Returning from commercials we find Mump on the campus of State U searching for Gimpy's computer.
Mump: Hmmm, Gimpy's laptop has to be around here somewhere. This campus is so
different and I have no idea where the commons is located. I will ask a local
citizen for help.
Mump spots a female student walking slowly from class.
Mump: Um, excuse me miss. Could I ask you a question?
Liz: Sure, what is it?
Mump: I was wondering where your local eatery is located.
Liz: Oh sure, I am heading in that direction to grab something to eat. You can join me if
you want.
Mump: Ah, ah, sure, eating is a good idea.
Mump and Liz, the newly met student from State U are on their way to the local commons. The seemed to be lost in conversation, with Mump a little shy from never talking to a woman before. The two walk past Rock and Nitz in a conversation about this girl of interest in Rocko's life. While the two are in conversation, Cal's mind is wondering while starring at the butterflies.
Nitz: Ok, so this girl you met just came up to you.
Rocko: Yeah, but how is this going to help me remember her name.
Nitz: Just let me help by walking through what happened step by step.
Cal: Oh, so it's kind of like a flashback storytelling episode on one of those cheesy
cartoons.
Nitz: I guess, but this isn't a cartoon, it's real.
Cal: Sure it is, wink wink.
Nitz: What are you talking about, and you just said 'wink, wink' out loud,"
Rocko: "Shut up, and back to me."
Nitz: "Oh yeah, sorry. So, start from the beginning."
Rocko: "Um, I was looking for a party… and was looking on a bulletin board for a
party."
Nitz: "You were looking for a party on a bulletin board. They don't advertise those
unless it is for one of those religious cults."
Rocko: "Shut up, I'm trying to tell a story."
Nitz: "Sorry."
Rocko: "Anyway, there is this flyer for the MajorFest and I am reading it out loud. I am
talking to myself about how I need a major, and… this is stupid, I don't
understand how this is going to help."
Nitz: "It will, if you just focus. Let's try this back at my room. Maybe there are too
many distractions here." Nitz says as he is looking towards Cal.
Rocko: "Yeah, Cal is a wad."
Cal: "Huh?"
Nitz: "Nothing."
Camera cuts to Techerson Tech.
Gimpy: "Hey Mump, did you find it yet… Mump… you there? Dammit, must be using
the little Jedi's room. Anyway… Um, She-Prime? You there?"
She-Prime: "Huh? Oh, hi G-Prime, what's up? Ready for the unveiling?"
Gimpy: "I thought about it for sometime, and realized that this might not be the best idea,
I mean, I hardly know you. I mean, what's you favorite Star Wars movie?"
She-Prime: "Yeah, I mean, I hardly know you either. I don't even know your favorite
Star Trek Series or movie."
Gimpy: "What? Star Trek? Are you crazy?"
She-Prime: "What's wrong? Are you telling me you don't like Star Trek? Not even
Voyager?"
Gimpy: "Ahhhh… I can't believe you are saying that. I mean, Star Trek. It is no match
for Star Wars."
She-Prime: "Who says you can't like both."
Gimpy: "Have you turned to the dark side? You can't like both. It's like not choosing X-
Files over, uh I don't know, Millennium."
She-Prime: "Well, that is an easy choice… they both suck."
Gimpy:" Ah… that's it… I am done talking to you. From now on, it's just Gimpy. With
Mump of course. But definitely no girls. Hmm."
She-Prime: "I'm still here."
Gimpy: "Ahh. No Girls!"
Gimpy shuts off his monitor and it cuts to Mump with the very interesting Liz, his new friend he met at State U.
Liz: "You are such a cute little guy, I am surprised no one has snatched you up yet."
Mump: "Well, I usually don't hang out with girls, I mean, they don't understand the
ways of the force."
Liz: "The force? You mean, like, Star Wars?"
Mump: "Yes, most girls don't appreciate the ways of the force. They don't understand
its way of life. If you live by the force… then anything can go your way."
Liz: "Hmm, that's very interesting. Tell, me more about this force."
Mump: "Um, why don't you come back to my place, and I can show you…"
Liz: "Wow, once you hook them, you sure move fast."
Mump: "I ment, show you the ways of the force… through ways of viewing the movies."
Liz: "Oh, ok. Sure."
Mump: "And after I can show you my lightsaber, and my other valuable collectables."
Liz: "Heheh."
(Fades to commercials)
The show returns to Nitz's room where Rocko and Nitz are about to discuss the ways to remember the girl's name.
Nitz: "Ok, so, you are next to the board looking for a party… talking to yourself."
Rocko: "Yeah, I say something like. 'A major? I should get one of those.' And this
chick comes up and is all like, 'Majors are so hot and I want in your pants.' But I
back off, and say, 'Seriously, I want to know what to do with my life,' and she
says, 'I know what you can do…'"
Nitz: "Rocko!! I am trying to help you and you don't help at all."
Jesse: "Of course, he is never serious."
Nitz: "Jesse, what are you doing here."
Jesse: "Duh, its my boyfriend's room."
Rocko: "You are banging that Kimmy chick and her."
Jesse: "Of course not. For starters he's not 'banging' anyone. Second of all he choice her
over me and thirdly, I am dating his roommate."
Rocko: "Woah, someone woke up on the bitchy side of the bed this morning."
Jesse: "Haha, very funny."
Nitz: "Well, Brodie is not here, I don't know where he is. Anyway, Rocko, what actually
happened when you met this girl."
Jesse: "Woah, Rocko met a girl. How did he scare this one away?"
Nitz: "Well, this one… he didn't, and I am trying to help him remember her name so he
doesn't look like an idiot in front of her at MajorFest."
Jesse: "Ah, MajorFest, where the clueless go to get clues. Good thing I know exactly
what I want to do."
Nitz: "We don't and are focused on finding this girls name right now."
Jesse: "I can help you find a major. There is Criminal Justice, Computer Science,
Nursing Ed…"
Rocko: "That's it… Nursing Ed. She said her name was Sarah and she was working the
Nursing Ed booth."
Jesse: "Glad I could help."
(More to come)
Mump: Hmmm, Gimpy's laptop has to be around here somewhere. This campus is so
different and I have no idea where the commons is located. I will ask a local
citizen for help.
Mump spots a female student walking slowly from class.
Mump: Um, excuse me miss. Could I ask you a question?
Liz: Sure, what is it?
Mump: I was wondering where your local eatery is located.
Liz: Oh sure, I am heading in that direction to grab something to eat. You can join me if
you want.
Mump: Ah, ah, sure, eating is a good idea.
Mump and Liz, the newly met student from State U are on their way to the local commons. The seemed to be lost in conversation, with Mump a little shy from never talking to a woman before. The two walk past Rock and Nitz in a conversation about this girl of interest in Rocko's life. While the two are in conversation, Cal's mind is wondering while starring at the butterflies.
Nitz: Ok, so this girl you met just came up to you.
Rocko: Yeah, but how is this going to help me remember her name.
Nitz: Just let me help by walking through what happened step by step.
Cal: Oh, so it's kind of like a flashback storytelling episode on one of those cheesy
cartoons.
Nitz: I guess, but this isn't a cartoon, it's real.
Cal: Sure it is, wink wink.
Nitz: What are you talking about, and you just said 'wink, wink' out loud,"
Rocko: "Shut up, and back to me."
Nitz: "Oh yeah, sorry. So, start from the beginning."
Rocko: "Um, I was looking for a party… and was looking on a bulletin board for a
party."
Nitz: "You were looking for a party on a bulletin board. They don't advertise those
unless it is for one of those religious cults."
Rocko: "Shut up, I'm trying to tell a story."
Nitz: "Sorry."
Rocko: "Anyway, there is this flyer for the MajorFest and I am reading it out loud. I am
talking to myself about how I need a major, and… this is stupid, I don't
understand how this is going to help."
Nitz: "It will, if you just focus. Let's try this back at my room. Maybe there are too
many distractions here." Nitz says as he is looking towards Cal.
Rocko: "Yeah, Cal is a wad."
Cal: "Huh?"
Nitz: "Nothing."
Camera cuts to Techerson Tech.
Gimpy: "Hey Mump, did you find it yet… Mump… you there? Dammit, must be using
the little Jedi's room. Anyway… Um, She-Prime? You there?"
She-Prime: "Huh? Oh, hi G-Prime, what's up? Ready for the unveiling?"
Gimpy: "I thought about it for sometime, and realized that this might not be the best idea,
I mean, I hardly know you. I mean, what's you favorite Star Wars movie?"
She-Prime: "Yeah, I mean, I hardly know you either. I don't even know your favorite
Star Trek Series or movie."
Gimpy: "What? Star Trek? Are you crazy?"
She-Prime: "What's wrong? Are you telling me you don't like Star Trek? Not even
Voyager?"
Gimpy: "Ahhhh… I can't believe you are saying that. I mean, Star Trek. It is no match
for Star Wars."
She-Prime: "Who says you can't like both."
Gimpy: "Have you turned to the dark side? You can't like both. It's like not choosing X-
Files over, uh I don't know, Millennium."
She-Prime: "Well, that is an easy choice… they both suck."
Gimpy:" Ah… that's it… I am done talking to you. From now on, it's just Gimpy. With
Mump of course. But definitely no girls. Hmm."
She-Prime: "I'm still here."
Gimpy: "Ahh. No Girls!"
Gimpy shuts off his monitor and it cuts to Mump with the very interesting Liz, his new friend he met at State U.
Liz: "You are such a cute little guy, I am surprised no one has snatched you up yet."
Mump: "Well, I usually don't hang out with girls, I mean, they don't understand the
ways of the force."
Liz: "The force? You mean, like, Star Wars?"
Mump: "Yes, most girls don't appreciate the ways of the force. They don't understand
its way of life. If you live by the force… then anything can go your way."
Liz: "Hmm, that's very interesting. Tell, me more about this force."
Mump: "Um, why don't you come back to my place, and I can show you…"
Liz: "Wow, once you hook them, you sure move fast."
Mump: "I ment, show you the ways of the force… through ways of viewing the movies."
Liz: "Oh, ok. Sure."
Mump: "And after I can show you my lightsaber, and my other valuable collectables."
Liz: "Heheh."
(Fades to commercials)
The show returns to Nitz's room where Rocko and Nitz are about to discuss the ways to remember the girl's name.
Nitz: "Ok, so, you are next to the board looking for a party… talking to yourself."
Rocko: "Yeah, I say something like. 'A major? I should get one of those.' And this
chick comes up and is all like, 'Majors are so hot and I want in your pants.' But I
back off, and say, 'Seriously, I want to know what to do with my life,' and she
says, 'I know what you can do…'"
Nitz: "Rocko!! I am trying to help you and you don't help at all."
Jesse: "Of course, he is never serious."
Nitz: "Jesse, what are you doing here."
Jesse: "Duh, its my boyfriend's room."
Rocko: "You are banging that Kimmy chick and her."
Jesse: "Of course not. For starters he's not 'banging' anyone. Second of all he choice her
over me and thirdly, I am dating his roommate."
Rocko: "Woah, someone woke up on the bitchy side of the bed this morning."
Jesse: "Haha, very funny."
Nitz: "Well, Brodie is not here, I don't know where he is. Anyway, Rocko, what actually
happened when you met this girl."
Jesse: "Woah, Rocko met a girl. How did he scare this one away?"
Nitz: "Well, this one… he didn't, and I am trying to help him remember her name so he
doesn't look like an idiot in front of her at MajorFest."
Jesse: "Ah, MajorFest, where the clueless go to get clues. Good thing I know exactly
what I want to do."
Nitz: "We don't and are focused on finding this girls name right now."
Jesse: "I can help you find a major. There is Criminal Justice, Computer Science,
Nursing Ed…"
Rocko: "That's it… Nursing Ed. She said her name was Sarah and she was working the
Nursing Ed booth."
Jesse: "Glad I could help."
(More to come)
