Finally it looked like Joc had gotten over her obsession with Legolas. Sam
Sighed. Now, if only she could find her cell phone. She looked though her
bag again and rubbed her nose. It was still sore from Boromir running into
her. Tomorrow the Fellowship was going to leave, so that Sam and the others
could think of how to get back.
Today, the four were going to give the Fellowship a few things to 'help' them on their journey, so they each were going though his or her pack to find anything that might to good to have.
Finally when Sam found everything for the group ((but her Cell phone)), she walked to the garden, where Legolas and Joc were waiting and talking in low voices. Sam gave them a suspicious look and walked over.
"Joc.why aren't you clinging to Elfy's leg?" Sam sat down on the other side of Legolas and saw his ye twitch.
Joc shrugged. "I've grown up. Is that ok?" She noticed a small spasm in her hand.
"Well, fine. You brought the stuff for Elfy and his friends?" Joc nodded and Legolas glared at Sam.
"It's bad enough with her calling me 'Leggy" all the time! I HAVE A NAME YOU KNOW!" Legolas twitched again.
"Legolas does have a point there, Sam. It's rude to use racial slurs." Sam stared at Joc. Then she grabbed Legolas' shoulders and shook him.
"WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE REAL JOCELYN?!?! And thanks! ^^" She hugged him and let go of a badly shaken elf.
By then a few more of the fellowship had come out, along with Julia. She came and hid behind Legolas just as Pippin and Merry ran out.
"Think she likes us?" Pippin piped.
"Of cooooourse she does!" Merry looked all happy.
Pippin nodded. "Oh Julia! Juuuuuuuuuuulia!" Julia cringed behind Legolas' back and Joc and Sam looked at her funny.
Elrond came out just in time to narrowly avert the disaster of Pippin and Merry finding Julia. Behind him came a beat-up and downtrodden looking Cody.
"Now that everyone's here, let begin." He gestured to Cody to sit down as with the others. Samantha was the first to stand up.
She walked to stand in front of Aragorn. She took a small bar of soap out of her bag and handed it in his hand. She noticed the bewildered look on his face. "It's soap. You lather and rise. Lather and rise. Remember that!" Aragorn nodded, now understanding. Next Sam walked up to Boromir.
"Well, I couldn't really find any of my stuff for ya, but I ended up getting something from Cody!" she smiled and gave him a razor. "Trust me, stubble doesn't look good on you. Plus if you kiss me it'd tickle to much!" she giggled and everyone's eyes went buggy. He coughed a little embarrassed.
"Uhh, thanks." Sam actually skipped up to Legolas.
"And for you, Elf-Legolas." She caught the look of Joc's and changed her mind. "Something really useful!" She pulled out a small.bologna Sandwhich? No why'd she have that with her? "Jocelyn repellent! Just wave it near her and she runs away!" Sam looked all proud with herself.
Legolas looked a little confused and took it. He brought it close to Joc, who whimpered and hid under the bench from him, muttering about how 'the bologna is taunting her'. He smiled and nodded at Sam, who walked up to Gandalf.
"Well, for you is my old game boy! I was planning to give it to Kyle anyway! Plus it comes with Super Mario!" Gandalf looked confused and took the 'Game Boy'. Sam showed him how to turn it on and he started playing it, chuckling. Everyone else looked at him funny.
She moved on to Pippin and Merry. "Here, I know you already have some, but hey." She took out a large bag full of apple and mushrooms. They giggled and started to munch on them.
"Hi-ya Frodo! Here, you can have.Joc's fake ring. It looks like yours! I guess your collecting them now!" She handed Frodo Jocelyn's Lord of the Rings fake 'the one ring'. He looked confused and started comparing it to the real one.
She moved to stand with Sam. "I don't like you. You don't get anything." She moved on, leaving a very sad looking hobbit behind her.
"Ummm, you. You get premisson to use Boromir's Razor!" Sam looked happy and realized she had given out all her stuff. She started to walk away from Grimli to sit down beside Legolas, who was having a grand old time bugging Joc with the Balogna.
Today, the four were going to give the Fellowship a few things to 'help' them on their journey, so they each were going though his or her pack to find anything that might to good to have.
Finally when Sam found everything for the group ((but her Cell phone)), she walked to the garden, where Legolas and Joc were waiting and talking in low voices. Sam gave them a suspicious look and walked over.
"Joc.why aren't you clinging to Elfy's leg?" Sam sat down on the other side of Legolas and saw his ye twitch.
Joc shrugged. "I've grown up. Is that ok?" She noticed a small spasm in her hand.
"Well, fine. You brought the stuff for Elfy and his friends?" Joc nodded and Legolas glared at Sam.
"It's bad enough with her calling me 'Leggy" all the time! I HAVE A NAME YOU KNOW!" Legolas twitched again.
"Legolas does have a point there, Sam. It's rude to use racial slurs." Sam stared at Joc. Then she grabbed Legolas' shoulders and shook him.
"WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE REAL JOCELYN?!?! And thanks! ^^" She hugged him and let go of a badly shaken elf.
By then a few more of the fellowship had come out, along with Julia. She came and hid behind Legolas just as Pippin and Merry ran out.
"Think she likes us?" Pippin piped.
"Of cooooourse she does!" Merry looked all happy.
Pippin nodded. "Oh Julia! Juuuuuuuuuuulia!" Julia cringed behind Legolas' back and Joc and Sam looked at her funny.
Elrond came out just in time to narrowly avert the disaster of Pippin and Merry finding Julia. Behind him came a beat-up and downtrodden looking Cody.
"Now that everyone's here, let begin." He gestured to Cody to sit down as with the others. Samantha was the first to stand up.
She walked to stand in front of Aragorn. She took a small bar of soap out of her bag and handed it in his hand. She noticed the bewildered look on his face. "It's soap. You lather and rise. Lather and rise. Remember that!" Aragorn nodded, now understanding. Next Sam walked up to Boromir.
"Well, I couldn't really find any of my stuff for ya, but I ended up getting something from Cody!" she smiled and gave him a razor. "Trust me, stubble doesn't look good on you. Plus if you kiss me it'd tickle to much!" she giggled and everyone's eyes went buggy. He coughed a little embarrassed.
"Uhh, thanks." Sam actually skipped up to Legolas.
"And for you, Elf-Legolas." She caught the look of Joc's and changed her mind. "Something really useful!" She pulled out a small.bologna Sandwhich? No why'd she have that with her? "Jocelyn repellent! Just wave it near her and she runs away!" Sam looked all proud with herself.
Legolas looked a little confused and took it. He brought it close to Joc, who whimpered and hid under the bench from him, muttering about how 'the bologna is taunting her'. He smiled and nodded at Sam, who walked up to Gandalf.
"Well, for you is my old game boy! I was planning to give it to Kyle anyway! Plus it comes with Super Mario!" Gandalf looked confused and took the 'Game Boy'. Sam showed him how to turn it on and he started playing it, chuckling. Everyone else looked at him funny.
She moved on to Pippin and Merry. "Here, I know you already have some, but hey." She took out a large bag full of apple and mushrooms. They giggled and started to munch on them.
"Hi-ya Frodo! Here, you can have.Joc's fake ring. It looks like yours! I guess your collecting them now!" She handed Frodo Jocelyn's Lord of the Rings fake 'the one ring'. He looked confused and started comparing it to the real one.
She moved to stand with Sam. "I don't like you. You don't get anything." She moved on, leaving a very sad looking hobbit behind her.
"Ummm, you. You get premisson to use Boromir's Razor!" Sam looked happy and realized she had given out all her stuff. She started to walk away from Grimli to sit down beside Legolas, who was having a grand old time bugging Joc with the Balogna.