11:27 PM 12/29/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbz Budoukai 2!
Veggie: "Tee-hee! I'm the Prince of all Saiyans..."
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Budoukai 2, I luv u. (grins)
Vegeta: (twitches) I shall hunt down the person who dubbed that line and cause them SEVERE pain...
Goku: Aww, I think it sounded CUTE, Veggie.
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes at Son) I was still EVIL at that point in the game, Kakarrotto. Evil isn't supposed to be CUTE!
Chuquita: By that logic that means that since you're no longer evil you're allowed to be cute?
Vegeta: (thinks back at what he said) ...KUSO!
Chuquita: (happily) Welcome to part 3 everybody!
Goku: HOO-RAH!
Chuquita: I would've started the chapter earlier but I got indrenched in typing some of my outlined stuff for
supersecretficImworkingoninsecretandmayormaynotpostwhenitsdone. I think I may actually get it done, maybe even before the
year is over! (sniffle of joy) If you had asked me if I'd still be messing around w/typing this fic back when I started in
May, I would have never believed it.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops at supersecret) I STILL don't believe it.
Chuquita: It's almost up to 150kb too! But I'm gonna condense everything in it down to chapters once I finish it. (to
audiance) You see since I didn't plan on finishing I just kept everything I wrote in it in one file with no Corners.
Vegeta: (folds his arms) It shall never see the light of day.
Chuquita: Oh come on! I didn't embarass you THAT bad! And Chibi Vejitto is so super-kawaii in it!
Vegeta: ...
Chuquita: ...oh-kay, maybe I sorta kinda did. But still!
Future Goku: (info-oujo) Wednesday is New Years Eve!
Chuquita: Oh yeah! And, since this chapter probably won't be done before the end of the year, HAPPY EARLY NEW YEAR'S!
Goku: (toots a little party-horn) *TOOOT!* Heeheehee.
Future Goku: (smiles) We should have a new years party.
Goku: YEAH! With little party hats and EVERYTHING! (plops a party-hat on Veggie's head) Aww...
Future Goku: (giggles) It looks cute on you, V-sama!
Vegeta: ... (looks up at hat and twitches, then pulls it off and looks back at Future and Present Goku to see they're both
wearing party hats now as well. Future Goku with a sweet little smile on his face and Present Goku looking happy and clueless
) ...oh dear God.
Past Goku: Wahya! (starts gumming Veggie's hand)
Vegeta: (looks down to see Past Goku has nearly all of his hand in his mouth) AHHHHHHHHH-HAH!! (yanks his hand out)
Past Goku: (eyes water up) *hip*hip*hip*---WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (lets out a cry loud
enough to drive anyone who would have to listen to it for an endlessly-long period of time in close range crazy)
Vegeta: (holds his hand back out) HERE! HERE!
Past Goku: (momentarily stops crying) (grins gummingly up at Veggie, then grabs Veggie's hand with his mouth and starts
cheerfully gumming again)
Vegeta: (flatly) Yet another reason why I am thankful I wear gloves.
Chuquita: ...why do you always wear gloves anyway?
Vegeta: ...many reasons.
Goku: (curious) Is there something creepy under 'um, Veggie.
Vegeta: NO! (quiets down) It's just that, I wore them so frequently and for such long periods of time while under Freeza's
command that ah, they're not quite as windblown as yours are.
Goku: ?
Vegeta: (twitches, embarassed) THEY'RE SOFT, BAKA!! (yanks the glove on his free hand off with his teeth and puts quickly
rubs his hand against the side of Goku's neck) SEE!!
Goku: (eyes go wide) (purrs in a daze) MMMMmmm~~~ (falls over and onto the floor, fainting from comfort)
Chuquita: O_O
Vegeta: O_O
Future Goku: (beams) ME-NEXT-ME-NEXT-ME-NEXT!!!
Vegeta: (rolls his eyes and rubs the side of Future Goku's neck)
Future Goku: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm~~~~ (faints from comfort as well and hits the floor)
Chuquita: O_O .....they're that tender, huh?
Vegeta: (blinks) I think, I may have just discovered a new WEAPON! (big evil grin)
Chuquita: (slaps herself on the forhead) Oh God...
Vegeta: (hops off his chair and behind the desk and starts rubbing each Goku's neck) Sleep, SLEEEEEEEEP, sleep and do not
bother me for the remainder of the Beginning Corner...
Goku: Zzzzz...
Future Goku: ZZzzzzz....
Vegeta: (stands up) (grins) My hands are kaka-TRANQUILIZERS!!
Chuquita: (skeptic) Oh they can't be THAT soft!
Vegeta: You're right, it's really cold out so I squirted some stuff into my gloves to keep my fingers from freezing to death.
(peels a layer of what looks like an invisible skin-tight glove off his hand and tosses it into a nearby trash can) (taps
Chu on the arm with his hand now feeling completely normal) Heh, you don't think I'd actually use my hand UNARMED to rub
Kakarrotto's kaka-germ infested NECK, now do you?
Chuquita: (confused) You fooled me.
Vegeta: (grins) And that my friend, is half the battle!
Chuquita: (cocks an eyebrow) And what's the other half?
Vegeta: (slips off the glove Past Goku is gumming) Getting to men's room in time to wash off any and all kaka-germs that may
have leaked through the supposedly leak-proof layer of the warming ointment. BYE! (zips off to the bathroom, the sound of
the sink being turned on full-blast can be heard)
Chuquita: ....yah. (to audiance) Well, here's part 3!
Summary: Christmas time is here again. While Goku and Chi-Chi go present-shopping for Veggie, the ouji himself is doing his
best to rid his home of every mistletoe inside it, which will be quite difficult since Bura keeps finding different places to
pop them up in. Meanwhile a confused Raditsu has to deal with his first snowstorm and snowball fight curtesy of Goku, Vejitto
, and Gogeta. But what happens when the snowstorm turns into a blizzard and traps both Goku and Vegeta outside of Capsule
Corp and unable to get back in? Will the two saiyajin be able to find some way to teleport back inside? Or will they end up
having the get through the night sharing each other's body-heat?
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" Heeheehee, ouch! " Goku stuck his finger in his mouth, then took it out and shook it quickly in the air and went
back to sewing his special present for Vegeta. He giggled a bit as he looked up at the clock which read 9:20pm, " Heehee,
two full hours past my bedtime! " he had been working on it for a good 3 hours now and almost about to run out of cloth.
Goku held out his product and smiled at it. He wasn't sure what it was, but it looked beautiful!
" Veggie's gonna LUV it! " Goku hugged the item tightly, " Now what could it BE? " he thought for a moment, then
glanced around the room for advice. He spotted his winter clothes on a nearby couch, then looked over to see the little blue
gi Chi-Chi and he had made for Vegeta sitting nearby. Goku grinned, " AHHH! I know what you are! " he held out the item
again, " You are two presents in ONE! Just like each of me 'n Veggie's fusion-babies! I can't WAIT til Veggie sees YOU! "
" *YAWWWWN*!! "
" Chi-chan! Chi-chan come SEE! "
Chi-Chi sleepily opened her eyes to see Goku looming over her with a huge grin on his face, " Go-chan, good morning
sweetie. " she said, still half in dreamland. Goku cheerfully grabbed her by the wrist and dashed out of bed, out the door,
and into the livingroom where they both beheld, " --you WRAPPED a gift after all! " she gasped.
" Hai! " Goku beamed, " It's my super-special present for Veggie! " he pointed to the neatly wrapped gift with the
huge bow and sloppily-signed tag on it, " I am so PROUD of it, Chi-chan! "
Chi-Chi picked it up, " OH! It's light! " she looked over at him, " What DID you decide it would end up being anyway?
"
" Well, it's two things! " Goku smiled.
" Ah, creative are we? " she chuckled.
" Mmm-hmm! " the large saiyajin nodded, " I am going to give it to Veggie personally to-mmorow. "
Chi-Chi put the present by the others they would deliver to Capsule Corp, " Yeah well, today's just started so you'll
have to wait to do that. "
" *GASP*! "
" What? What is it? "
" LOOK! " Goku said in shock and surprise as he pointed to the window. Chi-Chi dashed over to see 3 inches of snow
on the ground and more falling, " SNOW! " Goku beamed.
" That's going to be a pain to drive in. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" Aw, do not worry Chi-chan! It's only a lil bit of snow anyways! " Goku said cheerfully.
She pulled a double-take, " Wait--you just noticed the snow? You haven't been outside yet today?! "
" I was busy with Veggie's present. I woke up extra-early so I could wrap it just right. " Goku pointed out.
" But a present only takes about 5 minutes to cut the paper, box the present and wrap it up, tops. "
" Yes, but THIS present is no ORDINARY present. " Goku said proudly, " It's made with LUV in ev-er-ry STITCH! " he
clasped his hands together.
" More like "kaka-germs" in every stitch. " Chi-Chi smirked.
" That too! " Goku cheerfully added.
" So, what do you plan to do today, we've gotten everything done early. " she asked.
Goku smiled unusually widely at her.
Chi-Chi paled, " It doesn't have to do with the Ouji, does it? "
" Nope! " Goku chirped, " Veggie-surprise-day is tommorow on Christmas! TODAY is teach Raditsu-kun how to sense ki
and teleport! " he held out a little piece of paper he had scribbled the task down on yesterday.
" Oh. " Chi-Chi sighed, relieved, " Well if you're going to teach him with this weather, I'd much rather you bring
him over here. It'll be easier to teach someone how to sense ki with more than one ki around to sense. " she nodded, " At
least that's what you taught me when I learned how to do it. "
" Yeah! AND Ditsu, Gohan, Goten, you, and I can all build a snowman and a snowfort and have a snowball fight! " Goku
said excitedly.
" Slowdown! I haven't even had breakfast yet and Gohan and Goten are still asleep. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, pointing
out, " Tell you what. If you at least let me go get cleaned up and changed into some non-sleep-related clothes, I'll delay
breakfast just long enough for you to grab your brother and bring him over so we'll ALL be on the same page for ki-lessons
and snowball fights. "
" Oh-kay Chi-chan! " Goku grinned as he watched her grab some towels and head for the bathroom, " I'll go see how
Raditsu-san's doing! "
" Give me at least an HOUR, oh-kay! " Chi-Chi shouted out to him from the other room.
" OH-KAY! " Goku chirped, then prepared to teleport, " Niichan 'o mine, here I come!! "
:::" Niichan Niichan look at me! "
Raditsu glanced up from the tv he was watching, not recognizing the fact that he shouldn't know what tv was, to see
Goku standing infront of him wearing a blue-shirted yellow-pants'd pink-wrist-bands gi with the saiyajin oujo crown plopped
comfortably on his head. Vegeta was standing next to Goku in an unrecognizable outfit.
" Are you wearing on your head, wha--what I think you're wearing on your head? " he gawked.
Goku nodded sweetly, " Mmm-hmm! AND Bura even said she'd measure me so she could make lots'a pretty outfits for me,
right Bura! "
An adult-aged Bura poked her head around the corner, " Kakarroujo's going to look so PRETTY when I'm done! "
Raditsu scratched his head; but Bura was a child. BULMA was the adult woman who looked like that. But the voice
sounded much more like Bura's tone than the scientist who had temporarily held him captive the other day.
" Heh, " Vegeta smirked and held the larger, crown-wearing saiyajin from behind, " Anything looks pretty on YOU,
Kakay. "
Goku let out an embarassed little giggle, " Aww Veggie-sama~~ "
" Hmmhmm. " Vegeta chuckled, then looked up at what was on Goku's head and yelped in fright, " WHAT THE--?! ":::
" *SNAP*! "
" Uh-wahh? " Raditsu sat up, dazed and confused. It took about 3 seconds before it set in on him what had just
happened and he slapped himself on the forhead, " Oh crap. "
" Mornin, Ditsu-san! "
" Hm? " Raditsu looked over to see Goku sitting on his couch.
" Ready to learn how to sense ki & teleport? " Goku said excitedly.
" Hmm? Yeah, just gimmie a minute to get re-oriented with my surroundings. " Raditsu shook his head, " I guess the
visions only work when I'm alive after all. And here I thought they'd just disappeared when I was dead. " he sighed.
" Visions? " Goku tilted his head.
" Hai. Sometimes, well, I get random blips of the future that always last about 5 minutes. I haven't gotten one
since the last time I was alive. " Raditsu sighed.
Goku gasped, " Niichan can see into the FUTURE! "
" Sorta. " Raditsu said.
" EEE!! Do you know if I ever get to be Veggie's OUJO! " Goku gushed excitedly.
" I can't just go off and get a vision of exactly what you want to see. They come at random times and I can't choose
where or when into the future it goes. " Raditsu sweatdropped.
Goku frowned, saddened, " Oh... "
" But if it helps, you, DID have the crown on your head. " Raditsu said, a little sick to his stomach.
" I did~~~ " the slightly-smaller saiyajin sighed dreamily, " Did I have my pretty oujo-outfit on too, Raditsu-kun?
" Goku asked.
" No, it was a gi, only different colors than the one you have on now, and no undershirt. "
" OH! " Goku said as if enlightened, " Anything else important, Niichan? "
" Vegeta called you "Kakay". "
" Oh, Veggie calls me that whenever he's in a good mood. " Goku clasped his hands together.
" What about you calling him "Veggie-sama"? "
" ...HAHAHAHAHAHA!! " Goku burst into laughter, " Oh niichan you must've heard Veggie wrong, I am not allowed to add
respectful add-on-titles to his name like "san" or "sama". Heeheehee. "
" Haha, hahaha, oh-kay. " Raditsu laughed with him, only a bit more nervously, " ...now what's tv? "
" This! " Goku grabbed the remote off the top of the tv set in Raditsu's capsule house and pushed the "on" button.
The tv went on and Goku began to flip through the channels, " People videotape stuff with cameras and then the tapes are put
in a vcr far far away and the video is sent through those vcr's to every tv! " he explained, " Why? "
" Because I was watching something on it in my vision. " Raditsu said, then took the remote, " And for a brief couple
minutes I knew how to work this thing. " he scratched his head.
" Must'a been pretty far in the future, huh? " Goku asked, grinning.
" Well that little "hair" girl was an adult, so yeah, it probably was pretty far. "
" ... "
" ... "
" SO! Ready to learn how to sense ki? " Goku chriped.
" Sure! "
" Great! " Goku grabbed him by the wrist, " We can start at my house! " he said, then teleported them out of sight,
but not before Raditsu could manage to shut the tv off by hitting the button on the remote he had seen Goku hit.
" Grrr.. " Vegeta grumbled as he lay on the couch in the living room. The ouji hadn't been able to sleep in his bed
the previous night because of the gigantic kaka-germ that lay on it and made flirtation-like moves towards him whenever he
tried to go in. Of course, being a kaka-germ it probably didn't know it's moves around the ouji were perceived as flirtatious
, but anybody would be more than a little freaked out if they went in their bedroom to discover a giant kaka-germ sitting
there with their pillows and a few of their blankets floating around inside it's see-through red tummy.
And so, Vegeta had been forced to sleep on the couch with one of the living room blankets as his only source of
warmth. The only good thing about all of this is that it gave the ouji such terrible sleeping conditions that it was almost
impossible for him to have had any more of the 'dreams'. With that pleasant thought, his eyes lulled closed again only to
drift off, ironically, into a dream.
:::" Heeheeheehee... "
" Hmm? " Vegeta opened his eyes sleepily to find himself back in his bed, which was now surprisingly
giant-kaka-germ-free. He smiled contently at this fact and slowly closed his eyes again as he gazed at the wall. Vegeta was
just about to nod off again when he suddenly felt an arm come up and start rubbing the side of his neck. The ouji's eyes shot
open as he glanced down at the hand. The hand which just happened to have a loose blue wristband around the wrist. Vegeta
instantly turned his attention back to the wall and winced, " Oh GOD... "
" Thank you. " the voice which undoubtedly belonged to the hand said in a quiet, emotion-filled voice, " Thank you
so much. " it choked back a sob of pure joy.
Vegeta gulped, squinted his eyes shut and turned around, then after another 10 seconds, mentally equipped himself for
whatever he was about to see and opened his eyes. There was Kakarrotto with a strange dazed-and-content look on his face the
ouji hadn't seen before. Plopped on Goku's head was the oujo crown and in the hand that hadn't been rubbing Vegeta's neck was
a glass full of egg-nog. Infact, now that Vegeta looked around the room there were quite a few empty cartons of egg-nog
strown about the floor and on his countertops and table. Even one on it's side laying on the windowsill. That's when it hit
him, the strange look on the peasant's face; he was drunk. Vegeta gulped again, he'd never dealt with a drunken Kakarrotto
before, but, but that would explain why the peasant was in his bed. He must've waddled into Vegeta's room in a drunken stupor
and flopped onto the bed to get some rest. ...but that wouldn't exactly explain how Goku found the oujo crown. Or why the
large saiyajin was missing his gi shirt and the blue t-shirt he usually wore beneath it.
" These dreams must be punishment for me almost driving away Onna's sanity. " Vegeta concluded, " I always seem to
get punished for the bad things I did when I was younger though Kakarrotto, only this time it's happening in dreams instead
of in reality. " he added, then looked up at the expression of mush that was still on Goku's face and shuddered, " Thank God.
At least I'm aware I'm dreaming this time! "
Goku sleepily adjusted the crown on his head and gazed up at it in wonder, " Oh Veggie.... "
" Yes, I know, I know. "Oh Veggie, I cannot wait until the day I really AM your Oujo!", well that's very nice Kakay
and now that you're done admiring the crown you can leave my bed so I can clean the sheets and clean myself because there's
most-likely a big possibility that I've caught a large extra amount of kaka-germs with you laying right over there. " Vegeta
sat up and tried to push Goku out of the bed only to realize something very bad, " ...you're, not wearing any pants. "
" Heeheeheehahaha! " Goku laughed in his daze, " Silly Veggie of course I do. " he pulled the sheets off himself to
reveal he was wearing something Vegeta hadn't seen since that trip to the islands; the little red thong. The same one Chi-Chi
had bought for Goku on the trip.
" Yup. I'm definately being punished for that. " Vegeta slapped himself on the forhead, then let his hand roll down
so it covered his eyes from seeing the larger saiyajin.
" Ooh! " Goku pulled the sheets back up, " It's so cold! "
" Fine, then I'll get out. " Vegeta reached to get out of bed only to have Goku suddenly latch onto his arm in
desperation, " ACK! "
" No no Ouji-sama, do not leave me!! " the larger saiyajin gushed, hugging on for dear life.
Vegeta's attention peaked, " "Ouji-sama", you say? " he layed back down, then grabbed a pillow and wedged it in the
middle of the bed so he had at least something blocking him from the near-naked peasant, " So? We show our prince the respect
he deserves when we're drunk, eh? "
" Heee~~ " Goku started to drool randomly. Vegeta quickly pulled his arm away and laughed nervously.
" Ah, haha, ha."
" I ~*LUV*~ being Veggie's ~*oujo*~.... " Goku sighed dreamily.
" You're not my OUJO you're only wearing the crow--OHHHHhoho... " Vegeta choked out as Goku turned his body slightly
to reveal something very interesting-looking on the side of his neck, " ohGOD!! " he managed to squeak out only to have the
larger saiyajin grab him tightly and lean in for a kiss.
" Ouji-sama....kiss me, my luv.... "
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! "
" VEGETA?! " Bulma burst into the room in her lab coat, goggles, and a beaker in her hands only to drop it at the
sight before her. A near-naked Goku hugging onto a terrified Vegeta and about to kiss the little ouji. Goku had on the oujo
crown and there was a strange-looking mark on the side of his neck.
" MmmmmMMMMM~~ "
" ARG!! " Vegeta stuck his hands out and blocked the larger saiyajin's kissing. He turned to Bulma and screamed at
the top of his lungs, " MAKE HIM STOP!!! "
" Wha--how did he get in---WHY ARE YOU BOTH ALMOST NAKED?! " Bulma shrieked in a weird emotionally-gray area between
shock, confusion, anger, jealousy, and just plain sickness.
" WHADDA YOU MEAN ME I-- " Vegeta stopped for a moment, " That's right. I never did check to see what I was wearing."
he looked down only to find the covers covered him up to just above his belly-button, " Kuso! "
The liquid in the beaker Bulma dropped was now eating a hole through the floor. The beaker fell through the whole and
crashed loudly into the ground of the previous floor.
" Ouji-sama... " Goku grabbed Vegeta's hands and pulled them off his face.
" DON'T STAND THERE BULMA DO SOMETHING!! " Vegeta screamed hysterically.
" Uh, uhhh.. " Bulma looked around, for some reason at a loss. She brightened up when she saw the lamp on the table
next to Goku's side of the bed; then promptly cursed herself for refering to part of Vegeta's bed as Goku's. Bulma dashed
over to the table and grabbed the lamp, " AH-HAH! " she held it over her head, then whacked Goku over the back of the head
with it, destroying the lamp and knocking Goku out in the process, " WHOO-HOO! " Bulma cheered, " HOORAY! I SAVED YOU! "
" HOORAY! YOU SAVED ME! " Vegeta cheered back.
" WahHhhhhhhhhhhHHHhhh... " something huge and red suddenly loomed over them from behind. Vegeta nervously looked up
to see the giant kaka-germ, " Vehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-gee. "
Vegeta's bottom left eye twitch, " BULMA!! HIT HIM WITH THE LAMP!! "
" I BROKE THE LAMP ALREADY! " she complained, holding it up.
" Well, GET ANOTHER LAMP-- "
" --VEGETALOOKOUT!! "
" *CHOMP*!! " the giant kaka-germ lunged and swallowed Vegeta whole.:::
" WAHHHHHHH!!! " Vegeta shrieked as he desperately tried to escape only to poke his head out and find he wasn't
inside the monster-sized kaka-germ but had accidentally trapped himself under the blanket. The ouji laughed nervously, " Uh
heh, uh heh-heh...heh... "
A finger tapped the ouji on the shoulder.
" WAHHHHHHHHH!!! " he started screaming again, then looked up to see an equally shocked Bulma staring down at him
with blood-shot eyes.
" Vegeta? "
" Hai? "
Bulma whipped out a broken lamp from her room, twitching.
" ... "
" ... "
" Same dream huh? " Vegeta said finally.
" IF ONLY I HAD HAD A SECOND LAMP!! "
" Hey, it's alright. It was just a nightmare. " Vegeta sweatdropped, patting her on the shoulder, " I didn't really
oujofy Kakarrotto or get eaten by a gigantic kaka-germ. "
" Good. "
" Good. "
" ....you know, there really IS a monster-sized kaka-germ in my bedroom. That's why I'm sleeping out here. " Vegeta
said.
" WHAT?! " Bulma exclaimed.
" It's the truth. Wanna come see it? "
" Uh? "
Vegeta grabbed her by the hand and teleported infront of his bedroom door, then cautiously opened it to reveal the
monster-sized kaka-germ snugged up ontop of Vegeta's bed sleeping and letting out soft, soothing purrs every 5 seconds.
Bulma's jaw hit the floor, " Oh...my....GOD!!! "
" Yup. That just about covers it. " Vegeta said flatly, pretty much used to seeing the germ in there now.
" Vegeta...how, how did it--? "
The ouji shrugged, " I don't know. I don't want to know, I just want to get it out of there. "
" PurrrRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrr~~~ " the monster-sized kaka-germ let out another loud purr of contentment.
" ...maybe we should wait until tommorow! " Bulma said cheerfully while sweatdropping at the same time.
" Yes. Tommorow would be better. " Vegeta said with equal false enthusiasm.
" WOW! TOMMOROW already! " an eager chibi Trunks said as he walked by them, " The days just seem to FLY BY when
you're waiting for CHRISTMAS!! " he grinned, oblivious to his parents' dilemma.
" You know if he's in on this he deserved some pain just for that remark. " Vegeta narrowed his eyes in the chibi's
direction.
" You're just acting paranoid now. " Bulma rebuked him.
" Perhaps....but perhaps not. "
" ... "
Vegeta slapped himself on the forhead, " Crap I am getting paranoid aren't I? "
" Not only that, you stink. "
" Well excuse me. You see I would have LOVED to have changed into my pajamas, then back into whatever I would be
wearing today, but as you can PLAINLY SEE, THERE'S A GIANT ME-LUVING KAKA-GERM SLEEPING SMACK-DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF MY ROOM!"
Vegeta screamed at the top of his lungs only to suddenly pause, " ...."sleeping"... "
" ... "
" ... "
Matching evil grins covered Vegeta and Bulma's faces.
" Go get your clothes Vegeta, I'll cover you! " Bulma whipped out a 2nd lamp.
" WAHH! " Vegeta fell over, " THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!! "
" It appears we're not on that equal a wavelength as we previously thought. " Bulma rubbed her chin.
" Yes. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Now go get your clothes! Hurry before it wakes up! " Bulma whispered to him.
" You're not going to run away IF "it" wakes up, are you? " Vegeta said, suspicous.
" Of course not! I can defend myself! " Bulma said, slightly offended, " I have a LAMP! "
" ...not a morning person either, are you? " Vegeta said flatly.
" Not at all. " Bulma said in the same tone.
Vegeta made a few exercise movements as if he were preparing to spar against Goku, then took a deep breath, " Alright
, I'm going in. " he said determindly, cracking his knuckles.
" That's my prince! " Bulma pumped her fist in the air.
Vegeta slowly tip-toed inside, then slid over to the cabinet that held his clothes. He whinced in nervousness that
the giant kaka-germ was only about a foot behind him. Vegeta opened the drawer and shuffled through for something to wear.
5 minutes passed...
" What's TAKING you so long! " Bulma whispered.
" I, can't decide what I want to wear. " Vegeta laughed nervously.
" GAH! " Bulma nearly fell over, " VEGETA ALL YOUR CLOTHES LOOK ALIKE! "
" No they do NOT! " the ouji said, offended, then took out two identical blue tank-tops, " This one is navy blue and
this one is nightsky blue! "
" ? "
" ? "
" Vegeta, don't even go there. " Bulma shook her head, groaning, " Just, don't go there. "
" Sorry. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " I'm not sure what came over me. "
" Just make sure it doesn't come over you again. "
" Right. " Vegeta grabbed a tank-top, a pair of pants, some boxers and turned to dash back out when he felt something
sucking him backwards. The ouji looked over his shoulder and shrieked to see the side of the kaka-germ's tummy was 'eating'
Nango, " AHHHHH!!! IT'S TRYING TO PULL ME IN!! "
" I'VE GOT YOU VEGETA! " Bulma ran inside and powerfully swung her lamp at the kaka-germ's side only to have the
germ suck the lamp straight into it's body upon contact. Bulma twitched at her now empty hands, " OH MY GOD IT'S A MONSTER!!"
" CURSE YOU KAKARROTTO!! " Vegeta shook his fist in the air as he tired pulling his tail free, " WHEREVER YOU
ARE!!! "
" *AH-CHOO*! " Goku sneezed as he appeared back inside his house's living room. The large saiyajin rubbed his nose,
" They say the flu is running 'rampant' this year. "
" Wha? " Raditsu blinked, still dizzy from the sudden change of scenery teleportation caused. Luckily he hadn't had
breakfast yet or else it would have been all over the living room floor.
" Hi Go--WAAAH! " Chi-Chi shrieked to see a confused Raditsu standing beside him. Chi-Chi twitched, " GOKU I TOLD YOU
TO GIVE ME AT LEAST AN HOUR TO GET READY!! " she was still in her robe and her hair had been obviously blow-dried but not
brushed out yet.
" Are you sure you're not a saiyajin? " Raditsu pointed to her curiously.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " OF COURSE I'M NOT I JUST NEED TO BRUSH MY HAIR!! " she snapped, then stomped off, " Oh how
embarassing... "
" We're not embarassed Chi-chan! " Goku called out after her.
" Yeah! Your hair doesn't look that bad! " Raditsu added.
" ... " Chi-Chi stuck her head out around the corner and stared lamely at Raditsu.
" ... " the saiyajin glanced up at his own hair and grinned.
" My God you ARE Goku's brother. " she stated.
" Why THANK you! " Raditsu said proudly, then blinked when she suddenly left to go brush her hair and get ready,
" ? " Raditsu tilted his head.
" Chi-chan likes her privacy. " Goku nodded.
" Oh. "
" She's gonna make breakfast for us! " Goku chirped.
" Really? What are we having? "
Goku slid down the hallway and knocked on the door to Chi-Chi's room, " Chi-chan what are we having for breakfast? "
he asked.
" Let me get ready first and we'll both find out. " Chi-Chi replied, calming down.
" When will that be? " Goku pouted.
" About a half hour. "
" *GASP*! An entire half an hour! "
" You're usually fishing at this time, remember? " Chi-Chi said, " With this weather the lake's probably frozen over
by now. There'd be no point. "
" AND I needed the time to wrap my ~*special*present*~ for little Veggie! " Goku beamed.
" Yes, you did. " she said, temporarily glaring at the mirror at the mention of the ouji's name.
" So...what'll I do for a half hour? "
" I dunno. You'll find some way to entertain yourself. " Chi-Chi shrugged.
Goku walked back into the living room where Raditsu stood in the maroon gi.
" ... "
" ... "
" Wanna swap embarassing Veggie-tales? "
" Oh-kay? "
" So their king's got me and Nappa each in our own cage while while he's aiming the death-ray-gun at Vegeta, right?
Well then Vegeta makes some smart-aleck remark about how the king's got 5 eyeballs so the king decides the only way for
Vegeta to 'redeem' himself for like the 15th insult of the day by performing Planet X8's--that was the name of the planet we
were on that this 5-eyed king ruled and that we were to blow up--dance of apology. Naturally Vegeta doesn't want to do
it but then grudgingly changes his mind right when the king's about to blow Vegeta's head off with the death-ray. Then their
king had the 'apology-gown' brought out. Nappa almost died laughing when he saw it. It was this pink frilly sissy-lookin
gown and Vegeta was THIS CLOSE from just exploding and blasting us all. " Raditsu snickered, " Ahh, we teased him about it
the rest of the week... " he trailed off.
" Heeheehee, Veggie in dress. " Goku giggled at the thought. The brothers had swapped about 2 stories each so far,
" ...I wonder how Veggie would look in a dress? "
" Hilarious? " Raditsu let out a small snort of laughter, " Did he get taller? " he asked suddenly.
" Hm? "
" Vegeta. He looks...TALLER since the last time I saw him. Which is weird because he was supposedly done growing. "
" Yeah. Veggie magically got bigger over the three years before the androids. " Goku chirped.
" Maybe...he's still growing. Maybe he's not done yet. "
A thought bubble appeared over Goku's head of a clueless, gigantic Vegeta sitting next to Capsule Corp and dwarfing
it in size. A normal-sized Goku glomped tightly onto the giant, head-tilting Vegeta's leg, " AWWWWWWWW, Veggiesosweet! " he
clasped his hands together.
" Saiyajins don't grow THAT big. " Raditsu sweatdropped and pointed to the thought-bubble.
" I know....but a giant Veggie would be so CUTE! " Goku squealed.
" ? " Raditsu cocked an eyebrow, " You really like Vegeta, don't you? "
Goku nodded sweetly, " VeggiesmyfavoriteEVER! "
" Platonically, right. " Raditsu said, uneasy.
" That is one of Veggie's words! " Goku grinned, recognizing it, " Veggie says he luvs me in a platonic way! "
" And, NOT sexually? "
" *GASP*! " Goku covered his mouth with his fists in shock.
" ...? " Raditsu blinked, " I'm, not allowed to say "sexually"? "
Goku shook his head no rapidly.
" But, there isn't any other way to say the opposite of platonic. "
" Non-platonic. " Goku said though his fists.
" But that's not a real word. "
" Veggie says it is. "
" ...oh-kay. Vegeta does NOT "care" for you in a non-platonic way, correct? " Raditsu asked.
Goku beamed, suddenly back to normal, " YUP! "
" HI everybody! " Chi-Chi walked into the doorway, now completely cleaned up and ready to start the day, " Goku,
Raditsu. The boys are still sleeping so you can snack on whatever you want until they're up. " she said, getting a muffin
out of a nearby package and putting some butter on it.
" OOH! Chi-chan I wanna muffin too! " Goku raised his hand. Chi-Chi happily tossed one over to him which Goku caught
in his hands. The large saiyajin walked over to the fridge and pulled out a huge fish. He carried both the fish and the
muffin back to his seat.
" Ahh, the big box with the food inside it. Now THIS is something I know how to work! " Raditsu said, walking over
to it.
" Just don't gorge yourself like you did last time. " Chi-Chi said flatly.
Raditsu sweatdropped, " I was dying of hunger that time! "
" You WERE dead, Ditsu-kun. " Goku pointed out.
" ... "
" Heehee, I had to remind Veggie of that too when he said he'd rather die than fuse together with me. " Goku grinned
at the funny faces he remembered the little ouji making once he had corrected him.
Raditsu scratched his head, " What do you eat in the morning around here anyway? "
" Try the cereal! " Goku chirped.
" Trust me, DON'T try the cereal. " Chi-Chi shook her head as she walked past Raditsu, " He my teach martial arts
like your average sensei, but he teaches earth-knowledge like you're in preschool. " she whispered dryly.
" Oh. " Raditsu said, then took a fish out of the fridge, " ...what's preschool? "
" WAHH--oh, nevermind! " Chi-Chi nearly fell over. She sat down and started to eat her muffin only to notice how
equally fast and identical-technique the two brothers each ate their fish, " That's...creepy. "
" What? " Raditsu blinked.
" You both eat it the same way, but you lived in two completely different places. "
" Oh, we had these back on Bejito-sei as 'snacks' all the time! " Raditsu held up what was leftover of the fish he
ate, " Only back home they're much bigger and you could only find them in certain lakes and rivers. "
" You mean we have fish back on our homeplanet TOO? " Goku's eyes widened.
" No wonder you have so many of them in the fridge, it's natural instinct. This is one of the saiyajin food groups! "
Raditsu pointed to the fish.
" Wow...nat-ur-al instinct, huh? " Goku grinned.
" An entire planet of people eating THOSE everyday? " Chi-Chi grimaced as a thought-bubble of thousands of Gokus
eating fish appeared in her mind, " Eeeeew. "
" We don't JUST eat fish, ya know. " Raditsu sweatdropped, " We eat meat and these kinds of things-- " he held up
the bowl of apples and oranges, " --too. "
" What about veggie-tables? " Goku raised his hand.
" ...what? "
" He means vegetables. " Chi-Chi corrected.
" ... " Raditsu looked on cluelessly.
" Uh, hold on a second, I'll get some. " Chi-Chi got up and walked over to the fridge, then pulled out some carrots
and radishes, " These. These are vegetables! " she put them on the table.
Raditsu picked up the radish and scratched his head, " This looks like the stuff that grows in one of King Bejito's
gardens...but they're just plants, I don't think you could eat them. "
Goku giggled, " Of course you can. That's a radish! "
" ....you're playing a joke on me, right? " Raditsu cocked an eyebrow, looking at the vegetable whose color matched
his gi's.
" And this is a carrot! " Goku held up the carrot and grinned.
" ... " Raditsu let out a whistle of discomfort.
" Gettin that twilight-zone feeling, huh? " Chi-Chi said, sitting back down.
" ...yeah. "
" It's just a coincidence, niichan! " Goku laughed.
" I HOPE so. " Raditsu set the radish down, then stared it in the eye--or at least where he thought the eye would be.
" Morning Kaasan, morning Toussan. " Gohan said as he sleepily walked past the doorway, then pulled a quick
double-take at seeing Raditsu only to quickly slap himself once he remembered what had happened and continued on his way to
the bathroom, " I'm NEVER gonna get used to that. "
" Am I that out of place? " Raditsu blinked.
" No, just new. " Goku happily shrugged.
" He knows I apologize for that whole mini-kidnapping thing back when he was a chibi, right? " Raditsu checked, " I
wasn't going to kill him, I was just gonna train him. "
" Oh Gohan knows you apologized. " Goku smiled.
" It's just that, when you live around Vegeta long enough sometimes he rubs off on ya. " Raditsu laughed nervously.
" No kidding. " Chi-Chi said flatly.
" So! Niichan ready to learn how to sense ki, now that we're all nice 'n full! " Goku said happily.
" Yup. " Raditsu nodded.
" GREAT! "
" Now where am I? "
" Behind me. "
" And what's that to your left? "
" Uh...your youngest, ah-- "
" Goten. "
" Yeah, Goten. "
" And who's upstairs? "
" Gohan. "
" Who's across the room by the window? "
" Chi--ah-- "
" Chi-Chi. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" Oh-kay. Sorry. He just keeps calling you "Chi-chan" so I never really got your full name. "
" It's alright. "
" Now, " Goku's voice said, " I'm going to dash around to different parts of the room and I want you keep up with
sensing where I'm going, k! "
" Right. " Raditsu nodded. It had been almost two hours and he was surprised he was actually getting the hang of
sensing ki without the scouter. He had to keep his eyes closed so he wouldn't accidentally cheat by following the movement
with his eyes.
" Here I go! " Goku chirped, the proceeded to bounce around the room, making sure each time he stopped he stood there
for at least 5 seconds before going to the next place.
Raditsu shook his head, the ki was going in a circle. Not only in a circle but in a pattern. He felt Goku's ki coming
around towards where he would soon be behind him, then backed up and grabbed Goku's arm right before he stopped running. The
slightly smaller saiyajin let out a yelp, " Hahahaha. " Raditsu laughed at him, his eyes still closed.
" Hooray for my niichan! " Goku cheered as Raditsu opened his eyes again. Chi-Chi and Goten clapped for him.
" My head hurts. " Raditsu rubbed the side of it.
" Wanna learn to teleport now? " Goku asked.
" Maybe later, my brain feels like it's throbbing as it is. " Raditsu sweatdropped, rubbing the side of it.
" It'll do that if your not used to it. " Chi-Chi nodded, " It gave me a headache a couple times when I was learning.
...say, I never DID learn how to teleport either, did I? " she thought outloud.
" Oh, Veggie wouldn't like it if I taught you how to teleport, Chi-chan. " Goku shook his head with worry.
" SINCE WHEN DOES THE OUJI DICTATE WHAT YOU CAN DO!!! " Chi-Chi snapped at him.
" Never? " Goku squeaked out.
" ...I'm sensing a weird tension between you right now. " Raditsu pointed to them.
" Long story short, Vegeta wants Toussan as his servant-maid, Toussan wants to be Vegeta's oujo instead, Kaasan wants
neither thing to happen because she thinks Vegeta's evil and has a non-platonic obsessive-desire for Toussan. " Gohan sighed
as he walked by again, this time in his regular clothes and looking much more awake than the previous time he passed them.
" ...what's a 'servant-maid'? " Raditsu looked over at Goku and Chi-Chi.
" AH-HAH! " Chi-Chi said, " I KNEW IT! It IS a made-up title the Ouji fabricated just so he could inservantize
Go-chan! "
" A servant-maid is somebody who cleans up after you and does chores. " Goku mumbled, twiddling his fingers.
" ...we have machines that clean up for us at the castle. " Raditsu thought outloud, " I mean, they don't look like
those things back at Bulma's house, they're sort of built into the walls and ceiling and when we all go to bed, they sense
no one's there and if there's a lot of dirt on the floors or something, the floors themselves clean it. At least, that's how
I think Toussan explained it to me. Saiyajin go to sleep pretty early so you don't get a chance to see the machines in action
unless you happen to have insomnia that night or something. "
" The castle cleans itself!? " Chi-Chi gasped, " ...I should have one of those self-cleaning floors... " she said,
then thought for a moment, " What about dishes? With the way you guys eat there MUST be a lot of dirty dishes. "
" The cooks do that. "
" You have COOKS?! " Chi-Chi gawked; again, the idea of Goku standing in the kitchen with a chef's hat on about to
sour-cream instead of whipped cream into a cake-mix appearing in her mind. Chi-Chi twitched.
" Yeah, before Freeza dictated that all lower-level saiyajin were to be shipped off-planet, instead of becoming
warriors they would do something else. That's where we got all our doctors, cooks, decorators, etc, from. " he explained,
" But sometimes the parents would still try and train them and they were able to at become a warrior anyway, just not as
strong as the others. "
" YOU could have been a doctor or a cook? " Chi-Chi sweatdropped at Goku, then shuddered at the thought of what
Goku's Hospital or Goku's House 'O Fish Resturant would look like, " ...oh dear God. " she groaned. When she thought
'decorator' all that popped into her mind was Goku's messy room multiplied by 100.
" She's, twitching funny. "
" Maybe we should go get some fresh air. " Goku nodded, " When Chi-chan starts twitching it's usually a warning sign"
" Oh. "
Goku grabbed Raditsu's arm and prepared to teleport, " See you later Chi-chan! We're going to get some fresh air! "
" --and where better to get some fresh air, then at VEGGIE'S!! " Goku beamed as they now stood infront of Capsule
Corp, which had at least 5 more inches of snow than at Goku's house.
" C--c--COLD! " Raditsu shuddered, rubbing his bare arms.
" TOUSSAN! "
" KAASAN! " two voices said happily at once. Goku glanced over at a partially built snow-fort to see Vejitto and
Gogeta poking their heads up above the top of it. The two fusions decked out in snow-gear; coats, mittens, scarfs, hats, you
name it.
" My fusion-babies! " Goku teleported infront of them, " Hi Goggie 'n Ji-chan! Whatcha doin? "
" Building a snow-fort/igloo. " Gogeta said happily.
" We're gonna have a snowball fight with Mommy later on and we wanna be ready. " Vejitto added, nodding.
" Can I play too! " Goku beamed.
" Yup! " Vejitto smiled, " But you have to have snow-clothes on, Bulma says so because she doesn't want any of us
getting sick because we went out without anything on to keep us warm. " he explained.
" We have extra inside, you can borrow some of our stuff! " Gogeta offered.
" I'm oh-kay! " Goku chriped, suddenly in snow-gear from home.
Raditsu shook his head back and forth, unbelievably confused, " How did you? "
" How did I what, niichan? " Goku blinked at him.
" ...yeah. " Raditsu said slowly, " I'll, just go borrow some stuff then. I don't really have any. "
" I'll come with you! " Goku said, " I know where to find it! "
" Uncle Raditsu gonna play with us too? " Gogeta asked eagerly.
" Oh-kay. " Raditsu nodded.
" HOORAY! " the fusions cheered.
" OH! Uncle Raditsu be careful in there! " Vejitto suddenly remembered.
" Why? "
" Bura's looking for you... "
" ..actually she's looking for "Hair", but we think that's probably you. " Gogeta nodded.
" ...and she found the BIG brush. " Vejitto added.
Both fusions nodded in worry.
" Has Vegeta ever trained her before? I mean, does she know any attacks? " Raditsu asked.
" No. " they said together.
" Then I'll be fine. " he grinned, then followed Goku inside only to pause suddenly 5 steps in and clutch his stomach
in realization of what it was, " ...oh God. "
" Ditzu-kun are you oh-kay? " Goku gasped.
" Hai, I uh, " his voice went down to a whisper, " Where do I have to go to, umm, release my ah, bowels? " he tried
to say in the least-embarassing way.
" OH! Niichan's gotta pee! There's a bathroom down the hall and to the left! " Goku happily said loudly.
Raditsu sweatdropped and walked down the hall, then into the room Goku had pointed to. He closed the door behind him
to see a toilet, a sink, and a bathtub. A look of pure Goku-ish bewilderment covered his face, " ...uh-oh. "
" Hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm. " Goku hummed happily to himself as he sat on the couch in the living room.
" *flushhhhhhhh* *flushhhhhhhhh* *flushhhhhhhhhh*. " Raditsu had discovered the toliet's ability to flush. He had
quickly decided that the tub couldn't possibly be the right choice because it was way too big and shaped oddly. He sat on the
lid of the toilet and stared at the other object who's name he also didn't know yet. The sink was up fairly high, but he was
tall...maybe if he stood on the lid of the toilet--
" --RADITSU WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?! "
Raditsu froze, about to undo his gi sash as he stood with one foot on the toilet and one on the sink. Vegeta was
gawking at him from the doorway, " Uh.....I need to umm, you know. "
" Urinate. " Vegeta said flatly.
" Yes. "
" That one. " Vegeta pointed to the toilet. Raditsu hopped down on the floor and Vegeta lifted the lid.
" OH...so that's what was making that....sound. Heh-heh. " he laughed, " How embarassing. "
" Don't be. I accidentally used that trash can in the kitchen in my early days living here. Bulma happened to walk
in on me. If we hadn't eventually ended up together you could have said I might have tramatized her. "
" ...that's, pretty bad. "
" Yup. "
" ...just remember to flush when you're done. " Vegeta left the room and closed the door.
" Ah, thank you. " Raditsu laughed again, only slightly embarassed now.
" This keeps giving me embarassing flashbacks of my first year living here. " Vegeta groaned as he walked over to the
couch and sat down. He and Bulma had managed to pull Vegeta's tail free from the giant Kaka-germ and make a run for it.
Unfortunately the germ was still in Vegeta's room and Nango was still twitching from over-exposure to kaka-germs; even though
Vegeta HAD washed the tail 5 or 6 times after they freed it.
" Yeah...that was a FUN year, huh? " a voice said sweetly as a large lump leaned against Vegeta's side and snuggled
up.
" ... " Vegeta looked down to see Goku staring up at him with a huge grin on his face.
" Hiiiii, Veggie! "
" Kakarrotto. " Vegeta scooted away causing Goku to fall down onto his side on the couch.
" Oop! " Goku made a noise as he landed. Goku smiled, unfazed by being on his side, " Hey Veggie, how ya doin--*GASP-
-OF-SHOCK*--what happened to Veggiestail! " he pointed to Nango, who's fur was on end. The tail twitched every 10 seconds.
" It got a taste of pure kaka-germosity, that's what. " Vegeta grumbled.
" ...huh? "
" THE GIANT KAKA-GERM IN MY ROOM TRIED TO EAT ME AND ALMOST GOT MY TAIL!! " Vegeta exclaimed, " It took Bulma and I
an HOUR to free me from being EATEN by it's GIGANTIC STOMACH! "
" Giant...kaka-germ? " Goku blinked.
" Yup. "
" ... "
" ... "
" That's right...you can command them, sorta. " Vegeta realized, then grinned and grabbed Goku's wrist, " COME! You,
Kakarrotto, will help me remove the germ from my room. "
" But Veggie I am going to help my niichan get Ji-chan and Goggie's spare winter-clothes so we can all have a
snowball fight. "
" We'll be back to join them all in snow-battle in time. Besides they told me their fort will take a while to build."
" But, isn't Veggie worried about making his OWN fort? " Goku asked curiously.
Vegeta smirked, " Ah, I have a plan for that. One that will make a wall stronger than theirs EASILY. "
" Oooh, Veggie-plots! " Goku beamed as Vegeta dragged him up the stairs to his room. The ouji flung open the door to
his room, " ! " Goku's pupils widened until they nearly took up his eyesockets, " Oh my GOODNESS! "
The giant kaka-germ looked over it's shoulder at Goku and wagged it's tail..squiggly thing, " KAKARROTTO-SAMA! " it
chirped in a loud voice.
" Oh my...Veggie they are not supposed to get THIS BIG! "
" The other one that nearly took over my BRAIN was big. " Vegeta pointed out.
" Yes but, but my germies cannot get too big because they are not built to! They slide and squirm around, if they're
too big they can't move anywhere and get sleepy and lethargic! " Goku said, worried about the giant germ.
" I've noticed. " Vegeta grimaced, " Wait, where did you learn words like "lethargic"?! "
" ... " Goku tilted his head cluelessly.
" ...yeah. Well, move him. " Vegeta said, trying to release the newly appearing uneasy he felt.
" Veggie I cannot move him. He is too big for your door. " Goku said, worried.
" Well, TELEPORT him. "
Goku walked over to the germ and put his hand on it's side only to have his hand go right through into it's stomach.
Goku pulled his hand out, " Eew, he's goopy inside. "
" Wahhhh! " the kaka-germ squealed happily.
" Just TELEPORT HIM! " Vegeta snapped, " I don't care if he feels GOOPY or not! " he stomped into the room, then
pouted, " I had to sleep on the couch last night because he was here. "
Goku gasped, " Oh VEGGIE! I am so SORRY! " he gave the little ouji a warm hug, " It must've been so painful sleeping
on that couch all night instead of on your nice warm comfy Veggie-bed! " he sniffled, then smiled, " Do not worry, I will
teleport my germie for you. Touching the kaka-germs doesn't affect me because I am who made them. "
" Good. " Vegeta squeaked out, bright red. He slid out of the hug and shook the redness off, " Now MAKE him go away."
he pointed to the kaka-germ, who grinned widely behind Vegeta's back and created a bump on it's side that reached out far
enough to grab Vegeta's arm. Vegeta let out a scream of pure terror as the germ quickly yanked him off his feet and into its
stomach.
" VEGGIE! " Goku gasped, reaching inside the germ with his hands an pulling the ouji back out. He shook his finger at
the germ, " Bad-germie! No eating Veggies oh-kay! "
The germ nodded obediently.
Goku looked down at the ouji he was holding by the leg. Vegeta's entire body was glowing bright red, his tail fur
along with the hair on his head was standing on end, and his eyes were wide with frozen terror, " Uh-oh. " Goku whipped out
a magnifying glass and put it up to Vegeta's leg to see gigantic swarms of kaka-germs now crawling all over him. Goku dashed
out of the room, then ducked his head back in again, " I will be right back to free you from Veggie's room oh-kay? " he told
the kaka-germ, who smiled at him. Goku dashed down the stairs and knocked rapidly on the bathroom door, " DITSU!!! I NEED TO
GET IN THERE!! VEGGIE'S GLOWING ABNORMALLY STRONG AND HE WON'T MOVE!! "
" Hm? " Raditsu poked his head around the corner from the kitchen, in his hand was several different types of cookies
; all ones Vegeta had made for Christmas tommorow, " I'm done in there. "
" GREAT! " Goku grinned, then flung open the bathroom door, dropped Vegeta in the tub, and turned the shower on. The
water began to wash the kaka-germs back down the drain, but more slowly than usual because of the intense concentration of
germs that had to fit through the drain.
Goku sighed with relief, " That was close. "
" Wow, what happened to him? " Raditsu walked into the room curiously.
" The kaka-germ tried to eat VEGGIE! " Goku said, worried, then patted Vegeta on the head, " But I saved Veggie and
everything's gonna be alright now, oh-kay little Veggie-chan? " he smiled sweetly at the ouji, then quickly pulled his hand
away, " Oops! That's probably making it worse! Sorry Veggie! "
" You still have your germs? " Raditsu blinked, then smirked, " You're lucky. "
" Yeah, Veggie told me about Freeza gettin rid of almost-all your germies after you were captured. " Goku frowned.
" I still have a few of them left. " Raditsu said, " But, not THAT much! " he pointed to the glowing ouji in the tub,
" What did you DO to him? Have your germs ATTACK? "
" No, the giant germ of mine in Veggie's room sucked Veggie into his tummy and I pulled Veggie out and...well, Veggie
was covered with them. "
" Lucky thing he had his mouth shut when he got sucked in. " Raditsu pointed to Vegeta's closed mouth, " They can
reek havoc on your insides that makes the ones outside seem like NOTHING. "
Goku turned the shower on a more powerful setting and made the water colder to wash the kaka-germs off, " Ohh! They
are not clearing off Veggie FAST enough! "
" He'll overheat! " Raditsu gasped, " What else can get them out? " he asked.
" Umm, Veggie washes them off with soap. "
" Then use whatever soap is. I'll go get some ice from those little boxes in the fridge! " Raditsu ran out of the
room.
" Ice-cubes! Thanks Ditsu-kun! " Goku grinned, then grabbed some nearby soap, a pair of rubber gloves to keep his
hands from spreading any more kaka-germs onto Vegeta, and a sponge and stared washing the germs off the ouji's arm, which
worked a lot faster than letting the water hit them, " Haha! I got it Veggie! You will be so proud of me once you are
consious a-gain! " Goku beamed, scrubbing Vegeta's other arm now.
" Heh. " Raditsu smirked as he grabbed not a tray of ice-cubes, but an entire bag-full of crushed-ice, " They put it
in bags too, who knew? " he turned to dash back to the bathroom only to bump into Bulma, " Oof! Uh, hi there! "
" Hi Raditsu. " Bulma smiled, then blinked, " Why are you carrying that big bag of ice? "
" I'm going to help Vegeta and Kakarrotto. You see this giant kaka-germ ate Vegeta and when Kakarrotto pulled him
out he was COVERED in kaka-germs so he brought him to the tub and is trying to wash and rinse them all off and I'm giving
him this ice to help. " Raditsu held it out infront of her, then noticed the terrified look on Bulma's face.
" Bulma?....Bulma? "
" V E G E T A!!!! " Bulma screamed with worry as she dashed down the hall looking for the room they were in.
Bulma started flinging open bathroom doors.
" Empty. "
" *SLAM*! "
" *SWOOSH*! "
" Empty. "
" *SLAM*! "
" *SWOOSH*! "
" Hey, baby. " Yamcha wiggled his eyebrows in the doorway.
" WAHHHH!!!! "
" *SLAM*! "
" *SWOOSH*! "
" WHERE ARE THEY!!! " Bulma exclaimed, falling to her knees.
" Ah, wrong hallway. " Raditsu called out to her from the hallway to the right of the living room. Bulma had been
checking the hallway on the left.
" Oh. " Bulma got up.
" ... "
" ... "
" V E G E T A!!! " Bulma ran back in the other direction, letting out her war-cry of worry again as she dashed
past Raditsu and into the first open bathroom to find a glowing, shocked Vegeta in a tub full of soap and cold water while
Goku softly scrubbed kaka-germs off of him with a sponge, " ?! "
" There there little Veggie, it'll be alright. " Goku smiled warmly at him.
" Umm, Son-kun? " Bulma asked nervously as she crept up to him, " Ah, what are you doing? "
" Washin' all of little Veggie's worries away, Bulma! " Goku chirped, " And by worries I really mean kaka-germs. "
" Oh. " Bulma said, then watched as Goku contently went back to scrubing Vegeta, " Umm, Son-kun? Maybe I should do
that. "
Goku looked up at her, confused.
" You know, since I'm Vegeta's wife--well, not in Earth-customs, but in saiyajin-customs--oh you know. Can I wash him
instead? Maybe? " she smiled, a little jittery.
" K! " Goku happily handed the sponge and soap to her, " You need to get some gloves though or else you'll get
'infected' as well. "
" Thanks Son-kun. " she nodded.
" ICE!! " Raditsu announced, then dumped the ice into the tub.
" WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO!! " Vegeta let out a howl of shock.
" Vegeta! " Bulma gasped.
" HOORAY! " Goku cheered, " Way to go Ditsu-kun! That's the first thing Veggie's said since I freed him! "
The brothers victoriously shook hands.
Bulma twitched, " Just, get out of here oh-kay guys? "
" Alright Bulma. " Goku said, " Remember to tell Veggie I am sorry when he wakes up! "
" Yeah. " Bulma said as she watched them leave, then looked back at Vegeta and winced at the sight, " Sure.
" Wow, I think this must be the best snowfort/igloo EVER, Goggie! " Vejitto said proudly as they stood infront of
their product.
" Yeah! " Gogeta grinned, then drew a little smiley-face on the side of the wall with his mitten'd thumb.
" *WHEW*! "
Both fusions turned to their left to see something huge and red appear several feet to the right of them. There stood
Goku sitting ontop of the kaka-germ who had a happy, clueless look on its face while it slowly shrunk down back to regular
size via the snow. Goku hopped down and picked the kaka-germ up once it was normal size again, " Hee. Now you can crawl
around again! But remember, no more eating Veggies oh-kay? " he shook his finger at the kaka-germ, " Cuz Veggie's are special
and not to be eaten. "
" Hai Kakarrotto-sama! " the kaka-germ squealed. Goku placed the germ onto his shoulder and let it squirm off to meet
back up with the other kaka-germs.
" The END! " Goku clasped his hands together.
" What was THAT? " Gogeta gasped.
" OH! One of my germs got really big so I took him outside to shrink him back to size. " Goku explained, " And now to
get niichan and Veggie ready to snowball-fight! " he nodded, then zipped back inside.
" Oh-kay! " Gogeta shouted after him.
Vejitto grinned, " We'll be waiting! "
" Ohhhhhhhh... "
" Vegeta? Vegeta wake up? "
" Uhh? " the fuzzy feeling in the ouji's brain started to finally clear as he tried to sit up only to find his body
now feeling half-numbed over, " Wha? "
" VEGETA! " the voice said happily as Vegeta felt someone hug him from the side. A hug that thankfully didn't feel
like one of Kakarrotto's.
Vegeta looked sleepily to the right to come face to face with Bulma. He smiled, " Bulma. "
" You're OH-KAY! " she cheered.
The ouji looked around at where he was, then cocked an eyebrow, " ...why am I in the bathtub? And why are my clothes
all wet? " he sweatdropped at his soaked training outfit.
" Goku said that kaka-germ in your room ATE you! " Bulma exclaimed, " And not even with its MOUTH, with it's STOMACH
it ate you! "
The ouji twitched as it all suddenly came back to him. He smacked himself on the forehead, " Ohhhhh. " he groaned.
" So? " Bulma said uneasily, " How, how do you feel? "
" Partially-numb, but otherwise fine. " Vegeta said, surprised.
" HOORAY! " she hugged him tighter, " Goku tried washing you off but then I finished up while he got rid of the
giant kaka-germ in your room. You were COVERED in them! "
" You managed to wash ALL those germs off THAT fast!? " Vegeta looked both shocked and impressed.
" Well, it was getting hard and at one point you started mumbling "Oh Kakay~" over and over again to yourself and
that's when I decided I needed to get them off in a way that was much faster than soap and water, SO-- " she pulled out a
bottle, " I used some Peasant-Away and they went right down the drain! "
" WAHH--YOU--YOU DID WHAT?! " Vegeta shrieked, stumbling backward and nearly slipping.
" Used the Peasant-Away. " Bulma stared at him blankly.
Vegeta turned to her, " Bulma how long ago did you spray it? "
" Umm, a few minutes, I think. "
Vegeta tensed at the sudden vibrations within the pipe that lead to the tub-drain. He gulped, then stood up and
grabbed Bulma's hand, " Time to leave the bathroom, Bulma. "
" Huh? What do you--AAAH! " Bulma screamed as Vegeta picked her up and ran out of the room just intime for a giant
kaka-germ to explode out of the drain and plop cluelessly into the tub, trapped there by it's humongous size. Bulma's eyes
bugged out of her head in shock, " Holy-- "
" --I should have really explained why I didn't want you to make anymore of that stuff in the last chapter more
detailed than I did. " Vegeta twitched.
The kaka-germ glanced over and beamed once it spotted Vegeta, " VEHHHHHHHHHH-GEEEEEEEEEE!! " it squealed, trying to
squirm towards him only to find it was stuck.
Vegeta twitched, then slowly and nervously closed the bathroom door shut. He turned calmly to Bulma, " While your
Peasant-Away does indeed dilaute kaka-germs into liquid-form, once they finally reassemble they somehow become one of, " he
reopened the door to reveal the kaka-germ cluelessly splashing about in the tub, then closed the door again, " Those. "
" Oh dear... " Bulma gulped.
" ... "
" ... "
" We should get Goku to teleport this one away too. " Bulma finally decided.
" Alright. " Vegeta sighed.
" ..and, you're sure all those kaka-germs didn't do anything strange to you? " Bulma asked, just to make sure.
The ouji paused in mid-step, " There WAS a brief moment of dilliusions and a kaka-utopia where type-3 peasants
wearing flowing white togas fed me expensive foods and obeyed my every whim....but that was about it. Nothing frightening
really. "
Bulma sweatdropped, " You call dozens of Gokus in togas NOT frightening? "
Vegeta cheerfully clasped his hands together, " They worked like the kaka-servant-maid of my dreams! And NONE of
them tried to make a non-platonic move on me! They kept me so comfortable! Pampering me and massaging me right where I needed
it and calling me their Veggie-sama~~ " the little ouji's cheeks flushed red.
" ? " Bulma cocked an eyebrow, " Uh, heh-heh. Yeah. You know what? Let's go get Goku to move the germ for us oh-kay?"
she said, pushing the ouji out into the hallway while sweatdropping, " Oh boy.... "
" Sandwich, sandwich, sandwich. " Goku said cheerfully as he took out ingrediants for a hoagie while Raditsu was
still trying to get used to the coat, mittens, and scarf he borrowed from the fusions's winter-clothes-drawer.
" It's too hot in here. " Raditsu sweatdropped.
" Oh that's just the jacket warmin' you up, niichan! " Goku laughed.
" Shouldn't we go outside then? "
" We gotta wait for Veggie. " Goku nodded, " Besides! I need a snack if I'm going to be at FULL-SNOWBALL-CHUCKING-
-ABILITY! " he said with a sudden deep voice, then went back to his normal tone, " See? "
" Ah, alright? " Raditsu blinked.
Goku started to cheerfully plop any hoagie-ingrediant he could think of upon the massive sandwich, then paused for
a moment and folded his arms in a stubborn pout, " Something's missing... "
" I know what's missing from your yummy sandwich, Kakarroujo! " Bura's voice said from below him.
Raditsu let out a yelp of fright and ducked underneath the living-room couch.
" What? " Goku looked down at Bura curiously.
" A festive Christmas-time SNACK! " Bura held up a handful of mistletoe.
Goku's eyes widened in surprise, " You can EAT mistletoe too? " he gasped.
" Well...it CAN be poisonous if you eat too MUCH of it--but that's only for humans! You're a saiyajin Kakarroujo, you
should be able to stomach it EASY! " Bura grinned, hopping up on the chair and dumping it ontop of his sandwich. Goku tilted
his head at it, " REMEMBER! " Bura said as she hopped off the chair, " Remember to take a nice big whiff of it before you eat
it, oh-kay Kakarroujo? "
" Oh-kay! " Goku chirped as he plopped the top bun onto the sandwich.
Bura rubbed her hands together grinning while she walked back down the hall only to freeze at a tuft of spiky black
hair poking out of the back of the couch. Her eyes widened in delight as she zipped over and grabbed it, " HAIR! You came
BACK! " she lifted up the back flap of the couch to see Raditsu staring at her nervously.
" Ah, hi. " he waved uneasily, " Actually, my name's Raditsu, not "Hair". " Raditsu sweatdropped.
" Come on Hair, we can go up to my room while Kakarroujo gives Toussan some smoochies from the mistletoe! " Bura
grinned, " I found my BIG brush and I have a whole BUNCH of pretty hair-things I can try out on your long beautiful hair! "
" I'd rather not. " Raditsu yanked his hair away from her.
Bura narrowed her eyes at him, " If you are going to be THAT way, Hair, I'll tell Toussan on you. " she smirked.
Raditsu smirked back, " And how do I really KNOW that Vegeta's really your father. You don't look anything LIKE him!"
Bura twitched, " I know THAT! " she folded her arms, " I can't help it if my Kaasan's genes happen to be more
dominant in me than Toussan's are. "
" Uh-huh. " Raditsu said, still not believing her.
Bura grabbed him by the tail causing Raditsu to let out a yelp of pain, " Now COME ON! " she grinned and started to
drag him up to her room.
Raditsu twitched with pain, " ...help...Kakarrotto? "
Goku flipped his sandwich over, observing it.
Raditsu sweatdropped as he was dragged right past Goku, who had his back to the larger saiyajin and Bura. Bura gave
his tail another yank, " YEOW! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT Hurrrr---oww. " he twitched, then narrowed his eyes, " As
soon as we get to the top of the stairs I'm going to fry her. " he formed a small enough ki-ball to do just that, " THEN, I'm
going to go back downstairs and report this to Vegeta. " Raditsu nodded, then sweatdropped, " Gah, I'm still talking like I'm
out on a mission!! "
Goku stared at the sandwich, then shrugged, took a huge whiff of it and tossed it into his mouth. After about the 4th
chew the large saiyajin began to feel a little dazed, " Ohhh, my head feels funny. And so does my nose. "
" And I'm sure that Bulma can easily fix that for you after you remove a 2nd kaka-germ from the bathroom for us! " a
cheerful voice said from beneath him.
" Veggie? " Goku said dizzily as he looked down at the little ouji. Vegeta noticed white berries sticking out of the
sandwich and pulled one out.
" GAH!? KAKARROTTO THAT'S MISTLETOE! You can't eat it it's POISONOUS!! "
" Bura said I'd be fine. " Goku said, feeling odd.
" Let's hope you are, I'm not going to be the one to tell Bulma she has to pump your stomach just because you ate
a decoration. "
" It, smelled nice though. " Goku smiled, trying to fight off the sleepy daze that was starting to hover over his
brain.
" Uh-huh. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" You know what ALSO smells nice? " Goku grinned, then leaned downwards and drowsily touched noses with the little
ouji, " Veggies~~ "
" ... " Vegeta's bottom left eyelid twitched.
" My brain feels fuzzy, Veggie. " the larger saiyajin tilted his head while Vegeta slowly pushed him away, " Like,
like I almost wanna give Veggie a kiss, but that would be naughty and bad and there are many many rules that say I cannot do
that. "
" Vegeta? "
The nervous ouji looked over his shoulder at Bulma, who was staring at him worriedly from the hallway.
" Vegeta, it's trying to crack the tub!! " Bulma exclaimed, then peeked into the bathroom again. The kaka-germ was
jumping, or at least trying to jump, up and down repeatedly in order to break the side of the tub and escape from the room.
Bulma slammed the door shut again, then took a deep breath and walked over to Goku and Vegeta, " So? How's Son-kun? "
" Kakarrotto ate some of the mistletoe Bura's been decorating with in his sandwich. " Vegeta said flatly.
" ACK! " Bulma gawked, " GOKU YOU CAN'T EAT THAT, IT'S-- "
" --poisonous, I know. " Vegeta finished for her, dully, " I REALLY don't want to spend the afternoon pumping the
big baka's stomach out. "
" He, SHOULD digest it properly, but that's not what I was worried about. " Bulma pointed out, " You see, mistletoe's
an aphrodisiac. " she laughed nervously.
" ...a what? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" An aphrodisiac. It ah, stimulates the sex drive. " she whispered. Vegeta's eyes shot wide open.
Vegeta glanced back at Goku, who was just standing there with a clueless happy look on his face per usual, only with
the addition of the slightly drunken look in his eyes. The ouji turned back to Bulma, " I can't begin to imagine what THAT, "
he pointed to Goku, " is like with a stimulated sex drive! "
" Hai. " Bulma sighed, " He looks pretty normal though. "
" ...let's go rev up the stomach-pump. " Vegeta motioned in the direction of the lab.
" NO WAY! "
" Wah!? " Vegeta almost fell over, " WHADDA YOU MEAN "NO WAY"!? "
" Vegeta, we have more important things to worry about than pumping Son's stomach. Besides with all the stuff he eats
the rest of the food in his stomach will most likely dilute the effects of him smelling/eating the mistletoe anyway. " Bulma
explained, " Listen. Why don't you just take him outside and let the cold air clean his brain out while I go get some ice
from the freezer upstairs and use THAT to shrink down the kaka-germ....or at least threaten him with it. " she thought
outloud.
Vegeta sighed, then turned to Goku, " Come on Kakarrotto, let's go find your brother and get out of here. " he
grabbed Goku's wrist and turned to walk into the living room only to freeze at the sight of a huge object hurtling down the
steps only to freeze inches above the floor.
Raditsu laughed nervously as he hovered with his head just seconds away from slamming into the floor and cracking
kaka-style on him, " 15 years since I've been alive and I still got it. " he grinned, then floated right-side up.
" What happened to you? " Vegeta blinked.
" That girl who looks exactly like Bulma and SAYS she's your daughter tried to drag me up to her room and perform
experiments on my hair! " he grabbed his hair, then sweatdropped to see a tiny blue bow in it, grabbed the bow, and tossed it
off into the background.
" What would make you think otherwise about her being related to me? " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Well, she doesn't look like you, and other than being a little bossy and threatening she didn't act much like you."
" Bura's my daughter, Raditsu. I can't help it that most of the genes I've given to help make her ended up recessive
to Bulma's. " Vegeta shrugged.
" I mean, at least Trunks is like you, but, her? " Raditsu pointed to the slightly burnt chibi at the top of the
steps glaring down at them.
" What did you do? " Vegeta said to Raditsu while looking up at Bura.
" I ki-blasted her to catch her off-guard so I could escape. "
" Ahh. Well, let's go. " Vegeta said, then reached to grab his dark brown leather jacket off the coat-hanger only to
suddenly feel something on the side of his neck. The ouji froze and glanced to his left to see Goku with his mouth open and
about to bite down onto the smaller saiyajin, " AHH!! " Vegeta instinctively smacked Goku's head away, " SINCE WHEN AM I
FOOD!!! "
" SorryVeggie. " Goku looked away, embarrassed, " I do not know what came over me. It was so SUDDEN. I just started
lookin at Veggie 'n thinkin about Veggie and it just...happened. I mean, I am, sorryVeggie. "
" ...right. " Vegeta said, suspicous as he rubbed the part of his neck that almost was bitten off. He got his jacket
on and headed outside, " I STILL say we should've just pumped your stomach out then and there. "
Raditsu looked back and forth between the two of them, " Actually Vegeta it looked more like he was about to try and
mar-- "
" --uhp! " Vegeta whipped around to face him and held his finger up.
" But that's what it looked li-- "
" --uhp! "
Raditsu rolled his eyes, " Alright. Fine. "
" It looks beautiful, little Veggie! " Goku clasped his hands together as he and Raditsu looked on in awe of
Vegeta's snow-fort.
" Why thank you, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said proudly, then turned around to face Goku only to find the large saiyajin
now had on a blindfold, " WAHHH! " Vegeta fell over, " WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT!! "
" It is to help me a-void any naughty thoughts that may enter my head due to the mistletoe, little Veggie. If I do
naughty things, Santa will know and I won't get any presents. " Goku nodded.
" Won't that impair you when we start the battle? " Raditsu asked, forming a snowball in his hand the way Goku had
shown the other two saiyajin.
" As long as I can sense where me 'n Veggie's fusion-babies are, I do not need to see where I am throwing bee-cause
my mind will act as a second set of eyes! " Goku grinned brilliantly.
Raditsu clapped for him, " Genius. "
" You don't know Kakarrotto very well, do you? " Vegeta said flatly.
Raditsu sweatdropped, " Not really. Not THIS Kakarrotto, anyway. "
" You know, Kakarrotto #1's still locked away in his subconsious somewhere. " Vegeta said.
Raditsu's eyes widened, " You mean the one that we all took care of back on Bejito-sei? "
" Yup. He's still there. He got out by accident a little while ago. He doesn't know the planet blew up and was trying
to get a spaceship to go back home to see you and your parents again. "
" That's my little brother! " Raditsu grinned, " Can I talk to him? "
" Maybe later. Messing with Kakarrotto's mind is a dangerous thing. " Vegeta nodded, then peaked out from behind the
fort, " READY TO START THE BATTLE? " he shouted out to the fusions.
Both Gogeta and Vejitto poked their heads out of a hole in the top of their igloo, " READY! " they both shouted at
once.
Vegeta smirked, then pumped his fist in the air, " THEN LET THE PELTING, COMMENCE!!
And so it did. It started off as a grand battle as thousands of snowballs were chucked back and forth between the
two sides. 10 or so minutes into the battle, Vegeta noticed the other side had stopped chucking snowballs.
" HALT FIRE! " he shouted. Both Raditsu and the blind-folded Goku paused while Vegeta walked out into the middle of
the battlefield. The ouji grinned when he saw what looked like the silouettes of Gogeta and Vejitto standing there covered in
a layer of snow, " BWAHAHAHAHA! Couldn't take it, huh? " he playfully punched them only to watch the snow collapse to the
ground. Vegeta froze, " It's a trap. " he squeaked out, then turned back to where Goku and Raditsu were, " IT'S A TRAP!!! "
" *FWOOSH*! "
" *FWOOSH*! "
Vegeta blinked at the noise, then turned to his left to see Vejitto standing there holding the mother of all
snowballs over his head.
" Hi Mommy! " he waved happily.
Vegeta twitched, then turned to his right to see Gogeta holding the mother of all snowballs twin sister, " GAH!? "
" Hi Toussan! " Gogeta waved as well.
" Haha...hi. " Vegeta waved nervously, then let out a yelp as the snowballs were tossed. He blinked, then grinned to
see both fusions empty-handed and himself clear of attack, " BWAHAHA! YOU MISSED! " he laughed, then noticed a shadow above
him while climactic music began to play out of nowhere. Vegeta's bottom left eyelid twitched as he looked up to see the two
snowballs had combined in order to make the grandmother of all snowballs, which was quickly hurtling down at him. Vegeta
bent on his knees and squinted his eyes in preperation.
" *THUNK!* "
The ouji blinked, then looked to his left to see the snowball had missed him by a mere few centimeters, " HA! "
The snowball leaned to a sudden, random right and promptly squashed him.
" HOORAY! " the fusions cheered.
" Did we lose? " Raditsu blinked, emerging from over the side of the wall.
Goku lifted his blindfold to see Vegeta squashed beneath a giant snowball while Vejitto and Gogeta did a little
victory dance together, " Yeah, I think we lost, Ditsu-san. "
" Ohh. " Raditsu frowned.
Gogeta whipped out a bugle and began to play while Vejitto saluted the giant snowball and Vegeta.
" We are here to co-memorate all those who risked their lives, on the snowbattlefield today. " Vejitto said, " But
their spirits WILL live on. "
" I'm not dead. " Vegeta said from beneath the snowball.
" We know that. " Vejitto said, then promptly kicked the snowball out into the background while Gogeta played a
snowball-hurtling-into-the-air sound effect on his bugle, then tossed that into the background as well, " Help you up,
Mommy? "
" Please. " Vegeta groaned, lifting his hand. Vejitto helped him up and Gogeta patted the ouji on the back.
" You did good, Toussan! " Gogeta grinned.
" I was working with an amature snow-ball thrower and a blind-folded Kakarrotto. "
" You did fairly well, Toussan! " Gogeta grinned.
" Don't worry niichan! We'll win the one against Gohan and Goten later on today! " Goku grinned, " And Chi-chan's
gonna be on our side in that snowball-battle and she's real good at snowball fights! Besides, Gohan and Goten aren't nearly
as tricky as me 'n Veggie's fusion-babies! "
" HEE~~ " both fusions grinned proudly at them.
" What's the blindfold for, Toussan? " Vejitto asked curiously as he pointed to the object wrapped around Goku's
head.
" I ate mistletoe and Bulma says it's an aff-row-dizzi-ack and temporarily stimulates my, " he looked around as if
waiting for Chi-Chi to bop him over the head if he were to use the word, " sex drive. " Goku said.
" I'd rather not hear that particular word said in your voice, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" My, non-platonic drive? " Goku asked.
" Better. "
" AHH! That's why you use non-platonic! You don't want to hear Kakarrotto say it! " Raditsu concluded, " ...why? "
" None of your business. " Vegeta said bluntly. The largest saiyajin sweatdropped.
" ... "
" Chi-chan doesn't like me saying that word in Veggie's presense either, niichan. " Goku added.
" There's something bigger going on here than that short paragraph Gohan explained to me earlier, isn't there? "
Raditsu said to the fusions who both nodded cheerfully.
" It has to do with the future! " Vejitto said.
" And all the possibilities of what the future could hold for Toussan and Kaasan and Onna too! " Gogeta beamed.
" Oh! " Raditsu said, " ...you know, I can see into the future. "
A ki spiked from behind him and within the instant Raditsu was tackled to the ground by a small lump.
" OOF! "
" That's right. You DID used to have visions, DIDN'T YOU? " Vegeta said with an evil, excited grin on his face.
" You really shouldn't have pointed that out. " Vejitto said to his uncle.
" You could have warned me! " Raditsu exclaimed.
" Have any visions lately, Ra-dit-su? " Vegeta smirked, his tail twitching eagerly from side to side.
Raditsu sweatdropped, " Will you get off of my stomach? " he asked, then pulled a double-take to see Vegeta suddenly
standing beside the fusions and Goku. Radistu stared at him, confused, " How did you-- "
" --teleportation. " Vegeta finished.
Raditsu let out a whistle of discomfort, " Teleporation, yeah. " he got up, " I ah, had one this morning actually. "
" TELLME! " Vegeta yanked the collar of Raditsu's jacket, which really belonged to Vejitto, down to his height.
" Umm, I was in the living room of your house, at least I think it was your house, it was decorated differently, and
I was watching tv--which means it's after I learn how to work a tv. "
" AmIinit? " the ouji demanded.
" Yes, you're in it! "
" What was I wearing? "
" I don't know! You were, blurred out for some reason! "
" "Blurred out"? " Vegeta thought on this for a moment, " Who else was there? "
" Uhh, either Bulma or Bura was there. I think it was Bura though because she was calling Kakarrotto "Kakarroujo" and
I know that Bulma calls him "Son-kun". " Raditsu nodded.
Goku grinned, " That's my earth-name's last name! "
" Son? "
" Yup! " Goku chirped.
" Was Kakarrotto there? " Vegeta asked, now sounding a bit more cautious, he had let go of Raditsu's jacket.
" Yeah, he was wearing a different gi though. The shirt was blue and the pants were yellow and his wristbands were
pink. " Raditsu recalled, then cocked an eyebrow at Goku, " ..."pink"? "
Goku shrugged cluelessly.
" Any other indications on how far into the future your vision was? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" I dunno, they only last about 5 minutes, Vegeta! " Raditsu twitched, then folded his arms and thought back, " Ahh,
you called him "Kakay". "
" I've done that before. " Vegeta replied.
" He called you "Veggie-sama". "
A huge grin appeared on Vegeta's face, mentally recognizing the sweet pack of peasants from his kaka-germ-caused
dream who kept calling him that, " REALLLLY? " Vegeta rubbed his hands together, then grinned over at Goku, " You hear that,
Kaka-chan? "
" I am not a-llowed to use "san" or "sama" on the end of Veggie's name, Veggie. " Goku shook his head, still
blindfolded.
" Ah, but in the FUTURE-- " Vegeta turned back to Raditsu, " Anything else? "
" If I tell you, I'd first like to request an attack-barrier. "
The fusions clapped their hands together and a ki-barrier surrounded Raditsu. The large saiyajin grinned, impressed.
" Cool. "
" Thank you! " Gogeta chirped.
Raditsu looked back at the anxious Vegeta, " Kakarrotto had on the, *cringe* saiyajin oujo crown. "
" ... " a wind of horror blew past Vegeta as the little ouji's jaw hit the floor.
" But you didn't notice he had it on until after you hugged him and then you gawked at the crown and screamed
"WHAT THE--?!" and then it got cut off and I woke up. " Raditsu added quickly.
" ...so, Kakarrotto WASN'T my oujo in the vision, he just swiped the crown and decided to try it on like he's done
before? " Vegeta said slowly.
" I guess. You were being really nice to him until you saw the crown there and freaked out. "
" So I'm safe from going off my rocker and crowning Kakarrotto my oujo? " Vegeta said.
Raditsu shrugged, " You did act like it was a bad thing that the crown was there. "
" GOOD. Good good good good good. " Vegeta repeated, calming down.
" Why is that good? " Goku pouted, " I wanna be Veggie's oujo. "
" Well you can't! " Vegeta snapped, then grinned, " The other good thing about this vision is that, like Bardock's,
all of Raditsu's visions have come true. He even predicted his own fight-to-the-death against you and Piccolo a long time
ago....but then after so many years of constant planet-purging forgot about it so he was unable to save himself. " Vegeta
rolled his eyes.
" Hey you and Nappa forgot too! And I told you about it! " Raditsu defended himself.
" Hai. " Vegeta thought outloud, nodding.
" Besides, if I had never remembered about Kakarrotto even BEING on this planet, YOU never would have met him! "
Vegeta looked over at Goku, who had his blindfold off and was staring at Vegeta with big sparkily eyes.
" And if you hadn't met HIM, you wouldn't have had, THOSE! " he motioned to the fusions.
Vegeta looked over at Gogeta and Vejitto, who were both staring at him with the same sparkily-eyed expression as
Goku. The ouji slapped himself on the forehead, " ...Oh dear God. " he opened one eye and looked at Raditsu, " I'm not sure
if I should pat you on the back for a job well done or theroughly beat you for allowing me to get so wrapped up in this
mush-filled kaka-world I currently inhabit. "
" Yeah, but if you hadn't re-met Kakarrotto, then we'd all still be working for Freeza. " Raditsu said.
" ...oh yeah. " Vegeta blinked, then patted Raditsu on the shoulder, " Job well done, Raditsu! "
Goku randomly lundged at Vegeta from behind and started letting out a content humming noise, " HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM~~~ "
Vegeta's bright red head tilted sideways and he started to drool. Goku widely opened his mouth again and in a daze,
aimed for the little ouji's neck only to let out a confused yelp as a snowball was chucked into his mouth. Goku slid down
to the ground and started chewing the snowball. The mistletoe in his stomach had just been completely digested and gestured
to Goku that this would be a good time to start sniffing to top of Vegeta's boot.
Raditsu snapped his fingers infront of the ouji, " Hey Vegeta? Vegeta? "
" Here! A-llow me! " Gogeta chirped, then took off his mitten and promptly slapped Vegeta across the face. The ouji
shook his head as the glow started to fade.
" Thank you Gogeta. "
" No problem, Toussan! " Gogeta gave him a thumbs-up, then put his mitten back on and walked back over to Vejitto.
" Oh Veh-geeeeeee..I feel like......doing things. " Goku squeaked out while still sniffing the top of the ouji's
boot. Vegeta's tail shooed Goku away from the boot.
" Things? " Vegeta said uneasily.
" Things that require the use of my hands... "
" Then, sit on your hands! " Vegeta ordered.
Goku did so.
" Eew, Toussan looks freakishly sweaty. " Vejitto commented.
Gogeta swiped his mitten against the side of Goku's head, " Eeeeew, there's a whole LAYER of sweat! "
" ...this calls a snowball. " Vejitto picked one up and tossed it at Goku's head, where it immediantly evaporated
straight into steam. The fusions eyes bugged out of their heads, " Well, that's different. "
" Kuso! " Vegeta twitched, " Stupid mistletoe. WHO KNEW KAKARROTTO HAD A NON-PLATONIC DRIVE ANYWAY!! "
" Vegeta, EVERYTHING has a se--ah, non-platonic drive. " Raditsu said.
" I know that! But, but Kakarrotto's DIFFERENT!! "
Goku stared off into nowhere and licked his chops.
" ...that IS different. " Raditsu admitted.
" ThatsnotwhatImeant! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Maybe Toussan's just hungry. " Vejitto said, then pulled out a cookie and tossed it to Goku, who caught the cookie
with his tongue and sucked it into his mouth like a frog catching a fly.
Vegeta twitched nervously, then turned to the other saiyajin, " Alright. Who knew his tongue could do that? " he
demanded, " Because I didn't! "
The others just shook their heads, at a loss.
" Hmm. " Vegeta groaned, then turned back to Goku who was now sitting there on a patch of grass his body-heat had
melted beneath him. The large saiyajin sat there in his boxers with his other clothes strewn around him.
" Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....ohh Veggie, my body is re-belling a-gainst me Veggie. It is feeling hot when it should be cold
. I feel hot AND I have chills! "
" What do you want ME to do about it? " Vegeta sweatdropped.
The large saiyajin almost plopped onto his side when he remembered he had to sit on his hands, " CALL CHI-CHAN!!! "
" WHAT?! I'm not calling Onna! You'll be fine. "
" C-c-chi-chan always takes care of me when I am sick. I NEED HER NOW!! " Goku exclaimed.
" IT'S JUST SOMETHING YOU ATE, YOU'LL BE FINE! " Vegeta shouted, then pulled a double-take to see Goku now back to
normal and sitting there, " Ah...Kakarrotto? "
" I feel better now! " Goku chriped.
" ...maybe it passed out of his stomach. " Raditsu offered.
" Fine. We'll go with that. " Vegeta shrugged, then sweatdropped as Goku's sense of how cold it was outside finally
returned to him. The large saiyajin let out a suddenly yelp and quickly reclothed the rest of him while his teeth chattered
away, " Better? "
" B--better. " Goku's teeth continued to chatter as he followed the others back inside and closed the door behind
them only to freeze in place, " EEP! NAUGHTYTHOUGHTSNAUGHTYTHOUGHTSNAUGHTYTHOUGHTS!!! " he shrieked, then quickly went into
a state of dazed mediation and promptly erased the last 5 seconds including the 'naughty thoughts' from his mind, " ...what
was I doin? "
" Closing the door? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
Goku looked down to see his hand on the doorknob, then grinned, " Oh yeah! " he said, then did so and went to sit
down on the couch.
" YAH YAH YAH!! "
Vegeta blinked at the shouts, which sounded like they definately belonged to Bulma. Vegeta walked over to the hallway
and sweatdropped to see Bulma "swordfighting" with the kaka-germ in the bathroom. Actually, Bulma was in the hallway, the
kaka-germ was the only one in the bathroom.
" What are you doing? " Vegeta asked, staring at her cluelessly.
" YAH! " Mirai's sword and a pipe that used to be attached to the wall in the bathroom collided. Bulma glanced over
her shoulder at him, " He won't let me in and my makeup's in there! " she nodded determindly.
" What about your "ice" plan?
" He ate it. "
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow, " He ATE the ICE? "
" Yes. " Bulma grumbled, " HEE-YAH! " the sword and pipe clanged together again.
" You're doing pretty good for someone who's usually only the brains of the operation. " Vegeta said, impressed.
" Why thank you! " she smiled sweetly at him, " YAH!! "
" *CLANG*! "
" Maybe I should call Kakarrotto over. " Vegeta said.
" Would you? " Bulma looked over at him pleadingly.
Vegeta walked over to where Goku was sitting, " Hey Kakarrotto? "
" Oh VEGGIE!! " the ouji was instantly tackled onto the cushions of the couch. His eyes widened in fright to see
Goku staring down at him with an unusually intense look in his eyes, " Veggie's my favorite. "
" Uh, yah. You've told me that before, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " But I really need your help to rid the
bathroom of a 2nd Giant Kaka-germ that's-- "
" --mistletoe, Veggie. "
Vegeta froze in place, then looked upward to see no such thing, " Kakarrotto, there isn't any mistletoe above us. "
he said flatly.
" Yes there is it's in my tummy. " Goku grinned.
" Ah, but your stomach's not above BOTH of us, is it Kakarrotto? " Vegeta smirked.
Goku's face went blank, then into a frown while he continued to stare intensely at the little ouji, " No. "
" Well then, there you go. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Ah, Kakarrotto? " Vegeta tapped him on the arm.
" RRRrrrrrrrrrrrr~~ " a rumbling sound came from inside the large saiyajin. Goku suddenly smushed forheads with
Vegeta, still staring at him. Goku puckered up, " Nomba tateh la pansana, Veggie-tah. "
Vegeta's pupils shrunk to two tiny little dots, " RADISTU!!!!! "
" Hmm? "
Vegeta glanced out of the corner of his eye to see Raditsu eating another of the cookies the ouji had baked for
Christmas Day, however that fact barely registered in his brain due to his current situation, " RADITSU GET HIM OFF ME HE'S
STARING STRAIGHT INTO MY SOUL AND SPEAKING IN OUR NATIVE TONGUE WHICH HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE WAY YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
A TOILET WAS!!! " Vegeta screamed at the top of his lungs.
Raditsu put the cookie completely in his mouth, then reach over, and, after 3 tries, finally yanked his brother off
of Vegeta. Goku went off into a random daze again. Vegeta shakily sat up, then walked over to where Bulma was still fighting
the kaka-germ.
" THAT'S IT. We're pumping his stomach!! " Vegeta demanded, a little too shaky-sounding than he would have liked. He
slammed the door to the bathroom shut, flung open the one to the lab, and marched downstairs, " RADITSU! BRING KAKARROTTO
DOWN HERE!! "
" As long as nobody tries to tie to a wall again then fine. " Raditsu looked down into the lab uneasily, then went
downstairs. Bulma walked over to the fusions and placed Mirai's sword on the table between them.
" If the germ tries anything, use this to fend him off. " she nodded, then walked off only to take a second check
back at them to see Vejitto stuffing any food he could find onto the sword while Gogeta sat back in his chair with his mouth
wide open, waiting for the portara fusion to stick the sword down his throat like performers did at the circus. Bulma
shrieked and grabbed the sword from Vejitto before he could aim the sword into Gogeta's mouth, " GIVE ME THAT! " she swiped
it away, then started to walk off only to hear two little whimpers. Bulma looked at the food covered sword and it clicked.
She walked back to the table and pushed all the food off the sword and back onto the table, " Oh here. "
Both fusions beamed at her as she walked off. The two dug into their now donut-shaped snacks as if they were the real
pastries.
Mirai now stood before the bathroom door holding his sword to defend them all against the kaka-germ incase of an
attack.
" OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh, I feel so HUNGRY! " Goku whimpered. It had taken about an hour and a half to pump his stomach
clean of the aphrodisiacal-mistletoe. Unfortunately to do so also required them to pump everything ELSE out of Goku's
stomach as well.
" Yes, but the "naughty thoughts" are gone now, aren't they? " Vegeta pointed out.
Goku blinked for a moment, then smiled, " Yeah. Yeah they are. "
" Good. " Vegeta said bluntly.
" Does, does this mean I still get my presents? " Goku asked curiously.
Bulma laughed, " Of course you do, Son-kun. " she then nodded, " Just remember next time when you want to try and eat
something that you've never eaten before, CHECK and MAKE SURE that it's edible. "
" But Bura said it was. " Goku pouted.
Bulma sighed, " Goku she's only a child, she knows less about what foods are good to eat than YOU do! "
" Hai. " the large saiyajin twiddled his thumbs.
" Now apologize to Vegeta, you gave him quite a scare earlier. "
Goku looked over to where the little ouji stood with a confused expression on his face. Goku laughed, entertained,
then hopped off the operating table and glomped onto Vegeta, " I am SORRY little Veggie! " he chirped, " I will not let it
happen a-gain! "
" Ah, hmmhmmhmmm~~... " Vegeta's face turned bright red and the little ouji grinned in a daze.
" Good. Now that that problem's solved, let's go remove that germ from the bathroom. " Bulma clasped her hands
together, then headed up the stairs.
" HOORAY! " Goku cheered, then picked up the little ouji and carried him up afterwords, " And after that I can have a
really BIG snack to make up for all the snacks that were taken out of my tummy! "
" Exactly! " Bulma said.
Raditsu, Vejitto, and Gogeta stood staring at the gigantic barrel-full of oddly-colored mush that was the contents
of Goku's stomach.
" I eat that much and I STILL think this looks creepy. " Raditsu muttered, glancing down into the barrel.
" Look! A cookie! " Gogeta pointed as an actual non-mushed item of food floated by across the top of the barrel.
All three saiyajin turned a collective green of disgust.
" We should get going. " Vejitto nodded, a little sick.
The other two nodded and the trio then followed Goku and the others upstairs.
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1:55 PM 1/6/2004
END OF PART 3
Chuquita: It's 98% offical, there will most-likely be 5 chapters in this fic like the previous Christmas Special.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops at size of the chapter) I can see why.
Chuquita: Ironically the Veggietine's Day special will probably end up coming after this fic if we end up going so late into
January that I can't squeeze a fic in between them.
Vegeta: That'll be awkward.
Chuquita: Yes it will....but that's oh-kay! :)
Goku: I am not sure if I want to try and eat mistletoe again NOW. (sweatdrops)
Vegeta: GOOD.
Chuquita: I couldn't decide whether I wanted Son-kun to eat it or sniff it--so I had him do both! :)
Goku: (big happy grins) :D
Vegeta: ...
Chuquita: And while we're still not completely decided on the nickname for Raditsu, I'm sorta leaning towards Ditsu, if only,
like what happened with "Veggie", because it was the first time I'd ever even seen a nickname for him--and this was a lil
while before I started this fic that I saw the nickname used at Deviantart.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You mean I could've been "Geta"?
Chuquita: If I had seen that nickname on fanfiction.net FIRST, then yeah. (thinks) Then I guess they would've just been
swapped and "Veggie" would've been the female-name, I guess. (to Veggie) A lot of people were using "Veggie" for you when I
first came to fanfiction.net and I liked the nickname for you so I used it too :) "Geta" either came later or it was in fics
that I hadn't read. (shrugs, confused) But other people's names just evolved over the course of the fics (Kakorot/Kakarrotto,
Bra/Bura, Krillin/Kuririn, Tien/Tenshinhan) just because I liked the other spellings better.
Vegeta: (thinks) It IS easier to scream "Kakarrotto" than "Kakorot".
Chuquita: (grins) It's the o on the end, in't it?
Goku: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Vegeta: ...
Chuquita: ...
Goku: (giggles) Heeheehee.
Chuquita: I'm still curious as to how the gt dub's gonna pronounce "Bulla". (Bull-a, or Bu-la). (I dunno, I say Buu-ra like
I hear it said in the subs)
Vegeta: (folds his arms stubbornly) You see if Bulma let ME name her, then we wouldn't have that problem.
Goku: (giggles) Heeheehee, cumquat.
Vegeta: What?
Chuquita: And now for the reviewer replies!
To Saiyajin-Neko: Oh it's oh-kay! You take your time :) I hope you like the fic so far!
To KrysSaiyan: Aww, you're welcome! I liked the oneshot! Raditsu's naiveness-of-Earth is fun to work with. I have a whole
bunch of ideas now for him but there's no way I can fit that many into this already-big fic. The hot-chocolate was very
ironic :D
To Callimogua: So glad you liked it!
To Setsumi-san: TWO giant kaka-germs now :D I dunno if they have any weaknesses, other than the water's ability to shrink
them down to normal size. Bulma's trying to help Veggie. The "Aunt" thing ties in with something that happens in the next
chapter. :)
To TheDarkGuard: The Aunt thing will be in the next chapter. Part 3 got too big for me to squeeze that part in. ^_^;;
Goku & Veggie are very much enjoying the gifts!
Goku: (cheers) HOORAY FOR FOOD! (hugs his present) Thank you TheDarkGuard!
Vegeta: (snickers and swings his cattle-prod around) Hai, thanks.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops at Veggie) You could hurt someone with that, swinging it around.
Vegeta: (snickers) I know.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops again)
To Cathowl: Heeheehee, gotta luv Kakarrotto's gift to Ouji. So funny! Now poor Ouji's gotta go rush off to find something to
give Kakarrotto. :D I wish him luck! Heh, blowing up cars. I would also use the enlarging ray on pizza *grins*.
To Nuki: Hee, so glad you liked the dreams and flashbacks. This chapter had dreams & a flashforward :D I've decided when I'm
finished w/supersecret I'm putting it on the partially-made geocites page I have :) Thank you for the help on Majin Veggie,
I'll try to get him later one when I play in that mode. (I've beaten it once so now what I plan on doing is just try and
unlock everybody).
To Lung Tai Yang: So glad you like the fusions! :D I used niichan just cuz I've heard it quite a bit in the subs, and since
it was what Goten called Gohan I just figured it just meant brother, like ojichan is grampa. I'll try using niisan though :)
To Musoka14: Oh! Don't feel bad about the memory card. That happened to me too--only my parents bought the wrong kind (some
16 bit Max thing) instead of the Sony 8bit ones I use ^_^;; So when I went to the mall that weekend I just bought the memory
card the game needed and they returned and got the money back on the 16bit one. :) I wish you goodluck in getting a gamecube
memory card! Thanks for the presents!
To SSJ4-Gogan: Isn't Jitto fun to play! *grins* I played him in practice mode against Goku & he's got a lotta fun moves :)
I like this "wave" one. I forget the full name of it though. Surfing Wave maybe? Sadly this chapter got too big so the
stuck-in-the-snow part will be in part 4 too.
To ... : Oooh, thanks for the help. I like those two attacks and I haven't even used 'um yet. I've done pretty well with
getting the bar close to the end for some of Vejitto's attacks. I'd have to practice a few times before I used self-destruct
for Veggie though. (that was such a sad moment w/the Veggie-statue! *sniffle*)
To BlackDragonFury: Thanks! Yup, I'm mostly decided on Ditsu for his nickname. Heehee, like the story idea. Veggie dealing
w/Goku AND Kayka would be very interesting. Kayka could actually be a side of Son-kun or something like that. I dunno ^_^
And how would Bulma and Chi-Chi deal w/all this? So much to think about...
To Sinah: Heehee, Raditsu's visions could get more frequent as his body completely readjusts to being alive :D Goku does have
some form seducing abilities, it's just that Chi-Chi's got a lot of rules about that and other stuff for him. I'd have to
pull out my dbz graphic novel to really see how much bigger he is. I always thought Raditsu was taller than Goku, but not as
tall as Brolli. I hope you do get Budoukai 2 soon. I guess they have Recoome and Dodoria there to balance out the good guys/
/bad guys thing. Personally I'd like to see them add Chi-Chi to the list of fighters (Super Bazooka! *BLAM*!) and Gogeta
(because Jitto must be so lonely w/o his fusion-brother). Heehee, liked the tidbit.
To Goddess Shimi: OOOH! You got the spirit bomb to work? I haven't done that yet. I beat Kid Buu w/Veggie. Actually, by
knocking Kid Buu back and forth between Veggie and Goku; like how they took turns in the show fighting him. OOH! I saw Kabu's
christmas doodle! Heehee, Veggie's 'santa's lil helper' driving the snowmobile. He/she has some great artwork. I like the
one where Veggie steals Chi-Chi's spot on the motorcycle :D Feliz Navidad!
To Afrodite: Another thing which will be moved into part 4 is the Raditsu's hair gag. ^_^ I will continue w/it though. Heh,
Bura likes his hair so much :D The reason Bulma's not as "active" about it is that it's never really bothered her before
since Veggie's ALWAYS been obessessed w/Goku for some reason; first he wanted to kill him, then he wanted to be a ssj like
him; then he wanted to be stronger; etc. She's just now starting to get worried about losing him. After all, she doesn't want
to end up w/Yamcha after she's been w/Veggie. I dunno how those two would be able to work together. Even though Chi-Chi's
pretty much done w/the death-threats, she still really dislikes Veggie. Maybe if they each got something out of it.
To Nekoni: Glad you liked the cookie part. The dreams are really starting to make Bulma nervous. But who knows, maybe it'll
bring her & Veggie closer, or at least cause them to see each other a little more during the day. After all Bulma's always
off doing something w/Capsule Corp and Veggie's always training in the gravity room or having some kaka-time. I figured Goku
can eat the mistletoe anyway because he's saiyajin and his stomach'd handle it better :) I didn't know chili could be
poisonous? Actually, the kaka-germ DID eat Veggie, but he got pulled out in time before any brain damage occured--AND Veggie
was able to keep his mouth shut so none of them traveled inside of him. Heehee, Bura is going to call him Hair. :D It's the
fusions who'll call him their uncle :)
To Maria S.: Thanks so much!
To dglsprincess105: Aww, Veggie SHOULD be oh-kay. There's a difference between him being nice to Goku and unintentionally
flirting--which is more likely to happen when Chi-Chi's around because Veggie just likes to egg her on even though he's not
aware of how it looks. If Chi-Chi could keep her anger-at-Veggie under control she and Bulma probably could work together on
a plot. The reactions to Raditsu should be in chapter 4 (or 5 if 4 gets this long). But, as Raditsu pointed out in the story,
without him remembering about "Kakarrotto" and going to earth to get him, Veggie would've never met Goku, and the Fusions
would have never been born. But, other than that he did set off quite a few bad future-events. I dunno how Piccolo will
react to him yet. After all, not only did he kill Raditsu, but Raditsu was the first one ever to actually frighten Piccolo;
or at least that's what he says in the manga. I'm not sure if they will hate each other or dismiss it or not. *shrugs*
Happy New Year!
To Eclipse: Yes you can have a membership at deviantart w/o having any art up there :) (that's one thing I like about ff.net,
you don't have to be logged in or a member to review) There's a register button on the main page of the site next to login at
the top of the screen. You just fill out the screen and can be a member for free :D Thank you so much for the help w/Budoukai
2. Powering up Veggie helped me beat Kid Buu! I'm going to have to check and see if I have those two capsules. I'm pretty
sure I have them. Your review was helpful. Sure I'm continuing ^_^ There's so much left of this fic and all the others to
write/type. :)
To Maria Cline: So glad you liked the fic! Bulma's not really doubting Veggie, just a little worried about the idea of the
Kaka-germs gaining control of him. They still love each other though! I have nothing against Yamcha, it just seemed like a
fun gag to use. Poor guy ends up all alone at the end of the show ^_^;; Chi-Chi wanted a plan that would supposedly
satisfy both her and Goku and she thinks this one may work :D
Chuquita: And that finishes off part 3! :D
Vegeta: (looks at the clock) So much for getting this uploaded TODAY.
Chuquita: (pouts) I know I took too much time and now it's 8:37pm and everybody's probably getting ready to go to sleep or
is asleep depending on the time zones. (perks up) But I'm going to go to bed at a decent time tonight so I can upload this
bright 'n early tommorow!
Goku: (cheers) HOORAY!
Future Goku: (sits up, still a little woozy) Ohhh my head.
Chuquita: See you next week everybody! (waves happily) Goodbye!
Vegeta: (burning a hole in the floor w/his cattle prod) Heh-heh, "V".
Goku: Cattle-prod... (thinks) ::Cattle-prod = Cows. Cows = milk. Milk = milkshakes 'n ice cream. Milkshakes 'n ice cream =
snacks for me and Veggie:: (chirps) SNACKTIME!
Vegeta: ...what?