5:09 PM 1/7/2004
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbz ep #230
{Vegeta:} I can't forgive myself, the proud prince of the Saiyajin, for getting surpassed by the likes of you!!
{Vegeta:} Not only that, but you've even saved my life!!
{Vegeta:} I punish you death!!
{Vegeta:} By dismemberment!
{Vegeta:} Your arms come off first!!
{Vegeta:} What!?
{Gokuh:} Where is he?
{Vegeta:} I'm right here Kakarotto!!
{Gokuh:} Kame...Hame...
{Vegeta:} Eat this!!
Chuey's Corner:
Goku: (chirps) Why thank you! (munching on a donut)
Vegeta: (confused) Wait, what?
Chuquita: Welcome to part 4 everybody!
Past Goku: (happily) Waah!
Chuquita: (to Veggie) Just how does dismembering Son-kun equal "revenge"?
Vegeta: (glances over at teary-eyed Present and Future Gokus. Past just sits there cluelessly) Uhhh... (cheesy grin) I don't
remember ever desiring to chop Kakay's arms off and beat him with them.... (thinks) ...when was this, seriously?
Chuquita: This is what you said in the sub when you had Goku pinned into the mountainside with those ki-rings (which I still
think is a very creative attack *grins*) In the dub I think you were talking about "cutting you down, inch by inch, just like
you've done with my pride".
Goku: (blinks) Wow, that sounded pretty accurate.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I gotta go check my copy of that dub ep to make sure I didn't just eeriely quote it.
Vegeta: (taps Chu on the shoulder) You didn't just forget about me, did you?
Chuquita: Hm? NO! Of course not.
Vegeta: (smirks) Good, because I have a response. (to Goku) It was because I was possessed and my mind was clouded with
thoughts of blowing random things up....and you're about as random as they get.
Goku: (beams happily) AHHH. Oh-kay! (giggles) Veggie's mind MUST'VE been thrown on a loop bee-cause "you've even saved my
life!! I punish you death!!" does not make any sense at all. That's like saying "if you slap me across the back of the head,
I will spew out candy like those 25 cent machines at the supermarket!" (nods wisely) Because pain does not equal candy.
Vegeta: ... (blinks) Ah, hai...
Chuquita: (to Son) Actually what "Quote Veggie" said is the opposite. It'd be like you giving Veggie a candy, and THEN
Veggie slapping you for giving him said candy.
Goku: Even if it was a delicious treat?
Chuquita: Even if it was a delicious treat.
Vegeta: (twitches) Since when do I SLAP people?!
Chuquita: (grins) Oh in Taiketsu you have the FUNNIEST slap ever! It doesn't even look like a slap it looks like a tap on
the cheek.
Vegeta: (snorts) I dislike how I appear unusually malnourished in that game.
Future Goku: Aww, poor V-sama doesn't like it when he is portrayed thinly. (pats Veggie on the shoulder)
Chuquita: You were unusually malnourished in the beginning of the show.
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes out into the distance) I blame Freeza.
Future Goku: (gives Veggie a warm hug from behind) (comfortingly) There there V-sama, we all still luv you.
Goku: (hugs Veggie as well) Yeah Veggie. (snuggles closer)
Vegeta: (twitches, uncomfortably-comfortable) NOW I know why it was the arms I wanted to chop off first...
Chuquita: (grins) Isn't life GRAND, Veggie?
Vegeta: (sarcasm) It's HYSTERICAL, Chu.
Past Goku: (happily) Waaaaha! Vehdgee!
Vegeta: (to Past Goku) (sighs) That's right, you tell 'um.
Chuquita: (to audiance) Up next is part 4 of "Mistletoe Madness!", where we FINALLY get to the "Hair" gag, the Fusions
calling Raditsu "Aunt" gag, AND where Goku and Veggie FINALLY get caught in the snowstorm.
Vegeta: ...you act as if that last item was a GOOD thing.
Chuquita: (grins) It IS, because it'll be a fun scene to write and it moves the plot along. OH! And we finally get to
Christmas Day!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You forgot that yet you remembered me getting trapped in a snowstorm with Kakarrotto?
Chuquita: (shrugs)
Goku: (hugging Veggie tighter) MMMMmmm~~
Future Goku: (hugging Veggie tighter) MMMMmmm~~
Past Goku: (hops onto Veggie's lap) (chirps) Waaaya!
Vegeta: (pupils shrink to two little dots) (squeaks out) ...help me.
Summary: Christmas time is here again. While Goku and Chi-Chi go present-shopping for Veggie, the ouji himself is doing his
best to rid his home of every mistletoe inside it, which will be quite difficult since Bura keeps finding different places to
pop them up in. Meanwhile a confused Raditsu has to deal with his first snowstorm and snowball fight curtesy of Goku, Vejitto
, and Gogeta. But what happens when the snowstorm turns into a blizzard and traps both Goku and Vegeta outside of Capsule
Corp and unable to get back in? Will the two saiyajin be able to find some way to teleport back inside? Or will they end up
having the get through the night sharing each other's body-heat?
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" YAH! YAH! YAH! " Mirai swung his sword back and forth as he dueled with the giant kaka-germ, and, so far, was
winning. He had gotten about halfway into the bathroom without the kaka-germ's pipe stopping him, " YAH!! " Mirai knocked
the kaka-germ's pipe away and shoved the spear of his sword into its side only to find he had caused no cuts or pain on the
germs's part. Mirai blinked, confused. He reached to pull the other half of his sword out of his foe only to discover the
sword was stuck.
" Heeheehee. I win! " the monster-sized kaka-germ chirped.
" URGH!! " Mirai went ssj2 and took a tighter grip on his sword, then gave it sharp pull and yanked it out only to
have the force knock him backwards out of the bathroom and into the hallway wall. The demi-saiyajin twitched as he slumped to
the floor, " ...oww. "
" Mirai hello! "
Mirai looked up to see Goku grinning at him, along with the rest of the gang who was climbing up the stairs and out
of the lab.
" He's very strong. " Mirai admitted, folding his arms, " But he's not very bright. He's got a one-track mind. "
" *RUMBLE*... " Goku's stomach rumbled. The large saiyajin laughed at it, " Huh? "
" Just make it disappear, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta appeared out from behind him.
" VEGGIE! " the kaka-germ shouted happily.
" Aww, see that Veggie? It likes you! " Goku smiled.
Vegeta twitched, " That's the POINT! It LIKES me. "
" ...so? "
" SO! Naturally it'll try to EAT ME like the last kaka-germ did! " he exclaimed.
" Eat Veggie? " Goku glanced over at the germ who had a clueless look on it's face, " Hahaha! That's so silly! The
first kaka-germ only tried to eat Veggie because.....umm.. "
" You don't know either, do you? " Vegeta said flatly.
" No. " Goku pouted, then let out a yelp as part of the kaka-germ came stretching and flying out of it's side at
Vegeta, who promptly ducked causing that particular part of the germ to smack into the wall.
Vegeta twitched, looking up at the bright red glob-like thing inches above where he sat, " Kaka...rrotto.. " he
managed to squeak out, " MOVE IT ALREADY!! "
" Oh-kay! " Goku chirped, then grabbed ahold of the glob and prepared to teleport. He grinned at the confused
kaka-germ, then both of them disappeared from sight. The sound of what sounded like a giant egg frying on a pan radiated
throughout the frontyard. Seconds later Goku re-entered the house through the front door with the kaka-germ; at normal size;
sitting in the palm of his hand, " TA-DA!! "
Mirai twitched, " YOU MADE ME FIGHT FOR MY LIFE WHEN ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS DUMP IT IN SOME SNOW!? " he gawked at
Bulma and Vegeta.
" Well, yes, " Bulma laughed nervously, " But you see Son-kun's the only one who can touch them without getting
sickened with their, ah, disease. "
" Way to go, son! " Vegeta patted Mirai on the shoulder.
" You're just glad because you didn't have to sword-fight with it. " Mirai sweatdropped.
" Yup! " Vegeta nodded. Mirai fell over.
" So, " Mirai stood back up, " We've defeated it, what do we do now? "
" NOW I go and destroy all the bottles of "Peasant-Away" I created so that no more monster-sized germs like that can
be born. " Bulma nodded determindly and marched back down to the lab.
" And now I go get something yummy to eat! " Goku chirped and headed in the direction of the kitchen.
Mirai picked up his sword, which now had small red blobs all over it, " I'm going to clean this off. " he walked
out into the other hallway, leaving Vegeta, Vejitto, Gogeta, and Raditsu behind.
Vegeta slumped in place, bored, " Well, that was anticlimactic. " he glanced over his shoulder at the other saiyajins
, " Any ideas? "
Two huge grins instantly covered the fusions' faces. Raditsu confusedly backed away from them, a little scared.
" *shake*shake*shake*shake*shake*!! "
" ... "
" Ooh. " Vejitto pouted as he held up one of the presents with his name on it. He and Gogeta had decided to take a
peek at what was in their gifts by shaking the wrapped packages back and forth. So far, the one Vejitto currently had in his
hands didn't produce any noise at all. Vejitto glanced back at the others, " Hey Uncle Raditsu! You can see into the future,
what's in here? " he held up the gift.
Raditsu sweatdropped, " I told you I can't CHOOSE what and when I want to see it. "
" Ohh. " Vejitto frowned, then put that present down and shook another one which made a jingly noise. The fusion's
face lit up, " OOH! Jingle bells! "
" So? You do have SOME of the mysterious yet-sometimes-creepy type-3 saiyajin peasant genes in you as well? " Vegeta
cocked an eyebrow at Raditsu.
" You're having a problem. " Raditsu said flatly.
" WAHH! " the ouji fell over, then jumped to his feet, " WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT!? "
" You're always subtle when you have a problem because you usually don't want anyone to know about it. " Raditsu
shrugged, " Usually Freeza. "
" Hai, well this time I don't want Kakarrotto to know about it. " Vegeta looked around suspicously, " And I WOULD
ask the fusions, but with how closely related they are to me they'll pick up the entire story at once even though I don't
exactly want to reveal the ENTIRE story. "
" Alright, so what's your problem? " Raditsu said while examining one of his few presents; since he was new the
presents he had gotten so far had been hard to pick out due to no one really knew him that well.
" It's not MY problem. " Vegeta gasped, " It's the problem of a, uh, friend. "
::Ahh, we're going the "friend" route. He hasn't changed much at all.:: Raditsu let out a mental sigh.
" You see, this "friend" has for some unknown reason and all of a sudden, started having these, ah, dreams. "
" Dreams? "
" And many of these dreams this friend have happen to include Kakarrotto. Sort of like a bunch of themed-kaka-dreams.
" Vegeta explained.
" Oh-kay. " Raditsu nodded.
" And, in quite a few of these dreams, this friend's platonic feelings for Kakarrotto are, being "tested" with the
tiny little thought of, what it would be like if Kakarrotto were to, ah, kiss this friend--on the lips. Which, is something
this friend happens to have a deep-seeded fear of and for some reason causes the dreams to end right before Kakarrotto's
lips touch, this friend's lips. " the little ouji sputtered, twiddling his thumbs while his face grew a brighter and brighter
shade of red. He glanced nervously over at Raditsu.
" ... " Raditsu's jaw hung open, " ....oh dear God, you have a crush on my brother. "
" LIE!! " Vegeta screamed and tackled Raditsu to the ground, " LIES!! ALL LIES!! " he screamed louder, " I WAS
TALKING ABOUT "A FRIEND"!! NOT MYSELF!!! I HAVE NO NON-PLATONIC FEELINGS FOR KAKARROTTO!!! "
" ... " Raditsu blinked, trying to think of a way out of this. After all, Vegeta had gotten much much stronger since
he had last seen him, " Uhh, then uh, maybe it's just your subconsious. "
" MY SUBCONSIOUS HAS NO NON-PLATONIC FEELINGS FOR KAKARROTTO EITHER!! " Vegeta screamed, a slight flash of panic on
his face.
Raditsu sweatdropped, " I mean your subconsious is just probably jumbling up stuff you see when you're awake and
that's causing the dreams. "
" ARE YOU CRAZY!? KAKARROTTO DOESN'T GO AROUND TRYING TO SEDUCE ME AND KISS ME DAILY-- " Vegeta froze in place when
he suddenly realized something. The ouji plopped himself down onto Raditsu's stomach in disbelief, " ...the mistletoe. Of
course, haha. Kakarrotto always tries to "mistletoe" me this time of the year. It's just the mistletoe. It doesn't have
anything to do with my own feelings. Of course not. Hahaha. " he laughed nervously, " Haha, hahahahaha. "
" Hahahahahahaha. " Raditsu laughed nervously along with him.
The fusions stared at the two, then grinned and began laughing randomly along with them, " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "
Goku cheerfully walked into the room with a chocolate ice-cream cone and his belly 3/4th's full to see the other 4
saiyajins laughing. He cocked his head, confused, " What's so funny? "
" We dunno. " Gogeta shrugged, then went back to laughing.
Goku waddled up to Vegeta and tapped him on the back, at which the ouji instantly froze in place and his tail's fur
puffed out a like a bright red fluffball, " Little Veggie wanna share my ice-cream? " Goku chriped.
Vegeta glanced over to see the larger saiyajin's face splattered with chocolate ice-cream with dabs of chocolate
covering parts of his gi shirt as well. In Goku's hand was an messy-looking chocolate ice-cream cone.
Goku smiled, " I know how much Veggie luvs chocolate! " he held out the ice-cream, " Here Veggie have a lick! "
Vegeta's bottom left eyelid twitched.
" ...Veggie? " Goku blinked.
" IIPE! " Raditsu yelped as Vegeta zipped off of him and flew up the stairs like a rocket got shot up his pants. If
one were to listen close enough one could hear the sound of Vegeta's door slamming shut at a speed fast enough to cause a
sonic boom. Raditsu rubbed his stomach in mild pain, " Oww. "
" What is Veggie's problem? " Goku gasped.
Raditsu sat up, " He's having "dreams" where you keep trying to kiss him. " he said flatly.
" ...hahahahaha! " Goku laughed, " Oh niichan that's FUNNY! Really, what was little Veggie so scared of? "
Raditsu shook his head, " Nevermind. " he sighed.
" Oh-kay! " Goku grinned.
" Ohh, if ONLY we had x-ray vision! " Gogeta pouted as he shook another box.
" Yeah. " Vejitto nodded in agreement, then perked up and whipped a non-gift box out from behind him, " Luckily we
DO have these x-ray glasses! " he whipped out a pair for himself and Gogeta.
Gogeta was about to put his on before stopping, " But, do we really want to ruin the surprises in store for us
too-morow morning? "
" ... "
" ... "
" ...no. " they both said together.
" We CAN use 'um to spy on people instead! " Vejitto grinned, putting his own.
" Oh-kay! " Gogeta exclaimed and they both dashed off.
Goku peeked into the box and pulled out one remaining pair of x-ray glasses, " Oooooooooh. " he took them out and
put them on, " Heehee, don't I look SNAZZY, Ditsu-kun! " Goku grinned and took another lick of his ice-cream cone.
" Yup!.....what are they? "
" X-ray glasses! They let you see through stuff! " Goku beamed, " OOH! I'm gonna go use 'um on little Veggie! " he
ate the rest of his ice-cream, then clasped his hands together, " See you later, niichan! " Goku shouted as he dashed up the
stairs.
Raditsu shook his head as he watched Goku leave, " Somehow, I don't think that's a very good idea. "
" Hnnn... " Vegeta sat on his newly-cleaned bed and bedsheets, tummy-down, pouting, ::What if Raditsu's wrong? What
if my dreams really ARE trying to tell me something? Do I really for some bizarre, crazy reason crave a kaka-kiss? NO! Of
course not! That's just my fear of losing all mental control to that big baka, reinforcing itself!!:: he let out a little
snort, ::I have NO non-platonic feelings for Kakarrotto who would NEVER decide to randomly come onto me!:: Vegeta shook his
head and buried his face into his pillow, " Kuso...even my BRAIN is plotting against me! "
" HIVEGGIE! "
Vegeta twitched as he heard Goku open the door to his room and poke his head in.
Goku let out a whirlwind of uncontrolable giggles, " Heeheeheeheeheehee, I see u! "
Vegeta glared over his shoulder, " And I see you as well Kakarrotto. " he said, his annoyed voice muffled through
the pillow and his arm.
" Heeheeheee, no little Veggie, I mean I can see ALL of you. HeeheeheeeheeeHAHAHA! "
" ! " Vegeta's eyeballs nearly popped clear out of his head, " Wha--what?! " he gawked, his face flushing red.
" Heehee, x-ray, heeehee, glasses, Veggie. " Goku pointed to what he had on over his eyes.
" AHHH-HAHH!! " Vegeta shrieked, then lept off the bed and leaped up to grab the glasses off of Goku's face. He
promptly threw them to the ground and began stomping on them in a panic, " YOU BAKA DON'T YOU HAVE ANY SENSE OF PRIVACY!! "
he screamed, his face now bright red.
" Aww, my glasses. " Goku pouted, then smiled at him, " Wow Veggie! I had no idea your room was so full of STUFF! "
Vegeta froze, " Stuff? "
" Yeah! You have stuff hidden all over here in places I would have never thought you could possibly hide things! "
Goku said, impressed.
" Just get out of here. " Vegeta grumbled, pushing Goku out of the room.
" But Veggie? " the larger saiyajin pouted, " I wanna spend some nice Veggie-time with you on Christmas Eve. "
" We can spend time together TOMMOROW when I've put my brain completely back together. " Vegeta said, " I'm too
emotionally stressed-out to deal with your usual kaka-closeness right now. "
Goku smiled sweetly, " It's about the dreams, huh? "
" ACK! " Vegeta froze, then grabbed Goku by the front collar and yanked him down to his height, " WHAT DID RADITSU
TELL YOU!? WHAT DO YOU KNOW!! "
" That little Veggie kept havin dreams where I tried to kiss Veggie, but I didn't believe him. "
" ...oh. You didn't...believe... " Vegeta mumbled, blinking. He reassmembled his thoughts, " Well that's GOOD.
Because that IS untrue. I have had no such dreams, my sweet kaka-chan. " he patted the larger saiyajin on the shoulders.
Goku's tail wagged back and forth, " He probably had it confused with something else. " Vegeta smirked.
" Haha! I like Veggie! " Goku grinned, glomping him.
Vegeta laughed nervously, " Hahahaha, yeah, I like you too, Kakay. " the little ouji blushed lightly.
" Mmmmmm~~ " the larger saiyajin snuggled closer.
" Mmmmmm~~........WHATTHEHECKAMIDOING?! " Vegeta shuddered when he realized he had just mmm'ed back. He promptly
pushed Goku out of the room and shut the door behind him. Then locked it, double locked it, and triple locked it. Vegeta
slid to the floor, " *WHEW*! "
" You know Veggie, that's a lil pointless seeing as I can teleport. "
" WAHH! " Vegeta exclaimed to see Goku hovering behind him. He once again unlocked the door, shoved Goku out, then
re-locked it again.
Goku sat on his bottom in the middle of the hallway with a clueless look on his face, then shrugged happily.
" YAH YAH YAH! I got you now! "
" That's what you think! YAH! "
" *slurrrrp*. "
Vejitto and Raditsu continued hitting buttons on their controllers while Gogeta sat between them munching on the
snacks the other two saiyajin couldn't get to because they were busy playing the Budoukai 2, each saiyajin as their
respective characters.
" Haha, Jitto-kun's winning! " Gogeta grinned.
" That's what you think! " Raditsu grinned and hit a button that caused his digital self to land a kick to digital
Vejitto and causing digital Vejitto to split back into Goku and Vegeta, " HAHA! SUCCESS! "
" Oh-HO! That is what YOU think! " Vejitto grinned as the digital Goku dodged back and forth around Raditsu, then
burst into ssj2 and let out a huge ball of ki which hovered above him. Raditsu's eyes widened in shock.
" What the?! "
" GENKI-DAMA!! " both fusions cheered at once as the giant ki ball was released an ko'd digital Raditsu.
" HOORAY! I AM THE WINNER! " Vejitto cheered.
" HOORAY FOR JITTO-KUN! " Gogeta held up Vejitto's arm, " WOOOO! " the two fusions broke into a little victory dance
while Raditsu just sweatdropped.
" It's not MY fault my videogame self can't go ssj. " he folded his arms and pouted.
" Aww do not be a sore loser like Mommy is, Uncle Raditsu. " Vejitto frowned.
" Yeah! We can teach real-life you to go ssj! " Gogeta chirped, then burst into ssj himself.
Raditsu's eyes widened, " ...you can do that? "
" HAI! " Vejitto grinned, " It'll be easy! You trained in otherworld, right? "
Raditsu nodded.
" Well you're probably strong enough by now TO go ssj, you just haven't experianced the tramatic emotional stress
needed to achieve it! " he finished.
" ...is this gonna hurt? " Raditsu face-faulted.
" It all dee-pends. " Gogeta cheerfully slid past both of them on roller-skates which he suddenly happened to be
wearing.
Raditsu shook his head in confusion at him.
" NOW. " Vejitto said as Gogeta spun on one foot, then hopped over to where Vejitto was and suddenly wore a pair of
slippers instead of the roller-skates, " There are 3 levels to being a super saiyajin! 4 if you count compact oozaru form! "
" Oh, I can do that already. " Raditsu shrugged.
" OOOH! What color is your fur! " Gogeta grinned, bursting into compact oozaru form, " Mine is RED, like Toussan's! "
" ... " Vejitto folded his arms, embarassed.
" Jitto's just a sour-puss about his compact oozaru form because his fur is-- "
" --pink. " Vejitto said, then burst into compact oozaru form as well.
Raditsu cocked an eyebrow, " ...pink? But I thought only the wild, feared type-3 saiyajin peasants had pink fur. "
" "wild and feared"? " Vejitto blinked at this description, then grinned, " Then I am oh-kay with it! " he grinned,
then paused, " Why were they feared? "
" Because they had supernatural powers in addition to super-strength. "
" ...COOL! " Vejitto chirped.
Raditsu scratched his head, " Wait, if you have...then KAKARROTTO'S FUR IS PINK TOO!? "
Vejitto nodded.
Raditsu let out a whistle of discomfort, " No wonder he unintetionally scares Vegeta so badly. "
" Anyways. " Gogeta went back to normal form, then waited for Vejitto to do so.
" ... "
" ... "
" I like being "wild and feared". " Vejitto said, " RAAAAH! "
" Heeheeheeheehee. " Gogeta giggled, entertained. Vejitto finally went back to normal form, " Anyways, like Jitto
was saying, super saiyajin has 3 levels. "
" One. " Vejitto counted off as they both powered up into that form.
" Two! " Gogeta added.
" And THREE! " both fusions said at once, and, after a little bit of trouble, finally made it to ssj3.
Raditsu's jaw fell to the floor, " It looks...just like mine, only blonde. "
" Yeah! Ironic, isn't it? " Vejitto said happily.
" So, if I were to make it to that level and I have this much hair now... " Raditsu trailed off.
" You'd be one big giant yellow fluffball! " Gogeta exclaimed, grinning.
" ... " Raditsu sweatdropped, " Maybe I shouldn't... "
" --a big giant yellow fluffball OOZING with POWER! " Vejitto chirped, adding.
" Oh-kay! " Raditsu said.
" Haha, "oozing". " Gogeta laughed.
" Let's get started then. " Raditsu said determindly.
" YEAH! " both fusions cheered.
" ...wait, whatever happened to your x-ray glasses? " the largest saiyajin suddenly remembered.
" ... " the fusions stared at him, confused.
" Our what? " Gogeta blinked.
" You know, those things over your--- " Raditsu's brain almost shut down from confusion to see both fusions now
wearing oversized sombaros on their heads, " --eyes. "
" Si, mon cap-i-tan! " Vejitto saluted him.
Raditsu sweatdropped, " Yeah....right. "
" Oh Vegeta. " Bulma sighed as she dumped out and destroyed the final bottle of Peasant-Away, " If only there was
something I could do to help you! Something that could STOP those germs from trying to take your brain once and for all.
Something that would practically REPEL them from even WANTING to live on your body--- " Bulma froze in place as an idea
struck her brain. She grinned, " HAHA! I love being a genius!! "
" You're going to create bottles of "Peasant-Repel"? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow as he continued to lay on his bed,
tummy-down while Bulma sat on the edge of the bed.
" Exactly! That was the "Peasant-Away"'s main flaw, it only drained them off you-- "
" --in addition to causing them to explode into a massive-size. " Vegeta injected.
Bulma sweatdropped, " Well, yes. But "Peasant-Repel", will make the germs NOT want to come on you in the first place!
" she held up an empty bottle.
Vegeta sat up and swiped the bottle, " What is it? Some kind of gas? "
" NO! I haven't created it yet! " Bulma exclaimed, then took the bottle back, " I have all the ingrediants I need to
liquify such a gas, but I need the actual gas itself, from you. "
" ...what? "
" I need your tail to excrete the most vile scent it can possibly create, THEN I'm going to take that gas and mix it
with the ingrediants downstairs. All you have to do is spray it on you and the kaka-germs won't want to be anywhere NEAR you!
" Bulma said brightly.
Vegeta thought for a moment, a little frown on his face, " But, Kakay'll still wanna be around me, right? "
" ... " Bulma sweatdropped, " Vegeta, do you want to the germs to get into your brain or not? "
Vegeta's eyes widened and he instinctively covered his ears with his hands, " Will it ONLY effect the kaka-germs? "
" YES! " she groaned.
" Oh-kay then, I'll do it. " the ouji removed his hands from his ears and nodded. He picked up his tail and held it
up, " ...the most vile smell I can make with it, huh? " he petted Nango as he tried to think of which of the various smells
his tail could make was the stinkiest, " OH! " Vegeta said suddenly, then glanced over at Bulma, " If you have a bag hand I
suggest putting it over my tail so neither of us has to breathe in the stench it's about to make. "
Bulma smiled and whipped out a bag. She opened the bag and put it around Vegeta's tail.
The ouji burst into compact oozaru from. Bulma cocked an eyebrow at him, " The tail's scent is more intense in this
form. "
" Oh. " she mouthed.
" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--- " Vegeta made a face as if he was powering up, the fur on his tail stood on end as a
sudden noise erupted from inside the bag.
" *FLOOOF*! "
Bulma's eyes widened in surprise. A greenish mist had erupted from the tail and was currently hovering inside the
bag. Bulma took the bag off the tail and tied it shut, " ...what, is this? "
" THAT is one of my tail's many gases used to protect me. " Vegeta pointed to the bag while Nango coughed a bit from
being so close to the scent due to the bag had blocked the gas from escaping. Vegeta powered back down to his normal form,
" This scent is used to repel larger animals that would try to eat us, like how that giant Kaka-germ ate me. "
" EAT you? "
Vegeta shrugged, " I dunno, I guess at one point in time there were animals on Bejito-sei which tried to eat
saiyajins. "
Bulma stood up, " Why thank you Vegeta! I'll work on this and I should have it done before night-time. Meaning you'll
be able to use on Christmas! " she smiled and marched out.
Vegeta shook his head, " I hope I did the right thing just now. " he glanced down at his tail, " Imagine if whatever
made those kaka-germs GIANT was something in "ingrediants" she's using for THIS concoction as well? "
Nango shuddered.
" We'd have a bunch of giant, smelly green kaka-germs. " Vegeta grimaced, " That's something I'd rather not deal with
on a holiday. "
" And....you're sure this is going to help me become a super saiyajin? " Raditsu cocked an eyebrow.
" We are positive! " Vejitto grinned while Gogeta gave Raditsu a thumbs-up.
" Then, why can't I move? "
The three saiyajin were out on the front lawn of Capsule Corp, the fusions back in their regular snow gear while
Raditsu wore about 3 times that.
" It's below freezing out here and I'm SWEATING! " Raditsu sweatdropped.
" You're supposed to sweat. Sweat is good. " Gogeta cheerfully nodded, " Both Kaasan and Toussan and Gohan and Mirai
and Trunks and Goten were ALL really sweaty right before they went super saiyajin! "
" But I can't move. "
" It's SUPPOSED to be hard to move. " Vejitto explained, " Toussan wore heavy clothing when he was training right
before he became a super saiyajin. "
" Yeah, but what does heavy clothing have to do with it? "
" ... "
" ... " the fusions shrugged cluelessly, big Goku-ish smiles on their faces.
" Umm, maybe I should just go ask Kakarrotto or Vegeta for some help with this instead. " Raditsu said, trying to
turn around so he could waddle back inside.
" *sniffle* "
" *sniffle* "
Raditsu glanced over his shoulder to see both fusions eyes welled up with tears. Raditsu let out a groan, " Oh
brother. "
" Yes? "
Raditsu glanced to his left to see Goku standing there eating a large sandwich in one hand while holding a bag of
cookies in the other.
" But Uncle Raditsu we have all of both our parents memories up until we were created, we know what they would tell
you anyways. " Vejitto pouted while Gogeta pouted and nodded.
" Mmm-hmm! I went super saiyajin because I was mad at Freeza and Veggie went super saiyajin because he was mad at me.
" Goku said with his mouth full while patting both Vejitto and Gogeta on the back.
" So, you have to be mad in order to become a super saiyajin? " Raditsu blinked.
" Yup! " Goku chirped, " But, Trunks and Goten weren't mad when they learned how, so I guess you don't HAVE to be mad
.... " he trailed off, then gave the fusions a quick glomp and handed each one a cookie, " There you go me 'n Veggie's lil
fusion-babies. "
" Cookie!! " they both cheered at once and quickly ate the snack.
" I just luv me 'n Veggie's lil fusion-babies, Ditsu-kun! " Goku sighed happily.
" I'm just glad they were created using magical circumstances. " Raditsu nodded, " When you were a baby you cried all
the time and Vegeta just sat there until he learned how to talk and from that day on started to unintentionally annoy
everybody. "
Gogeta and Vejitto held out their hands again and Goku happily fed placed more cookies in their possession, which the
fusions promptly ate.
" COULD me or Veggie have fusion-babies the nat-ur-al way? " Goku blinked, confused.
Raditsu glanced out of the corner of his eye to see Vegeta with his face smushed up against the window sending
warning glares at him. Raditsu turned back to Goku, " Vegeta wouldn't want me to answer that question to the best of my
knowledge so I'll just say I don't know. " he laughed nervously.
" Do u know something that Veggie does not? " Goku beamed.
" Sure! I was much older than Vegeta was when the planet blew up so I learned more about some things than he did. "
Raditsu smiled.
" Ahh! " Goku said, enlightened.
Raditsu felt another warning glare coming at him from behind and sweatdropped, " He's almost 2 heads shorter than me
and yet he can still intimidate me. "
" Yeah, Veggie's good at that. " Goku said, then waved to the ouji in the window, " HI LITTLE VEGGIE!! "
Vegeta's face turned bright red and the little ouji disappeared from view beneath the window.
" Veggie's so sweet! I bet he's gonna LUV the gift I made him! "
Raditsu glanced over at him, " You MADE something for Vegeta? "
" Yup! AND it can be two things in one! " Goku boasted.
" OOOOh, a SPECIAL PRESENT! " Vejitto grinned at Goku as his eyes lit up.
" What kinda present, Kaasan? " Gogeta asked.
" Well, it'll keep Veggie warm. " Goku smiled.
" Speaking of warm-- " Raditsu spoke up. The other saiyajins looked over at him to see he was sweating bullets by
now.
" Maybe....this isn't the best way to teach Uncle Raditsu how to become a ssj after all. " Gogeta tapped Raditsu,
causing the largest saiyajin to fall over sideways into the snow. Raditsu twitched in place.
" I can teach you niichan! " Goku chirped, " I taught Gohan and he got up to ssj2! "
" Really? " Raditsu said, then turned his head back to the fusions, " You two...haven't taught anyone before, have
you? "
" ... "
" ... " the fusions stood there with a look of deep thought on their faces.
" No, huh. " Raditsu said flatly.
" Not really.... " Vejitto said sheepishly while Gogeta looked away and started to whistle.
" In that case, I'm going to go with Kakarrotto as my teacher. " Raditsu nodded.
" HOORAY! I WIN! " Goku cheered, then grinned at the fusions, " Come Goggie and Ji-chan! I will treat you to some of
Veggie's yummy pastries! "
" YAY! " the fusions cheered and followed him inside.
Raditsu sweatdropped, still on his side in the snow, " HEY GUYS! COME BACK! I'M STILL STUCK! I'M STILL....stuck. "
Goku poked his head back out the door, " OOP! Niichan! " he dashed over to Raditsu, picked him up, and dashed back
inside, " Sorry Ditsu-kun! "
" That's....alright. "
" Mmmmmm, Veggie's cookies~~ ! " Goku mmm'ed contently as he took another bite out of one of the pastries. Several
hours had passed and it was getting close to dinnertime, so the little ouji had decided he'd 'feed his peasant before he sent
him back out into the wilderness'.
" I'm so glad you're enjoying them, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said proudly as he took another batch out of the oven. The
smaller saiyajin sat them ontop of the oven to cool, then walked over to the kitchen table and sat down next to Goku.
Raditsu looked over to his right to the two sleeping fusions in the seats next to him, " Do they always fall asleep
this early? "
" No, they just over-exerted themselves getting ready for Christmas the way they and Kakarrotto do for every holiday.
" Vegeta sighed, " Last year they didn't do nearly this much to get ready because they hadn't started living here yet. "
Goku paused in mid-chew and stared at the sleeping fusions, then smiled, dashed over to the living room and grabbed a
blanket. He walked back to the kitchen and put the over-sized blanket over the fusions's backs, " There you go. Nice and
warm. " he patted the blanket, then sat down again and continued to eat.
Vegeta smirked at the larger saiyajin, " I could get a blanket for YOU too, you know, Kakarrotto. "
" Aww, no thank you little Veggie. If I use a blanket then I'll get sleepy and I can't teleport right if I'm sleepy."
Goku chuckled, then glanced up at the clock and gasped, " Oh my goodness! 6:30pm!!? "
" What about 6:30pm? " Raditsu asked.
" Onna always has Kakarrotto in BED by 7:00pm. " Vegeta said with distaste.
" Is, that early compaired with Bejito-sei time? " the largest saiyajin said, confused.
Vegeta sighed sadly, " I don't know. " then glared, " But it sure feels early to me. "
" Aww, I am sorry little Veggie. U know I would stay up and play with Veggie at night if I could. " Goku gave the
little ouji a sympathetic hug, " Veggie's my favorite lil ouji in the whole wide world! " he smiled warmly.
" I'm your only ouji, baka. " Vegeta smirked up at him, Goku let out a parade of giggles, " Just like you're my
favorite and only peasant in the--- "
" ... " both saiyajin instantly turned their attention to Raditsu, who was just about to take a sip from his drink.
Raditsu sweatdropped, then pointed to the sleeping fusions, " Hey, they're part of your kingdom too! "
" Yes, but they're my children. " Vegeta said, " Raditsu can I promote you to second class so that Kakarrotto can
remain my sole peasant? "
The largest saiyajin sighed, " Whatever, if it's THAT important to you. There's only 5 of us left anyway. "
" Fine. " Vegeta reached over and tapped him on the shoulder, " There. Now you're second class. "
" OOH OOH! Make me the Oujo now Veggie! " Goku said excitedly.
" ... " Vegeta's face flushed red, " WHY NOW?! "
Goku paused, " I figure as long as little Veggie's giving a-way titles that he could give me the oujo title I want so
badly. "
Vegeta's face turned a brighter shade of red, " Well you're not getting it! Being a saiyajin oujo is a lot of hard
work and it's a very important status!!! "
" Plus you and Vegeta would have to be involved. " Raditsu added with slight disgust.
" Involved with what, Ditsu-kun? " Goku tilted his head.
" GAH!? " Vegeta zipped over to Raditsu and slapped his hand over his mouth, " Nothing Kakay! " he said sweetly to
Goku, then turned back to Raditsu, " Hey, I can't have you telling Kakarrotto about things like that! " Vegeta whispered to
him.
" But that's the truth! " Raditsu said, muffled through Vegeta's glove, " Besides, MAYBE if Kakarrotto knows that's
part of what an Oujo does, then he won't want the title anymore. "
" ... " Vegeta thought for a moment, " Huh, that may be...BUT, I'd rather not reveal such things to Kakarrotto at
this point in time. " he nodded.
Raditsu's eyes widened in disbelief, " You get some sort of sick twisted enjoyment out of this, don't you? "
" NO I DO NOT!!! " Vegeta snapped, removing his hand from muffling Raditsu, " That's it, I hereby royally revoke
your position as 2nd class. You're 3rd again. "
Raditsu sweatdropped as he looked around the small table that consisted of the remains of Vegeta's kingdom; two
sleeping fusions, Goku stuffing his face, and himself;, " I think if there were a lot more of us I'd be more depressed about
it, but instead I feel mildly annoyed. " he observed.
Vegeta's shoulders slumped, " I know, such is the effects of having such a small amount of subjects. "
" Veggie? "
" ? " Vegeta glanced across the table to see Goku's mouth and hands covered in melted chocolate.
" Veggie do you have a napkin? "
Vegeta turned a pale green while Raditsu laughed. The ouji grabbed some napkins out of the nearby napkin holder and
wiped the chocolate off Goku's hands while the larger saiyajin's tail wagged back and forth, " You'd make a sloppy oujo
anyway. " he sweatdropped, then almost reached to wipe the other chocolate-covered part of the peasant only to flush bright
red. Vegeta quickly grabbed some more napkins and handed them to Goku instead, " Here. "
Goku wiped his mouth and cheeks clean, " Thank you for helping me clean up little Veggie! " he chriped, them smiled
warmly, " That was VERY nice of you. "
Vegeta's face turned an even brighter red. He glanced over at Raditsu, who was looking a little creeped out at what
the ouji had just done, " Ah... " he quickly propped Goku up and out of his chair, " YoushouldbegoingnowKakarrotto! " Vegeta
said in a hurry.
Goku pouted, " But little Veggie I was just starting to really enjoy sitting down and eating yummy Veggie-made
cookies with you. "
" Well, you can do more of that tommorow on Christmas. " he sputtered, pushing Goku towards the front door, " You,
you want to make sure you get plenty of rest so you can open all those presents tommorow, right? "
" Sure I do, Veggie! " Goku said brightly.
" Then you need your sleep. And the best way to get that is for you to go to bed--which is at your home and not mine.
" Vegeta laughed nervously.
Goku sighed, " Alright Veggie. " he looked over at where Raditsu was still sitting at the table, " Come on Ditsu-kun!
We are going home! "
" Hm? Oh-kay. " Raditsu walked over to him. He put a hand on Goku's arm, then looked down at Vegeta for a moment,
" You're very, very confused aren't you Vegeta? " he said, concerned.
The ouji nodded, putting a hand on his forhead, " Yes Raditsu, very much so. "
And with that the two saiyajin brothers teleported out of sight.
Vegeta glanced back to where the fusions were napping. He shook his head and pulled out a mega-phone, " I guess I
oughta get them awake so they can go to bed. They'll both be sore at me in the morning if they find out I let them sleep at
the TABLE on Christmas Eve Night. "
" ...Dear Diary, today I taught my niichan, Ditsu-kun, how to sense ki. Ji-chan and Goggie tried teaching him how to
go ssj, but it didn't work. Veggie made lots of yummy cookies today and we all had a snowball fight! " Goku paused from
writing and held out the little notebook infront of him that was littered with plushie-like Veggie-doodles. Goku sat ontop of
his bed in his pajamas with the little kinto'un cloud-patterns on them and two fluffy orange slippers on his feet. He also
had a home-made paper oujo-crown on his head that he'd colored in to look like the real one in Vegeta's room.
He read over what he had wrote and started to slowly print again while quietly dictating to himself while he did so.
" Veggie has a special surprise present just for me I know it! I cannot wait until Veggie sees the gift I made just
for him. I worked so very hard on it I just know little Veggie's gonna luv it just as much as I will luv Veggie's gift to
me. " he paused again, " Today I also saved Veggie from two giant kaka-germs, one of which ate him until I pulled Veggie out.
Veggie also did something very nice for me today. After I ate my cookies and got my hands all chocolatey Veggie wiped them
clean with some napkins. I am going to try and do something *extra-nice* for Veggie tommorow to thank him....I wish little
Veggie was here right now. We could have a sleepover and eat smores and have a big pillow-fight and watch scary movies and
share secrets with each other and Veggie could crown me his oujo! I luv my little Veggie... " the large saiyajin's cheeks
turned pink.
" GOKU!! ARE YOU STILL UP? " Chi-Chi's voice called from outside the door.
Goku yelped and quickly dove overtop of the little notebook and stuffed his paper-crown under his pillow.
Chi-Chi opened the door to see Goku flopped onto his stomach facing the foot of the bed. She sweatdropped, " Go-chan
it's 8:30pm, go to sleep. " she laughed lightly at his position.
" Oh-kay Chi-chan! " Goku said happily, his tail wagging behind him. He watched as Chi-Chi left and closed the door
behind her. Instantly Goku sat up again and whipped his paper-oujo-crown back out and plopped it on his head, " ...and I had
no idea it was getting this late so I have to go to bed now. " he went back to printing, " OH! And remember, eating mistletoe
is bad because it makes me think naughty little thoughts that I am not allowed to think so more eating mistletoe oh-kay?
Goodnight! " he finished, then leaned over the side of his bed and slid the little notebook underneath his bed. Goku took off
the paper-oujo-crown and put that under the bed beside the notebook, then flopped back onto his bed. The large saiyajin
pulled the covers up over himself and fell into a blissful sleep.
" *KNOCK*KNOCK*KNOCK*, *KNOCK*KNOCK*KNOCK*! "
" Huh? " Goku opened his eyes sleepily and looked at the clock, 6:35am, " Oh my! I am an hour later than usual! "
" *knock*knock*. "
The large saiyajin turned to the source of the knocking, which was the wall right next to his bedroom window. A huge
grin covered his face, " VEGGIE! " he lept off the bed, " Veggie's here to wish me an early Merry Christmas!!! " Goku gushed
as he slid across the floor and skidded to a halt before the window. He pulled open the blinds and peeked out, " MERRY
CHRISTMAS, LITTLE VEH-- " Goku froze in place to see what looked like the stomach of a gigantic snow-creature before him.
He opened the window and poked his head out only to gasp, " --GEE!? "
Sitting there out infront of Goku's 2nd floor window was a Snow-Veggie that looked exactly like the Vegeta-sized one
that appeared on his house's doorstep the previous Christmas. Only this Snow-Veggie was as big as the house. Goku's eyes
widened in shock, " Oh my goodness... " he flew out of the window and up to meet the Snow-Veggie face-to-face. It's eyeballs
were two huge vertical plates of chocolate. It's nose was a smaller dollop of chocolate, and it's big smile was formed from
dozens of freshly-baked chocolate-chip-cookies. The Snow-Veggie's training uniform was brown instead of it's usual blue.
Goku shyly swiped a bit of the snow off the Snow-Veggie's shoulder and ate it only to gasp with delight, " This isn't
snow...it's ICE-CREAM!!! " he squealed. He quickly tried some of the 'uniform', " And this is CHOCOLATE ice cream! " Goku
quickly dashed back into his room and pulled out two conveniently-placed bottles of hot-fudge and peanut-butter sauce, then
blasted out through the window again to enjoy his special Christmas-Morning snack.
" 8:37. That's weird. Toussan's usually up by now. " Gohan scratched his head as he, Goten, and Chi-Chi sat in the
living room. Goten was eagerly shaking his presents up and down trying to figure out what was in them.
Chi-Chi sighed, " I told him not to go to bed so late. "
Suddenly the door to Goku's room creaked open and out waddled an unbelievably content Goku with a huge smile on his
face. The large saiyajin waddled down the steps to where the other family members were.
" Go-chan! " Chi-Chi smiled at him, " You're up! Where were you? "
Goku beamed at her in a daze, " I went to ice-cream heaven, Chi-chan. " he patted his stomach.
Goten grinned, " There's an ice-cream HEAVEN? "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Goten your Toussan was just dreaming, that's all. " she laughed.
" No Chi-chan I was not--at least, I do not think I was. " Goku said, confused. Something fell out of his pocket and
landed on the floor. A now-empty bottle of hot-fudge.
Chi-Chi stared at the bottle, " Huh. " she said, confused, " Oh well, let's get to opening the presents, oh-kay
everyone! " she smiled.
" HOORAY!! " Goku cheered. He and Goten dove at their particular presents and began wrapping them all at light-speed
while Gohan took a slightly more careful unwrapping approach.
Chi-Chi clasped her hands together as she grabbed a few presents of her own, " I have a feeling this is going to
finally be a GOOD Christmas! "
" This is a GREAT Christmas! " Chi-Chi beamed. It was almost 12:00pm and there had been no word from Vegeta. No
telephone-songs, no "Snow-Veggies" on their doorstep, no nothing.
" Heeheehee, so nice 'n warm. " Goku cheerfully waddled by in his gi and in a brand-new brown leather-jacket with
"Son Goku" on the back in a lighter shade of brown, " Thank u Chi-chan! "
" You're welcome Goku-san. " Chi-Chi smiled. She finished wrapping the final food she had made to bring to Capsule
Corp with them, " Heh-heh, THESE will teach that Ouji a lesson. "
" What's in there, Chi-chan? " Goku asked.
" Cookies. " Chi-Chi said simply.
" COOKIES? But Chi-chan, VEGGIE already MADE cookies. "
" Exactly. " she nodded, " Seeing that I'm pretty much through with trying to actually KILL the little monster, I've
decided there's more creative ways to best him. " she smirked, " I'm going to have a cookie-contest by having you try one of
my cookies versus one of the Ouji's to decide which of us is the better baker. "
" *GASP*! But Chi-chan! I could NEVER choose between something yummy you made and something yummy Veggie made! " Goku
gasped.
" Exactly. " she said, " THAT'S why it will be anonymous. "
" Anonymous? " Goku blinked.
" Yes, anonymous--meaning that the cookies will both be on the same plate and take one from each side of the plate,
then after eating each one, tell us which cookie you liked better. " she explained.
" I, I GUESS that's oh-kay... " Goku said uneasily.
" Great! " Chi-Chi pumped her fist in the air, " Now help me get the other packages into the car and we'll pick up
your brother on the way to Capsule Corp. "
Goku cheered, " CHRISTMAS-TIME AT VEGGIE'S!! HOORAY! "
" Ohhhh... " Vegeta sat on the couch in the living-room, fumbling nervously with the capsule he had used to
capsulize the stretch-limo he had bought for Goku which contained many more wrapped presents and a built-in hot-tub. The
little ouji shifted uneasily, " I hope Kakay likes it. " a blush-line appeared over his nose.
" Hey there Vegeta! " Bulma said happily as she leaned over the side of the couch, " Merry Christmas! "
" You're in a good mood. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" A WONDERFUL mood actually! " she whipped out a spray-bottle from behind her containing a greenish liquid, " I
created my very first bottle of "Peasant-Repel" last night. We can test it out once Son-kun gets here! " Bulma said, then
paused, " Hey what's in there? " she pointed to the capsule.
The little ouji's face flushed bright red, " My present for Kakay. "
" Oh! I get it, you capsulized it to make it seem more of a surprise. " Bulma nodded.
" I capsulized it because it was so big. "
" ...oh. " Bulma paled slightly, " What, is it? "
The little ouji's mouth quirked up into a smile, " A surprise. "
" A surprise. " she said flatly.
Vegeta nodded, " You'll get to see what it is "once Son-kun gets here". " he paraphrased her.
" Heehee, cheeky. " Bulma chuckled.
" *rattle*rattle*rattle* "
Bulma and Vegeta looked over the couch to see the two fusions sitting there infront of the tree in their pajamas
shaking their presents again.
" Gah?! What are you two still doing in your pajamas! Everyone's going to be here any minute! It's almost 12:30pm! "
Bulma gawked, only to pull a double-take to see the fusions now suddenly wearing their usual clothes again. The sudden
change of clothes without the fusions changing position in such a flash caused Bulma's brain to suddenly get very dizzy,
" ...I, need to lie down. " she sat on the couch next to Vegeta.
" *DING-DONG*! "
" I got it! " Bulma instantly lept to her feet, alert and energetic again.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " You DO need to lie down. "
Bulma twitched, slightly annoyed, " Oh shuddup. " she said, " Besides, as the host of this party it would be a shame
for me to not be able to invite my own guests in! "
" They all get here at once, why bother. " Vegeta shrugged, then tucked his gift to Goku away in his pants pocket,
which he promptly zipped shut and then followed Bulma to the door.
" Why hello! " Bulma said cheerfully once she opened the door. Outside was just about everyone in the usual gang with
the exception of the Son family.
" Figures Kakarrotto's not here yet. " Vegeta sighed, disappointed.
" Kuririn, Juuhachigou, Marron, Yamcha, Tenshinhan, Launch--I haven't seen you in forever!, Chaoutzu, Piccolo come
in! " Bulma smiled.
" Oh Bulma who's this? He looks almost like Goku. " blue-hairred Launch said in surprise as she poked Vegeta, who
sweatdropped at being poked in the first place.
" Of course! You two have never met! " Bulma clasped her hands together, " Launch, this is my husband Vegeta. Vegeta,
this is Tenshinhan's girlfriend, Launch! "
" Hi. " Vegeta said flatly as he shook her hand, " I'm, not related to Kakarrotto. I'm just the same species. "
" Pleasure to meet you, Vegeta. " Launch smiled, then paused to let out a few small gasps. Everyone but Vegeta froze
on the spot. The ouji, still shaking her hand, cocked an eyebrow in confusion at why, " *ACHOO*!! " Launch let out a sneeze.
Vegeta pulled a double-take to see her hair now blonde and her eyes now green, " Wah?? "
" AAARGH! " Launch chucked the little ouji upward and into the ceiling, then whipped out two guns and started firing
them off, " WHERE THE HECK AM I AND WHAT'S GOING ON!! " she screamed angrily, then let out another sneeze and reverted back
to her blue-hair and blue-eyed form. Launch cluelessly looked down and sweatdropped to see she was holding two pistols,
" Oops! Haha, sorry about that. "
Vegeta twitched, still smushed into the ceiling, " You can say that again. " he pulled himself free and jumped to the
ground, then sent a death-glare at Bulma.
" Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you! Launch has a split-personality complex. " Bulma laughed, " We're all just so used to
it that I forgot you two for some weird reason never met each other. "
" Weird...yeah. " Vegeta grumbled, dusting himself off, " She has two personalities, he has three eyes. They're
PERFECT for each other. " the ouji said sarcastically, " I'm going to check on my pastries. " he sighed as he left for the
kitchen, " Call me when Kakarrotto gets here, alright? "
" Sure, Vegeta! " Bulma called out after him, then turned to Launch, " He's a really sweet guy sometimes, he just
gets grumpy every once in a while. " she laughed nervously, then boasted, " Did I mention that he's the prince of an entire
planet? "
" Wow! Royalty! Way to go Bulma! " Launch said, impressed.
" HO HO HO HO HO! Why thank you! " Bulma laughed proudly.
Vegeta rolled his eyes in the kitchen. His saiyajin hearing picking up what was going on in the other room. The
little ouji put on his oven mitts and opened the oven, then took out a tray of blueberry muffins and sat them on the counter.
" *Ding-Dong*! " the doorbell rang. Vegeta glanced over at it, waiting to see what would follow.
" *DING*DONG*DING*DONG*DING*DONG*DING*DONG*DING*DONG!!!! " the doorbell started ringing over-excitedly.
Vegeta grinned, " Kakarrotto's here! " he clasped his hands together, then made a bee-line for the door. The ouji
skidded to a halt before the door, then took the present for Goku out of his pants pocket and neatly opened the door,
" Kakarrotto? "
" VEGGIE! MERRY CHRISTMAS! " Goku squealed, grabbing the little ouji and hugging him tightly, " Oh Veggie I missed u
so much I am so happy to see you! "
" You saw me yesterday. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" I know, but it feels so long a-go. " Goku nodded, then squeezed tighter, " MMMMM~~ "
" Goku, just put it down. " Chi-Chi grumbled.
Vegeta glanced down at her from up where Goku had him plopped, " Ahh, Onna. It feels like forever since YOU have been
around. "
" I've been busy getting my mind back in order and getting things ready for the holidays. " she nodded, still glaring
at him.
" As have I. " Vegeta smirked, then turned back to Goku, " Say Kakarrotto, speaking of the holidays, how did you
enjoy my festive, edible sculpture this morning? Was it 'yummy'? "
" Oh Veggie it was ~*delicious*~!! " Goku exclaimed happily, " It filled my tummy right up! "
Chi-Chi gave sharp tug on Goku's sleeve, pulling him down to her height, " WHAT "festive edible sculpture" are you
talking about, Go-chan? "
" The...one made out of ice-cream that Veggie left by my window this morning? " Goku squeaked out.
" It was as tall as your house, Onna! I don't see HOW you could have missed it. " Vegeta chuckled.
Chi-Chi paused for a moment, then her eyes suddenly widened, " ...it was one of those Snow-Oujis...wasn't it? "
" More like "Ice-cream-Oujis" to be exact, but you get the general idea. " Vegeta slid out of Goku's grasp and
landed on the floor, " It was a masterpiece to say the least. "
Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes, " Ouji, there is NO WAY you could have had enough time and ice-cream to make a giant
"Ice-cream-Ouji" on Goku's side of the house's lawn. "
" You're very much correct Onna. " Vegeta nodded.
Chi-Chi blinked, suddenly confused, " ...wha??? "
" You see I created the basic shape and form of the ice-cream-sculpture with only a few gallons of ice-cream. Then I
used Bulma's enlarging ray--which I had remembered still existed by what Kakarrotto and my fusion-babies had done earlier
with the cookie--to enlarge the sculpture. I then used two huge sheets of chocolate I made myself, a smaller sheet for it's
nose, and then to top it off, used dozens of cookies for the mouth, and there you have it. " Vegeta said proudly, " A MUCH
more advanced creation than that snow-sculpture I left on your doorstep last year. Plus, the newer version was entirely
edible! "
Chi-Chi turned to Goku in shock, " You ATE a giant ICE-CREAM-OUJI for BREAKFAST?! "
Goku twiddled his thumbs embarassingly, " I could not help it Chi-chan. It was so tasty and I even had those bottles
of hot fudge and peanut-butter-topping lying around to make it even more tasty. "
" Ohhhhh... " Chi-Chi groaned, sickened, " Just, go inside Goku-san. "
" K! " Goku chirped and dashed inside.
Chi-Chi looked back to where Gohan, Goten, and Raditsu were trying to get the packages out of the trunk, " Are you
three doing alright? "
" We're fine, Kaasan! " Gohan called back, giving her an oh-kay sign.
" Good! " she called out after them.
Gohan, Goten, and Raditsu walked up to the front door carrying the packages.
" Why isn't Kakay carrying any? " Vegeta asked Chi-Chi as she went inside with a package of her own in her arms.
" Oh, Goku has an important cookie-contest to judge. I can't let him strain himself. " she smirked.
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow, " ..."cookie-contest"? "
" She's going to have Goku eat one of her cookies and one of yours and decide whose is better. " Gohan said lamely as
he walked inside.
" WHAT?! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Hey at least she's not trying to kill you anymore. " Gohan pointed out, " I have no problem with her just wanting
a cookie-contest. "
Vegeta sighed.
Goten entered, " HI Veggie-san! " he chirped happily.
" Hi Goten. " Vegeta waved.
" ...help? "
The ouji glanced back and sweatdropped to see Raditsu carrying a pile of packages too high for him to enter the
door with. Vegeta grabbed half of them and set them down.
" Thanks Vegeta. " Raditsu laughed nervously, then walked inside, " Merry Christmas, everybody! "
" !? " everyone with the exception of Goku's family and Bulma's family instantly froze in shock, some--namely those
who had met Raditsu before--in terror.
" Uh... " Raditsu trailed off, confused.
Vegeta sniffled, " I miss the days when they used to cower in fear when I entered a room. "
" Ah, there there. " Raditsu sweatdropped and patted him on the back.
" B-b-b-b-BulmAAA! " Kuririn stammered, " What's HE doing here!? Piccolo KILLED him a long time ago--right? "
" Yeah, but you see Raditsu recently came back as one of the zombies that were attacking the planet last month and
Shenlong just happened to be there and Goku wished his brother back to life before he could get sucked back to otherworld. "
she explained.
" But Bulma, he's EVIL!! " Yamcha gawked, " ...right? "
" He's not evil he was just being heavily influenced by the Ouji! " Chi-Chi exclaimed from the other end of the room,
" Besides, he's GOKU'S BROTHER. How evil could he be? It's not like he's related to the OUJI. "
" But, he, he smacked me into the Kame House just by using his TAIL? " Kuririn said, still looking frightened.
Raditsu glanced down at his tail, which shook a bit. He looked back at the others, " My tail says he's sorry for
smacking you. " Raditsu's tail closed the door behind him, " He's pretty big, he can't help it sometimes. "
The others watched him, still at unease as Raditsu walked into the room.
" They fear you. " Vegeta said, impressed, then turned to the group, " You know I WAS in verbal contact with him
the whole time through the scouters! "
The others went back to what they were doing. Vegeta's shoulders slumped in place.
" Oww my pride. "
" Aww... " Goku frowned, then walked over to the little ouji and hugged him, " I am sorry little Veggie, but, but I
am sure you are still feared SOMEWHERE deep in outer space. "
Vegeta groaned and squeezed out of the hug, embarassed, " I'm going back to check on my muffins. " he sighed.
" I'll come with you Veggie! " Goku said happily, dashing after him. He paused and looked over his shoulder, " I will
be right back, Ditsu-kun! "
" Alright Kakarrotto. " Raditsu waved to him and went to sit down with the rest of the Son family. He paused when he
felt someone tapping him on the shoulder and looked up to see Piccolo, " Ah....hi. "
" You kidnapped chibi Gohan. " Piccolo stated.
" So did you. Chi-Chi told me. " Raditsu pointed to her.
" ... " Piccolo sweatdropped, " You were also the first to strike fear into my heart. REAL fear. Not Goku-ish
let's-embarass-"Piccy"-unintentionally fear either. You also threatened us. "
" ...ah, I never carried any of those threats out. "
" That's because I killed you. "
Raditsu let out a low whistle of discomfort, then looked over at his nephews and Chi-Chi and shrugged.
" Piccolo-san he's not a threat to us anymore. " Gohan sweatdropped.
" Hai! Besides, Goku-san's teaching him all about Earth and if there's anyone who can drain any leftover
Ouji-influence out of him, Goku can! " Chi-Chi said.
Piccolo thought for a moment, " I suppose if GOHAN says he's oh-kay...alright. But I still think you should watch
him. He can be sneaky. " he said, turning around and walking back to where he had been.
Raditsu sweatdropped, " Which I get from my PARENTS and not VEGETA! " he paused and blinked, " Where is Vegeta
again? "
" Who cares. " Chi-Chi shrugged, then handed a present to Goten, " Look what I found under the tree for you,
Goten! "
The chibi grinned and took the wrapped present, " HOORAY! "
" Maybe I SHOULD have put less blueberries in them. " Vegeta folded his arms as he looked at the cooling muffins,
which were now tinted a slight blueish tone.
" I like how they look Veggie! It makes 'um look even yummier. " Goku smiled at the little ouji, then glanced back
and waddled to the kitchen doors and promptly yet quietly closed them, " Heehee! "
" ... " Vegeta instantly felt uneasy at what the larger saiyajin had done, " Ahh, I WAS going to go right back out
there you know, Kakarrotto. "
" Shh! " Goku made a shushing face, then anxiously dashed over to Vegeta and plopped the ouji down in one of the
kitchen chairs, then sat in the chair next to him and pulled out a medium-sized package. The package was slightly overwrapped
, but you could tell it was still carefully done, " I worked hard making sure I wrapped it just right for little Veggie. "
the larger saiyajin blushed lightly, then handed to Vegeta, " Here Veggie open it. "
Vegeta looked down at the present, then up at the mushful expression on Goku's face and felt the redness start to
heat up in his face, he looked back at the present, ::Kakarrotto must've worked unusually hard on this for him to want me to
open it in PRIVATE:: Vegeta thought with a mental sweatdrop. He carefully unwrapped it while keeping his eyes focused on the
box instead of Goku--who Vegeta was sure schooched closer and closer to him with every second he took unwrapping the gift.
Vegeta lifted the top of the box off to reveal the contents inside. It was a 2 foot-long piece of sewn white fluffy
fabric. The ouji blinked and took it out. He glanced over at Goku's hands, which still had quite a few little bandaids on
them from the by-now mostly healed pokes, " You made this. " he murmured, then looked back at the fabric and turned bright
red. Vegeta let out a mental groan, ::Oh dear GOD, it can't get any mushier than THIS!::
" Hm? " Goku tilted his head and smiled sweetly.
Vegeta twitched, ::He got himself poked by a sewing needle a dozen times just MAKING this for me. Kakarrotto's
PETRIFIED of needles! THAT'S dedication!:: his faced turned an even brighter red.
" Little Veggie? "
" Wha?! " Vegeta shook himself out of his thoughts, " Ah, thank you, Kakarrotto. It's--- "
" --two things in one! " Goku chirped.
" Huh? "
Goku took the piece of fabric, " You see, when it's really cold outside you can use it as a scarf, but when it's warm
you could use it as a gi sash! See? "
" Hm, that's very creative of you, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta smirked, his unease finally starting to leave him.
" OOH! Veggie here! " Goku whipped out another present and grinned, " It's Veggie's lil blue gi! To go with the first
present--sometimes. "
" Well, thank you again Kakarrotto. " the smaller saiyajin ripped off the wrapping paper and opened the box to reveal
the little blue gi, " It's very..nice. "
" Then Veggie try it on for me! " Goku said happily.
" GAH!? " Vegeta sweatdropped, " It's very nice, AND covered in kaka-germs. " he grumbled.
Goku pouted, " But Veggie! "
" Heh-heh-heh, bye-bye, Ouji-brain. " Chi-Chi snickered as she poked her head through the kitchen door.
" Hahahahahahaha---huh? " Bulma paused from laughing at something Kuririn pointed out, when she noticed Chi-Chi
peeking through the slightly-open kitchen door. Bulma got up and walked over, then peeked inside from behind her to see Goku
holding out the little blue gi while Vegeta was trying to come up with excuses not to try it on.
" Eep! " Bulma squeaked out, then whipped her bottle of Peasant-Repel out from behind her back, " VEGETA CATCH! " she
shouted as and chucked the bottle at Vegeta only to bean the unsuspecting ouji in the head.
" OWW! " Vegeta exclaimed as he caught the bottle before it hit the floor, " BULMA!! "
" Heh, sorry. " Bulma laughed nervously, then gave him a thumbs-up and zipped back to where she had been sitting.
" Hn.. " Vegeta looked at the bottle, then cautiously took the little blue gi from Goku and walked over to the other
side of the room. He held out the gi, then sprayed some of the contents of the bottle at it. His eyes widened as hundreds of
little kaka-germs fell off the gi and landed on the floor. Vegeta whipped out a magnifying glass and held it over them only
to see the kaka-germs were now all fast asleep, " It knocks them out? " he sweatdropped at the bottle, then sprayed a little
on his finger only to gawk, " It feels like some sort of slippery butter!? "
" What does, little Veggie? " Goku asked, then glanced down at the floor and gasped, " My little germies! They all
fell asleep! " he picked them up to hear dozens of little snoring noises coming from the kaka-germs.
A smile slowly spred across Vegeta's face, " Thank you Bulma. " he smiled while holding the bottle out infront of
him.
" Veggie gonna try on his kawaii lil gi now? " Goku said sweetly.
Vegeta smirked at the bottle of Peasant-Repel, " Yes Kakarrotto, I think I will. " he looked around for a good place
to change clothes where Goku couldn't see him during the process. The ouji pulled all the blinds down on the windows, " Ahh,
Kakarrotto? Do you mind turning around while I get dressed? " he sweatdropped.
" But why little Veggie? " Goku blinked cluelessly.
" Because I don't want you to see me striping because I'll end up having nightmares about a distorted version of
such events because my mind has decided it wants to try and drive me crazy!! " Vegeta exclaimed.
Chi-Chi pulled her head out of the doorway and closed the door behind her, " Mwahaha! The Ouji's losing his mind!
This is GREAT! "
" EGG NOG? "
" GAH?! " Chi-Chi yelped to see she was now face-to-glass with a hearty-helping of egg-nog. She glanced up and
sweatdropped to see Vejitto holding out the glass with a huge Goku-ish grin on his face. Chi-Chi twitched and pulled a bag
of something out of her pocket she held for such a situation, " Coffee Candy? " she said flatly, smirking and holding it out
infront of the large fusion's face.
Vejitto's expression turned to a near-mirror of Goku's after seeing a needle or Vegeta's after being confronted by a
giant slimy worm. He waddled away only to have Gogeta tap him on the shoulder. Vejitto turned to see his fellow-fusion's
cheeks puffed up and full of egg-nog. Gogeta smirked. Vejitto smirked back and took a huge glug of the egg-nog carton. The
two waddled back to where Chi-Chi was talking to Gohan, each tapped her on each shoulder. Chi-Chi turned around just in time
to see the two fusions before a gigantic splatter of egg-nog covered her vision and her entire head.
" Heeheeheeheeheee! " Gogeta giggled.
" I was just trying to spread Christmas Cheer. " Vejitto said innocently, then started to giggle as well, " You could
have just said "no thank you", Chi-Chi. "
" Yeah Onna! Hahaha! " Gogeta laughed.
Chi-Chi twitched, annoyed. She slowly wiped the nog off her eyes and prepared to grab her bazooka only to freeze in
place when she realized it wasn't there because she was trying to give up such habits. Instead she then powered up and a
bright red ki shook around her. Both fusions stared at her with clueless expressions on their faces, " WAIT'LL I GET MY HANDS
ON YOU!! "
" WHOA KAASAN! " Gohan exclaimed with worry and grabbed her to try and keep her from tackling the fusions, " Don't do
that you don't want Toussan to see you attack THEM! "
" GOHAN LET GO OF ME RIGHT NOW! HE SHOWED ME THAT EGG-NOG AS A JOKE BECAUSE BUU TURNED ME INTO AN EGG LIKE HE TURNED
HIM INTO A PIECE OF COFFEE CANDY!! " Chi-Chi snapped at him.
Gogeta patted his brother on the shoulder, " Poor Jitto. "
Vejitto sweatdropped.
" Haha, hahahaha. " Gohan laughed nervously, " Kaasan you don't want to slip back into that mode of thought, ya know.
Think of "the FUTURE". "
Chi-Chi's eyes widened to two huge black saucers, " "The FUTURE".....oh Goku-san.. " she gulped, then relaxed in
place. Gohan cautiously let go of her. Chi-Chi took a deep breath to calm down, then walked up to Vejitto and nervously
shook his hand, " Ah, I uh, I'm sorry for percieving your "Christmas cheer" as an insult, uh, Vejitto. " she had a bit of
trouble saying the name, " After all, you DO actually call me by my name instead of using Oujispeak. "
" No harm done! " Vejitto chirped.
" Uh-huh. " Chi-Chi let go, then sweatdropped, " I'm going to go wash my hand. "
" You really should wash your head first. " Gogeta pointed out, " Egg nog dries pretty fast, Onna. It's hard to get
out of your hair too and it leaves a smelly, egg-like scent behind. "
" Yeah, you wouldn't want any birds to mistake the smell of your head for an egg and try to hatch your head open. "
Vejitto grinned.
" Hai! Besides you act like it's already cracked to begin with! " Gogeta grinned as well.
Chi-Chi sent a glare at Gogeta, " Don't YOU start now. "
" Better hurry! " Gogeta said cheerfully, pointing to his own head.
Chi-Chi shook her head and walked into one of the nearest bathrooms to wash up.
" OH VEGGIE!! " Goku gushed as the little ouji walked out wearing the little blue gi, his cheeks a bright red.
Goku zipped over to where Vegeta stood and glomped him, " VEGGIE LOOKS SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE! "
" Ah, thank you Kakay. " Vegeta laughed nervously.
Goku looked at the scarf/gi-sash and smiled warmly, " Does, does little Veggie want me to tie it around Veggie's lil
waist for him? "
" Umm, ya know Kakarrotto, I'm not so sure that's a good ide--ahh-- " Vegeta froze in place as the larger saiyajin
took each end of the gi-sash and gently tied it around the ouji's waist.
" --there. Now Veggie's lil gi pants won't fall down when we're sparring together! " Goku said happily, then looked
up curiously to see Vegeta's face glowing bright red, " Veggie? "
Vegeta nervously whipped out the Peasant-Repel and promptly sprayed his face causing instant relief. The kaka-germs
instantly feel into a deep sleep and slipped right off of him. Vegeta then quickly sprayed the part of his clothes that Goku
had just had his hands all over, " *WHEW*. Thank you AGAIN, Bulma. " he smiled weakly at the bottle.
" Come on little Veggie! " Goku grabbed Vegeta by the hands, " Let's go show everybody how snazzy you look in your
cute lil gi! " he chirped.
" S--sure. " Vegeta made sure to hold onto the Peasant-Repel tightly with his tail, seeing as Goku had both his hands
now as they left the kitchen and entered the living room.
" Everybody lookit how CUTE my Veggie is in his brand-new super-special little GI! " Goku exclaimed as he hugged the
ouji tightly against him.
Everyone in the room instantly turned to see them both wide-eyed. With the exception of the change of colors and the
lack of an undershirt, Vegeta's gi was near-identical to Goku's.
Raditsu looked down at his own maroon gi and scratched his head wondering what was so shocking about Vegeta wearing
one.
Bulma's eyes bugged out of her head at how freakishly well the gi fitted Vegeta until she noticed Nango swaying back
and forth in the air curled around a now 3/4th's full bottle of Peasant-Repel. Bulma sighed with relief at the sight of the
bottle, then gasped again when she realized that was the only bottle she had made of it. She dashed over to Vegeta and Goku,
" Vegeta I need to borrow the Peasant-Repel! "
" What for, it works PERFECTLY! " Vegeta grinned at her, the parts he had sprayed slippery enough so that the
kaka-germs had to work extra-hard to crawl onto his body from Goku's, and even then some making the journey were starting to
feel quite sleepy.
" BECAUSE that's the only bottle I have and you've already emptied a fourth of it out! " Bulma said, worried.
" So? "
" SO! If you run out of that before I can make more I won't know HOW to make more because of the very-specific amount
of ingrediants I used!! " she explained.
" Oh. " Vegeta said, then reached to get it, " Alright. "
" *prrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* " a long, silent, soothing rumble occured from behind Vegeta, who
only felt it due to being so closely pressed against his peasant.
Vegeta paled, " Oh dear God, I think Kakarrotto just PURRED. " he winced in terror.
" What? " Bulma cocked an eyebrow.
" He did. I've never heard Kakarrotto purr before...but he just did. " Vegeta said in a frightened, faraway voice,
" I should get out of this gi... "
Bulma sweatdropped, " Oh Vegeta you'll be fine! Besides that was probably just his STOMACH. " she reached for the
bottle.
" NODONTTAKEITAWAYNOW!! " the ouji yelped, then let out a squeak of shock when Bulma pulled the bottle free of his
tail. Nango shook it's tip at her like a fist.
" Vegeta, that stuff SHOULD last you for long enough for the time it'll take me to go create some more of this as
backup. " Bulma nodded, " It's pretty tough stuff! " she said determindly and gave him a thumbs-up, " After all, I created
it. "
" Uh-huh. " Vegeta said flatly, then let out a small whimper of dispair as Bulma dashed off with his newly-beloved
bottle of Peasant-Repel, " ...my cure. " he said in a tiny little voice.
Goku plopped Vegeta down on his feet and stared at how the ouji looked in his gi admiringly, " Veggie looks just like
my DREAM-VEGGIE now! "
Vegeta looked back at Goku and sweatdropped, " Your "dream-Veggie"? "
" Yup! Dream-Veggie's got a cute lil gi just like yours with lil yellow 'n white boots styled like mine and two cute
lil wristbands the same color as your gloves! We talk about stuff all the time together in my dreams! " Goku said cheerfully,
" Dream-Veggie ALWAYS makes me feel better! "
Vegeta sighed, " At least you can CONTROL your dreams... " he said with slight envy, then smirked and held out his
gift, " This, " Vegeta grinned, " Is my gift to YOU, Kakay. "
" *GASP*! " Goku gasped with sheer glee, " OH BOY!! " he reached for the capsule only to have Vegeta hold it out of
his reach.
" Shh! " Vegeta shh'ed, " Kakarrotto, this present, once uncapsulized, will be too BIG to fit within this one room.
Meaning you'll have to "unwrap" it outside. "
" Hn...it sounds like a TRICK to me. "
Vegeta looked over his shoulder to see a very wet-headed Chi-Chi watching them, " What happened to you? " Vegeta
sweatdropped, pointing to her wet head.
" You can thank your half-Goku ouji-spawn for that. " Chi-Chi grumbled.
Vegeta looked around the room for Vejitto and Gogeta and spotted them drinking egg-nog and munching on a variety of
cookies the ouji had baked earlier in the day. They held up their glasses of egg-nog and saluted Vegeta. He turned back to
Chi-Chi and smirked, " Well, I'm going to have to reward them for that. "
" Are you. " Chi-Chi folded her arms, annoyed.
Vegeta turned toward the front door, " Come Kakay, you want to see the AMAZING present I bought you, right? " he
said proudly.
" YAY! Veggie presents just for ME! " Goku squealed, following him outside. He jogged up to Vegeta and smiled widely
at him, " Hey Veggie, after u are doing showing me my pretty present, Veggie's gotta come back inside so I can show Veggie
all the OTHER presents I got for u! "
" You have MORE presents for-- " Vegeta said in shock, then smirked, " Well, you are a very generous peasant, aren't
you, Kakay? "
" Heeheehee. " Goku giggled.
The two saiyajins reached the edge of the sidewalk. Vegeta handed the capsule to Goku, who took the ribbon off of it
and prepared to toss it to the ground. The smaller saiyajin backed up while he did so. Goku tossed the capsule to the ground
to reveal a brand-new stretch-limo.
Goku gasped with delight, " AAAAAAAAAAH!!! It's a LIMO!! HAHA! My very own LIMO! Oh WOW Veggie! " Goku bounced around
from different sides of the vehicle, " IT'S SO PRETTY!! " he zipped back over to Vegeta and glomped him, " OH THANK YOU,
VEGGIE-CHAN!!! "
" Hee~~ " Vegeta face turned bright red as a dazed grin appeared on his face.
" EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! " a scream pierced the air.
" Wha? " Vegeta turned his head over his shoulder, still in a daze. Chi-Chi was standing in the doorway with a look
of pure shock on her face while pointing shakily at the vehicle, " Haha, Onna's SPEECHLESS that I got you such a wonderful
gift, Kakay-chan. "
Goku plopped Vegeta down, " Isn't it a GREAT present Veggie got me, Chi-chan! "
" It-it-it-it-it-it-IT'S THE LIMO!!! "
" WOW Onna, you're SO observant! " Vegeta said in a mock-surprise way.
" NO YOU CRAZY OUJI!! THAT'S THE LIMO FROM THE FUTURE!! YOUR SUPER-EVIL FUTURE-SELF GAVE GOKU A RIDE AROUND IN THAT
WHEN I FIRST MET THEM IN THE FUTURE!! " Chi-Chi screamed at him, walking up the two saiyajins.
Vegeta paled for a moment, then laughed it off, " HAHAHA! Ah Onna, you're just trying to mess with my mind. "
" No, this is the limo. " Chi-Chi tapped it, " I definately recognize it. "
" Onna, there's no possible way it could be the same limo. Besides, it would have to be CONSTANTLY updated if it were
to last for an entire CENTURY. " Vegeta snickered.
" ... " Chi-Chi just shook her head at him, " This is it Ouji. "
" Well, if you're so positive Onna, tell me, who was driving the vehicle, me, or Kakay? "
" Neither of you. It drove on its own. " she said as-a-matter-of-factly.
" ... " Vegeta's pupils widened three times over and he became immensely quiet.
Chi-Chi gasped, " Oh my God it drives on it's own, doesn't it? " she pointed to the limo.
Vegeta slumped in place and fell back onto his bottom on the grass, " ... "
" Ouji? " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes at him.
Vegeta's bottom left eyelid twitched as he stared off into space.
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! CHI-CHAN COME LOOK! There's presents INSIDE the limo TOO! " Goku said excitedly, opening
one of the doors to the limo.
Chi-Chi looked back at the now-shuddering Vegeta suspiciously, " Goku, I'm going to say a few letters and numbers and
I want YOU to tell me if THAT'S what it says on it's licence-plate. "
Vegeta twitched again.
" Oh-kay! " Goku dashed over and looked at the licence-plate.
" Ready? "
" Ready! "
Chi-Chi cleared her throat, " K, A, K, Y, - 1, 0, 1. "
" YAY! CHI-CHAN WINS! " Goku cheered, " WOW Chi-chan that was a-mazing! "
" Thank you, Goku-san. " she smiled.
Vegeta head tilted downward and he cupped his head in his hands, letting out a small worried whimper, " Eeehh.. "
" Veggie? " Goku turned his attention to the ouji instantly at the sound of the little noise, " Oh VEGGIE! " he
teleported over to Vegeta and gave him a hug, " Veggie why are you sitting on the ground like that? I luv the beautiful car
you gave me. And there's so many presents inside it too! "
" "Kaky-101" sounds more like a school course to me. " Chi-Chi said as she examined the licence plate.
Vegeta tried to recompose his thoughts. He shakily stood up and took a deep breath, " I suppose...as long as I have
that Peasant-Repel that Bulma created, I should have no problems with that one possible future. Who knows, MAYBE it's
invention won't stop me from buying you nice things, or even stop us from going off into deep space, but it'll CERTAINLY stop
the kaka-germs from giving me that uncurable kaka-disease and that's all that really matters. " he nodded, " Right. "
" That's the spirit, Veggie! Be optometrist! " Goku cheered.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " It's optimistic, Kakarrotto. "
Goku grinned, " Yes it is! " he patted Vegeta on the shoulder. The ouji sweatdropped even larger. He took a package
out the limo, " Ooh! I'm taking this one inside with me! It's so shiny! "
" Alright. " Vegeta said, then hit the button on the keys that caused the car to lock up. He put the keys back in his
pocket and walked past Chi-Chi, " After all Kakay, I'm sure it wilil be MUCH more enjoyable for you to open up all the
wonderful gifts I've made and bought for you AFTER those who would gawk at the sheer power of your new limo leave. "
" Hmmph. " Chi-Chi snorted, following them back inside, " I STILL say that's the limo. " she grumbled, then thought
of something and mentally smirked as she went in, ::BUT, if my "Kaka-Pet" plan succeeds, then I won't have to worry about the
limo at all. Infact, once the Ouji's dummed-down enough, Go-chan and I could take him in the limo to get his flea & tick
shots. MAYBE I can even get him NEUTERED. HAHAHA, ahh, THAT will be a real treat! HAHAHAHAHAHA::
" --ah, Chi-chan? "
" ahahahahaha-ah? " Chi-Chi froze in place.
" Chi-chan you've been laughing man-i-acally for the past 5 minutes straight. Are u oh-kay? " Goku asked, worried.
Chi-Chi's face flushed red with embarassment as she found she was still standing in the doorway and had at some point
during her mental laughter started to ACTUALLY laugh out loud, " Ah, heh-heh. Sorry. " she closed the door behind her.
" NOW! " Goku bounced off to the middle of the room and sat next to Gogeta and Vejitto, " I will open one of the many
nicely-wrapped gifts little Veggie as bought for me in addition to the bee-yuu-ti-ful limousine!" he clasped his hands
together.
" OOH! I helped pick out THIS ONE! " Vejitto grinned, pointing to the box.
" Haha! Yeah I remember that present! " Gogeta poked the present.
Goku ripped the wrapping paper to shreads and took the lid off the present and let out a squeal of pure joy, " EEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! VEGGIE-GLOVES!!! " he held up two Vegeta-ish gloves big enough to his hands, " Oh my goodness look how
KAWAII they are! " he put them on over his wristbands and happily flexed his fingers, " WHEE! "
" It's supposed to be a very cold winter, I thought you could use something to keep your hands warm. " Vegeta smirked
as he held up his own gloved hands. Vejitto grinned and did the same.
Goku looked over to his left to see Gogeta wearing two orange mittens, " EEE! Lookit Goggie's!! " he felt one of the
mittens, " SO KAWAII!! "
" You have some too but they're probably still in the limo. " Gogeta smiled, " We bought some for you AND me! " he
pointed to the empty box and ripped wrapping paper his own mittens came in.
" Aww, that is so sweet of both of me 'n Veggie's lil fusion-babies! " Goku said in awe, " And now I have more
presents for VEGGIE! "
Gohan looked uneasy at the bags containing the packages. Chi-Chi grinned and held her hands out to take the gifts
from him, " I hope you know what you're doing. "
" Oh Gohan of COURSE I do! " Chi-Chi said, then brought the bags over to Goku, " Here you are, Goku-san! "
" Thanks Chi-chan! " Goku chirped, then pulled out the first package and handed it to Vegeta, " For VEGGIE! "
Vegeta smirked and opened the present to take out a fuzzy orange sweater with the word "BEST" on the back in big
white letters, " "Best", huh? " he grinned, his ego feeling inflated, " Well that's a VERY NICE gift, Kakay-chan. " he
patted Goku on the shoulder.
" Heeheehee. " Goku giggled, then turned around and pulled his gi and t-shirt up to reveal he had on an identical
sweater that read "Friends" on the back.
Vegeta face-faulted, " Best.....frie--ohh. " he slapped himself on the forhead, " Curse my overactive-imagination. "
he looked back at the sweater, " ...well, it's not like we're going to be wearing them on the same day in the same place. "
" If you're lucky. " Chi-Chi smirked.
" Ahh, so Onna's got something plotted up in that little human-brain of hers, eh? " Vegeta snickered.
" Yes, infact I do. "
Vegeta went through the next several presents with a confused look on his face, the squeaky-toys, more
matching-clothes for him and his peasant, pet-diapers, and little accessories. It wasn't until he got to the litter-box that
he had decided what he thought was going on, " Kakay! You've bought me a PET! " Vegeta clasped his hands together, then
paled, " I hope you put airholes in the box for it to breathe. "
" ... " Goku stared at him blankly, then burst into giggles.
This time it was Vegeta's turn for his face to go blank, " ? "
" Heeheeheeheeheehee, oh Veggie you're so SILLY! "
" Well there's GOT to be a pet for ME, this all certainly isn't for Tama! " he snapped.
Tama, Dr Brief's little black cat that usually sat on his shoulder, walked by them and noticed the new litter box and
proceeded to walk towards it.
" HEY! " Vegeta held the litter-box up above the cat's head, " This is for MY pet and you already GOT one of these
for a Christmas present! " he pointed to a still-wrapped gift near the tree.
" Meow. " Tama walked off towards the tree instead. Vegeta sat the litter-box back down.
" He understands english unusually well. " Vegeta noted.
" Many pets do. " Chi-Chi smirked.
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow at her.
" Here Ouji. " she handed him another present, " THIS should clear things up. "
Goku plopped behind Vegeta and gave him a warm hug. Kaka-germs that were to spread to Vegeta instead slid down the
ouji's gi and fell onto Goku's legs, now deep asleep.
Vegeta opened the present and took it out. It was a large, rubbery-pink collar and leash. A very big collar and leash
infact, ::This is too big for a cat. And there's no way Kakarrotto could fit a dog big enough to fit this collar in one of
those little packages:: his nervousness exploded once he flipped the collar over and saw the words "Veggie-chan" printed on
the side of it, " It's for...me. " he squeaked out, his tail's hair standing on end with fright. Goku picked up the collar
and promptly hooked it snuggly around the shocked little ouji's neck, then hooked in the leash as well.
" Oh Veggie it looks so cute on you! " Goku gave the leash a light tug and Vegeta let out a yelp as his whole
possible kaka-pet future flashed before his eyes. The ouji instinctively burst into ssj2 and started twitching.
" AND we also got you this nice little electric pet-fence so you'll be 'safe'. " Chi-Chi held out the other gift.
Vegeta twitched, then let out a scream of terror at the top of his lungs, " WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! " he stared scrambling to yank the collar off his neck.
" Veggie? VEGGIE! " Goku said, worried, " Why is Veggie screaming?? Is it too tight? " he went to check the collar,
confused.
" AHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! " Vegeta screamed in terror.
" Oh NO! No Veggie don't scream! You're scaring me! " Goku frantically grabbed the little ouji and hugged him tightly
, " Don't Veggie, Veggie calm down PLEASE! "
Vegeta nervously started to fiddle with the collar and smiled weakly with relief once he unhooked it and flopped to
the ground, " *WHEW*! " he shakily stood up, then sent a glare at both Goku and Chi-Chi. Chi-Chi only smirked back.
" Why so scared, Ouji? I think you'll make the perfect pet for Goku-san. " Chi-Chi said in a mock-cheerful voice.
" That's it. I'm outta here. " Vegeta said bluntly, then turned around and marched towards the front door.
" Veh-gee? " Goku's eyes welled up with tears, confused and heart-broken.
" Oh, Mommy you should not leave right now. " Vejitto said, worried as he stared out through one of the windows, " It
looks like there is a bli-- "
" --I'm just going for a WALK, Vejitto. I'll be right back. " Vegeta snorted, then flung the front door open and
gawked to see a huge blizzard outside. He gulped
" MommYYYYY~~ " Vejitto protested.
" I'll, ah, I'll be fine. " Vegeta tried to convince himself.
" But Toussan you will FREEZE out there! " Gogeta chimed in, equally as worried as the portara fusion.
" I told you BOTH I'll be alright. Vegeta stomped outside and slammed the door behind him, " Saiyajins can handle
the cold just fine! " he nodded, then started to walk off.
" Ooh, Bulma isn't gonna like this. " Gohan paled.
" Goggie? "
" ? " Gogeta blinked, then looked over his shoulder to see a worried-looking Goku.
" Goggie can I borrow your nice warm mittens I promise to give them back! " Goku pleaded.
Gogeta took the mittens off and cheerfully handed them to him, " Here you go, Kaasan! "
" Thanks! " Goku chirped, then put them overtop his Veggie-gloves.
" Goku-san you're not really going out there, are you?! " Chi-Chi gawked.
" Of course I am. I have to save little Veggie now don't I? " Goku tilted his head at her.
" He said he'll be oh-kay Goku! BESIDES, he's "immortal" anyway! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" Hai, but that does not mean little Veggies can't get hurt. " Goku frowned, " What if--what if Veggie seriously
hurts himself or freezes his soft little Veggie body so bad that he is stuck in a Veggie-tative state for the rest of his
existance!! " tears started filling up in his eyes again, " I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN TO MY SWEET LITTLE VEGGIE!! " Goku bawled
, then tried to calm down, " And that is why I must go SAVE him! " he said determindly.
" BUT GOKU!! HE'S JUST THE OUJI!! " Chi-Chi shouted, glancing though the window Vejitto had pulled the blinds too.
" But he's MY Ouji! " Goku pouted, " And I'm HIS peasant. And it's MY job to save my little Veggie and make up for
whatever I did to scare him so badly! " he grabbed the doorknob and opened the door.
" GO-CHAN DON'T!! " Chi-Chi grabbed him by the sleeve, " IT'S DANGEROUS!! "
Goku smiled warmly at her, " Do not worry Chi-chan. I'll be right back, WITH my Veggie. I PROMISE! " he grinned.
Chi-Chi gulped and against protest by her own mind, let go of Goku's sleeve and watched him close the door and dash
out into the snow, " ...oh dear God. This is bad. "
" Heehee, do not worry little Veggie! For here I come! " Goku chirped, then looked down and beamed at what he saw,
" AHH! Veggie-prints! " he pointed to the little foot-prints in the snow, " This'll be easy! I'm comin' little Veggie!! " he
shouted as he dashed off into the snow, following the footprints...
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10:01 PM 1/13/2004
END OF PART 4
Chuquita: I knew there would end up being a part 5 to this.
Vegeta: At least you were prepared for it this time.
Chuquita: (grins) That I am!
Goku: I think we missed the "Aunt" gag, Chu-sama. (looks up curiously at story)
Chuquita: (sighs) I know. (perks up) NEXT chapter I'll have that happen while Goku & Veggie out our in the snowstorm and
Raditsu and the fusions are still back at the house.
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes) I still say the limo seems planned.
Chuquita: It actually wasn't. I didn't notice until right before I did that licence plate scene that I remembered future-you
and future-Son-kun had a limo. The licence plate letters are inspired by both how people try to squnch long words to fit
their plates sometimes and an alternate spelling of Son-kun's "Kakay" nickname that I've seen on fanfiction.net. "Kaky".
Goku: (tilts his head) So it's spelled Kakay but it's pronounced Kaky.
Chuquita: Hai. The 2nd a is silent in the nickname.
Goku: Ahhh!
Vegeta: (smirks) I have high hopes for this "Peasant-Repel" of Bulma's. So far I see no side-effects at all.
Chuquita: It washes off in water like kaka-germs do.
Vegeta: (shrugs) So? I just have to re-apply it after I shower.
Chuquita: Point made. (thinking outloud) I think I'm going to go right to "Veggietine's Day 3" after I finish this fic. I
checked the folder my fics are in and I was surprised to see last year's Valentine's day fic was written in APRIL.
(sweatdrops)
Goku: (chrips) April showers bring May flowers, little Veggie!
Vegeta: (nervous chuckle) Ah, heh-heh. Yeah.
Chuquita: (pulls out list of closest-to-being-written-very-soon fics) I think the order I'm gonna go in for the next several
stories is "Veggietine's Day 3", chitakeskaktoliveatcastleveggieditsufusionstrytosavesonchifindsoutabouthermom OR movie 8
parody (I have to decide which would better fit before the other), and kakawishestobeoujoforaday. I have other future fics,
but those 4 are the most immediate ones. (grins) I can't wait to get to the movie 8 parody! I have so many ideas in my head
that I've been accumulating for it since I decided to write one!
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes) I dislike the damsel-in-distress-ness that movie outfitted me with near the end.
Chuquita: So? This is a PARODY. I can change that!
Vegeta: (perks up) (grins) Really?
Chuquita: Yup! I have quite a few gags about it though. (grins)
Vegeta: (pales) GAGS concerning my out-of-character "damsel-ness" near the end of the movie?
Chuquita: No, this occurs somewhere in the middle--the gag that is.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (bottom left eyelid twitches)
Chuquita: (to Son) Care to do the honors?
Goku: HAI! (beams) And now for the reviewer-replies!:
To Rissa of the Saiya-Jin: Goodluck w/your work, I hope you do update "Interstellar" soon :)
To Afrodite: So glad you liked the giant kaka-germs! Hai, the rest of the gang did show up for Christmas. Heh, Bulma's gotta
protect Veggie against the kaka-germs, even if it means fighting one. :)
To Cathowl: Lol, twinkies! :D *thinks* I'm not sure how I got the original idea for Raditsu having the visions (He had it way
back in the chibi Veggie stories I wrote) but if I had to attribute it to anything it would be because of whichever type-3
saiyajin genes he happened to have inherited; remember how all the type-3 saiyajin in that village in "Mistaken Identity"
had psychic powers? And since Goku has some psychic powers himself--though his are more random and don't include seeing into
the future--I figure his brother would naturally have a few too. Raditsu just never trained any of his and when he has one
it's usually a memory-type thing while the power given to Bardock was more of an out-of-body experiance. Bardock never
interacted with anyone in his visions except for that one where he talked to Goku on Namek-sei. Ah, I've confused myself.
(sweatdrops) I hope that helped a lil though. I STILL haven't gotten to the "hair" part yet ^_^;; but I will next chapter.
Heehee, Ouji's funny. Glad he at least found a present for Kakarrotto. I wonder what it is?
To Eclipse: Thanks so much! In Veggie's dreams he sometimes subconsiously mixes in things that have happened while he was
awake. Chi-Chi bought Goku the red thong while they were on vacation, that's why it wasn't orange :) Heehee, Bulma only
freaks out at Yamcha when she's in that oh-no-if-I-lose-Vegeta-I'll-have-to-go-back-to--- state of mind :)
To Nuki: This chapter was big also ^_^;; This happens whenever I get many ideas for one story. Heehee, the Ditz. Wait'll some
of the other characters learn he can see into the future as well *grins*. Only Goku, Veggie, & the fusions know at this
point. I dunno why I did that w/Goku at the end of part 3's Corner ^_^;; Glad you like the chapter!
To Setsumi-san: Heh, I actually have a story on my future-fics list where Goku tries to learn Saiyago because he's the only
one out of all 5 saiyajins who doesn't know the native langauge. Wow! Interesting possible-future-predicting. I like it.
Still unsure of how the future for Goku & Veggie will turn out though.
To Nekoni: Heh, Goku has learned his lesson on eating mistletoe. The kaka-germs are fun to draw :D
To Callimogua: So happy you liked it! Raditsu's gotta watch his hair though, luckily he hasn't run into Bura in this chapter.
To Saiyajin-Neko: I like that Raditsu's been added too :) Goku has quite a few random powers :)
To BlackDragonFury: It was a little odd how not many characters freaked out at Chi-Chi being turned into an egg other than
Goten and her father. Piccolo TRIED to stop her, but I think everyone was too petrified that Buu was on the lookout. What I
was more surprised at was that she wasn't trying to find Goku in otherworld in addition to Gohan. I luved Veggie's twitchy
thing in movie 12! I took a whole bunch of screenshots throughout that movie when I was making that fic. I wanna make a
collage out of them and put it on deviantart when I'm done. It must've been an ego-bloater to have Goku finally call Veggie
by his title.
Vegeta: Not to mention slightly creepy given my situation.
Goku: Heehee, "Ouji-sama".
To TheDarkGuard: I've heard of that game yet sadly I do not have an SNES :( I have an nes but then long ago we got a genesis
after that (dunno why, I was little back then) I think I have a link to this page that has all this info on all the dbz games
though. (looks around for link)
Vegeta: Thank you for the warning on my gift. (has outfitted it with a letter V brander) I don't plan to use it on Kakarrotto
so all should be fine.
To RyukoVulpix: Ah, it's much longer than the last Christmas one ^_^;; "Jingle Bells" chapters on average were between 50 &
60, that's only a little over half the size of these last two chapters. Raditsu does have some traits he shares with his
brother, after all he's not living w/Veggie (when Veggie was evil) like he used to. Heh, Veggie did get to open his presents.
Vejitto and Gogeta both have their own germs, for some reason they haven't come up yet.
To Maria S.: Yup! I'm still going to do a redo fic. You know a couple people suggested "Til Death Do Us Part". I'll have to
go look at that one online (my other copy of it's on the old computer ^_^;; ) I think I remember what basically happened in
it. That was the one where Veggie first came up w/the "Kakay" nickname and pretended he was married to a pre-Kayka version of
her for a couple weeks because he was wanted by the Space-police. :)
To Maniacal Gargoyle Girl: Glad you liked it!
To mkh2: Giant kaka-germs would be fun to play with. :D Hope you get better soon!
To dglsprincess105: Heh, lucky for her she didn't pop up in this chapter then. There's going to be enough snow for dozens of
snowball-fights once the blizzard is over. A Veggie-plushie would be so much to play with. I hope they eventually DO come out
with them. Raditsu does luv those cookies :)
Chuquita: And that's the end of part 4!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) This felt long.
Chuquita: Actually it's shorter than the last chapter by a whole 6kb!
Vegeta: Really.
Chuquita: (waves to audiance) See you in part 5 everybody!
Vegeta: Bye.
Goku: Cheesecake!
Vegeta: (pulls a double-take) Wha??
Goku: BYE!!