Dr. Mwaahaha
Orchid Green 4
I stare at Tsuzuki, speechless.
"You want me to-to," I stare aghast. Tsuzuki only smiles.
"It's the only way to sneak into Watari's lab, unless of course, you have another suggestion," Tsuzuki looks down condescendingly at me. Grrrrr, I'll do it.
" Fine, 'suit' me up," I tell him grudgingly. Seriously, this is a little disconcerting. Tsuzuki just grinned.
"You know, Hisoka, you're really very lucky," Tsuzuki tells me as I get ready. I can only shoot him a poisonous glare.
"LUCKY?! HOW THE HELL DO YOU CALL *THIS* BEING LUCKY??!!"
"Well for one, Halloween is almost coming up, and two, I happened to have this costume in my closet. I suppose it was a good idea for Tatsumi to make me dress up like this that year as a punishment," Tsuzuki smiled at the memory. How can he be so nonchalant? He's making me put something on that Tatsumi used as a punishment.
"I had too much fun for it to really be a punishment, though," he adds quickly. "Tatsumi was the one annoyed by my clown costume, because I kept making balloons for everybody!"
I finish buttoning the last button. I face Tsuzuki and glare.
"If anybody finds out about this, I will personally make sure you regret it forever," I threaten coldly. Tsuzuki shoots me a scared, wounded look.
"Understood, understood, no one will ever find out about this," Tsuzuki assured me.
I took a deep breath, "All right then, I'm ready."
"Ready for what?" Tsuzuki asks innocently as he frowns.
"For you to get into my pants!" I scream, exasperated. Immediately, I regret it. By the look on his face, I can tell that Tsuzuki must have done that on purpose.
"Well, I think we should take this slowly Hisoka," Tsuzuki tells me calmly, "*I* may not be ready."
I try to calm down. "Tsuzuki, you're my partner, and I think you're a... wonderful person. However, make another suggestive comment, and I may just run off with Tatsumi san!"
"You're right, this is too important to joke around with," Tsuzuki climbed in behind me. From the emotions that he was giving off, I'm not too sure he WAS taking this seriously.
"It's a good thing this clown costume is so big," I mentioned as Tsuzuki pulled the shirt over us both. Tsuzuki's plan is pretty good. Nobody would guess that I was hidden inside of his costume.
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"Ow! Careful!" I say as quietly as I can.
"You're being too loud, people will hear you." Tsuzuki whispers back.
"Your shirt's button is stuck in my hair."
"We're almost there anyway."
"Ow! Don't move so fast."
"Shhh, I think someone's coming behind us."
"..."
"Tsuzuki san, have you seen-. Wait, why are you wearing a costume? Halloween isn't until Friday."
The only thing keeping me from running at the sound of that voice is the fact that I'm in Tsuzuki's costume.
"Well, Yuma, I was just trying it out. I had so much fun wearing it that the last time."
"Yes, that was fun. Not as fun as I'll have when I get Hisoka to wear one of the costumes Saya and I bought."
Tsuzuki laughs along with her. I shudder.
"You haven't seen Hisoka anywhere have you?" Yuma asks Tsuzuki sweetly.
"No, I haven't seen him, but I heard a few other people looking for him." I can feel the jealousy spring up from Yuma. Great, now she feels even more determined to find me.
"Well, would you happen to know where he might be? I MUST find him, there are important things to be done," Yuma cackles. Hmmm, this costume *is* secure, right?
"If I tell you, do you promise to keep people away from Watari's lab?" Tsuzuki asks her.
"Of course! Anything to find Hisoka!" she listens eagerly. I really hope Tsuzuki knows what he's doing.
"I thought I saw him heading up a sakura tree."
"Really?! Ok! I'll go there now, nobody else would think to look there...it's too bad we have too many sakura trees. Oh well, I'll search forever if I have to! Don't worry about Watari's lab, I'll put out the word that there's a weird chemical pouring out, and if they value anything they should stay away. Tsuzuki, if Tatsumi sees you in that costume, remember to get a picture for me and Saya! The look on his face will be priceless!" she told him.
Tsuzuki laughed as she bounced away. I breathe out a sigh of relief, and relax against Tsuzuki.
I don't think I've been this close to him while he was laughing before. It feels really good. ::blush::
Damn it, I did not just think that. I refuse to acknowledge my attraction to Tsuzuki. I don't want to be one of the many members of his admiring fan club. Besides, he'd probably just think my admiration was cute, and worry about how to turn me down. That would hurt more than anything, because I love him.
As a friend.
....somehow, even I fail to believe this.
I'm knocked out of my reverie by a severe yank. "OW!"
"We're here!" Tsuzuki closed the door behind us. "Shall we undress?"
I sigh. Wait! I sense somebody else in the room!
"Tsuzuki," Terazuma growls. Great, just great.
"Terazuma," Tsuzuki replies coldly. "What the hell are you doing here?"
"I could ask the same of you...in a clown costume, no less," He scoffs. "Of course, I can see why you would dress as someone you admire."
"Too bad your role models are big and hairy," Tsuzuki shoots back.
"Teme!!" Terazuma lunges forward.
"No, wait!" Tsuzuki yells out.
His hands grab the front of Tsuzuki's costume roughly, and my head pops out.
"Wh-wha- What is you partner doing in your costume!!!!?????" He looks at me. Thank god I'm still wearing my sunglasses.
Terazuma blushes.
Oh, no. I AM wearing my sunglasses, aren't I?
"Hi-hisoka, you're-" Terazuma stutters, his emotions identical to all the lunatics outside.
Yep, my sunglasses are still there, then why?
"Hisoka's off limits, unless you can convince Tatsumi to make him your partner. Then he's all yours," Tsuzuki tells him.
Terazuma shoots out of the room like a bullet, most likely to find Tatsumi.
I get out of the costume, and ponder on what just happened. I look at Tsuzuki suspiciously.
"I didn't really mean that you would be his, that was just to make him go away! Tatsumi would never make him your partner!" Tsuzuki tries to defend himself. I keep looking at him.
"Let's get to work shall we, unless you want to pick somebody to love....." Tsuzuki breaks off, staring at the space behind me.
"Right now, I don't think I want to say I love you-," Tsuzuki looks panicked, and turns me around. What?!
Oh.
I finish," Watari."
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Mwaar harr harr and a bottle of rum.
Not that I like rum, but whatever.
Here's my contribution to the Halloween. The heavenly day that blesses me with candy.
As a doctor of humor, I must advise all of you to eat lots of sugar. It works wonders, especially when mixed with strawberries and cool whip.
This fanfic is dedicated to ( ) who suggested I make Terazuma fall for Hisoka. Sankyuu.
Disclaimer:
Yami no Matsuei belongs to Yohko Matsushita and Hana to Yume Comics, but mainly to Yohko Matsushita, because she created it. This fanfic belongs to me, and any attempt to copy it will make me mad and bloodthirsty. 0_0 ::Doctor slips secret potion into drink::
I stare at Tsuzuki, speechless.
"You want me to-to," I stare aghast. Tsuzuki only smiles.
"It's the only way to sneak into Watari's lab, unless of course, you have another suggestion," Tsuzuki looks down condescendingly at me. Grrrrr, I'll do it.
" Fine, 'suit' me up," I tell him grudgingly. Seriously, this is a little disconcerting. Tsuzuki just grinned.
"You know, Hisoka, you're really very lucky," Tsuzuki tells me as I get ready. I can only shoot him a poisonous glare.
"LUCKY?! HOW THE HELL DO YOU CALL *THIS* BEING LUCKY??!!"
"Well for one, Halloween is almost coming up, and two, I happened to have this costume in my closet. I suppose it was a good idea for Tatsumi to make me dress up like this that year as a punishment," Tsuzuki smiled at the memory. How can he be so nonchalant? He's making me put something on that Tatsumi used as a punishment.
"I had too much fun for it to really be a punishment, though," he adds quickly. "Tatsumi was the one annoyed by my clown costume, because I kept making balloons for everybody!"
I finish buttoning the last button. I face Tsuzuki and glare.
"If anybody finds out about this, I will personally make sure you regret it forever," I threaten coldly. Tsuzuki shoots me a scared, wounded look.
"Understood, understood, no one will ever find out about this," Tsuzuki assured me.
I took a deep breath, "All right then, I'm ready."
"Ready for what?" Tsuzuki asks innocently as he frowns.
"For you to get into my pants!" I scream, exasperated. Immediately, I regret it. By the look on his face, I can tell that Tsuzuki must have done that on purpose.
"Well, I think we should take this slowly Hisoka," Tsuzuki tells me calmly, "*I* may not be ready."
I try to calm down. "Tsuzuki, you're my partner, and I think you're a... wonderful person. However, make another suggestive comment, and I may just run off with Tatsumi san!"
"You're right, this is too important to joke around with," Tsuzuki climbed in behind me. From the emotions that he was giving off, I'm not too sure he WAS taking this seriously.
"It's a good thing this clown costume is so big," I mentioned as Tsuzuki pulled the shirt over us both. Tsuzuki's plan is pretty good. Nobody would guess that I was hidden inside of his costume.
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"Ow! Careful!" I say as quietly as I can.
"You're being too loud, people will hear you." Tsuzuki whispers back.
"Your shirt's button is stuck in my hair."
"We're almost there anyway."
"Ow! Don't move so fast."
"Shhh, I think someone's coming behind us."
"..."
"Tsuzuki san, have you seen-. Wait, why are you wearing a costume? Halloween isn't until Friday."
The only thing keeping me from running at the sound of that voice is the fact that I'm in Tsuzuki's costume.
"Well, Yuma, I was just trying it out. I had so much fun wearing it that the last time."
"Yes, that was fun. Not as fun as I'll have when I get Hisoka to wear one of the costumes Saya and I bought."
Tsuzuki laughs along with her. I shudder.
"You haven't seen Hisoka anywhere have you?" Yuma asks Tsuzuki sweetly.
"No, I haven't seen him, but I heard a few other people looking for him." I can feel the jealousy spring up from Yuma. Great, now she feels even more determined to find me.
"Well, would you happen to know where he might be? I MUST find him, there are important things to be done," Yuma cackles. Hmmm, this costume *is* secure, right?
"If I tell you, do you promise to keep people away from Watari's lab?" Tsuzuki asks her.
"Of course! Anything to find Hisoka!" she listens eagerly. I really hope Tsuzuki knows what he's doing.
"I thought I saw him heading up a sakura tree."
"Really?! Ok! I'll go there now, nobody else would think to look there...it's too bad we have too many sakura trees. Oh well, I'll search forever if I have to! Don't worry about Watari's lab, I'll put out the word that there's a weird chemical pouring out, and if they value anything they should stay away. Tsuzuki, if Tatsumi sees you in that costume, remember to get a picture for me and Saya! The look on his face will be priceless!" she told him.
Tsuzuki laughed as she bounced away. I breathe out a sigh of relief, and relax against Tsuzuki.
I don't think I've been this close to him while he was laughing before. It feels really good. ::blush::
Damn it, I did not just think that. I refuse to acknowledge my attraction to Tsuzuki. I don't want to be one of the many members of his admiring fan club. Besides, he'd probably just think my admiration was cute, and worry about how to turn me down. That would hurt more than anything, because I love him.
As a friend.
....somehow, even I fail to believe this.
I'm knocked out of my reverie by a severe yank. "OW!"
"We're here!" Tsuzuki closed the door behind us. "Shall we undress?"
I sigh. Wait! I sense somebody else in the room!
"Tsuzuki," Terazuma growls. Great, just great.
"Terazuma," Tsuzuki replies coldly. "What the hell are you doing here?"
"I could ask the same of you...in a clown costume, no less," He scoffs. "Of course, I can see why you would dress as someone you admire."
"Too bad your role models are big and hairy," Tsuzuki shoots back.
"Teme!!" Terazuma lunges forward.
"No, wait!" Tsuzuki yells out.
His hands grab the front of Tsuzuki's costume roughly, and my head pops out.
"Wh-wha- What is you partner doing in your costume!!!!?????" He looks at me. Thank god I'm still wearing my sunglasses.
Terazuma blushes.
Oh, no. I AM wearing my sunglasses, aren't I?
"Hi-hisoka, you're-" Terazuma stutters, his emotions identical to all the lunatics outside.
Yep, my sunglasses are still there, then why?
"Hisoka's off limits, unless you can convince Tatsumi to make him your partner. Then he's all yours," Tsuzuki tells him.
Terazuma shoots out of the room like a bullet, most likely to find Tatsumi.
I get out of the costume, and ponder on what just happened. I look at Tsuzuki suspiciously.
"I didn't really mean that you would be his, that was just to make him go away! Tatsumi would never make him your partner!" Tsuzuki tries to defend himself. I keep looking at him.
"Let's get to work shall we, unless you want to pick somebody to love....." Tsuzuki breaks off, staring at the space behind me.
"Right now, I don't think I want to say I love you-," Tsuzuki looks panicked, and turns me around. What?!
Oh.
I finish," Watari."
^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
^_^ ^_^
Mwaar harr harr and a bottle of rum.
Not that I like rum, but whatever.
Here's my contribution to the Halloween. The heavenly day that blesses me with candy.
As a doctor of humor, I must advise all of you to eat lots of sugar. It works wonders, especially when mixed with strawberries and cool whip.
This fanfic is dedicated to ( ) who suggested I make Terazuma fall for Hisoka. Sankyuu.
Disclaimer:
Yami no Matsuei belongs to Yohko Matsushita and Hana to Yume Comics, but mainly to Yohko Matsushita, because she created it. This fanfic belongs to me, and any attempt to copy it will make me mad and bloodthirsty. 0_0 ::Doctor slips secret potion into drink::