Royal Flush 4.
Disclamier: I will NOT sit on Santa's lap! Besides, that isn't the real thing! The real thing is in my basement,
I kidnapped him.
He's having tea with Oogie Boogie and Freddie.
Review Responses:
Rogue77-Yep, she's a mutant. Unless my Marvel Encyclopedia is wrong, she's a mutant. S'okay about the 2 Screen names.
Ishanhandalf- Haha! No problem, I enjoy reading your rants in reviews. 'Holy hilarious batman,' wow, where do you think up these random lines?
Who doesn't hate Belladonna? *glares at Belladonna's ONLY fanclub*
Fantasy Dreamer88- BellaDonna is Remy's fiance' from New Orleans, and a member of the Assasins Guild. How she ties into Evolution: In Cajun Spice, her brother,
Julien is the one who attacks Remy and Rogue.
Kat, my stalker- YAY! YOU READ IT! I LOVE YOU! Well... Not really. Haha! You poor 1 fingered imp! or one handed. Everyone... Feel sorry for Kat.
She only has one hand because I cut off the other one! With my glove! Haha! And my awful ferdoa and ugly sweater.
Anime adicted- Harsh? Yeah, kinda, but at least I didn't go with my original plan...
~
~Rogue, may I please see you in my office immediatly,~ It was an order, not a question, and it was what Rogue first heard
when she turned off her Harley, which Remy had so kindly painted 'Queen of Hearts' on, and a card hand.
~Sure thing, Professor,~ She rolled her eyes and left the garage and made her way towards Professor X's office, but not
before grabbing a soda from the fridge.
"Yes Professor? You wanted ta see meh?" She asked, etering his private office.
"Please, do sit down," Rogue obliged and opened her Dr. Pepper. ((You find that in another X-Men thing... Where is it?))
"I have just recieved a call from your schoolk," He waited for Rogue to reply.
"Ah can't believe that Belladonna would sink so low as ta call you," Rogue leaned back and propped her feet on his desk.
"Feet," She quickly reomved them. "It appears that after Ms. LaBeau made a comment to Kurt, you stood up and began ranting,
called Mrs. LaBeau a slut, knocked a student un-concious and upon leaving the grounds, made a rather crude gesture.
This is inapropriate behaviour, and added to the fact that you used your powers, Priciple Kelly had no choice but to expell you."
He steepled his fingers.
"But, Professor! Ah did all of those other things, but Ah didn't knock anyone out! You know how much it hurts meh!
All ah did was take off mah glove to explain why Ah wore 'um, Ah have witneses!"
BAMF! Kitty hopped off Kurt's back and staggered around the room.
"KURT! What did you do ta her?" Rogue turned to the two.
"She's not drunk, ef zhat's vhat you're t'inking. I made un pitstop at Gut Bomb because I vas hungry. She went across zhe street and bought a bunch of pixi stix, and at zhem all! Added to zhe bamfing, she is completley sugar high," Kurt nodded.
"Are these your witnesses, Rogue?" Rogue nodded and Kurt launced into a full description in detail of what happened.
"I believe you, Rogue. Principle Kelly, however, won't. SO I am offering to tutor you here, so you won't be forced to join
a new school," He raisded an eyebrow. "Classes begin tomorrow at 9'Oclock," Rogue smiled slightly and hugged Kurt.
'Something tells me that Remy wasn't all bad for her.' Xavier thought.
~
"Where is Marie?" Belladonna asked when Kurt and Kitty entered English on the last day of classes. They remained silent
as the class errupted in laughter. THis was a daily ritual here. Everyone was happy they were rid of yet another mutant.
Kitty looked at Kurt and smiled. Plan A was in place. Kitty waited untill Belladonna was in the middle of a lecture before phasing through the desk,
nochalantly.
"Like, ohmigod! Kitty! You just like fell out of your desk! Ohmigod! Freak!" Clare shrieked.
"It's okay. I do it all the time, can someone, like, help me up?" SHe asked. Belladonna walked over and held out her hand for Kitty to grab. Kitty
just reached for it and just as she was about tograb it, she phased through Belladonna. Belladonna screamed.
"Sorry, I like, can't turn it off for some reason today! Kinda like Rogue can't," Kitty smiled before getting up herself, but not before phasing through Clare and Andrea.
"Marie, you mean?" Belladonna smirked.
"No, Rogue," Kitty said happily.
"As we were saying, where is Kurt?!" Belladonna asked.
"Ova here!" He was hanging upside down by his tail from the maps. He then flipped down. "Hello, I am Kurt Wagner, remember me?" He held out a hand for Belladonna to shake.
She shook it and felt his fuzzy two fingeredness. "Oh, sorry," He had his blue fuzzy tail cuver his mouth.
Just then, Belladonna was douced with water from an invisible source. Laughter sounded from behind and as she whipped around, Riche and Bri appeared.
BAMF! Kurt left. BAMF! He was back, with Bobby, Jamie, Amara, Salem, Tabby and Amanda.
"Bri, then Bobby!" Kitty oredered. Bri swirled her fingers around and the water that was dripping from Belladonna multiplied. Bobby then froze it.
"Jamie!" Jamie hit himself, multiplying.
"Hi, Belladonna! We're Jamie and we hate you!" They then attacked the offending Cajun.
"Tabitha!"
"Time for a little boom in this class!" She then proceeded to set of cherry bombs.
"Amara!" Amara then melted the ice encasing Belladonna.
"And what about you two?" She asked, glaring at Amanda and Salem.
"Don't tell Kelly..." Salem said, and she then winked at Amanda. Amanda nodded, and Salem looked past her, creating the illusion that
she was looking directly at Amanda. She then fell over but Kurt caught her. Amanda then 'Woke up' and turned to Belladonna and smiled.
"I'm human, yeah, but that's why-"
"YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE X-MEN!" The X-Men present finsihed. Then they then all grabbed on to Kurt and teleported out just as the bell rang. They were free from school for three months.
~
Note: I'm going to the Carribean for a week, so... Yeah. I'll come back tan and full of new ideas for one-shots! Look for 'um!
Disclamier: I will NOT sit on Santa's lap! Besides, that isn't the real thing! The real thing is in my basement,
I kidnapped him.
He's having tea with Oogie Boogie and Freddie.
Review Responses:
Rogue77-Yep, she's a mutant. Unless my Marvel Encyclopedia is wrong, she's a mutant. S'okay about the 2 Screen names.
Ishanhandalf- Haha! No problem, I enjoy reading your rants in reviews. 'Holy hilarious batman,' wow, where do you think up these random lines?
Who doesn't hate Belladonna? *glares at Belladonna's ONLY fanclub*
Fantasy Dreamer88- BellaDonna is Remy's fiance' from New Orleans, and a member of the Assasins Guild. How she ties into Evolution: In Cajun Spice, her brother,
Julien is the one who attacks Remy and Rogue.
Kat, my stalker- YAY! YOU READ IT! I LOVE YOU! Well... Not really. Haha! You poor 1 fingered imp! or one handed. Everyone... Feel sorry for Kat.
She only has one hand because I cut off the other one! With my glove! Haha! And my awful ferdoa and ugly sweater.
Anime adicted- Harsh? Yeah, kinda, but at least I didn't go with my original plan...
~
~Rogue, may I please see you in my office immediatly,~ It was an order, not a question, and it was what Rogue first heard
when she turned off her Harley, which Remy had so kindly painted 'Queen of Hearts' on, and a card hand.
~Sure thing, Professor,~ She rolled her eyes and left the garage and made her way towards Professor X's office, but not
before grabbing a soda from the fridge.
"Yes Professor? You wanted ta see meh?" She asked, etering his private office.
"Please, do sit down," Rogue obliged and opened her Dr. Pepper. ((You find that in another X-Men thing... Where is it?))
"I have just recieved a call from your schoolk," He waited for Rogue to reply.
"Ah can't believe that Belladonna would sink so low as ta call you," Rogue leaned back and propped her feet on his desk.
"Feet," She quickly reomved them. "It appears that after Ms. LaBeau made a comment to Kurt, you stood up and began ranting,
called Mrs. LaBeau a slut, knocked a student un-concious and upon leaving the grounds, made a rather crude gesture.
This is inapropriate behaviour, and added to the fact that you used your powers, Priciple Kelly had no choice but to expell you."
He steepled his fingers.
"But, Professor! Ah did all of those other things, but Ah didn't knock anyone out! You know how much it hurts meh!
All ah did was take off mah glove to explain why Ah wore 'um, Ah have witneses!"
BAMF! Kitty hopped off Kurt's back and staggered around the room.
"KURT! What did you do ta her?" Rogue turned to the two.
"She's not drunk, ef zhat's vhat you're t'inking. I made un pitstop at Gut Bomb because I vas hungry. She went across zhe street and bought a bunch of pixi stix, and at zhem all! Added to zhe bamfing, she is completley sugar high," Kurt nodded.
"Are these your witnesses, Rogue?" Rogue nodded and Kurt launced into a full description in detail of what happened.
"I believe you, Rogue. Principle Kelly, however, won't. SO I am offering to tutor you here, so you won't be forced to join
a new school," He raisded an eyebrow. "Classes begin tomorrow at 9'Oclock," Rogue smiled slightly and hugged Kurt.
'Something tells me that Remy wasn't all bad for her.' Xavier thought.
~
"Where is Marie?" Belladonna asked when Kurt and Kitty entered English on the last day of classes. They remained silent
as the class errupted in laughter. THis was a daily ritual here. Everyone was happy they were rid of yet another mutant.
Kitty looked at Kurt and smiled. Plan A was in place. Kitty waited untill Belladonna was in the middle of a lecture before phasing through the desk,
nochalantly.
"Like, ohmigod! Kitty! You just like fell out of your desk! Ohmigod! Freak!" Clare shrieked.
"It's okay. I do it all the time, can someone, like, help me up?" SHe asked. Belladonna walked over and held out her hand for Kitty to grab. Kitty
just reached for it and just as she was about tograb it, she phased through Belladonna. Belladonna screamed.
"Sorry, I like, can't turn it off for some reason today! Kinda like Rogue can't," Kitty smiled before getting up herself, but not before phasing through Clare and Andrea.
"Marie, you mean?" Belladonna smirked.
"No, Rogue," Kitty said happily.
"As we were saying, where is Kurt?!" Belladonna asked.
"Ova here!" He was hanging upside down by his tail from the maps. He then flipped down. "Hello, I am Kurt Wagner, remember me?" He held out a hand for Belladonna to shake.
She shook it and felt his fuzzy two fingeredness. "Oh, sorry," He had his blue fuzzy tail cuver his mouth.
Just then, Belladonna was douced with water from an invisible source. Laughter sounded from behind and as she whipped around, Riche and Bri appeared.
BAMF! Kurt left. BAMF! He was back, with Bobby, Jamie, Amara, Salem, Tabby and Amanda.
"Bri, then Bobby!" Kitty oredered. Bri swirled her fingers around and the water that was dripping from Belladonna multiplied. Bobby then froze it.
"Jamie!" Jamie hit himself, multiplying.
"Hi, Belladonna! We're Jamie and we hate you!" They then attacked the offending Cajun.
"Tabitha!"
"Time for a little boom in this class!" She then proceeded to set of cherry bombs.
"Amara!" Amara then melted the ice encasing Belladonna.
"And what about you two?" She asked, glaring at Amanda and Salem.
"Don't tell Kelly..." Salem said, and she then winked at Amanda. Amanda nodded, and Salem looked past her, creating the illusion that
she was looking directly at Amanda. She then fell over but Kurt caught her. Amanda then 'Woke up' and turned to Belladonna and smiled.
"I'm human, yeah, but that's why-"
"YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE X-MEN!" The X-Men present finsihed. Then they then all grabbed on to Kurt and teleported out just as the bell rang. They were free from school for three months.
~
Note: I'm going to the Carribean for a week, so... Yeah. I'll come back tan and full of new ideas for one-shots! Look for 'um!