After Julia had 'spoken' with Cody about giving hobbits camera's, and
giving it back, Cody sat on his bed. He sighed, after being trapped in
'Hell', forced to wear tights, not looking gothic at all, and being too
clean, he had fallen in love with the girl of the future king of mankind.
He hit his head against the headboard. At least he knew who it was he was
up against.
And that he had no chance. He sighed and stood up. Maybe a good old fashioned depression session with Joc would help it out of his system. Nah, she was still over that elf dude. He ran a hand through his hair. Maybe if he talked to Boromir.nope. He was head over heels for Sam.
He couldn't help but chuckle. Poor sap. Trying to get Sam. Even with his good looks®, pointy sword®, and stubble®((the three main things that make him hot! ^^)), Sam would have no interest in him. The hobbits were useless. Half of them were gay, the other one.he liked Julia, what did that say about him.
That Left Aragorn. Maybe he should just confess. He stood up and walked to the door. Closing it behind him he passed Sam, busy bouncing on her bed in her new puffy Boromir Dress. She was giggling, something no one had ever heard. She started bouncing higher, and hit her head on the ceiling. She swore and fell onto the bed, then giggled and rolled off it, then under it. Cody blinked as he heard Sam saying in a dreamy sort of voice 'No! I swear! I don't know how the yellow elephants hugged the purple zebras!" He decided to walk on.
He soon stood infront of Aragorns door, and a little noise inside told him that someone was still inside. He pushed the door in quietly, and what he saw will haunt him for the rest of his days. No, it was not Aragorn in a grass skirt singing in elven and table dancing for frodo and sam, although it would have the same effect. Aragorn was sitting on his bed, Arwen beside him. They were passionately kissing. Passionately enough to push Cody's fragile state of sanity over the edge.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!" He shouted at the top of his lungs and pushed in through the door. Aragorn stood up, and Arwen looked all pretty and helpless again.
"We're busy." Aragorn said it in a low, angry voice.
"Well I can see that, can't I, you greasy perverted Ape?" Cody's teeth gritted and he glared all his hate for the world at Aragorn.
"Then why don't you leave, I wouldn't want Arwen to be corrupted by such an insolent fool." Aragorn stepped closer to Cody threateningly.
"Corrupted? Geez, you act like she's a virgin!" As the look on Aragorns face turned to rage Cody laughed. "Oh my god. You think she IS a virgin!" he almost fell over laughing.
Soon, after more insults and threats, a fist fight started. With Cody not knowing the finer points in brawls, and was almost getting his ass kicked, Boromir finally ran in upon hearing shouts and things breaking.
"STOP IT!" she shouted, and everyone froze. "Ok, lets stop the fighting. "Him of all people, glared at them. "Cody, go back to your room, Arwen go back to your room to. Aragorn, go to sleep. I'm going back to bed." He glared once more and started back out, Arwen and Cody following him.
And that he had no chance. He sighed and stood up. Maybe a good old fashioned depression session with Joc would help it out of his system. Nah, she was still over that elf dude. He ran a hand through his hair. Maybe if he talked to Boromir.nope. He was head over heels for Sam.
He couldn't help but chuckle. Poor sap. Trying to get Sam. Even with his good looks®, pointy sword®, and stubble®((the three main things that make him hot! ^^)), Sam would have no interest in him. The hobbits were useless. Half of them were gay, the other one.he liked Julia, what did that say about him.
That Left Aragorn. Maybe he should just confess. He stood up and walked to the door. Closing it behind him he passed Sam, busy bouncing on her bed in her new puffy Boromir Dress. She was giggling, something no one had ever heard. She started bouncing higher, and hit her head on the ceiling. She swore and fell onto the bed, then giggled and rolled off it, then under it. Cody blinked as he heard Sam saying in a dreamy sort of voice 'No! I swear! I don't know how the yellow elephants hugged the purple zebras!" He decided to walk on.
He soon stood infront of Aragorns door, and a little noise inside told him that someone was still inside. He pushed the door in quietly, and what he saw will haunt him for the rest of his days. No, it was not Aragorn in a grass skirt singing in elven and table dancing for frodo and sam, although it would have the same effect. Aragorn was sitting on his bed, Arwen beside him. They were passionately kissing. Passionately enough to push Cody's fragile state of sanity over the edge.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!" He shouted at the top of his lungs and pushed in through the door. Aragorn stood up, and Arwen looked all pretty and helpless again.
"We're busy." Aragorn said it in a low, angry voice.
"Well I can see that, can't I, you greasy perverted Ape?" Cody's teeth gritted and he glared all his hate for the world at Aragorn.
"Then why don't you leave, I wouldn't want Arwen to be corrupted by such an insolent fool." Aragorn stepped closer to Cody threateningly.
"Corrupted? Geez, you act like she's a virgin!" As the look on Aragorns face turned to rage Cody laughed. "Oh my god. You think she IS a virgin!" he almost fell over laughing.
Soon, after more insults and threats, a fist fight started. With Cody not knowing the finer points in brawls, and was almost getting his ass kicked, Boromir finally ran in upon hearing shouts and things breaking.
"STOP IT!" she shouted, and everyone froze. "Ok, lets stop the fighting. "Him of all people, glared at them. "Cody, go back to your room, Arwen go back to your room to. Aragorn, go to sleep. I'm going back to bed." He glared once more and started back out, Arwen and Cody following him.