been here for almost a decade just because they couldn't think of what they wanted to do when they got out of here."
Rocko: "Does she ever shut up?"
Nitz: "Kimmy… Kimmy. That's why I need your help. When is it?"
Kimmy: "A major huh? I can help you pick out a major, I mean there are so many to
choose from."
Nitz: "Great, that would be great."
Rocko: "No it wouldn't. What about Jasmine… uh, Belle… Cinderella."
Nitz: "Dude, you're running out of names. But you have a point. Kimmy, we also need
to know to help Rocko find the woman of his dreams."
Kimmy: "That might take awhile."
Rocko: "Hey! Stupid broad ripping on me instead of Cal." Mumbling to himself
Kimmy: "Oh, well, I've got to get going, I'm late for a meeting for something. I'll talk
to you guys later."
Nitz: "Well, I'm sure we'll find out in time."
(Commercials fade in)
s2e02 – Major What?!?
Part 2
The show comes back with Nitz, Rocko, Cal, and a laptop computer with Gimpy on his web cam at the Union.
Nitz: "I can't believe that I went through the first year of college without even knowing
what I wanted to accomplish here. I mean what's the point of college if you have
no purpose."
Gimpy: "I'm sure you'll think of something you are good at, and go for something like
that. I mean, I am going for a major in Computer Science with an emphasis in
Software Engineering, and Computer Information Systems."
Cal: "Yeah Guy, and I'm going here for the ladies."
Rocko: "You putts, you can get anywhere with that."
Cal: "Yeah I can Guy. I can get into her bed."
Rocko: "Ah, it's pointless talking to this wad, when he doesn't even understand us."
Nitz: "Rocko, what are you going to college for?"
Rocko: "Well… I don't know, I guess that's reason number two for going to that Major
Fest thing. The first being… Jenny? No, that's not it. Kathy? Cherie? Man, I
have to remember her name."
Nitz: "Yeah, I'll go to this Major Fest, and see what I should do for a major."
Gimpy: "Yeah, that's what I was going to say."
Nitz: "So, when is this MajorFest?"
Rocko: "Um, I don't remember. It was on a flier, but how am I going to remember her
name?"
Nitz: "We will figure that out, but first we have to know when it is, or if you remember, it
would be for nothing."
Rocko: "Good point, lets go find that flier."
Cal: "Yeah, finding stuff is cool."
Rocko: "Aw man, does he have to come?"
Nitz: "I don't see why not, I mean he has no idea what he's doing after college."
Rocko: "He probably doesn't even know what he's doing now."
The gang gets up to look for that flier, but forgetting one thing.
Gimpy: "Um, guys? Are you forgetting something? Guys? What about me? Laptops
aren't cheap. Oh well, Mump."
The shot zooms into the laptop screen, and zooms out in Techerson Tech.
Mump: "Yes Gimpy."
Gimpy: "I've got a mission for you."
Mump: "It's not impossible, is it sir?"
Gimpy: "Oh you."
Mump: "hehe."
Gimpy: "Report to State Union and retrieve my Laptop 187. It's very personal to me. I
want it brought back unharmed. You hear me."
Mump: "Yes, Gimpy sir. I'll retrieve it right away."
Back at State U.
Rocko: "The sign was right here. I swear it was."
Nitz: "I believe you Rocko, but you also swore it was on the other bulletin board too."
Rocko: "Well, I swear a lot. What do you want from me?"
Nitz: "Well, the location of the flier would be nice."
Rocko: "Well, I said it was here, but now its not. Someone must have taken it. Plus how
does this help me find that girl… Kristy… Samantha… Sabrina?"
Nitz: "Sabrina? The teenage witch?"
Rocko: "Well, it could have been, she's hot."
Nitz: "Anyway, we were going to find her at the MajorFest, if we ever find out when and
where it is. But it's a campus event, so there should be fliers around somewhere. Right?"
Cal: "I don't know guy, the frogs might have eaten them."
Rocko: "What the hell is he talking about."
Cal: "Kimmy."
Nitz: "That's a great idea, I could ask Kimmy. If anyone would know when a campus
event is going on, she would be the person to ask."
Kimmy: "Ask me what?"
Cal: "No, I meant Kimmy was right there."
Nitz: "Oh, I was wondering when the MajorFest was happening, and where."
Kimmy: "What you didn't find a major yet? I mean, you're on your second year. What
kinds of classes have you been taking? A major is a very important thing. I mean if you don't find one soon, you'll never get out of here. I mean, I know people that have been here for almost a decade just because they couldn't think of what they wanted to do when they got out of here."
Rocko: "Does she ever shut up?"
Nitz: "Kimmy… Kimmy. That's why I need your help. When is it?"
Kimmy: "A major huh? I can help you pick out a major, I mean there are so many to
choose from."
Nitz: "Great, that would be great."
Rocko: "No it wouldn't. What about Jasmine… uh, Belle… Cinderella."
Nitz: "Dude, you're running out of names. But you have a point. Kimmy, we also need
to know to help Rocko find the woman of his dreams."
Kimmy: "That might take awhile."
Rocko: "Hey! Stupid broad ripping on me instead of Cal." Mumbling to himself
Kimmy: "Oh, well, I've got to get going, I'm late for a meeting for something. I'll talk
to you guys later."
Nitz: "Well, I'm sure we'll find out in time."
(Commercials fade in)