Nosgothic Rehab Center
AN: Check out the secret stuff on the SR2 disc if you wanna know where I got the idea for the Raziel and Moebius show. I'm doing the rest of the fic in script format.
Chapter 2
Fledge 1: But My Lord, Lord Zephon takes HIS fledges out nightly!
Rahab: I don't CARE what Zephon does! You are not Zephon's spoiled brats! I am your father! Woah...sorry, wrong movie...game...AH WHATEVER!
Fledge 2: Can we turn on the radio? *whining voice*
Rahab:*sigh* FINE! *turns on radio*
Radio: Welcome to the RAZIEL AND MOEBIUS SHOW! For those of you just joining us, today's topic is "Human vampire cooperation!"
Rahab: For the rest of class you will listen to these two, who have obviously learned to get along!
Radio: Raz: So, Moebius, what about those Sarafan? Why are they so genocidal? Moby: I dunno Raz. Maybe it's because they want to make the world a better place. Raz: *losing patience* Oh really? Moby: Yeah, I mean, who likes bloodsucking dead guys anyway? Raz: *forcibly pleasant but not very convincing* Sure...... Moby: Yeah, they're so- Raz: That's IT!
*strangling noises* Moby: AAAAAAAAAAAH! HEEEEELP! GET HIM OFFA ME! Raz: Oh Moby.....Uncle Razzy has a new toy for you......it's called A THUMBSCREW!
Rahab: *dives and tackles radio off the desk looking for the off switch* Offoffoff.....*it breaks* Um....Ahem......
AN: Check out the secret stuff on the SR2 disc if you wanna know where I got the idea for the Raziel and Moebius show. I'm doing the rest of the fic in script format.
Chapter 2
Fledge 1: But My Lord, Lord Zephon takes HIS fledges out nightly!
Rahab: I don't CARE what Zephon does! You are not Zephon's spoiled brats! I am your father! Woah...sorry, wrong movie...game...AH WHATEVER!
Fledge 2: Can we turn on the radio? *whining voice*
Rahab:*sigh* FINE! *turns on radio*
Radio: Welcome to the RAZIEL AND MOEBIUS SHOW! For those of you just joining us, today's topic is "Human vampire cooperation!"
Rahab: For the rest of class you will listen to these two, who have obviously learned to get along!
Radio: Raz: So, Moebius, what about those Sarafan? Why are they so genocidal? Moby: I dunno Raz. Maybe it's because they want to make the world a better place. Raz: *losing patience* Oh really? Moby: Yeah, I mean, who likes bloodsucking dead guys anyway? Raz: *forcibly pleasant but not very convincing* Sure...... Moby: Yeah, they're so- Raz: That's IT!
*strangling noises* Moby: AAAAAAAAAAAH! HEEEEELP! GET HIM OFFA ME! Raz: Oh Moby.....Uncle Razzy has a new toy for you......it's called A THUMBSCREW!
Rahab: *dives and tackles radio off the desk looking for the off switch* Offoffoff.....*it breaks* Um....Ahem......