Orchid Green 3
Tsuzuki wasn't in his office! Why in the world isn't he there?! I lock the door behind me, and try to regain my breath.
Tsuzuki could be in the staff room or out buying food, but why today of all days would he go into a public place?!
I just spent twenty minutes trying to get to Tsuzuki's office, because half of Enmachou is after me!
A note sits on his desk.
Hisoka,
If you are looking for me, I'll be talking with our local
pervert more commonly known as Hakushaku-sama.
-Tsuzuki
P.S. All of my paperwork is finished ^_^
::Sigh:: I guess it can't be helped. I will have to go pay a visit to Hakushaku-sama.
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"So he already left?" I asked Watson. I make sure to look up at the ceiling so that Watson won't fall for me. That thought alone gives me goosebumps.
"Ye~s, a cou~ple minutes ago."
"Thank you," I turn around to leave. I bump into something. I look in front of me.
There's nothing there. What the hell?
I take another step forward, and nothing happens. I pause, that was strange. I start to take another step when I feel arms embrace me from behind.
"Waaaahhh!" I try to break free, but only manage to turn around. I see a mask and gloves suspended in midair.
Hakushaku-sama.
"Tsuzuki's beautiful partner came to see me?"
"N-no, I came to look for Tsuzuki," judging by the way Hakushaku-sama made his voice sound silky, I assume that he's trying to seduce me. How am I going to get away from a guy that was a pervert to begin with?!
"Oh, I see," Hakushaku-sama pauses for a minute. (May I mention that I am still trying to pry myself loose?) "Tsuzuki just left a couple of minutes ago, he went upstairs if you want to see him."
Upstairs?
"Watson, lead Hisoka to my bed-...the room where Tsuzuki should be."
Oh, no. I don't think so. I am NOT going to be led right up to Hakushaku-sama's bedroom! But this guy is an important guy in Enmachou, I'm not about to be rude to him.
"Thank you Hakushaku-sama, but I'll just wait for Tsuzuki back at the office," I *would* bow, but the pervert is still holding me.
"I insist upon it," Hakushaku-sama's hands begin to move beneath my shirt.
I flinch. Hakushaku's hands, however, only progress lower. Screw formalities, I'm going to kick this guy's ass.
I open my mouth to tell him to let me go, damn it. (I figure I should give him a little warning, I was raised to be polite.) But before I can say anything however, something quite unexpected happens. It's not altogether unwelcome either.
I see Hakushaku's mask start to lean in closer to kiss me.
No, that wasn't the unexpected part, or in any way welcome. ::shudder:: There was an unexpected BOOOM!
Using this distraction, I break free of the pervert's hold. I run towards the door....er...or what used to be a door. Standing there looking fearsome beyond belief were Tatsumi, Watari, and Yumi. (Another person that works in our department.)
I'm going to have to get past ALL of them.
Easy. I smirk.
"Hakushaku-sama tried to kiss me!" I point dramatically at Hakushaku- sama.
Just as I expected, all hell broke loose.
I run out, and bump into someone. Why do I have to keep bumping into people?!, I fall. The person catches my arm before I hit the floor.
"Hisoka? You're here too? What's going on?"
"Tsuzuki! Aaah, my eyes!" I close my eyes tight, hoping that he hasn't already peered into them.
He lets go of me (I guess he didn't look into my eyes), and I can feel his gaze on me.
"What happened to your eyes? Did you get hurt?" Of course, he's immediately concerned. My partner gets worried about others too easily.
"There's a spell on my eyes. Let's get away from here, and I'll explain," I pause. "You'll have to hide me," I add as an afterthought.
"Hisoka...are you sure you're all right?" His hand tilts my face to look at him. My eyes are still closed. I start to feel a little panicked. The others could get here at any moment.
"Yes," I say firmly. "Just whatever you do, don't look at my eyes."
I turn around to check if anybody has come to chase me yet.
From the explosion, several objected were thrown into the air. Among them, a pair of sunglasses. Sunglasses?
Sunglasses! Perfect! I leap to catch them.
"Awesome blossom!" Did I just say that? Oh well, I shrug, and put them on.
That's when Watari came bounding out of the miniature war, and noticed
me.
"Bon! I've been looking everywhere for you! Don't worry about the others, they're distracted right now. But I! I will never think of anything else but you, beloved!"
That's when Tsuzuki and I bolted.
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Safely in Tsuzuki's house, I collapsed on his couch.
"Hisoka, what's going on?" Tsuzuki asks me seriously.
"Water," I pant.
"Water caused that?" Tsuzuki looks at me incredulously. I frown.
"No, no, can I have a glass of water please, I've been running around all day," I ask. He gives me a strange look, but goes into the kitchen.
I don't want to tell Tsuzuki that I got careless with my job. That's how this whole mess started. He'll treat me like a kid, which I hate. If I had been alive, I would be 23, damn it! ...Although, if Tsuzuki had still been alive, he would have been 103. ::sweatdrop:: What does age matter, though?
Wait! Why *does* age matter? It's not like we're ever going to end up together...
"Hisoka?" I turn. ::blush:: Tsuzuki's face is right in front of me. He puts his hand on my forehead. "What's going on? You don't have a temperature." He pulls away.
I sigh and tell him what happened with the orchid.
"So now, Watari, Tatsumi, and half of Enmachou are after me."
He starts to laugh. I frown.
"Tatsumi fell under the spell? I can't wait to see his reaction when he finds out," Tsuzuki grins. I frown, it's no joke being put under a spell. Although it would actually be amusing to see how Tatsumi takes it, I give a little smile.
"The only one that wouldn't react badly to the news is Hakushaku- sama," I tell Tsuzuki.
"WHAT?" Tsuzuki looks serious.
"You can't be surprised that he'd react-" I start.
"Hakushaku is after you too?!"
"Yes, that's why I was by the castle," I explain.
"The spell that's on you increases people's libidos. Hakushaku's is already off the charts, he'll do anything to get you. Not to mention that the guy is a powerful person."
I freeze. That would explain everyone's aggressive behavior. I finish my water in one gulp.
"So they're just trying to get me to...," I don't finish. That is my worst nightmare come to life, the only thing I need is for Muraki to look at me.
"I think that the only way we're going to be able to get rid of the spell is to go to Watari's lab," Tsuzuki proposes.
"His lab?" I ask.
"I can sneak you in," Tsuzuki says.
"HOW?!"
He smiles.
^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
So how will Hisoka get in? Eh? Curious? I'll try to get the next chapter posted by next Friday.
Mwaaha Mwaaha Mwaahaha ^_^ Hope you enjoyed my daily dose of humour.
Disclaimer:
Yami no Matsuei belongs to Yohko Matsushita and Hana to Yume Comics, but mainly to Yohko Matsushita, because she created it. This fanfic belongs to me, and any attempt to copy it will make me mad and bloodthirsty. 0_0 ::Doctor slips secret potion into drink::
Tsuzuki wasn't in his office! Why in the world isn't he there?! I lock the door behind me, and try to regain my breath.
Tsuzuki could be in the staff room or out buying food, but why today of all days would he go into a public place?!
I just spent twenty minutes trying to get to Tsuzuki's office, because half of Enmachou is after me!
A note sits on his desk.
Hisoka,
If you are looking for me, I'll be talking with our local
pervert more commonly known as Hakushaku-sama.
-Tsuzuki
P.S. All of my paperwork is finished ^_^
::Sigh:: I guess it can't be helped. I will have to go pay a visit to Hakushaku-sama.
^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
^_^ ^_^
"So he already left?" I asked Watson. I make sure to look up at the ceiling so that Watson won't fall for me. That thought alone gives me goosebumps.
"Ye~s, a cou~ple minutes ago."
"Thank you," I turn around to leave. I bump into something. I look in front of me.
There's nothing there. What the hell?
I take another step forward, and nothing happens. I pause, that was strange. I start to take another step when I feel arms embrace me from behind.
"Waaaahhh!" I try to break free, but only manage to turn around. I see a mask and gloves suspended in midair.
Hakushaku-sama.
"Tsuzuki's beautiful partner came to see me?"
"N-no, I came to look for Tsuzuki," judging by the way Hakushaku-sama made his voice sound silky, I assume that he's trying to seduce me. How am I going to get away from a guy that was a pervert to begin with?!
"Oh, I see," Hakushaku-sama pauses for a minute. (May I mention that I am still trying to pry myself loose?) "Tsuzuki just left a couple of minutes ago, he went upstairs if you want to see him."
Upstairs?
"Watson, lead Hisoka to my bed-...the room where Tsuzuki should be."
Oh, no. I don't think so. I am NOT going to be led right up to Hakushaku-sama's bedroom! But this guy is an important guy in Enmachou, I'm not about to be rude to him.
"Thank you Hakushaku-sama, but I'll just wait for Tsuzuki back at the office," I *would* bow, but the pervert is still holding me.
"I insist upon it," Hakushaku-sama's hands begin to move beneath my shirt.
I flinch. Hakushaku's hands, however, only progress lower. Screw formalities, I'm going to kick this guy's ass.
I open my mouth to tell him to let me go, damn it. (I figure I should give him a little warning, I was raised to be polite.) But before I can say anything however, something quite unexpected happens. It's not altogether unwelcome either.
I see Hakushaku's mask start to lean in closer to kiss me.
No, that wasn't the unexpected part, or in any way welcome. ::shudder:: There was an unexpected BOOOM!
Using this distraction, I break free of the pervert's hold. I run towards the door....er...or what used to be a door. Standing there looking fearsome beyond belief were Tatsumi, Watari, and Yumi. (Another person that works in our department.)
I'm going to have to get past ALL of them.
Easy. I smirk.
"Hakushaku-sama tried to kiss me!" I point dramatically at Hakushaku- sama.
Just as I expected, all hell broke loose.
I run out, and bump into someone. Why do I have to keep bumping into people?!, I fall. The person catches my arm before I hit the floor.
"Hisoka? You're here too? What's going on?"
"Tsuzuki! Aaah, my eyes!" I close my eyes tight, hoping that he hasn't already peered into them.
He lets go of me (I guess he didn't look into my eyes), and I can feel his gaze on me.
"What happened to your eyes? Did you get hurt?" Of course, he's immediately concerned. My partner gets worried about others too easily.
"There's a spell on my eyes. Let's get away from here, and I'll explain," I pause. "You'll have to hide me," I add as an afterthought.
"Hisoka...are you sure you're all right?" His hand tilts my face to look at him. My eyes are still closed. I start to feel a little panicked. The others could get here at any moment.
"Yes," I say firmly. "Just whatever you do, don't look at my eyes."
I turn around to check if anybody has come to chase me yet.
From the explosion, several objected were thrown into the air. Among them, a pair of sunglasses. Sunglasses?
Sunglasses! Perfect! I leap to catch them.
"Awesome blossom!" Did I just say that? Oh well, I shrug, and put them on.
That's when Watari came bounding out of the miniature war, and noticed
me.
"Bon! I've been looking everywhere for you! Don't worry about the others, they're distracted right now. But I! I will never think of anything else but you, beloved!"
That's when Tsuzuki and I bolted.
^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
Safely in Tsuzuki's house, I collapsed on his couch.
"Hisoka, what's going on?" Tsuzuki asks me seriously.
"Water," I pant.
"Water caused that?" Tsuzuki looks at me incredulously. I frown.
"No, no, can I have a glass of water please, I've been running around all day," I ask. He gives me a strange look, but goes into the kitchen.
I don't want to tell Tsuzuki that I got careless with my job. That's how this whole mess started. He'll treat me like a kid, which I hate. If I had been alive, I would be 23, damn it! ...Although, if Tsuzuki had still been alive, he would have been 103. ::sweatdrop:: What does age matter, though?
Wait! Why *does* age matter? It's not like we're ever going to end up together...
"Hisoka?" I turn. ::blush:: Tsuzuki's face is right in front of me. He puts his hand on my forehead. "What's going on? You don't have a temperature." He pulls away.
I sigh and tell him what happened with the orchid.
"So now, Watari, Tatsumi, and half of Enmachou are after me."
He starts to laugh. I frown.
"Tatsumi fell under the spell? I can't wait to see his reaction when he finds out," Tsuzuki grins. I frown, it's no joke being put under a spell. Although it would actually be amusing to see how Tatsumi takes it, I give a little smile.
"The only one that wouldn't react badly to the news is Hakushaku- sama," I tell Tsuzuki.
"WHAT?" Tsuzuki looks serious.
"You can't be surprised that he'd react-" I start.
"Hakushaku is after you too?!"
"Yes, that's why I was by the castle," I explain.
"The spell that's on you increases people's libidos. Hakushaku's is already off the charts, he'll do anything to get you. Not to mention that the guy is a powerful person."
I freeze. That would explain everyone's aggressive behavior. I finish my water in one gulp.
"So they're just trying to get me to...," I don't finish. That is my worst nightmare come to life, the only thing I need is for Muraki to look at me.
"I think that the only way we're going to be able to get rid of the spell is to go to Watari's lab," Tsuzuki proposes.
"His lab?" I ask.
"I can sneak you in," Tsuzuki says.
"HOW?!"
He smiles.
^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
So how will Hisoka get in? Eh? Curious? I'll try to get the next chapter posted by next Friday.
Mwaaha Mwaaha Mwaahaha ^_^ Hope you enjoyed my daily dose of humour.
Disclaimer:
Yami no Matsuei belongs to Yohko Matsushita and Hana to Yume Comics, but mainly to Yohko Matsushita, because she created it. This fanfic belongs to me, and any attempt to copy it will make me mad and bloodthirsty. 0_0 ::Doctor slips secret potion into drink::